Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Kellianne
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A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

  1. 4D AGO

    NOT A True Crime Tuesday

    Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why? In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re talking about mass hysteria and collective delusions the moments in history when large groups of people fully lost the plot together. We get into: What mass hysteria actually is (and why our brains are so susceptible to it)The Dancing Plague of 1518, when people literally danced themselves to exhaustionThe War of the Worlds radio broadcast that convinced America aliens were invadingThe Satanic Panic, when fear outran factsModern internet-era hysteria, panic trends, and why group think spreads faster than logicThis isn’t about people being stupid, it’s about being human.Anxious, social, pattern-seeking humans with Wi-Fi. No true crime.No heavy stuff.Just history, psychology, and a reminder to maybe pause before joining the panic. 🎶 Song of the Week: “Tremble” by The Last Second Save Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

    28 min

  2. 6D AGO

    Area 51: WTF is it??

    What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask? In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51  the most secretive military base in the world and the internet’s favorite place to store aliens, advanced technology, and everyone’s unanswered questions. Is Area 51 hiding aliens?Advanced tech?Or just secrets we’re not meant to know? As always, this episode lives in the gray area between curiosity and chaos. No claims, no conclusions, just questions. 🎶 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell

    38 min

  3. DEC 16

    True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition

    This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes. From criminals calling the police on themselves…to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…to Googling “how to get away with a crime” like that’s not immediately suspicious…this episode is a reminder that some people really should’ve stopped and thought for literally five more seconds. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell If you love laughing through chaos, shaking your head at humanity, and reminding yourself that at least you didn’t do this — this episode is for you.

    17 min

  4. DEC 12

    Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things

    Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras? In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we go FULL lizard mode and deep-dive into one of the internet’s most iconic conspiracy theories: reptilians. We trace the theory all the way back to ancient mythology and serpent gods, break down how David Icke brought reptilians into modern conspiracy culture, and explore why celebrities, politicians, and powerful families keep getting accused of being shape-shifting lizard humanoids — allegedly. From viral eye-glitch videos and celebrity “proof,” to glitches in the matrix, NPC theories, moon conspiracies, and the idea that reptilians might be running the simulation itself, this episode blends history, psychology, pop culture, and pure internet chaos. We close with one of the most extreme real-world reptilian conspiracy narratives ever documented: the Kyle Odom story, presented as he described it — a chilling look at how deep these beliefs can go when they become someone’s entire explanation for reality. Song of the Week: “You Can Always Be Replaced” by Hush CA

    33 min

  5. DEC 11

    True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday?? Diddy: Power, Patterns & The Reckoning

    This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial figures in music history: Sean “Diddy” Combs. From his rise in the golden era of hip-hop…to the East Coast vs. West Coast war…to the unsolved murders of Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur…to decades of lawsuits, disturbing allegations, federal raids, and now a documentary that has the entire internet losing its mind — this deep dive covers EVERYTHING. Packed with humor, facts, context, and a healthy number of “allegedly’s” to keep everyone legally hydrated. This is one of the wildest, most complicated, most culture-shifting stories I've covered yet.

    33 min

  6. DEC 2

    Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense

    This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two technicians found wearing homemade lead masks on a hilltop, to an internet puzzle so complex it makes the CIA look like amateurs. This episode is packed with cases that have no business being real. Join me as I break down: 🌀 The Yuba County Five  the baffling disappearance that has been called “America’s Dyatlov Pass.”😵‍💫 The Lead Masks Case two men, two lead masks, one bizarre notebook, and zero answers.💻 Cicada 3301 the internet mystery that recruited geniuses and then ghosted them. Plus!🤡 Docket of Dumb: Five real, ridiculous headlines from this week that prove humanity is struggling. All served with humor, chaos, and a side of “what did I just listen to?” Plus, this week’s Song of the Week: “Lyin’ to Yourself” by Pat Hatt. If you love weird mysteries, dark humor, and absolutely unhinged true-crime storytelling… you’re in the right place.But remember — don’t quote me.It’s probably nothing.

    34 min

  7. NOV 30

    A Little Chaotic: The Hum & Missing 411

    This week on Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing, I'm diving into the the theories about the Hum and Missing 411.  Did I talk about everything I wanted too?? Probably not. Should you listen anyway?? Probably yes.  Whether you're here for paranormal speculation or just to listen to me unravel on-air ... you're welcome.  The song of the week is "Broken Record" by The Sunstrokes

    33 min

  8. NOV 25

    True Crime Tuesday: Fool-Proof Plans That Failed Immediately

    Criminal masterminds? No. Criminal disasters? Absolutely. Prepare yourself for a full buffet of bad decisions, because this week’s True Crime Tuesday dives into the dumbest, fastest-failing crime plans ever attempted. From a man who tried to break into an ATM using his debit card, to a would-be burglar who trusted Google Maps so blindly it led him straight into a police station, these cases prove that some people really are their own worst enemy. I walk you through five chaotic crimes that collapsed instantly, sprinkled with my signature unhinged commentary, too-much-caffeine energy, and the kind of laughter that makes you snort in public. Plus the Docket of Dumb returns with fresh headlines reminding you that Earth is absolutely not the top-tier planet we pretend it is. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Broken Record” by The Sunstrokes 🚔 Crimes that solve themselves😂 Criminals who incriminate… themselves🧠 Zero brain cells. Maximum entertainment.

    33 min
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A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

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