Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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General shite talk about generally horrible things.

2D AGO

Stupid Sexy Selkies

This week Dani, Justy, and Oisin stay true to their Celtic roots and dive into the myth of the selkie, mythical shapeshifters who live as seals in the sea and beautiful women on shore. Along the way Justy provides us with a new theme song and his very own selkie story, we get into manic pixie dream girls, bear fighting, winklepickers, Erika Kirk's Mourning 'N' Fireworks Extravaganza, and horse whispering.

2h 49m
JAN 9

Talkin' Tundras: All The Weird Shit In Alaska

We're back! After a little winter break, Dani, Justy, and new co-host Oisin have defrosted to talk about the weird wilderness of Alaska. Pyramids, weather control, UFOs, and selkies for some reason!

2h 19m
12/12/2025

Disastercast: A Stroll Through Chernobyl

All glory to Hocus Pocus! Meltdowns aplenty on this week's episode. No, not an in-depth discussion of Dani's love life, but deep diving into the Chernobyl disaster; the build-up, the fallout, and cover-ups. Along the way, there's dog talk, your usual handful of Simpsons episodes, Rasputin, questionable accents, and the ethics of fancying Gillian Anderson playing Margaret Thatcher.

2h 29m
12/05/2025

Talkin' Montauk

This week, Dani, Justy, and special guest Oisín dive into the unhinged lore of The Montauk Project, a Cold War conspiracy where the U.S. government allegedly dabbled in psychic super-soldiers, time-travel mishaps, and a monster... basically real life Stranger Things.

2h 18m
11/28/2025

Technically The Twilight Episode?

This week on Hocus Pocus, it's werewolves vs vampires, which makes sense because Justy's hairy and Dani sucks. Along the way, expect discussion of Sinners tampon storage locations, the submarine episode of The Simpsons, Justy's adventures in Romania, and a few technical difficulties.

2h 18m
11/14/2025

The Curse Of The Kennedys

Justy's back! For maybe our least spookiest episode yet! This week, your hosts dive into the history of the Kennedys, a super normal and chill family where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Along the way there's Paris Hilton talk, lobotomies, Mexican-Irish solidarity, and a lot of discussion of Dani's new boyfriend.

2h 18m
11/07/2025

Take Me Home, Cunty Roads: The Weird World Of Appalachia

We’re back! Well not all of us. Justy is suffering in ways too impolite to mention on social media, so Dani roped in her neighbour Justin to guide him through the mysteries of Appalachia, from the Moon-Eyed People to the disappearance of Dennis Martin, the Beast Of Bladdenboro to our old friend Bigfoot. Tangents include: half-naked Robin Williams, Reddit survival strategies, witchcraft vs wicca, thin places, and why are mountains so fuckin' weird?

2h 50m
10/27/2025

Dani's Top Ten Favourite Asylums

Welcome back to Dani Hyperfixates For Three Hours... no, wait, it's Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus! This week we delve into the spookiest haunted asylums around. Not literally of course, but if some rich patron wants to fund that, we're open to it. Along the way, tangents include The Crown, Ireland's vendetta against Thierry Henry, the differences between Irish and Welsh (yet again), Justy farting in front of his girlfriend, and some questionable attempts at Japanese accents.

2h 44m

General shite talk about generally horrible things.

Creator

Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

23
Rating

Explicit
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