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Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.

  1. 23H AGO

    |Re-Animator (1985) Turns 40: The Neon-Green Splatter Classic That’ll Make You Side-Eye Your Fridge

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next We just crawled back out of the morgue with our hair full of fake blood and our brain full of neon-green science choices. This week on The THING about Films, Ambrose and Kelly revisit Re-Animator (1985) for its 40th anniversary and ask the only important question: why does this movie somehow feel gross, funny, and completely unstoppable at the exact same time? We’re talking Herbert West being the ultimate roommate from hell, how director Stuart Gordon brought theater-kid rehearsal energy to a splatter movie, and why Jeffrey Combs is basically welded to this role forever (in the best way). Plus: gallons and gallons of blood, practical effects wizardry, and the kind of “how did they even film this” moments that only the 80s could get away with. SPOILER NOTE  This episode is spoiler-heavy for Re-Animator. CONTENT WARNING  We discuss a sexual assault scene in the film (the Dr. Hill/Megan sequence). If you’d rather skip that part, just use the timestamps/chapters in your player. IN THIS EPISODE, WE GET INTO Why this is more “Frankenstein chaos” than a typical zombie movieHow H. P. Lovecraft wrote the original story as a serialized, work-for-hire gig… and hated itThe unexpected path from Chicago theater to splatter classic (and the almost-TV-series version)Casting perfection: Combs as West, Barbara Crampton as Megan, and the gloriously slimy Dr. HillPractical effects breakdowns: headless body tricks, table illusions, and why it still worksThe “how is the censored cut longer?” weirdness: unrated vs R-rated vs the Integral Cut“Grand Guignol” energy: when the shocks are so over-the-top you laugh on reflexOur Critic’s Crypt verdict: scares, laughs, and total madnessSUPPORT THE SHOW  Want the ad-free version? Grab the VIP PASS: Ad-free episodes (no interruptions, just pure horror chaos)$4/month or $48/yearAnd we’re also building a Discord for horror nerd chaos. If you enjoyed the episode, hit follow/subscribe wherever you listen, and leave a quick review. It helps other horror fans find the show (without having to summon us with a snack-based ritual). Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    47 min
  2. | How Poltergeist Changed Horror: Practical Effects, PG-13 Origins, and Haunted House Legacies

    JAN 30

    | How Poltergeist Changed Horror: Practical Effects, PG-13 Origins, and Haunted House Legacies

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next Nice suburban house. Cute family. Cozy living room TV. And then… the static talks back. In this episode of The THING about Films, Ambrose and Kelly go all-in on Poltergeist (1982) — the haunted-house classic that traumatized a generation, somehow walked away with a PG rating, and helped push Hollywood straight into the PG-13 era. We break down why the Freeling family feels so real, why the TV is basically the scariest “front door” ever invented, and how this movie quietly roasts the American dream while it’s stacking your kitchen chairs like a threat. We also get into the behind-the-scenes chaos: the Steven Spielberg vs. Tobe Hooper “who actually directed this?” debate, the MPAA rating drama (yes, it was originally an R), and the practical effects era at its most impressive… and most ethically messy. SPOILER NOTE: This is a spoiler-friendly discussion of Poltergeist (1982). CONNECT WITH THE SHOW Follow The THING about Films: @thethingaboutfilmsDrop your thoughts: What scene messed you up first — the clown, the tree, the closet… or the TV static? SUPPORT THE SHOW  Want more episodes, bonus content, and the ad-free experience? Includes ad-free main episodes + access to our Discord hangout (and other bonus goodies, if you want to list them here) Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    46 min
  3. |The Autopsy of Jane Doe: The Ritual Behind the Corpse

    JAN 23

    |The Autopsy of Jane Doe: The Ritual Behind the Corpse

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next Episode Summary Ambrose and Kelly are back for Season 2! After a quick catch-up, the duo dives into the bold, smart, and often nasty era of 2010s horror. They explore why "small" horror films like Green Room and Better Watch Out hit so much harder than big-budget blockbusters before performing a deep-dive autopsy on the 2016 cult favorite, The Autopsy of Jane Doe. From the clinical tension of the Virginia morgue to the haunting significance of a "Ray of Sunshine," the hosts break down every stage of this ritualistic nightmare. They also reveal the incredible practical effects and the intense physical performance required to bring Jane Doe to life. Warning: This episode contains full spoilers for The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Key Discussion Points The 2010s Horror Renaissance: Why this decade moved away from "safe" horror to embrace smart, mean, and high-stress storytelling.Atmospheric Dread: How The Autopsy of Jane Doe uses a single location and a minimalist cast to create maximum claustrophobia.The Tilden Family Dynamic: Analyzing the relationship between father and son coroners, Tommy (Brian Cox) and Austin (Emile Hirsch).The Practicality of Horror: A look at the film's "grossly realistic" practical effects and the remarkable performance of Olwen Kelly as the titular corpse.The Symbolism of "Ray": How Tommy’s personal guilt over his late wife's death is mirrored in the autopsy of the mysterious Jane Doe.The Final Verdict: Do the hosts think this film is a masterpiece or a misfire? (Hint: Grab your coffins). Featured Films The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) (Main Feature)Green Room (2015)Better Watch Out (2016) Notable Quotes "The 2010s was the decade where horror got bold again. It wasn’t just one flavor—you had movies that were smart, nasty, funny, and mean." — Ambrose "Every step they take in the autopsy just opens another problem. The body becomes this puzzle that keeps getting worse the more you solve it." — Kelly Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    55 min
  4. [FREE PREMIUM EPISODE] The Scream Queens Podcast Episode 1: Welcome to Derry Updates & The Long Walk Reveal

    JAN 9

    [FREE PREMIUM EPISODE] The Scream Queens Podcast Episode 1: Welcome to Derry Updates & The Long Walk Reveal

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next ⚠️ LIMITED TIME FREE PREVIEW! ⚠️ Welcome to the debut of the Scream Queens Horror News Show! We are unlocking Episode 1 for everyone to give you a taste of what’s behind the velvet curtain. Love what you hear? The VIP Pass is your ticket to the inner circle. For just $4 a month, you get: Ad-Free Episodes: No interruptions, just pure horror.The Scream Queens Horror News Show: Get this show delivered to your feed every week.Private Discord Channel: Join Kelly, Jessica, and the rest of the community to discuss the latest news in real-time.Welcome to the very first episode of the Scream Queens Horror News Show! Join your hosts, Kelly and Jessica, as they take a deep dive into the 2026 horror landscape. From A24’s most unsettling new teasers to the return of Pennywise and Jason Voorhees, we are covering the news that keeps you up at night. In This Episode: Trailer & Poster Highlights Mother Mary (A24): We break down the teaser for this "transgressive dive" into the cult of celebrity. Is stardom the ultimate monster?Primal: Get ready for Johannes Roberts’ "killer chimp" movie. We discuss the D-BOX theatrical experience coming January 9th.The Strangers: Chapter 3: Renny Harlin’s trilogy concludes on February 6th. We analyze the new "Embrace Your Fears" poster.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark: "Sharkopine" is real. Prepare for this digital release later this month.Production & Industry Updates Welcome to Derry (Max): Miles Eckhart joins us (via news updates) to discuss filming Season 2, jumping back to the 1935 Bradley Gang Massacre.Crystal Lake (A24): Huge news for the Friday the 13th prequel—we're officially getting a teenage Jason Voorhees.Box Office: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 hits a massive $200M milestone.The 2026 Horror Watchlist The Long Walk: Stephen King’s dystopian nightmare hits screens January 10th.Cold Storage: Joe Keery vs. parasitic fungus? Sign us up for this February release.New Fear’s Eve: The holiday slasher you didn't know you needed.Giallo-uary: Arrow Video brings us restored classics like Deep Red and Blood and Black Lace.Indie Picks: Quick hits on The Plague, South Korea's Noid, and Norway's The Ugly Stepsister.Merch Check NECA Reveal: We take a first look at the Santa Ghostface figure—the perfect blend of holiday cheer and 90s nostalgia.Notable Quote Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    25 min
  5. |Black Phone 2 The Grabber’s Frozen-Hell Return + The Big “No-Kill” Controversy

    JAN 2

    |Black Phone 2 The Grabber’s Frozen-Hell Return + The Big “No-Kill” Controversy

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next Grab your parkas and check the phone lines—we’re heading back to Colorado, but the rules have changed. This week, Ambrose and Kelly dive deep into the snow-covered hellscape of Black Phone 2. The sequel takes a massive swing, pivoting from the claustrophobic basement thriller of the original to an 80s-inspired "supernatural siege." We break down Ethan Hawke’s spectral return as the Grabber, the fascinating technical "visual map" used to separate dreams from reality, and why the horror community is so divided over the film’s "no kill" paradox. Is it a worthy evolution of Finney and Gwen’s story, or did the 80s slang dial it up a bit too far? Warning: This episode contains full spoilers for Black Phone 2. In This Episode, We Discuss: The Genre Pivot: How the franchise moved from a grounded thriller to a "Supernatural Siege" set at Camp Alpine Lake. The Ninth Circle of Hell: Exploring the Dante’s Inferno connection and why the Grabber’s new "frozen lake" domain is more than just a cool visual. Technical Deep Dive: Why the filmmakers used pristine 8.6K Sony Venice 2 digital cameras for the real world versus gritty, "reckless" Super 8 and Super 16 film for the dream sequences. The Dream Warrior Evolution: Gwen’s transition from fragmented visions to active combat, and Finney’s heartbreaking struggle with trauma-induced dissociation. The Ice-Skating Grabber: Breaking down that audacious (and terrifying) homage to 1983’s Curtains. The Controversy: Is the "spectral" Grabber too "polite"? We tackle the fan debate regarding the lack of a present-day body count. The Verdict: We head into the Critic’s Crypt to give our official rating in coffins. QUESTION FOR YOU Did the sequel’s “frozen-hell ghost” vibe work for you, or did the mythology homework take you out of it? SUPPORT THE SHOW If you enjoyed the episode, follow the podcast and leave a quick rating/review wherever you listen. It helps more than you’d think (and it does not summon anything from the crypt… probably.) Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    49 min
  6. Weapons (2025) | 2:17, moral panic, and the witch hiding in plain sight

    12/26/2025

    Weapons (2025) | 2:17, moral panic, and the witch hiding in plain sight

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next This week on The THING about Films, we go headfirst into the suburban chaos of Weapons, the sprawling follow-up that basically dares you to think you’ve got it figured out… and then pulls the floor out from under you. We break down the “Trojan horse” marketing and why the trailers were built to mislead, the insane scale behind the movie (including the reported bidding war, budget, and final-cut deal), and the cleanest horror hook imaginable: seventeen kids from one third-grade class vanishing at exactly 2:17 a.m.  Then we dig into the movie’s craft and big swings: “melancholy sunshine” visuals, sound design that’s basically an audio jump scare with a long fuse, the layered meanings behind 2:17, and the ritual rules that make the ending hit as hard as it does.  Full spoilers for Weapons, including the ending. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet. Go watch it and then come back to hear our take on the movie. What we cover Why the rollout was intentionally deceptive (and how it worked) pasted The scope: New Line vs. Universal, the reported ~$38M budget, final cut, and theatrical guarantee pasted The hook: Maybrook, PA and the 2:17 a.m. vanishing pasted The 2:17 rabbit hole: classroom math, Shining nods, and the Matthew 2:17 grief read pasted Performances and characters (Justine, Archer, James, and Gladys) + why the town turns on the wrong “monster” pasted Cinematography: “melancholy sunshine,” plus the film-stock/processing choices that drain the warmth out of daylight pasted Sound design: the “quiet” that isn’t quiet and the infamous “whale from hell” texture fileciteturn1file2L3-L4pasted The ritual mechanics: the simple, brutal rules of the spell (and how they set up Gladys’s downfall) pasted The ending debate: what almost made it into the director’s cut vs. what audiences got pastedThe Trevor Moore tributes (including the “seven hot dogs” moment) pasted Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    1h 16m
  7. Ready or Not (2019): Wedding Night From Hell & Eat The Rich Horror Breakdown

    12/19/2025

    Ready or Not (2019): Wedding Night From Hell & Eat The Rich Horror Breakdown

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next What if “welcome to the family” really meant “run for your life before dawn”? In this episode of The THING about Films, Ambrose and Kelly dive headfirst into Ready or Not (2019), the bloody, chaotic wedding-night nightmare where in-laws, inheritance, and a literal deal with the devil all collide. They break down how this horror-comedy walks the razor’s edge between genuine terror and pitch-black humor, why the Le Domas gaming dynasty is the perfect “eat the rich” family, and how a single cursed game of Hide and Seek turns into a full-blown satanic survival ritual. You’ll hear them dig into: The Le Bail bargain, that sinister pact behind the family’s obscene wealthWhy Hide and Seek is the one game that turns the wedding into a huntHow Radio Silence reshaped the script into a one-night survival thrillerThe Toronto mansion locations that double as the Le Domas estate (and the X-Mansion!)The iconic “Swiss Army Dress” and how 24 versions track Grace’s evolutionSamara Weaving’s scrappy final girl performance and Andie MacDowell’s brutal turn as BeckyThe incompetent rich, disposable staff, and the film’s savage class satireDaniel’s tragic almost-redemption, Charity’s cold choice, and Alex’s selfish descentThat explosive finale, Grace’s perfect “I want a divorce” moment, and why this ending is so insanely satisfyingSpoilers are everywhere, so if you haven’t seen Ready or Not, consider this your final warning before we light the candles and draw a card. Stick around to the end as we head down into The Critic’s Crypt to pick apart the legacy, themes, and why this film earns its place as a modern “eat the rich” classic. Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    54 min
  8. Why Insidious Is So Scary: The Further, Demon Design & Those Jump Scares

    12/12/2025

    Why Insidious Is So Scary: The Further, Demon Design & Those Jump Scares

    Let us know what movie you would like us to review next In this episode, Ambrose and Kelly astral project straight into Insidious (2011) and break down how James Wan and Leigh Whannell reinvented the modern jump scare with almost no gore and a tiny budget. They dig into the “quiet creative desperation” that pushed the Saw duo back to their indie roots and turned a low-budget ghost story into a box office monster. You’ll hear how Insidious pulled in nearly 100 million on a shoestring, why that 66.6x budget ratio is horror-movie perfect, and how “The Further” flips the haunted house trope into something way more personal and psychological. The hosts unpack the Lipstick-Face Demon, the Bride in Black, puppet imagery, red doors, and all the sneaky background scares hiding in plain sight. From Giallo-inspired color and inverted camera shots to Joseph Bishara’s atonal “rusted piano” score and the no-fake-jump-scares rule, Ambrose and Kelly show how every technical choice is designed to mess with your nerves. Then it is down into the Critic’s Crypt for final ratings, a debate over whether the demon is terrifying or just over-contoured, and a sprint away from a mysteriously opening red door. In this episode: Escaping the shadow of Saw and returning to low-budget controlHow Insidious redefined PG-13 jump scares without relying on goreThe mythology of The Further, astral projection, and generational cursesLipstick-Face Demon, the Bride in Black, and all those creepy puppetsGiallo colors, red doors, and Wan’s love of inverted, spiraling shotsJoseph Bishara’s atonal score, rusted piano sound design, and “no fake jump scares” ruleCast, crew, kid-actor horror stories, and on-set Easter eggsFranchise legacy, Parker Crane, and how the sequels turn terror into generational healingCritic’s Crypt ratings: Ambrose 4.5 / 5 coffins, Kelly 4 / 5 coffins Call to action: If you enjoyed this deep dive into Insidious, follow the show, leave a rating or review, and share this episode with the friend who still can’t hear “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” without checking the corners of the room. Have a horror movie you want us to tackle next or a hot take on the Lipstick-Face Demon? Check the show notes for our links and send us your picks and theories. Support the show Write a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review VIP PASS - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/memberships EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    49 min

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Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.