Smith and Hazel

Joey Bags

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COMEDY

Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

4D AGO

(Ep 35) Burger Wars, Frat Nicknames & The Legend of One Wipe Man 🍔🍻🧻

Send a text The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food. Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones. Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nicknames back in their fraternity days. What starts as a simple origin story quickly spirals into a tour of some legendary frat characters, questionable hazing traditions, and the kind of stories that only make sense when you were there (and probably drunk). From there the crew debates where this chaotic group of former degenerates would actually go if they planned a trip together and calls out the one member who refuses to read because, apparently, books are dumb. The nonsense keeps rolling as the guys draft their Zombie apocalypse teams, each picking three fictional characters they’d want by their side when the world goes to hell. That leads into creating the Justice League of the worst superpowers ever, featuring unforgettable heroes like One Wipe Man. They wrap things up with a surprisingly heated debate about what they would give up first for $10 Million? Cell phones, video games, shaving, deodorant, or eating out. The answers get weird, the logic gets questionable, and someone’s hygiene definitely takes a hit. It’s a chaotic trip through burgers, brotherhood, bad powers, and billion dollar hypotheticals. #College, #BigArch, #ArcRaiders, #TheBoys, #OneWipe

1h 12m
MAR 9

(Ep 34) Shuck Around and Find Out: Pocket Dogs & Bad Decisions 🦪🌭🍻🎰

Send a text This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember? Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwiches, the guys wonder if their stomachs will ever truly recover. Also, how much did that shucking knife actually sell for ?! Because apparently oyster festivals also double as knife auctions. The night wraps up exactly how you’d expect with a trip to the casino so Joey the degenerate can donate his paycheck. Then Hoosier pivots into his comfort zone, serial killers. He breaks down the dumbest ways they have been caught, throws out some wild statistics, and somehow this conversation leads to the unforgettable legend of the nipple belt. To close out the show, Joey brings a couple internet gems to the table: • An Italian wrestler who the guys think should lean way harder into the stereotype and they generously offer some marketing ideas. • And a clip from The Burnt Peanut playing a game called Burgling Gnomes which leaves Hoosier absolutely stunned and questioning reality. Oysters, bad decisions, serial killers, and gnome crimes Just another normal episode #DayStrider, #Duhitdown, #Theburntpeanut, #Burglingnomes, #EdGein

57 min
MAR 2

(Ep 33) Fat Shaming, Fry Rankings & Fear Boners 🍔🍟😱😂

Send a text This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revelation about Hoosier dipping his fries in things that absolutely do not belong near a potato. From there, the guys take a quick detour into their ongoing love affair with Arc Raiders, breaking down why they’re still all in and what’s got them hyped lately. It’s brief, it’s nerdy, it’s necessary. Next up is the upcoming Delaware Oyster Eat Festival trip. The real question isn’t about oysters, it’s whether the boys will see more than two women the entire weekend. Odds are discussed. Confidence levels are low. Hoosier then unveils his latest Walmart discovery which is Yellowstone branded frozen meals. Yes, that Yellowstone. Based purely on the photos and the names, they attempt to rank the meals without tasting a single bite. The confusion peaks at “Poblano Mac and Cheese.” What is it? Why is it? Does anyone know what a poblano actually tastes like? No research will be done. Somewhere in the chaos we also learn that Beth Dutton gives Joey a fear boner a revelation no one was prepared for but everyone now has to live with. They close things out on a wholesome note, sharing the podcasts they’re currently listening to because at the end of the day, beneath the fry rankings, oyster anxiety, and frozen cowboy cuisine… they’re just two guys with microphones trying to figure it out. Unhinged. Hungry. Slightly afraid. #arcraidersnation, #fastfood, #oystereat, #Fearboner

1h 11m
FEB 16

(Ep.32) The Olympics Are Temporary, Arc Raiders Is Forever🎮🥇🔥

Send us Fan Mail This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other sports that make cornhole look elite. Things get a little tangled when discussing the greatest decathlete of all time (turns out pronouns are harder than pole vaulting). From there, they relive the most unintentionally hilarious Olympic marketing fail ever: Dan and Dave the campaign that proved hype can outrun reality. Then it’s game on. The guys break down video games that made the jump to movies and TV. The good, the bad, and the straight to blockbuster bin ugly. Casting choices are debated, More Walter Goggins Love and Mmmmm Angelina Jolie enters the chat. Joey also comes clean about his deep, possibly concerning love for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. They wrap things up by spiraling into a full blown Arc Raiders obsession, explaining why they can’t stop playing and why it absolutely deserves its own show. #ArcRaiders, #BruceJenner, #Olympics, #Fallout, #WalterGoggins

1h 17m
FEB 9

(Ep 31) Just Hanging Around😬🪢😵

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things that probably shouldn’t be discussed in public. Then Hoosier breaks out his games once again, clearly designed to make Joey look as dumb as humanly possible. They dive into Sandler, Joel, or Epstein. The guys reminisce about every car they’ve ever owned, complete with ridiculous stories and questionable life decisions tied to each one. A movie game gets thrown into the mix, and they wrap things up by discussing nightmares because apparently losing teeth might actually be a Top 5 fear?? Unhinged. Unnecessary. Must listen. 🎙️😂 #Nightmares, #Epstein, #Poopourri, #JustHangingAround

1h 10m
FEB 2

(Ep 30) The Murdaugh Murders: Crimes, Coincidences, and Huh?🕵️‍♂️⚖️🤔💀

Send a text Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists than a small town rumor mill. Powerful family, shady finances, suspicious deaths, and a trial that had everyone yelling at their TV. They dig into the details, debate what actually happened, and because it’s them spiral into a "purely hypothetical" conversation about how they think they could’ve gotten away with it. Dark, funny, and just irresponsible enough, this episode is part true crime breakdown, part armchair detective, and part “thank God we’re not lawyers.” #murdaughmurders, #truecrime, #podcast

54 min
JAN 26

(Ep 29) Conspiracy Theories: Birds Aren’t Real & Bigfoot Knows It👣👀

Send us Fan Mail What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones? This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, and the infamous Clinton death list. Along the way, we ask the important questions no one else will—like who’s funding the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement and whether a*****e wasps are part of a larger, buzzing operation against mankind. Some theories are legendary, some are unhinged, and some are so stupid they almost make sense. We don’t solve anything, but we definitely make it worse. Tin foil hats encouraged, logic optional. #bigfoot, #nessy, #jfk, #aliens

1h 14m
JAN 19

(Ep 28) Gross or Acceptable: Poop Phones, Bad Drivers & A Turn We Didn't Expect💩📱🐶👅🤮

Send us Fan Mail Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly clean. The laughs keep coming as Hoosier vents about his biggest pet peeves, with a special focus on terrible drivers, before an unexpected Squatty Potty conversation enters the chat. Just when you think it’s all jokes, the episode takes a thoughtful turn as the guys reflect on where they were during major national tragedies and the memories tied to those moments. A rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and real talk #SquattyPotty, #Gross, #Podcast,

1h 9m

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Send a text 🎙️ Just a little peek under the tent... It’s like eavesdropping on your favorite group chat—if your group chat had questionable opinions and zero fact-checking. The guys are warming up. You’ve been warned.

07/03/2025

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A fun, easygoing podcast

Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

Creator

Joey Bags
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

36
Rating

Explicit
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