SimsVille

Jeffery Woods
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Welcome to SimsVille, the only "perfectly ordinary" town in SimsNation—if your idea of ordinary includes haunted estates, fairy-related workplace accidents, mysteriously vanishing neighbors, and the occasional spontaneous indoor fire drill. Hosted by the eternally stressed yet impeccably proper Jeffery Crumplebottom from his perpetually cluttered home studio, each episode immerses you in the whirlwind of gossip, drama, and delightful nonsense happening across SimsVille and the expansive SimsNation. From eccentric neighbors to bizarre mysteries, Jeffery somehow holds it all together… mostly… kind of. Expect sudden romances, questionable decisions, alien abductions, rogue cowplants, and the kind of chaos that could only occur in The Sims. If it’s iconic, absurd, or vaguely cursed, you’ll hear about it here. So grab your grilled cheese, check your needs bars, and prepare for laughter, lore, llamas, and LOTS of loading screens. SimsVille—where the world is wacky, the drama is real, and the chaos is 100% Maxis-approved. Disclaimer: SimsVille is an unofficial, fan-made audio drama inspired by The Sims. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Electronic Arts or Maxis. Any in-game names, audio excerpts, characters, or references used in this podcast remain the property of their respective copyright holders and are included only for artistic and transformative purposes under fair use.

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  1. 7 - Tolerate Thy Neighbors

    EPISODE 1

    7 - Tolerate Thy Neighbors

    Jeffery Crumplebottom broadcasts from a brand-new chapter in his life as he relocates from the quiet familiarity of SimsVille to the relentless energy of San Myshuno. After accepting a position with Landgraab Industries as Weekend Manager of the Landgraab Apartments, Jeffery adjusts to city living—new sights, new responsibilities, and far too many new neighbors. While some residents prove merely irritating, others quickly establish themselves as ongoing hazards to peace, privacy, and sanity. Meanwhile, strange reports ripple through SimsVille as residents claim to have witnessed unexplained lights in the sky and suspiciously well-dressed visitors roaming suburban streets. Authorities insist there is no cause for concern, though eyewitness accounts suggest otherwise. A letter from former exterminator Randy Cox sheds new light on his sudden career change following a deeply unsettling encounter, while the gaming segment continues the conversation around the future of The Sims franchise—exploring nostalgia, accessibility, and the desire for deeper challenge and chaos. Make sure to check out Lakely Sims' on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LakelySims As the night settles over San Myshuno, Jeffery reflects on the cost of change, the nature of community, and the risks of not closing one’s blinds—before witnessing an event that may finally confirm what many Sims have long suspected. Some neighbors are loud. Some are inconsiderate. And some… may not be from this planet.

    17 min
  2. 8 - Signals from SimsVille (The Smith Family Arrives)

    EPISODE 2

    8 - Signals from SimsVille (The Smith Family Arrives)

    Strange lights flicker over SimsVille. The power grid stutters. A new family moves into town. And according to official statements, absolutely nothing unusual is happening. In this episode of the SimsVille Podcast, Jeffery Crumplebottom investigates a series of unexplained electrical disturbances, corporate reassurances from Landgraab Industries, and the sudden arrival of the Smith family — a perfectly ordinary household who definitely do not believe in aliens. Meanwhile, SimsVille residents report mysterious sky activity, suspicious snow melt patterns, and an unsettling humming sound that no one can quite identify. But rest assured: There are no extraterrestrials in SimsVille. Officially. Click here to hear the Winterfest message from Juno Birch

    16 min
  3. SimsVille Sentinel : Issue #2 | Mini Episode

    BONUS

    SimsVille Sentinel : Issue #2 | Mini Episode

    📰 SimsVille Sentinel — Issue #2 New Year, new scandal. 🐩 As SimNation rings in the New Year, chaos wastes no time. Celebrity icon Judith Ward is making headlines after one of her beloved, award-winning poodles mysteriously vanishes under what she calls “spiritually troubling circumstances.” Private investigators, pet psychics, and suspicious groomers collide in what may become the most dramatic canine scandal of the year. #JusticeForLadyCinnamon Meanwhile, SimsVille rings in the New Year at the Landgraab Mall! Disclaimer: The SimsVille Sentinel is a fan-created, fictional program based on The Sims universe. It is not affiliated with Electronic Arts or Maxis. All in-game references remain the property of their respective rights holders.

    4 min
  4. SimsVille Sentinel Special Report: Prairie Dreams Creator Kit

    BONUS

    SimsVille Sentinel Special Report: Prairie Dreams Creator Kit

    🗞️ BREAKING NEWS FROM SIMSVILLE The SimsVille Sentinel returns with a special report on the Prairie Dreams Creator Kit: the latest fashion collection sweeping SimNation and inspiring an alarming rise in butter churning, wistful staring, and spontaneous picnics. Anchored by Jeffery Crumplebottom, this report explores the sudden cultural shift brought on by the Prairie Dreams aesthetic, featuring rustic charm, vintage romance, and countryside fashion designed by creator Miiko. From lace-trimmed dresses and leather boots that symbolize a playful rebellion against urban living, indeed, Sims across SimsVille are embracing prairie life, whether or not they have access to actual grass. Is it fashion? Is it lifestyle? Or is it a dangerous gateway to candlelit letter writing and calling errands “a gentle afternoon”? If something strange happens in town… just blame the Plumbob and keep walking.

    1 min
  5. SimsVille Sentinel : Issue #3 | Mini Episode

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    SimsVille Sentinel : Issue #3 | Mini Episode

    📰 SimsVille Sentinel — Issue #3 No Such Thing as Aliens 🛸 In this issue of the SimsVille Sentinel, Jeffery Crumplebottom delivers an official retraction regarding earlier reports of alien sightings, abductions, and unexplained green individuals with glowing eyes. The report also includes an official statement from Landgrabb Industries regarding the topic.

    2 min
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Welcome to SimsVille, the only "perfectly ordinary" town in SimsNation—if your idea of ordinary includes haunted estates, fairy-related workplace accidents, mysteriously vanishing neighbors, and the occasional spontaneous indoor fire drill. Hosted by the eternally stressed yet impeccably proper Jeffery Crumplebottom from his perpetually cluttered home studio, each episode immerses you in the whirlwind of gossip, drama, and delightful nonsense happening across SimsVille and the expansive SimsNation. From eccentric neighbors to bizarre mysteries, Jeffery somehow holds it all together… mostly… kind of. Expect sudden romances, questionable decisions, alien abductions, rogue cowplants, and the kind of chaos that could only occur in The Sims. If it’s iconic, absurd, or vaguely cursed, you’ll hear about it here. So grab your grilled cheese, check your needs bars, and prepare for laughter, lore, llamas, and LOTS of loading screens. SimsVille—where the world is wacky, the drama is real, and the chaos is 100% Maxis-approved. Disclaimer: SimsVille is an unofficial, fan-made audio drama inspired by The Sims. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Electronic Arts or Maxis. Any in-game names, audio excerpts, characters, or references used in this podcast remain the property of their respective copyright holders and are included only for artistic and transformative purposes under fair use.

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  • Creator
    Jeffery Woods
  • Episodes
    14
  • Seasons
    2
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Jeffery Woods 2025
  • Show Website
    SimsVille