Two Cousins One Chat

Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne
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🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring! Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular: Hilarious Stories: From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans!Amazing Guests: Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with.Fun Conversations: Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family.Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and no-nonsense podcast you'll just love. So, grab your earbuds, find your comfy spot, and get ready for some great conversations. 🌟 Tune in and enjoy! (Warning: May cause spontaneous bursts of laughter in public places) 🌟 Ben & KristyTwo Cousins One Chat  Follow Us on all the Socials (Instagram + YouTube + Facebook) here:https://linktr.ee/twocousinsonechat

  1. 60. Wrapped 2025 Christmas Special

    2D AGO

    60. Wrapped 2025 Christmas Special

    Send us a text It’s Episode 60 of Two Cousins One Chat and we’re wrapping up 2025 the cousin way with no notes and pretty much no edits either. In our final episode for 2025 we chat about our own 2025 Wrapped (and why everything seems to have one), our favourite episodes, some podcast stats, guests we loved, travel highlights, Christmas plans, KK nostalgia, and an impromptu 80s pop quiz. It’s relaxed, chilled, and a little bit messy, but as always full of laughs, it's a proper end-of-year catch-up before we break for Christmas. 🎧 Press play and wrap up the year with us. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    32 min
  2. 59. Throw Another Shrimp (Prawn!) on the Barbie

    DEC 6

    59. Throw Another Shrimp (Prawn!) on the Barbie

    Send us a text G’day everyone! In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are as Aussie as a sausage sizzle out the front of Bunnings on a Sunday!   Fresh off a very recent cousin catch-up in Melbourne with laneway adventures, Tims-toasties, and a bit of classic Gogg & McGoch in the Royal Arcade, they’re bang on headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of Aussie sayings. 🇦🇺 From “G’day mate” to “flat out like a lizard drinking,” this one’s basically a love letter to all things Aussie. 🍤 And of course… the big one: Throw Another Shrimp on the Barbie (even though we don’t say shrimp, we don’t put prawns on the barbie, and let’s be honest — it’s usually just snags or bangers). Then they take things global with their top international sayings, attempting them in the native language (please brace yourself) before translating and rating their faves. Its a bit of a dogs breakfast but with plenty of laughs, a few linguistic disasters, its fair-dinks enough Aussie slang to last you ’til next Christmas, this episode is a bloody ripper.  You’ll finish it by saying “fair dinkum,” whether you’re Aussie or not. Honest  that’s no bull! And if you’ve got a cracking saying from your country (or your family!), jump onto the Two Cousins One Chat Facebook page, the cousins want to hear it. Good onya mate. See ya next time! 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    34 min
  3. 58. May Your Life Be Full of Colour, with Anna Blatman

    OCT 24

    58. May Your Life Be Full of Colour, with Anna Blatman

    Send us a text In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are joined by one of Melbourne’s most loved artists,  the joyful, delightful and always creative Anna Blatman 🎨 From her bold florals and birds to her uplifting motto “May your life be full of colour,” Anna’s art has inspired homes, hearts, and even school classrooms across Australia. From The Block to Officeworks and even our own social feed, her work is instantly recognisable. Anna shares how she first picked up a paintbrush over 30 years ago, what still sparks her creativity today, and why she keeps her studio a strictly “no bad vibes” zone, even when she’s mid-brushstroke! Plus, we chat about seeing her art come to life in people’s homes, how school kids in Clare helped create something special, and what’s next in her world of colour. It’s bright, it’s inspiring, and it’ll leave you smiling and perhaps wanting to paint your own masterpiece! Links for Anna Blatman Website: https://www.annablatman.com/Instagram: @annablatman🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    33 min
  4. 57. I Would Never Do That Now!

    SEP 23

    57. I Would Never Do That Now!

    Send us a text In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy take another trip down memory lane and straight into the category of “I would never do that now” . It’s all about the things we did as kids (or in our wild wild 20s) that we would just hands down never ever do now. 🚲 Kristy confesses to late-night bike rides with a dodgy dynamo light she absolutely hated, underage nightclub appearances, and even lighting her mum’s cigarettes as a kid (yep, different times folks!). 🍻 Ben admits he wasn’t exactly adventurous, but he did his fair share of questionable choices, from cheap booze binges and country road trips in the back of a ute (sans seat belts), to swiping ciggies from his teacher’s handbag. This is a true story! Between recent holidays, Adelaide’s City to Bay run, and the new 36ers’ NBL season, the cousins warm up before diving into this nostalgic list of “absolutely never again’zzzzz.”  Of course with loads of laughs and a massive dose of “we sound so bloody ancient,” this one will have you cringing, nodding, and remembering your own “I would never do that now’s”  P.S. We’ve got a special guest coming up next episode, the amazing artist Anna Blatman. Bright colours, happy vibes, and some creative inspo you won’t want to miss! 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    30 min
  5. 56. Research Roulette: Aussie "Big Things" & Beer

    AUG 10

    56. Research Roulette: Aussie "Big Things" & Beer

    Send us a text In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy hit the research roulette wheel and swap topics for a deep dive, colds, sniffles, and all. Yes, we might have sounded a bit like congested detectives, but we powered through. 🎡 Ben’s mission? Crack open Australia’s love affair with all the Aussie Big Things, from the Big Banana to Ben's fav the Giant Rocking Horse and figure out why over a thousand of these massive icons have weaved their way into Aussie DNA. 🍺 Kristy’s challenge? Trace the history of beer.  From ancient bubbling brews in faraway lands she struggles to pronounce to fancy craft beer culture and the frothy place it holds in Aussie hearts including the Aussie Shandy! With a just a dash of research plus a few detours, this episode proves that even with blocked noses, we can still serve up peak cousin banter coughs and all! P.S. who do you think nailed it? Let us know. Links: Nhill's Flying Past with 100 year old Mervyn Schneider OAM NGV French Impressionism - Melbourne  Big Things Australia Living Legends 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    29 min
  6. 55. Tour de France 2025 Special with Mike Tomalaris

    JUL 5

    55. Tour de France 2025 Special with Mike Tomalaris

    Send us a text It’s that time of year again, the lycra is out, the mountains are calling, and the sleep deprivation is real (if you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, anyway)! In this special Tour de France episode, cycling broadcaster Mike Tomalaris returns to chat with Ben and Kristy about all things TDF 2025.  From the Grand Départ in Lille, to key stages to watch, we chat about the  “old school” type course for 2025, also the riders to keep your eyes on, and who he thinks could wear yellow in Paris. We also talk about gravel riding, Mike’s special upcoming TDF events, and yes, the weirdest things he’s seen on the side of the road during the Tour. Its hilarious! 🟡 TDF predictions  🏔️ Stage picks (hello Mont Ventoux!)  🚴 Best teams + riders  🎧 Behind the scenes of The Domestiques podcast 🇫🇷 A Phil Liggett chat Kristy won’t forget Guest: Mike Tomalaris, Cycling broadcaster, commentator, and co-host of The Domestiques podcast. Tour de FranceMike TomalarisThe Domestiques PodcastMikes TDF Events - heres the Link to book📌 PS: If you’re in the Southern Hemisphere… July is a write-off. Sleep in August. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    38 min
  7. 54. Why Heritage Music Still Rocks & Icons That Never Fade

    JUN 2

    54. Why Heritage Music Still Rocks & Icons That Never Fade

    Send us a text Why Heritage Music Still Rocks: The Beatles, ACDC, Taylor Swift & More In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy turn up the volume on heritage music—those classic tracks and legendary artists that never leave our playlists. From rock icons of the '70s and '80s like The Beatles, Blondie, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, and Aussie legends INXS, ACDC, and Kylie Minogue, to today’s stars like Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and Billie Eilish, we explore what makes music timeless. 🎤 What makes a “heritage artist”? Why do some songs define generations? And what role does vinyl, nostalgia, and storytelling play in musical longevity? Featuring listener shout-outs and personal picks, this episode is packed with laughs, throwbacks, and thoughtful takes on music that never ages. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    33 min

  8. APR 27

    53. You Don’t Know Me Part 3: Truth or Lie

    Send us a text In this next episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy return to their You Don’t Know Me series with Part 3 — Truth or Lie.  After more than 50 episodes and years of being cousins, you'd think they'd know each other inside and out, but they’re still full of surprises! In this episode, they each ask three very serious questions with three possible answers — but only one is true. Who is the better liar? Cousins Ben and Kristy are putting their friendship to the ultimate test. Will they finally figure out who they are or will they continue to be kind of strangers - tune in to find out. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music, and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

    25 min
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🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring! Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular: Hilarious Stories: From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans!Amazing Guests: Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with.Fun Conversations: Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family.Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and no-nonsense podcast you'll just love. So, grab your earbuds, find your comfy spot, and get ready for some great conversations. 🌟 Tune in and enjoy! (Warning: May cause spontaneous bursts of laughter in public places) 🌟 Ben & KristyTwo Cousins One Chat  Follow Us on all the Socials (Instagram + YouTube + Facebook) here:https://linktr.ee/twocousinsonechat

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    Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne
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  • Episodes
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