The Porcupine Presents ...

The Porcupine

The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.

  1. Oct 1

    Help I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Bat-Shit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour | 4: “The Long Way”

    A nostalgic American road trip audio memoir — where family chaos meets Route 66 Americana. Help, I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Batshit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour – Episode 4: “The Long Way” After surviving the drive to St. Louis, Corie, Jackie, Jamie, and Bobbie find themselves standing at the threshold of a different kind of journey. In Episode Four — “The Long Way” — our travelers explore the Gateway Arch, reflect on the explorers, immigrants, and dreamers who passed through St. Louis before them, and make their first true pilgrimage along Route 66 with a stop at the legendary Ted Drewes Frozen Custard. Along the way, Corie considers America's long fascination with shortcuts, discovers that some journeys are worth taking slowly, and learns that Aunt Jamie can remember a hotel phone number even while temporarily forgetting whether she knows her own name. Meanwhile, Bobbie remains deeply suspicious of any frozen dessert establishment that offers only one flavor. Blending history, humor, memoir, family storytelling, and roadside Americana, this episode explores why people leave home, why certain places become sacred to travelers, and why the most memorable journeys are rarely the most efficient ones. Released twice monthly on “The Porcupine Presents.” Originally aired: October 2026 Approx. runtime: 22 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

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The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.