Sorry For The Delay

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Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.

  1. 10h ago

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.154 | Data Hostage, Candy Wars & Annabelle

    This week, Joshua retreats to Blackberry Whiskey after his computer takes two years of files hostage, while Sean officially opens spooky season with Blackberry Lime Cider & the first batch of hand-drawn Sorry For The Scare artwork (Joshua’s Candy Monster is currently awaiting museum placement). Then it’s undefeated football optimism, Halloween candy inflation, a 25-round sugar showdown & Annabelle kicking off the horror Funko unboxings. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! Merch Website Website Spotify Spotify TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Portland Cider Co. Blackberry Lime Cider, 8.4% Joshua: Jack Daniel’s Blackberry Tennessee Whiskey -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “October Wake Me Up” (Lyrics written by Sean, music created with AI.) -CHAT WITH US- • Three Golden Laces • Candy Crushing Dreams • Trick Or Treat -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.154 Intro, October Arrives & After The Crash 02:35 What’s In Our Cup - Blackberry Whiskey & Blackberry Lime Cider 05:40 After The Crash - Two Years Of Files Held Hostage 14:24 Sorry For The Scare - Tiny Witches, Ghost Picnics & Candy Monsters 19:13 Joshua’s Candy Monster - Museum Placement Pending 21:55 Chat With Us - Football, Candy Prices & Trick Or Treat 22:24 Three Golden Laces - Raiders, 49ers & Undefeated Optimism 29:06 AI Song Of The Week - “October Wake Me Up” 36:11 Candy Crushing Dreams - Halloween Candy Inflation 41:50 Trick Or Treat - The Great Candy Showdown 57:49 Snickers Wins The 2026 Halloween Candy Championship 58:25 Fun Finds - Annabelle & Universal Monsters 62:47 Misfortune Cookie & Lucky Numbers 64:29 Monday Motivation & Road To EP.155 -SOUND BITES- • “I see why people drink after becoming a father.” - Joshua • “How much do memories cost?” - Joshua • “Let’s all take a moment and let’s back our s***s up.” - Sean • “This will end up in some museum. I promise.” - Joshua • “Honestly, I was going to shit on you harder, but I can’t because this is great.” - Sean • “I’m not a wizard, Harry. I’m just a guy on a podcast talking to my best friend.” - Sean • “Nerds are a hazard.” - Joshua • “You shouldn’t need an accessory to eat candy.” - Joshua • “When I bite into a Snickers, the memories come back.” - Joshua • “Not bad. Not a chase, but we’ll take it.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your next sexual conquest is the first person you make eye contact with after reading this fortune. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 28, 53, 65, 12, 22 Fun Finds: Joshua: Annabelle, the first pull from the sealed horror Funko collection. No chase yet. Sean: Universal Monsters featuring Wolf Man, glow-in-the-dark Dracula, glow-in-the-dark Frankenstein & Creature From The Black Lagoon. (Artwork Shoutout: Sorry For The Scare rolls into October with Tiny Witch, Ghost Picnic, Pumpkin House, Bat Bakery, Black Hat Magic, Candy Monster & Mushroom Witch, plus Joshua’s hand-drawn Candy Monster debut.)

  2. Sep 29

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.153 | Happy Dads, Destiny Tears & Pumpkin Kings

    This week, Joshua becomes a proud father of three Happy Dads and learns the brutally literal meaning of a touchless car wash, while Sean discovers Destiny 2 isn’t dead after all and responds with actual tears (Bungie apparently found his emotional support button). Then it’s Halloween movie rankings, real-life pumpkin royalty, an unopened horror Funko haul waiting for October & enough monster rubber ducks to officially qualify as a second collection problem. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!MerchWebsiteWebsiteSpotifySpotifyTikTokTikTokInstagramInstagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Imperial Huckleberry cider, followed by Incline Tropical POGJoshua: Happy Dad Wild Cherry, Lemon Lime & Watermelon taste test, with Wild Cherry taking the win -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “Where The Midnight Bends” (Presented by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- • We Are Back • A Pumpkin King • Knock Halloween - delayed to a future episode • Shows To Die For - delayed to a future episode -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.153 Intro, September’s End & Spooky Season Incoming 01:51 What’s In Our Cup - Three Happy Dads & Huckleberry Cider 09:35 Touchless Car Wash - Joshua Learns What Touchless Means 13:39 Horror Funko Box & The October Unboxing Plan 15:46 Fall Housekeeping, Sorry For The Scare & November Hiatus 18:59 Chat With Us - Destiny, Pumpkin Kings & Halloween 19:40 We Are Back - Destiny 2 Lives & Sean Gets Emotional 25:31 AI Song Of The Week - “Where The Midnight Bends” 31:29 A Pumpkin King - Ranking Halloween Movies 52:20 Real Pumpkin Kings - Giant Pumpkins At The Fair 54:37 Fun Finds - Welcome To Derry Funkos & Monster Ducks 59:44 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers 62:34 October Preview, Sorry For The Scare & Corn Maze Crimes -SOUND BITES- • “I’m officially a happy dad today.” - Joshua • “Then why would you bring all three? What is wrong with you?” - Sean • “Smells like smelly, he says.” - Joshua • “It was a legitimate touchless car wash.” - Joshua • “The game is not dead. We are so back.” - Sean • “I started bawling profusely.” - Sean • “Guardians make their own fate, and we prove that wholeheartedly.” - Sean • “I probably ran this thing over 50 times.” - Joshua • “These are true pumpkin kings. Real-life pumpkin kings.” - Joshua • “These are my ducks forever.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: There is no greater gift than sharing your love. So go ahead with that threesome.Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 17, 30, 41, 1, 25 Fun Finds:Joshua: Two Welcome To Derry Funkos + an unopened horror Funko collection box saved for October.Sean: Universal Monsters ducks featuring The Mummy, Invisible Man, Wolfman, Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature From The Black Lagoon & black-and-white Dracula. Bride of Frankenstein is still on the way. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean revealed his hand-drawn candy corn & caramel apple artwork for the Sorry For The Scare fall merch drop.)

  3. Sep 22

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.152 | Haunted Homework, Hippie Van & Funko Hoard

    This week, Sean actually does his haunted cocktail homework while Joshua cleans out the back of his fridge, opens two DC blind boxes & somehow pulls the exact hot dog Sean begged him not to find (the universe has developed a very specific sense of humor). Then it’s haunted September, viral Halloween decorations, a suspiciously valuable pile of identical Funkos & the glorious end of Sean’s increasingly expensive hunt for the elusive hippie van. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! Merch Website Website Spotify Spotify TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: The Sunken Orchard haunted cocktail, followed by Trailhead POG hard seltzer, 8% Joshua: An extremely well-aged tropical sour with passion fruit, pink guava & pineapple -RECIPES- The Sunken Orchard: • 1½ oz spiced rum • 3 oz apple cider • ½ oz fresh lime juice • 2 oz ginger beer • apple fan • rosemary sprig -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “Uncut Ghost” (Presented by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- • Fall Or Stand • September Haunted • Trick Or Treat Viral Spend • Pick A Pumpkin / Pick Your Fall Poison -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.152 Intro, Fall Arrives & Too Much Stuff 02:15 What’s In Our Cup - Fridge Archaeology & The Sunken Orchard 08:22 DC Blind Boxes - Military Popcorn & Sean The Glizzy 12:31 Chat With Us - Fall, Hauntings & Viral Halloween 13:13 Fall Or Stand - Apple Picking, Haunted Houses & Cold Plunges 21:05 September Haunted - When Does Spooky Season Actually Start? 25:01 The Final Cars Blind Boxes - The Hippie Van Hunt Ends 28:31 Joshua’s Funko Hoard - Seven Identical Value Finds 35:28 AI Song Of The Week - “Uncut Ghost” 42:52 Trick Or Treat Viral Spend - Skeletons, Stitch & Gremlins 50:35 Pick Your Fall Poison - Pumpkin Pie, Hoodies & Bourbon 54:44 Fun Finds - Frankenweenie, Pennywise & Spooky Ducks 58:09 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers 60:37 Monday Motivation & Road To EP.153 -SOUND BITES- • “It’s still in season in my lips.” - Joshua • “If it’s the hot dog, I’m turning you off.” - Sean • “Someone up there hates me.” - Sean • “Shrivel me up, please.” - Joshua • “The hunt is over.” - Sean • “I spent too much money on these f*****g things.” - Sean • “What the f**k? Why are all these the same?” - Sean • “Every buyer becomes a collector. Collector becomes a seller at some point.” - Joshua • “That is not for everybody, man.” - Sean • “I’m an enabler. I will enable you to buy anything.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You better watch out. You better not cry, said my abusive stepfather. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 22, 59, 68, 14, 25 Fun Finds: Joshua: Six identical “Skipper” Funkos from Five Below, plus Victor with Sparky & a blood-covered Pennywise Funko. Sean: Jaws collectible duck featuring Bruce the shark + a skeleton duck.

  4. Sep 15

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.151 | Squishy Obsession, Haunted Cocktails & AI Extinction

    This week, Joshua turns candied apple, raspberries & whiskey into an officially sanctioned fall drink while Sean develops a deeply committed relationship with squishy stress toys (“the gumdrop one raised several anatomical concerns”). Then it’s AI extinction anxiety, the launch of Sorry For The Scare, another failed hunt for the elusive hippie van & a haunted choose-your-own-cocktail adventure that somehow ends with Sean accepting homework. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!MerchWebsiteWebsiteSpotifySpotifyTikTokTikTokInstagramInstagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Excelsior Passion Fruit & Pineapple, followed by Tropical POGJoshua: Whiskey with candied apple, muddled raspberries & caramelized sugar -RECIPES- Candied Apple Raspberry Whiskey: whiskey, apple, muddled raspberries, caramelized sugarThe Sunken Orchard: 1½ oz spiced rum, 3 oz apple cider, ½ oz lime juice, 2 oz ginger beer, apple fan & rosemary -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “Infinite Unicorn” (Presented by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- • Squishy Obsession• Scary Good Fun• Sips To Die For• Pick Your Poison - bumped to a future episode -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.151 Intro, Heat Wave & Lingering Joshua Aroma02:06 What’s In Our Cup - Candied Apple Whiskey & Excelsior05:03 AI Extinction, Pacemakers & Sipping Ones And Zeros09:22 Football Detour, Australia & Sports Controlling Sean’s Mood13:40 Chat With Us - Squishies, Scares & Haunted Drinks14:50 Squishy Obsession - Stress Toys & Gumdrop Anatomy21:57 Scary Good Fun - Sorry For The Scare Launch28:47 AI Song Of The Week - “Infinite Unicorn”36:47 Cars Blind Boxes - Mater, Cruz & No Hippie Van39:49 Sips To Die For - Haunted Choose-Your-Own Cocktail Adventure51:07 Pick Your Bartender & Sean Gets Drink Homework54:59 Fun Finds - Killer Klowns, Sonic & Ghostbusters Ducks57:43 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers59:41 Monday Motivation & Road To EP.152 -SOUND BITES- • “If it’s got an apple in the drink, it’s a fall drink. Congratulations.” - Sean• “I’m sipping on ones and zeros, baby.” - Sean• “It looks like your nut sack.” - Sean• “There is more to Joshua than just AI images, you know?” - Sean• “Please, for the love of God, be the hippie.” - Sean• “Mater’s pretty cool, though.” - Sean• “I would drink the f**k out of this drink, dude.” - Sean• “You picked your bartender. You picked your drink. You got to rate it.” - Joshua• “We’re not going anywhere. We are your new best friends.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You finally get the hot girl’s digits by way of a machete.Lucky Numbers: 2, 24, 49, 51, 57, 1, 18 Fun Finds:Joshua: Limited-edition Sonic (1 of 9,500) + Slim from Killer Klowns From Outer Space.Sean: Ghostbusters collectible ducks featuring Stay Puft & Slimer. (Community Shoutout: Sorry For The Scare begins October 1 with “Tiny Witch,” inviting everyone to join 31 days of hand-drawn prompts.)

  5. Sep 8

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.150 | DC Ghosts, Demon Cats & Lightning McQueen

    This week, Joshua returns from Washington DC with nearly 70 miles of walking, 800 photos he barely shows anyone & enough museum mileage to qualify as a historical artifact himself, while Sean celebrates 150 episodes with a fall cocktail and an increasingly serious Lightning McQueen blind-box problem (the hippie van remains at large). Then it’s airplane pet peeves, haunted DC legends, Destiny 2 completionism, eight Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks & the official launch of Sorry For The Scare. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/ SpotifyPodcast Link TikTokTikTok InstagramInstagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Fall cocktail with Appleton Estate 12-year rum, apple brandy, blood orange soda & ginger beer, followed by Excelsior Passion Fruit & PineappleJoshua: Whiskey with apple, cinnamon & caramelized sugar -RECIPES- Sean’s Fall Cocktail: • ½ oz Appleton Estate 12-year rum • ½ oz apple brandy • 1 oz blood orange soda • top with ginger beer Joshua’s Apple Cinnamon Whiskey: • whiskey • apple • cinnamon • caramelized sugar -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Lost In Time” (Presented by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- DC BittersweetGhosts Of DCDestiny Crawl20-Year Review-CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.150 Intro, First Episode Back & Milestone Energy 02:28 What’s In Our Cup - Apple Whiskey & Fall In A Cup 05:03 Airplane Pet Peeves, Reclining Seats & Vacation Glow 12:49 Cars Blind Boxes & Lightning McQueen Day 15:06 Chat With Us - DC, Ghosts, Destiny & Cars 15:49 DC Bittersweet - 70 Miles, Museums & 800 Photos 26:41 Ghosts Of DC - Old Stone House, Ford’s Theatre & Demon Cats 34:53 AI Song Of The Week - “Lost In Time” 40:29 Destiny Crawl - Eververse Shaders & Dungeon Crawler Carl 47:28 20-Year Review - Cars, Lightning McQueen & The Missing Hippie Van 49:50 Fun Finds - Skeletor, Walter White & Skully 55:42 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & EP.150 Sendoff 60:24 Sorry For The Scare - 31 Days Of October Drawings -SOUND BITES- “If you see like half of an ice cube, the other part hit the Titanic.” - Joshua“Joshua, it tastes like fall in a cup.” - Sean“If you’re still glowing and work hasn’t brought you down yet, then you know what? We’re not working you hard enough.”“Stop talking about your damn dolphins.”“I took over like 800 pictures on this trip.” - Joshua“If I tell everybody to close their eyes and I walk around naked, does that mean I’m invisible?”“There’s got to be some souls in there, dude.” - Sean“I have collected every single Eververse shader offered in that engram.”“Cars has taken over my life.” - Sean“I’m hammered off ghost juice over here.”-FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will derive satisfaction from trying new things. Mostly, yeah, you know it. Butt stuff. Lucky Numbers: 2, 35, 63, 66, 69, 17, 24 Fun Finds / Value Finds:Joshua: Skeletor Funko found at Ross for $6.99 with a reported eBay value around $11.43, plus a Walter White Breaking Bad Funko purchased for $14.99 with a reported value of $21.70.Sean: Two Skully Funkos, one relaxing in a floaty & one riding a surfboard. Sorry For The Delay remains extremely not sponsored by Funko. (Community Shoutout: Episode 150 officially launches Sorry For The Scare, a 31-day October drawing challenge inviting listeners to join Sean in creating something by hand every day.)

  6. Sep 1

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.149 | Bad Leadership, Vampire Rings & Lightning McQueen

    This week, Joshua double-fists Sunset Sarsaparilla and whiskey, while Sean cracks open a clearance Mai Tai before the two accidentally wander into a surprisingly real conversation about bad leadership, respect & who you are once the work badge comes off. Then it’s another six-mile adventure, pineapple vampire rings that absolutely refuse to cooperate, October arriving with technical difficulties, chunky food debates, Disney trivia & one very lucky Lightning McQueen blind-box pull. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/ SpotifyPodcast Link TikTokTikTok InstagramInstagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: On The Rocks Mai Tai, 20%, found on clearance for $7Joshua: Sunset Sarsaparilla with whiskey -RECIPES- Pineapple Vampire Rings: • pineapple rings • melting chocolate • candy eyeballs • icing for the vampire details Mia note: Dry the pineapple first unless you want the chocolate to enter its villain era. -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Faded Corners” (Presented by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- Quick Trip Part TwoTaste Of OctoberCrunchy, Smooth Or NopeSean’s Happy Place-CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.149 Intro, Odd-Episode Warning & Sunset Energy 02:20 What’s In Our Cup - Sunset Sarsaparilla & Clearance Mai Tai 06:48 Bad Leadership, Respect & Who You Are Outside Work 15:39 Chat With Us - Hiking, October Food & Disney Trivia 16:25 Quick Trip Part Two - Six Miles, Tree Climbing & Beach Views 20:16 Taste Of October - Pineapple Vampire Rings Go Wrong 25:13 AI Song Of The Week - “Faded Corners” 31:13 Crunchy, Smooth Or Nope - Peanut Butter, Boba & Soggy Cereal 40:45 Sean’s Happy Place - Disneyland Trivia 49:01 Fun Finds - Ghost Face, Cars Blind Boxes & Sea Party 54:26 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers 57:37 Monday Motivation & The Road To EP.150 -SOUND BITES- “For this episode, I am double fisting.” - Joshua“Who are you outside of work?” - Joshua“We’re all regular people once we hang the hat up.”“I think they look immaculate. I think they look perfect.” - Sean“I don’t like it. I don’t like it.”“We got to evolve sometime, buddy.” - Sean“I’m not a freaking raisin racist.” - Joshua“I kind of feel like it’s drool.” - Joshua“I just like going to Disney California Adventure and getting drunk.” - Sean“You can’t have thunder, Joshua, without lightning.” - Sean-FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Help. I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory. Also, I’m being anally probed. Lucky Numbers: 14, 21, 34, 41, 66, 6, 19 Fun Finds / Value Finds:Joshua: Target Con Ghost Face Funko, purchased around $10-$15 with a reported eBay value of $30.79.Sean: Two Pixar Cars Series 3 blind boxes, including Lightning McQueen and car #93. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean added Justin Hillgrove’s “Sea Party,” featuring mermaids enjoying tea with a skull, to the growing collection.) ```

  7. Aug 25

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.148 | Moon Costco, Summer Girl & Spielberg Aliens

    This week, Joshua turns dragon fruit seltzer into another berry experiment, while Sean mistakes cranberry for Caribbean and discovers BeatBox has absolutely no interest in subtlety (11.1% apparently counts as a personality). Then it’s Costco on the moon, a full-blown argument over when summer actually dies, a pirate farewell anthem & a Steven Spielberg alien conspiracy that somehow makes more sense the longer they explain it. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: BeatBox Cranberry Dream, 11.1%, followed by Incline Tropical POG Joshua: Maui Dragon Fruit hard seltzer muddled with blackberries, raspberries & blueberries -RECIPES- Very Berry Dragon Fruit Seltzer: • Maui Dragon Fruit hard seltzer • blackberries • raspberries • blueberries • ice -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “When Summer Dies” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -CHAT WITH US- Moon Makeover Summer’s Over Steven -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.148 Intro, Broken Computers & The Final August Recording 02:35 What’s In Our Cup - Cranberry Dream & Very Berry Dragon Fruit 06:48 Question Of The Day - What Would You Love To Unlearn? 11:16 Chat With Us - Moon Makeovers, Summer’s Death & Steven 13:16 Moon Makeover - Costco, Moon Tracks & Lunar Resorts 21:45 Summer’s Over - When Does Summer Actually Die? 28:01 AI Song Of The Week - “When Summer Dies” 32:55 Summer Girl, Pirate Anthems & The Tire Song Sequel 38:54 Steven - Sci-Fi Movies & Disclosure Day 42:02 Disclosure Day Spoiler Corner 48:47 Spielberg’s Alien Obsession & The Crystal Skull Hot Take 52:29 Fun Finds - Spider-Man Mashups & Target Bullseye 55:30 Fortune, Lucky Numbers & November Foreshadowing -SOUND BITES- “I thought it said Caribbean Dream.” - Sean “It tastes like cranberry juice, which is surprising and also kind of dang dangerous.” - Sean “Fresh fruit makes the world go round, dude.” - Sean “What is something you’d love to unlearn?” - Joshua “Put a Disneyland on the moon, bro.” - Sean “Exclusive Costco moon rocks.” “If I’m out trick-or-treating and the chocolate is melting in my bag, it is still summer.” - Joshua “Summer’s with you, man. It’s a spirit.” - Joshua “You cannot save the summer just because it loves you.” - Sean “The only logical explanation I have is that he’s a f*****g alien, dude.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: November is a month to focus on your goals. Lucky Numbers: 45, 33, 54, 12, 30, 14, 31 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Target Bullseye dressed as Woody & Bullseye dressed as Buzz Lightyear. Joshua: Wolverine / Spider-Man & Doctor Strange / Spider-Man mashup Funkos from Target. (Community Shoutout: Weekly shorts continue Wednesday through Monday while new listeners join the community.)

  8. Aug 18

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.147 | Smoked Berries, Dead Stars & Target Jackpot

    This week, Joshua brings smoked three-berry whiskey, a casino trip & a hilltop hike, while Sean cracks open a strawberry-pineapple vodka seltzer before investigating whether certain bathroom legends have quietly gone extinct (breakfast buffets are apparently keeping the rumor alive). Then it’s childhood nostalgia, disappointing remakes, rapid-fire hypotheticals & three suspiciously valuable Killer Klowns Funkos proving Joshua’s Target habit may actually have a business plan. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Minus 196 Strawberry Pineapple vodka seltzer, 5% Joshua: Wild Three Berry & Cherrywood Smoked Whiskey with blackberries, raspberries & blueberries -RECIPES- Wild Three Berry & Cherrywood Smoked Whiskey: • whiskey • blackberries • raspberries • blueberries • cherrywood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Midnight Vein” (Lyrics by Joshua with AI assistance.) -CHAT WITH US- Quick Trip, Don’t Trip Watching Stars Die If You Could / Would You Rather Signs To Remember Someone By -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.147 Intro, California Uniform & August Energy 02:07 What’s In Our Cup - Three Berry Whiskey & Strawberry Pineapple Seltzer 06:49 Question Of The Week - The Disappearing Bathroom Legend 10:53 Casino Trip, Breaking Even & 108-Degree Golf 12:57 Chat With Us - Hiking, Nostalgia & Rapid-Fire Questions 13:50 Quick Trip, Don’t Trip - Hilltop Hike & Inspiration Point 19:43 Watching Stars Die - Nostalgia, Remakes & Childhood Favorites 26:32 Point Break, Star Wars, Avatar & The Remake Problem 35:16 AI Song Of The Week - “Midnight Vein” 41:15 If You Could / Would You Rather - Spaghetti Hair & Horse-Sized Ducks 51:52 Signs To Remember Someone By 56:45 Fun Finds - Three Killer Klowns & Retro Toy Bitty Pops 63:28 Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Motivation -SOUND BITES- “It tastes like a strawberry and a pineapple had a baby.” - Sean “If you show up with $1,000 and you leave a casino with $1,000 in your pocket, that’s a win.” - Joshua “It only took me two hours to get to the top of this mountain.” - Joshua “The first time is always the best time.” - Joshua “These ankles don’t roll the same anymore, buddy.” - Sean “Fortnite’s the Zelda, buddy.” - Sean “I do it for the people, man.” - Joshua “Give me one horse-sized duck.” - Sean “I replace it with you.” - Sean “Maybe good and odd go together.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: This week you’ll receive the recognition you deserve. Lucky Numbers: 32, 31, 46, 27, 38, 2, 47 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Retro Toy Bitty Pops featuring Stretch Armstrong, Barrel of Monkeys, Mr. Monopoly & Cavity Sam from Operation. Joshua: Three Killer Klowns From Outer Space Chubby Funkos found at Target for roughly $10-$11 each, with a reported eBay listing around $183.65. The collector-to-seller pipeline has officially opened for business. (Community Shoutout: More new subscribers joined the show, earning another thank-you during Joshua’s closing Monday motivation.)

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Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.