Absolutely Not, Darling

Sebastian Sterling
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Daily doses of life advice from your favourite disaster gay uncle. Sebastian Sterling, a 38-year-old British former West End dancer, delivers harsh truths wrapped in humor and genuine care. New episodes every morning at 7 AM GMT. Submit your questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

  1. 06/29/2025

    #16 He Proposed in His Sleep with a Haribo Ring

    A listener is 'engaged' to her sleep-talking boyfriend via a Haribo ring. Sebastian advises on the morning-after panic and how to broach this sticky subject. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  2. 06/28/2025

    #15 Paralysed by the Pressure of a 'Perfect' Sunday?

    Feeling more panic than peace from the 'Sunday Reset' trend? Sebastian helps a listener break free from the tyranny of the to-do list and find a kinder way to recharge. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  3. 06/27/2025

    #14 Failing the Gender Test You Didn't Know You Were Taking?

    What if you don't feel 'non-binary enough'? Sebastian tackles imposter syndrome and the myth that there's a correct way to express your gender. Spoiler: there isn't one. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  4. 06/26/2025

    #13 When Your Wardrobe is a Shrine to Your Failures

    Feeling suffocated by a wardrobe full of un-lived lives? Sebastian helps a listener ditch the ghosts of who she thought she should be, and embrace the woman she is—even if she only wears three black jumpers. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  5. 06/25/2025

    #12 When Self-Improvement Turns You Into a Sociopath

    Your quest for self-improvement has turned you into a joyless robot who terrifies themself in the mirror. Sebastian helps a listener who has optimised their life into misery learn how to ditch the macro-counting and find the fun again. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  6. 06/24/2025

    #11 My Uncle Claims My Cat Lacks Mental Capacity

    A listener is the executor for a cat's £250k fortune, and the family is furious. How do you fend off lawsuits and loan requests aimed at a Persian cat? Sebastian offers advice on setting firm boundaries. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  7. 06/23/2025

    #10 My Promotion Is a High-Paying, Soul-Crushing Lie

    A listener's promotion has a bigger paycheque but no job. Sebastian helps figure out if this corporate nonsense is a gift or a trap. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min

  8. 06/23/2025

    #9 He's Practising His Breakup Lines... On a Fictional Character

    A listener finds her boyfriend's dramatic breakup notes, but they're for a character in his favourite video game. Is he a harmless nerd or is this a major red flag? Sebastian helps figure out if it's creative genius or a relationship game over. This podcast is a work of fiction. Submit questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

    8 min
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Daily doses of life advice from your favourite disaster gay uncle. Sebastian Sterling, a 38-year-old British former West End dancer, delivers harsh truths wrapped in humor and genuine care. New episodes every morning at 7 AM GMT. Submit your questions at loudandfound.com/sebastian

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  • Creator
    Sebastian Sterling
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Sebastian Sterling
  • Show Website
    Absolutely Not, Darling