Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Kellianne
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A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

  1. 6H AGO

    What even is this episode?

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Don't Quote Me, It's Probably Nothing, we’re heading to a small place in Kelli's brain ... to talk about a bunch of nothing! ⚡ Sponsored by Dubby Energy Fuel your chaos the clean way 🧠⚡ No sugar. No crash. Just energy to keep you going, whether you’re deep in a true crime rabbit hole or just trying to survive your day. 👉 Shop here: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/KELLIANNERUGH?ref=baeobdws👉 Use code: STAYWEIRD at checkout for a discount And when you support Dubby, you’re also supporting the show 💚 🎧 Song of the Week “Hindsight” by Goodfella Go give it a listen, add it to your playlist, and let me know what you think!

    20 min

  2. 3D AGO

    True Crime Tuesday: The Circleville Letter Writer

    Send a text This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading to a small town in Ohio where something as simple as a letter turned into years of fear, accusations, and unanswered questions. Starting in the 1970s, residents of Circleville began receiving anonymous letters exposing personal secrets, accusing people of affairs, and threatening to reveal even more. What started as harassment quickly escalated into something much more serious… including a suspicious death and a booby-trapped sign meant to harm its target. Someone was watching. Someone knew the secrets. And decades later, we still don’t know exactly who it was. ⚡ Sponsored by Dubby Energy Fuel your chaos the clean way 🧠⚡ No sugar. No crash. Just energy to keep you going, whether you’re deep in a true crime rabbit hole or just trying to survive your day. 👉 Shop here: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/KELLIANNERUGH?ref=baeobdws👉 Use code: STAYWEIRD at checkout for a discount And when you support Dubby, you’re also supporting the show 💚 🎧 Song of the Week “Hindsight” by Goodfella Go give it a listen, add it to your playlist, and let me know what you think! Sources & References • FBI Law Enforcement Bulletin  “The Circleville Letters”• Pickaway County historical records & local news archives• The Circleville Writer: The Unsolved Mystery of the Circleville Letters by Paul Freshour• Associated Press archives on the Circleville case• Ohio court records related to Paul Freshour’s trial• Various true crime research compilations and case summaries

    35 min

  3. MAR 13

    The Alaska Triangle: Americas Most Mysterious Missing Zone

    Send a text What if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States? In this deep dive episode, we’re heading north to one of the strangest regions in the world: The Alaska Triangle. Stretching between Anchorage, Juneau, and Utqiagvik, this massive wilderness has become famous for unexplained disappearances, missing aircraft, strange lights in the sky, and stories that go back long before modern investigators ever arrived. More than 20,000 people have vanished in Alaska since the 1970s, and some of the cases are almost impossible to explain. We’ll look at one of the most famous disappearances in American history ... the mysterious 1972 flight carrying House Majority Leader Hale Boggs, a congressman, an aide, and a pilot… a plane that vanished without leaving behind a single piece of wreckage. But the mystery doesn’t stop there. We’ll also explore the eerie legends told by Indigenous communities in the region, including stories of the Kushtaka, a shape-shifting being said to lure travelers deeper into the wilderness.  Is the Alaska Triangle simply one of the harshest environments on Earth? Or is there something about this region that we still don’t fully understand? Song of the Week: "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)" by Blessid Union of Souls

    38 min

  4. MAR 10

    True Crime Tuesday: Wheel of Chaos

    Send a text This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re letting chaos take the wheel. Literally. For this episode of True Crime Tuesday, we spin a wheel filled with places where listeners are from and see what kind of crime history shows up. From infamous killers to .. not infamous killers, this episode proves that sometimes the scariest thing in true crime is human decision making. Song of the Week: "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me) by Blessid Union of Souls

    24 min

  5. MAR 6

    Before the Flood: Giants, Fallen Angels & the Lost World

    Send a text  What if the world before the flood looked nothing like the one we know today? In this deep dive episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we explore the ancient text known as the Book of Enoch and the mysterious story it tells about fallen angels, forbidden knowledge, and the creation of the Nephilim .. the giants said to have walked the Earth before the flood. From the Watchers descending to teach humanity secrets we weren’t meant to have… to the violent rise of the Nephilim… to the global flood myths that appear in cultures across the world, this episode pieces together one of the strangest narratives in ancient history. We also look at the lingering questions that keep this story alive: Why do giant myths appear in civilizations all over the planet?Why do ancient texts suggest giants existed after the flood as well?And could mysterious megalithic structures and lost coastal civilizations hint at a chapter of human history that didn’t survive? Whether you see the Book of Enoch as ancient theology, mythology, or a distorted memory of a much older world, one thing is certain: The story of the giants refuses to disappear. Song of the Week: "Lives We Lead" by Greg In Good Company

    38 min

  6. FEB 17

    NOT a True Crime Tuesday 2.0

    This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re putting modern dating on trial. From flying dentures in pasta to surprise family interrogations and accidental cat chaos, we’re diving into real first-date stories so wild they probably should’ve come with a legal disclaimer. No felonies. No trauma spirals. Just awkward encounters, questionable decisions, and the shared understanding that swiping right in 2025 requires emotional armor. If you’ve ever left a first date thinking, “I need to tell someone about this immediately,” this episode is for you. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Lives We Lead” by Greg in Good Company Because sometimes the real crime… is dating. And remember ... don’t quote me. It’s probably nothing. 🖤

    26 min

  7. FEB 16

    Symbols, Secrecy & The Elite

    Why do powerful people love ceremony? In this Friday the 13th episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we step into the world of elite symbolism, rumored Hollywood witchcraft, secret initiations, and the very real redwood retreat known as Bohemian Grove. Is it tradition?Theater?Or something deeper? Song of the week: "Everybody Hates Me" by Cheer Up Dusty

    24 min

  8. FEB 12

    True Crime Tuesday ... On A Thursday ... Again

    This week on Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing, we're taking a trip around the globe to explore some true crime and some of the weirdest, most confusing, and downright dumb laws still floating around out there. Song of the week: "Everybody Hates Me" by Cheer Up Dusty

    28 min
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A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

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