The Injury Report

Maria Bluck
  • 5.0 (3)
  • Comedy

The minor pain podcast that's a major pleasure. Maria and Emilia, two Chicago comedians, catch each other up on the ways they accidentally got hurt that fortnight, both physically and emotionally. Don't worry it's fun

  1. Sep 21

    Ep 29 - And Speaking of Speaking. And Speaking (Kelli Tosic)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious Chicago performer and ABSOLUTE DELIGHT Kelli Tosic!!! Injuries include a stomach story, a Labor Day car rigamarole, and perhaps worst of all: a public sniffler. TW: Stomach flu conversation Thanks to Tristan Ramos for our incredible intro song, and Rey Tang for our incredible outro song.

    Ep 29 - And Speaking of Speaking. And Speaking (Kelli Tosic)

  2. Aug 31

    Ep 28 - Bowl of Phlegm (Zach Masso)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by the multi-talented, hilarious, lovely ZACH MASSO!! And Zach brought us the first-ever case of whooping cough on the pod. We're also talking dinosaur jump scares and bug bites. See Zach's Amelia Earhart show!! Thanks to Tristan Ramos for our incredible OPENING THEME!! And to Rey Tang for our closing theme!

    Ep 28 - Bowl of Phlegm (Zach Masso)

  3. Aug 18

    Ep 27 - Approximately Right (Tristan Ramos)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by improviser and musical genius Tristan Ramos!!! On an extra special episode, Tristan supplies us with a brand new shiny theme song and it rocks so hard. Injuries include aftermath from diving into an (improv) pool and the aftermath of a crush. Plus, we're gabbing about musical improv and Tristan's process. Thanks, Tristan! Opening theme - Tristan Ramos Closing theme - Rey Tang

    Ep 27 - Approximately Right (Tristan Ramos)

  4. Jul 20

    Ep 26 - One Year Chaos Episode (with IR All-Stars!)

    Happy one year of Injury Report! To celebrate, we invited some all-stars to return and record a drunk ep with us. The audio? Barely listenable. The injuries? Plentiful. We talk sprained ankles, suspicious skin spots, sore jet ski muscles, a shaving cut, and so, so many emotional injuries. Thank you to Jake, Mary Noah, Naomi, Jonathan, and Anthony for hanging!! And as always, shout out Rey Tang for our theme song.

    Ep 26 - One Year Chaos Episode (with IR All-Stars!)

  5. Jun 22

    Ep 25 - The Middle of the Night, 7:30pm (Tom Cannan)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by delightful and talented Chicago performer Tom Cannan!! Injuries include allergies, being tanked all weekend, and a broken wrist from flipping a bike. We're also talkin the plural form of "stadium"—and it's NOT what you think. Thanks to Rey Tang for our theme song!

    Ep 25 - The Middle of the Night, 7:30pm (Tom Cannan)

  6. Jun 8

    Ep 24 - I'm Takin Pictures of Bugs (Mary Noah)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by COMEDIC TREASURE, Chicago's own Mary Noah!! And get this: Mary Noah brought paws-itive injuries. Physical injuries include a puppy-induced bloody nose, a dog tooth to the cheek, a surprise sunburn, bike ride soreness, and most importantly, getting decked by two older ladies. It doesn't get better than this, folks. Thanks to Mary Noah for joining us and thanks to Rey Tang for our theme song.

    Ep 24 - I'm Takin Pictures of Bugs (Mary Noah)

  7. May 25

    Ep 23 - I Was Underneath the Devil's Eye (Steph Barnes)

    Emilia and Maria are joined by very funny, very talented performer Steph Barnes! Injuries include spider bites, sunburns, and a case of the audition rejection blues. Plus, as always, we complain about the American healthcare system. Cheers, Steph!!

    Ep 23 - I Was Underneath the Devil's Eye (Steph Barnes)

  8. May 11

    Ep 22 - Warning: Children of Men Spoilers

    Emilia and Maria have NO GUEST this time. Wow. Can you believe it. Injuries include some neck pain, a foot splinter, and lots of emotional hurts. We also discuss SPORTS and CHILDREN OF MEN, starring CLIVE OWEN. Okay bye love you

    Ep 22 - Warning: Children of Men Spoilers
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About

The minor pain podcast that's a major pleasure. Maria and Emilia, two Chicago comedians, catch each other up on the ways they accidentally got hurt that fortnight, both physically and emotionally. Don't worry it's fun

Information

  • Creator
    Maria Bluck
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Maria Bluck
  • Show Website
    The Injury Report