The THING about Films

Ambrose & Kelly

Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.

  1. [FREE PREMIUM EPISODE] The Scream Queens Podcast Episode 1: Welcome to Derry Updates & The Long Walk Reveal

    5D AGO

    [FREE PREMIUM EPISODE] The Scream Queens Podcast Episode 1: Welcome to Derry Updates & The Long Walk Reveal

    Send us a text ⚠️ LIMITED TIME FREE PREVIEW! ⚠️ Welcome to the debut of the Scream Queens Horror News Show! We are unlocking Episode 1 for everyone to give you a taste of what’s behind the velvet curtain. Love what you hear? The VIP Pass is your ticket to the inner circle. For just $4 a month, you get: Ad-Free Episodes: No interruptions, just pure horror.The Scream Queens Horror News Show: Get this show delivered to your feed every week.Private Discord Channel: Join Kelly, Jessica, and the rest of the community to discuss the latest news in real-time.Welcome to the very first episode of the Scream Queens Horror News Show! Join your hosts, Kelly and Jessica, as they take a deep dive into the 2026 horror landscape. From A24’s most unsettling new teasers to the return of Pennywise and Jason Voorhees, we are covering the news that keeps you up at night. In This Episode: Trailer & Poster Highlights Mother Mary (A24): We break down the teaser for this "transgressive dive" into the cult of celebrity. Is stardom the ultimate monster?Primal: Get ready for Johannes Roberts’ "killer chimp" movie. We discuss the D-BOX theatrical experience coming January 9th.The Strangers: Chapter 3: Renny Harlin’s trilogy concludes on February 6th. We analyze the new "Embrace Your Fears" poster.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark: "Sharkopine" is real. Prepare for this digital release later this month.Production & Industry Updates Welcome to Derry (Max): Miles Eckhart joins us (via news updates) to discuss filming Season 2, jumping back to the 1935 Bradley Gang Massacre.Crystal Lake (A24): Huge news for the Friday the 13th prequel—we're officially getting a teenage Jason Voorhees.Box Office: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 hits a massive $200M milestone.The 2026 Horror Watchlist The Long Walk: Stephen King’s dystopian nightmare hits screens January 10th.Cold Storage: Joe Keery vs. parasitic fungus? Sign us up for this February release.New Fear’s Eve: The holiday slasher you didn't know you needed.Giallo-uary: Arrow Video brings us restored classics like Deep Red and Blood and Black Lace.Indie Picks: Quick hits on The Plague, South Korea's Noid, and Norway's The Ugly Stepsister.Merch Check NECA Reveal: We take a first look at the Santa Ghostface figure—the perfect blend of holiday cheer and 90s nostalgia.Notable Quote "If you aren’t feeling that deep sense of unease, then they aren’t doing it right." — KellySupport the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    25 min
  2. |Black Phone 2 The Grabber’s Frozen-Hell Return + The Big “No-Kill” Controversy

    JAN 2

    |Black Phone 2 The Grabber’s Frozen-Hell Return + The Big “No-Kill” Controversy

    Send us a text Grab your parkas and check the phone lines—we’re heading back to Colorado, but the rules have changed. This week, Ambrose and Kelly dive deep into the snow-covered hellscape of Black Phone 2. The sequel takes a massive swing, pivoting from the claustrophobic basement thriller of the original to an 80s-inspired "supernatural siege." We break down Ethan Hawke’s spectral return as the Grabber, the fascinating technical "visual map" used to separate dreams from reality, and why the horror community is so divided over the film’s "no kill" paradox. Is it a worthy evolution of Finney and Gwen’s story, or did the 80s slang dial it up a bit too far? Warning: This episode contains full spoilers for Black Phone 2. In This Episode, We Discuss: The Genre Pivot: How the franchise moved from a grounded thriller to a "Supernatural Siege" set at Camp Alpine Lake. The Ninth Circle of Hell: Exploring the Dante’s Inferno connection and why the Grabber’s new "frozen lake" domain is more than just a cool visual. Technical Deep Dive: Why the filmmakers used pristine 8.6K Sony Venice 2 digital cameras for the real world versus gritty, "reckless" Super 8 and Super 16 film for the dream sequences. The Dream Warrior Evolution: Gwen’s transition from fragmented visions to active combat, and Finney’s heartbreaking struggle with trauma-induced dissociation. The Ice-Skating Grabber: Breaking down that audacious (and terrifying) homage to 1983’s Curtains. The Controversy: Is the "spectral" Grabber too "polite"? We tackle the fan debate regarding the lack of a present-day body count. The Verdict: We head into the Critic’s Crypt to give our official rating in coffins. QUESTION FOR YOU Did the sequel’s “frozen-hell ghost” vibe work for you, or did the mythology homework take you out of it? SUPPORT THE SHOW If you enjoyed the episode, follow the podcast and leave a quick rating/review wherever you listen. It helps more than you’d think (and it does not summon anything from the crypt… probably.) Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    48 min
  3. Weapons (2025) | 2:17, moral panic, and the witch hiding in plain sight

    12/26/2025

    Weapons (2025) | 2:17, moral panic, and the witch hiding in plain sight

    Send us a text This week on The THING about Films, we go headfirst into the suburban chaos of Weapons, the sprawling follow-up that basically dares you to think you’ve got it figured out… and then pulls the floor out from under you. We break down the “Trojan horse” marketing and why the trailers were built to mislead, the insane scale behind the movie (including the reported bidding war, budget, and final-cut deal), and the cleanest horror hook imaginable: seventeen kids from one third-grade class vanishing at exactly 2:17 a.m.  Then we dig into the movie’s craft and big swings: “melancholy sunshine” visuals, sound design that’s basically an audio jump scare with a long fuse, the layered meanings behind 2:17, and the ritual rules that make the ending hit as hard as it does.  Full spoilers for Weapons, including the ending. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet. Go watch it and then come back to hear our take on the movie. What we cover Why the rollout was intentionally deceptive (and how it worked) pasted The scope: New Line vs. Universal, the reported ~$38M budget, final cut, and theatrical guarantee pasted The hook: Maybrook, PA and the 2:17 a.m. vanishing pasted The 2:17 rabbit hole: classroom math, Shining nods, and the Matthew 2:17 grief read pasted Performances and characters (Justine, Archer, James, and Gladys) + why the town turns on the wrong “monster” pasted Cinematography: “melancholy sunshine,” plus the film-stock/processing choices that drain the warmth out of daylight pasted Sound design: the “quiet” that isn’t quiet and the infamous “whale from hell” texture fileciteturn1file2L3-L4pasted The ritual mechanics: the simple, brutal rules of the spell (and how they set up Gladys’s downfall) pasted The ending debate: what almost made it into the director’s cut vs. what audiences got pastedThe Trevor Moore tributes (including the “seven hot dogs” moment) pasted Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    1h 16m
  4. Ready or Not (2019): Wedding Night From Hell & Eat The Rich Horror Breakdown

    12/19/2025

    Ready or Not (2019): Wedding Night From Hell & Eat The Rich Horror Breakdown

    Send us a text What if “welcome to the family” really meant “run for your life before dawn”? In this episode of The THING about Films, Ambrose and Kelly dive headfirst into Ready or Not (2019), the bloody, chaotic wedding-night nightmare where in-laws, inheritance, and a literal deal with the devil all collide. They break down how this horror-comedy walks the razor’s edge between genuine terror and pitch-black humor, why the Le Domas gaming dynasty is the perfect “eat the rich” family, and how a single cursed game of Hide and Seek turns into a full-blown satanic survival ritual. You’ll hear them dig into: The Le Bail bargain, that sinister pact behind the family’s obscene wealthWhy Hide and Seek is the one game that turns the wedding into a huntHow Radio Silence reshaped the script into a one-night survival thrillerThe Toronto mansion locations that double as the Le Domas estate (and the X-Mansion!)The iconic “Swiss Army Dress” and how 24 versions track Grace’s evolutionSamara Weaving’s scrappy final girl performance and Andie MacDowell’s brutal turn as BeckyThe incompetent rich, disposable staff, and the film’s savage class satireDaniel’s tragic almost-redemption, Charity’s cold choice, and Alex’s selfish descentThat explosive finale, Grace’s perfect “I want a divorce” moment, and why this ending is so insanely satisfyingSpoilers are everywhere, so if you haven’t seen Ready or Not, consider this your final warning before we light the candles and draw a card. Stick around to the end as we head down into The Critic’s Crypt to pick apart the legacy, themes, and why this film earns its place as a modern “eat the rich” classic. Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    54 min
  5. Why Insidious Is So Scary: The Further, Demon Design & Those Jump Scares

    12/12/2025

    Why Insidious Is So Scary: The Further, Demon Design & Those Jump Scares

    Send us a text In this episode, Ambrose and Kelly astral project straight into Insidious (2011) and break down how James Wan and Leigh Whannell reinvented the modern jump scare with almost no gore and a tiny budget. They dig into the “quiet creative desperation” that pushed the Saw duo back to their indie roots and turned a low-budget ghost story into a box office monster. You’ll hear how Insidious pulled in nearly 100 million on a shoestring, why that 66.6x budget ratio is horror-movie perfect, and how “The Further” flips the haunted house trope into something way more personal and psychological. The hosts unpack the Lipstick-Face Demon, the Bride in Black, puppet imagery, red doors, and all the sneaky background scares hiding in plain sight. From Giallo-inspired color and inverted camera shots to Joseph Bishara’s atonal “rusted piano” score and the no-fake-jump-scares rule, Ambrose and Kelly show how every technical choice is designed to mess with your nerves. Then it is down into the Critic’s Crypt for final ratings, a debate over whether the demon is terrifying or just over-contoured, and a sprint away from a mysteriously opening red door. In this episode: Escaping the shadow of Saw and returning to low-budget controlHow Insidious redefined PG-13 jump scares without relying on goreThe mythology of The Further, astral projection, and generational cursesLipstick-Face Demon, the Bride in Black, and all those creepy puppetsGiallo colors, red doors, and Wan’s love of inverted, spiraling shotsJoseph Bishara’s atonal score, rusted piano sound design, and “no fake jump scares” ruleCast, crew, kid-actor horror stories, and on-set Easter eggsFranchise legacy, Parker Crane, and how the sequels turn terror into generational healingCritic’s Crypt ratings: Ambrose 4.5 / 5 coffins, Kelly 4 / 5 coffins Call to action: If you enjoyed this deep dive into Insidious, follow the show, leave a rating or review, and share this episode with the friend who still can’t hear “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” without checking the corners of the room. Have a horror movie you want us to tackle next or a hot take on the Lipstick-Face Demon? Check the show notes for our links and send us your picks and theories. Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    49 min
  6. The Exorcism of Emily Rose: Real Demonic Tapes, Cursed Sets & The Tragedy of Anneliese Michel

    12/05/2025

    The Exorcism of Emily Rose: Real Demonic Tapes, Cursed Sets & The Tragedy of Anneliese Michel

    Send us a text Don’t touch that light switch—you’re going to want to see what’s hiding in the corners for this one. In this episode, Ambrose and Kelly blur the lines between spiritual terror and psychiatric reality. We are diving deep into the heartbreaking and terrifying true story of Anneliese Michel, the young German woman whose tragic death inspired The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Was it a battle for her soul against six demons, or a failure of the medical and religious systems surrounding her? We also pull back the curtain on Hollywood to explore the physical toll of "immersive acting" and the legendary "cursed sets" of horror history—from the fires of The Exorcist to the tragic deaths surrounding Poltergeist. Plus, we get technical with the science of sound, explaining how the "Kuleshov Effect" manipulates your fear and how the ENF Criterion is used to authenticate audio recordings. In this episode, we cover: The Real Emily Rose: The life, suffering, and recorded exorcisms of Anneliese Michel.Hollywood vs. Reality: Comparing the legal thriller The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) with the gritty German drama Requiem (2006).Method Acting or Madness? How Jennifer Carpenter’s body-warping performance blurred the lines of reality.Cursed Cinema: The eerie deaths and accidents on the sets of The Omen, The Exorcist, and Poltergeist.Forensics of Fear: Analyzing the "Anneliese Michel Tapes" and how audio experts prove a recording is real using the electrical grid's hum.The Critic’s Crypt: Ambrose and Kelly head down to the basement (mistake!) to rate The Exorcism of Emily Rose. So, grab your holy water and your headphones—it’s time to confront the cost of belief. Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    46 min
  7. Evil Dead (1981): Cursed Cabin, Demon Gore, and Zero Good Decisions

    11/28/2025

    Evil Dead (1981): Cursed Cabin, Demon Gore, and Zero Good Decisions

    Send us a text What happens when a bunch of broke Michigan kids decide they’d rather summon Deadites than get normal jobs? Ambrose and Kelly hike back to the cabin to dig into The Evil Dead and the beautiful chaos behind it. They walk through how Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and friends went from backyard Super 8 shorts to a miserable winter shoot in Tennessee, sleeping on floors and inventing Fake Shemps, Shaky Cams, and sticky DIY gore just to get this thing finished. Then they break down why the film still works as pure dread energy. Plus the five emotional states of horror, Ash’s total mental collapse, one infamous scene that still divides fans, and how an X rating, Video Nasty panic, and a Stephen King rave turned it into a cult legend. In this episode, we… Trace the scrappy origin story of The Evil Dead.Geek out over blood recipes, cracked lenses, and painful makeup.Map Dread, Terror, Horror, Shock, and Disgust onto key moments.Compare the original to Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and the 2013 remake, then hand out Coffin ratings. Listen now and follow The THING about Films wherever you get your podcasts. Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    35 min
  8. The Conjuring Explained: Perron Haunting, Warrens & What Really Happened

    11/21/2025

    The Conjuring Explained: Perron Haunting, Warrens & What Really Happened

    Send us a text Charge your flashlight, lock the basement door, and welcome back to The THING About Films. This week, Ambrose and Kelly are calling on The Conjuring (2013) and asking the big questions: How did a “little” haunted house movie turn into a horror empire? Where does the real Perron family story end and the Hollywood version begin? And what happens when your “based on a true story” comes with real people, real trauma, and a very real old farmhouse that will not stay quiet? They break down why this movie still creeps people out, what makes the Warrens such compelling on-screen guides, and why smart, slow-burn scares hit harder than buckets of gore. Then they pull back the curtain on the true story that inspired it all and talk about the messy, uncomfortable stuff the movie leaves in the dark. If you’ve ever watched The Conjuring and thought, “Okay, but how much of this actually happened?” this episode is your rabbit hole. Hit play, keep your feet off the floor, and remember: just because it says “true story” on the poster doesn’t mean the real horror made it to the screen. Support the show VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    41 min

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Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.