Smith and Hazel

Joey Bags

5.0 (5)
COMEDY

Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

3D AGO

(Ep 24) 🎄 The Christmas Spectacular 🎄

Send us a text It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christmas cookies are judged harshly, and holiday songs are praised, roasted, and possibly blacklisted. Favorite gifts are discussed, traditions are questioned, and Joey has his mind absolutely blown when he discovers what Monkey Bread is. Ho ho holy hell #Christmas, #HansGruber, #BurgerMeisterMeisterBurger

1h 6m
DEC 15

(Ep 23) CFP Dreams, Urban Dictionary Nightmares 🏈💩😱

Send us a text This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby of Notre Dame, because tradition matters. Hoosier then tries some psychological warfare with a game of This or That, hoping to rattle Joey… so naturally Joey escalates things by forcing Hoosier to guess Urban Dictionary definitions. What follows is dry heaving, regret, and way too much poop talk for a man who just ate. Not to be outdone, Hoosier fires back with riddles and mixology questions like a drunk escape room host, before the guys stumble down memory lane trying to recall the very few details they remember from their 21st birthdays. It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s educational in all the wrong ways. Overall… a real s****y episode #urbandictionary, #Hoosier, #Cignetti, #ND, #CFP

1h 12m
DEC 8

(Ep22) Middle School Memories: Rum Candies, Awkward Moments & Turd Bag Shaming 🍬🤦‍♂️💩

Send us a text The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in homeroom. Even the lunch ladies were like, “Well damn, someone’s hormones finally kicked in" Joeybags relives his painfully awkward first kiss, they revisit school dances full of puff-shoulder dresses and Bon Jovi slow-jams, and they confess to getting buzzed in class off rum candies like tiny, alcoholic gremlins. Recess gets the respect it deserves, Hoosier explains why he was 100% convinced he was Reggie Miller, and Joey reveals his gambling addiction started with Topps baseball cards. And of course, they discuss the unspoken law of middle school: if your bookbag had even a hint of something that looked like poop on it, you were instantly labeled “Turd Boy” and your social life was over before lunch. Awkward, messy, and a little filthy — just like middle school. #MiddleSchool, #akward, #glowup, #recess

55 min
DEC 1

(Ep 21) Beer, Legos & Blumpkins: The Holy Trinity 🍺🧱🚽

Send us a text The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and Joey fires back with a Lego quiz that exposes just how… intimate Hoosier’s relationship with plastic bricks really is. They cool down (barely) with some sports talk about a certain college coach who decided loyalty was optional and bolted straight to a rival like a greased-up traitor. Then it’s “Fun Facts” time — which, naturally, derails into a full-blown blumpkin debate nobody asked for and everyone will regret. The guys wrap the chaos by diving into some music talk, because nothing says “quality podcasting” like going from Mariah Carey to blumpkins to power ballads in under an hour. #beer, #lego, #LSU, #OleMiss, #Blumpkin

1h 8m
NOV 24

(Ep 20)🦃🍺 Thanksgiving Special: Turkey, Booze & Bad Stories 🤦‍♂️🔥

Send us a text This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their s****y Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate the best bar games , and rank their favorite side dishes. Then it’s onto Black Friday Madness, complete with plenty of stories involving a Walmart. Hoosier also pitches some truly unhinged Shark Tank ideas—ideas no shark would fund but every drunk uncle would invest in. Finally, the boys design a new line of stereotype bumper stickers, guaranteed to offend at least three relatives at your holiday dinner. Grab a plate, grab a drink, and try not to burn the house down—it's the Thanksgiving episode #gobblegobble, #thanksgiving, #blackfriday

1h 4m
NOV 17

(Ep 19) This Episode Has Too Much Penis… and Somehow Not Enough🍆🤦‍♂️😂

Send us a text In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better with unholy behavior than a little Sunday trauma. And yes… there’s more games with Hoosier, plus way too much penis talk. Tricks, games, sizes—we’re basically running a carnival booth at this point. Bring popcorn. And maybe holy water #penistricks, #oldballs, #toobeaucoup

1h 2m
NOV 3

(Ep18) Smurf Me, Marry Me, Kill Me 💦🔪🧢🐒

Send us a text It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival of some very questionable tester monkeys. Meanwhile, Hoosier’s dad is out there raw-dogging life—chugging milk and doing 90 on the highway—while Joey Bags proves he’s both a South Park savant and dumber than a 7th grader from Catholic school. It’s chaos. It’s unhinged. It’s a smurfin’ good time #southpark, #Smurfs, #IU, #FMK

1h 12m
OCT 27

(Ep 17) Ghouls Gone Wild👻🎃🧛‍♀️

Send us a text The boys are feeling spooky as they dive into all things Halloween. They kick things off with a heated (and slightly drunk) debate over the most controversial candy on Earth: Candy Corn. Love it or hate it, someone’s getting a root canal. Then it’s on to costumes, from awkward childhood fits to adult “slutty everything” looks. They confess their best (and worst) trick-or-treat memories, the chaotic nights of Halloween mischief, and which horror icons—Freddy, Jason, or Chucky—they’d least want showing up to an afterparty. Finally, Hoosier drops a brand-new game called DPS, his spin on “F, Marry, Kill.” Grab your booze, a bag of candy, and prepare for a night of bad takes, worse decisions, and premium Halloween degeneracy #Halloween, #Candycorn, #tiffanyamberthiesen

1h 8m

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Send us a text 🎙️ Just a little peek under the tent... It’s like eavesdropping on your favorite group chat—if your group chat had questionable opinions and zero fact-checking. The guys are warming up. You’ve been warned.

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Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

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Joey Bags
Years Active

2K
Episodes

25
Rating

Explicit
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