Final Girl Standing

Final Girl Standing
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An iconic podcast pitting final girls against each other in a March Madness style bracket. Join your co-hosts, Alyssa Teixeira and Jessi Tucker, for this chaotic romp of gore, giggles, and glory to find out who will be crowned the Final Girl Standing! 

Episodes

  1. 07/07/2025

    Season 2 FINALE

    Miss Caroline from Little Monsters and Mia from Evil Dead (2013) duke it out in a massage parlor. Don't go too fast or else you'll trip on your clown shoes! No idea what the hell we're talking about? Then listen to the finale where our guest judge, and phenomenal referee, Reyna Cervantes (you may know her from Bloody Disgusting, Fangoria, and so much more) oversees the battle with a fair and firm ruling. There's giggles, there's gore, and in the end one of these horror queens is crowned the Final Girl Standing of SEASON 2!!!!!!

    57 min

  2. 07/07/2025

    Season 2 Semifinal

    Season 2. Tier 2. 2 fights. One dream. In battle #1 Sarah from the Descent vs. Miss Caroline from Little Monsters in a rather dramatic setting.  Battle #2 we've got Cecilia from The Invisible Man brawling Mia from Evil Dead (2013) in a beloved setting from horror movie history.  Wait where are they fighting? What the hell is a "spicy element" again? Who will be our Season 2 finalists?? You're gonna have to listen to find out ;)

    48 min

  3. 07/07/2025

    Maxine vs. Mia

    Maxine Minx from X gets into a tussle with Mia from Evil Dead (2013) on a pond-side southern property. It's hot outside, hear those cicadas sing, and is that a gator in the pond?? Let's see what happens when these two drug infused baddies go head to head for our final spot in Tier 2!

    55 min

  4. 07/07/2025

    Cecilia vs. Erin

    Cecilia from The Invisible Man squares off against Erin from You're Next, in Alyssa's parent's kitchen. One of these ladies escaped the clutches of a rich narcissistic bf and his psycho family while the other... escaped the clutches of a rich narcissistic bf and his psycho family! Two worthy foes with nothing to lose! But only one can make it to Tier 2. Time to fight!!  (If you're reading this Lupita mommy Nyong'o, thank you for endorsing the pod, we love you unconditionally.)

    55 min

  5. 07/07/2025

    Adelaide vs. Miss Caroline

    The time has finally come for LUPITA VS. LUPITA!! This iconic actress plays both Adelaide from Us and Miss Caroline from Little Monsters. How will she fair against herself?? Find out in this epic throw down at the amusement park.

    57 min

  6. 07/07/2025

    Sarah vs. Tess

    SEASON. TWO. We've missed you terribly and we're back to make some freakin memories! Sarah Carter from the Descent faces off with Tess from Barbarian in an abandoned mine craft... I mean mine shaft. They're underground, they're traumatize, they both have ample gollum experience. Who will be the victor of Episode 1 of Season 2?? Let's find out babbbyyy!!!

    58 min

  7. 07/06/2025

    Season 1 Final...e Girl Standing

    It is finally here y'all. The FINAL GIRL of Season 1 will be crowned by the end of this fight. In one corner is Ripley from Alien, who will be represented by Jessi. in the other corner we have Maddie from Hush, represented by Alyssa. And who will be determining the fate of these two worthy foes? Our referee, on the scene in none other than the GoodKnight network's head honcho, Prince Jackson!!! *que air horns* Ya don't wanna miss this ultimate showdown in the Applebee's parking lot.

    45 min

  8. 07/06/2025

    Season 1 Semifinal Girl

    Our Tier 1 champions go heads to head!! Two fights. No more f****n around. Ripley vs. Anita (Needy) and Sally vs. Maddie. Where will they battle and what spicy element might await them in the arena? Who are the finalists going to be?? Gotta listen to find out bitch!! ...sorry got carried away. You're amazing, thank you so much for listening.

    42 min

  9. 07/06/2025

    Maddie vs. Grace

    Maddie from Hush and Grace from Ready or Not duke it out in a haunted house!! These gutsy gals have a misunderstanding that leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering! (Alyssa won't get that reference because as we discover, they have never seen Star Wars) Whoever wins this one will join the rest of our Tier 1 champions, then it's on to Tier 2!

    50 min

  10. 07/06/2025

    Dani vs. Sally

    Dani from Midsommar and Sally from Texas Chain Saw Massacre find themselves in a locked barn. Only on will make it out alive. Find out who own this episode of Leatherface Stan-ing... I mean Final Horse Girls Standing... I mean... just listen!!

    47 min

  11. 07/06/2025

    Carrie vs. Needy

    Carrie from Carrie battles Needy (Anita) from Jennifer's Body in a fight to the death for the title of Prom Queen! Listen as these super natural baddies tear each other apart in the fully decorated gymnasium.

    39 min

  12. 07/06/2025

    Dana vs. Ripley

    The first match up in the Season 1 bracket! Dana from Cabin in the Woods vs. Ripley from Alien. Get to know our thoughts and feelings about these two queens and then listen as we make them fight to the death in a bare knuckle brawl. #horny4sigourney

    26 min
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An iconic podcast pitting final girls against each other in a March Madness style bracket. Join your co-hosts, Alyssa Teixeira and Jessi Tucker, for this chaotic romp of gore, giggles, and glory to find out who will be crowned the Final Girl Standing! 

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    Final Girl Standing
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
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