I’m Calling Corporate

Courtni and Courtnei
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🎙️ Ever wonder what the f*ck is going on with your neighbors upstairs? Yeah… us too. We’re the Courtnei’s — with a combined 25 years of property management experience and enough stories to make HR nervous. 📝🔥 Our new podcast, I’m Calling Corporate, is where petty meets professional… and we say out loud what you wish you could at work because let’s face it property management won’t run itself.

  1. NOV 17

    Segment 4: Cuffing Season - Episode 2 w/ Guest Host, Katie

    Send us a text If you thought last week was wild, Episode 2 turns the heat way up. This time, Katie joins “I’m Calling Corporate”, and we dive into the deep end with a high-profile case that made headlines and a jaw-dropping story involving the mafia, yes, the actual mafia. From luxury leases to life-on-the-line secrets, we’re uncovering what happens when property management collides with organized crime and public scandal. It’s not just rent that’s due this episode; there are debts, secrets, and consequences coming due, too. Welcome back to Cuffing Season, where the stories get darker, and the stakes get higher. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    54 min

  2. NOV 10

    Segment 4: Cuffing Season - Episode 1

    Send us a text Hold on to your walkie-talkies, because “I’m Calling Corporate” just entered Cuffing Season, and we’re not talking about dating. This month-long segment dives deep into the wild world of crime in property management. Episode 1 kicks off with chaos: high-speed chases, armed robbery, stabbings, and foot pursuits, all from the front lines of apartment life. From midday police chases to adrenaline-fueled “manager-on-scene” moments, we’re peeling back the curtain on the unbelievable situations we've faced behind the gates. Buckle up, it’s cuffing season, and someone’s definitely getting caught. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    48 min

  3. OCT 31

    Segment 3: Body Count- Episode 4 w/ guest host Melody

    Send us a text This week on I’m Calling Corporate, things get… fluid. 💀 Our guest, Melody, joins the Courtne/i’s for a chilling Body Count segment that will make your skin crawl (and maybe melt a little). From unthinkable clean-ups to apartment mysteries that dissolved into chaos, this Halloween special dives into the darker side of property management—where even time can’t hide what’s left behind. Tune in… if you can stomach it.   #ImCallingCorporate #BodyCount #HalloweenSpecial #PropertyManagementGoneWrong #LiquifiedFiles Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    1h 2m

  4. OCT 20

    Segment 3: Body Count - Episode 3: w/ guest host, Lizz

    Send us a text This week on I’m Calling Corporate, we’re back with guest Lizz for another round of our current segment, Body Count. From wild college party murders to bodies turning up in lakes, we’re diving into the dark—and sometimes absurd—side of the industry. This episode will have you questioning if property management is really for everyone… or just the brave (and slightly unhinged). Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    1h 12m

  5. OCT 14

    Segment 3: Body Count- Episode 2

    Send us a text This week on I’m Calling Corporate, the Courtne/i’s dive into the dark side of property management- the murders. From living next door to a crime scene to managing a community after tragedy strikes, we’re unpacking three real stories that hit way too close to home. Hear how we’ve navigated it as managers, witnesses, and neighbors… plus a chilling listener story submitted by our friend Amanda that’ll leave you double-checking your locks. #TrueCrime #PropertyManagement #ImCallingCorporate #BodyCount #MurderMystery #ApartmentLife #TheCourtneis Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    55 min

  6. OCT 6

    Segment 3: Body Count - Episode 1: w/ Guest Host, Shelby

    Send us a text If you thought the Pile High Club had us flying too close to code enforcement, buckle up because this next segment is about to crash-land straight into Body Count. 💀 We’ve got our girl Shelby joining the crew as co-host, and let’s just say things get real personal, real fast. She and Courtni are diving into two wild, totally unique stories from our Body Count series, where the “numbers” aren’t just on spreadsheets... but these numbers will have you wondering "HOW?!"  You’re not ready for this one… but we’re calling corporate anyway. 😉 #ImCallingCorporate #BodyCount #PileHighClub #PropertyManagementStories #PodcastLife #TheCourtneis Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    36 min

  7. SEP 29

    Segment 2: The Pile High Club- Episode 3 and Courtni is BACK!

    Send us a text This episode of The Pile High Club segment, The Courtne/i’s introduce you to "Trash Lady", and the shocking ripple effect she left behind after her move-out. Tune in for laughs, jaw-drops, and the behind-the-scenes chaos that property managers never forget. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    45 min

  8. SEP 22

    Segment 2: The Pile High Club- Episode 2 with guest co-host, Julian

    Send us a text We’re back with another round of Pile High Club, and this time Julian is co-hosting! In this episode, we’re swapping hoarding stories like trading cards, celebrating the wins (because recovery deserves a cheer), and laughing through the chaos that comes with clutter. Julian also spills about his very first hoarding experience—and trust us, you don’t forget your first. Tune in for a mix of mess, memories, and a little madness. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to our podcast! If you laughed, learned something new, or just feel slightly more unhinged (in a good way), go ahead and hit that follow button. New episodes drop regularly—raw, real, and probably a little ridiculous. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @_imcallingcorporatepodcast for behind-the-scenes moments, memes, and more multifamily madness. Got a story or topic you want us to cover? Slide into our DMs or email us at imcallingcorporatepodcast@gmail.com. We may include you on the show. Until next time—don’t call corporate, call us. 😉 Don't forget to show your support and keep this podcast going! https://www.buzzsprout.com/2521869/support

    36 min
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🎙️ Ever wonder what the f*ck is going on with your neighbors upstairs? Yeah… us too. We’re the Courtnei’s — with a combined 25 years of property management experience and enough stories to make HR nervous. 📝🔥 Our new podcast, I’m Calling Corporate, is where petty meets professional… and we say out loud what you wish you could at work because let’s face it property management won’t run itself.

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  • Creator
    Courtni and Courtnei
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 I’m Calling Corporate
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