Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman
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From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast! Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it. Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk. Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2D AGO

    Decommissioned - Shut Your Face

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if your up for coming. Lucas has been in touch and he has a new money saving way of making tea! Apparently the UK is using more tea bags than ever because of remote working. Wingman thinks more of his wee is tea!!!! On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!! Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below. becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  2. Decommissioned - Epstein Files

    FEB 24

    Decommissioned - Epstein Files

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost? Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm. On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!! Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below. Wingman once convinced Rob to bring his Cat to work for something on the show. Find out what happened when the Cat got lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min

  3. FEB 17

    Decommissioned - Dead Dogs Pram

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  4. Decommissioned - Health Advice Off Bez

    FEB 10

    Decommissioned - Health Advice Off Bez

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays. Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back. So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned Celeb and it's a cracker. You'll never know the real Celeb. Rob and Wingman hosted an event with Shaun and Bez from Happy Mondays and also TV's Dr Hilary Jones. You might be surprised to hear which of these 3 Celebs tried to get the party started. If you had Ken Barlows number would you ring him when you were pissed? Rob Ellis is a SMART DICK pass it on. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk --- --- Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

  5. JAN 27

    Decommissioned - KEITH'S C**K

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk --- --- Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
  6. Decommissioned - I've never Seen a Cow on a Hill

    JAN 20

    Decommissioned - I've never Seen a Cow on a Hill

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be? Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT! An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk --- --- Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  7. JAN 15

    Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 2

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on? People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself? An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day! Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  8. JAN 13

    Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 1

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!! We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!! There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone? Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!! Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!! Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day! Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
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From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast! Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it. Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk. Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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