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The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.

  1. 3d ago

    When the Creepy-Crawlies Laid Siege | The Mysterious Traveler - “The Man the Insects Hated” (1947)

    A classic swamp horror thriller from the golden age of radio — plus bonus commentary after the show. The Mysterious Traveler – “The Man the Insects Hated” (1947) Step back into the golden age of radio with The Mysterious Traveler, the eerie anthology series that invited listeners each week into worlds of terror, irony, madness, and the uncanny. In this 1947 classic, “The Man the Insects Hated,” an obsessed scientist working deep in the Louisiana swamps believes he has nearly perfected the ultimate insect killer — but as his experiments approach success, impossible swarms of insects begin gathering around his isolated mansion, and he becomes convinced the insect world itself is preparing to strike back. After the broadcast, stay tuned for bonus commentary and behind-the-scenes trivia — including how the episode blends psychological paranoia with ecological horror, why insects are such effective symbols of primal fear and collective menace, and how the story quietly blurs the line between scientific obsession, madness, and supernatural revenge. Originally aired: July 27, 1947Approx. runtime: 36 minutesWebsite: theporcupinepresents.com

  2. 6d ago

    Help I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Bat-Shit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour | 3: “Snapshots”

    A nostalgic American road trip audio memoir — where family chaos meets Route 66 Americana. Help, I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Batshit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour – Episode 3: “Snapshots” Welcome back to the original Porcupine Presents series inspired by a real 2003 cross-country family road trip. The road west is finally underway. The routines are forming. The personalities are emerging. And it is becoming increasingly clear that the greatest obstacle between Pennsylvania and the Grand Canyon may not be distance at all. It may be the passengers. In Episode Three — “Snapshots” — disposable cameras fail spectacularly at documenting the trip, Aunt Bobbie enrolls in her daily two-hour session at Good Morning America University, Aunt Jaime reveals a shocking talent for delivering speeches while asleep, and a simple drive to St. Louis becomes sidetracked by questions about the Wide Missouri, the Missouri Waltz, and one unforgettable encounter with a Blimpie’s restroom. Along the way, Corie discovers that the moments we remember most are rarely the ones captured on film. Blending humor, nostalgia, family folklore, roadside Americana, and vintage-inspired storytelling, this episode explores the small moments that become family legends — the snapshots that linger long after the photographs fade. Released twice monthly on "The Porcupine Presents." Originally aired: September 2026 Approx. runtime: 22 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

  3. Sep 10

    Murder on Page 189 | The Adventures of Nero Wolfe - “The Final Page” (1951)

    A classic literary detective mystery from the golden age of radio — plus bonus commentary after the show. The Adventures of Nero Wolfe – “The Final Page” (1951) Step back into the golden age of radio with The Adventures of Nero Wolfe, the sophisticated mystery series starring Sydney Greenstreet as the brilliant, orchid-loving detective Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin as his wisecracking assistant and legman. In this 1951 classic, “The Final Page,” Wolfe and Archie arrive at the apartment of bestselling mystery novelist Arthur Merle expecting an elegant dinner — only to discover the writer stabbed to death at his typewriter, with the manuscript of his latest novel mysteriously missing except for a single unfinished page left behind in the machine. After the broadcast, stay tuned for bonus commentary and behind-the-scenes trivia — including how Nero Wolfe blends drawing-room deduction with American hardboiled detective fiction, why the missing manuscript becomes the true centerpiece of the mystery, and how the episode cleverly transforms storytelling itself into both the motive for murder and the method of solving it. Originally aired: March 23, 1951 Approx. runtime: 36 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

  4. Sep 8 ·  Bonus

    The Hammer and the Silo | AppleTV and the Trifecta of Dystopian Visions (Severance, Silo, Pluribus)

    What happens when technology stops trying to change the world — and starts trying to change us? “The Hammer and the Silo” | Apple TV and the Trifecta of Dystopian Visions (Severance, Silo, Pluribus) This audio essay examines Severance, Silo, and Pluribus — three very different Apple TV science-fiction series that arrive at remarkably similar questions about technology, utopia, and the dangerous temptation to perfect humanity. Part I begins with Apple’s famous 1984 commercial and its enduring image of a woman wielding a hammer against a system of technological conformity. The personal computer promised something different: technology that would empower the individual rather than control them. More than forty years later, some of Apple TV’s most compelling stories have complicated that promise. What happens when technology can finally solve problems that have always seemed inseparable from being human? Part II turns to Severance and its deceptively elegant solution to the problem of work-life balance: divide the self. But once consciousness can be separated, questions of consent and identity become unavoidable. If one version of a person makes a choice that another version must endure, liberation can begin to look remarkably like imprisonment. Part III examines Silo, where the original ambition could hardly be grander: save humanity from extinction. But preserving humanity as a species gradually becomes compatible with controlling — and even remaking — individual human beings. Memory itself becomes a threat, and authoritarian power reaches its fullest expression not when people are forced to abandon what they once wanted, but when they can no longer remember having wanted anything else. Part IV considers the seductive promise at the heart of Pluribus: an end to loneliness, misunderstanding, conflict, and separation. But love has meaning partly because other people remain separate from us. Trust matters because certainty is impossible. Communication matters because understanding requires effort. If technology eliminates the distance between human beings completely, it may eliminate loneliness — while also eliminating the conditions that make relationships meaningful. Finally, the essay brings all three visions together. Severance, Silo, and Pluribus begin with genuine human problems and imagine technologies capable of solving them. But eventually every utopian project encounters an uncomfortable possibility: perhaps the problem is not merely our institutions. Perhaps the problem is us. And once improving the world becomes indistinguishable from remaking the people who inhabit it, every solution raises the same question: What else disappears with the problem? More than forty years after Apple imagined technology placing a hammer in the hands of the individual, these stories ask a darker question: What happens when we willingly hand the system the hammer? This is a philosophical and cultural analysis of Severance, Silo, and Pluribus — an argument about technology, identity, freedom, love, and what we risk losing in the pursuit of a perfect world. Release date: September 2026 Approx. Length: 16 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

  5. Sep 7

    The Long March Home | Dimension X - “Martian Death March” (1951)

    A classic sci-fi drama from the golden age of radio — plus bonus commentary and trivia. Dimension X – “Martian Death March” (1951) Step back into the golden age of radio with Dimension X, the groundbreaking science fiction anthology that used alien worlds and futuristic adventures to explore humanity’s deepest fears and failures. In this 1951 classic, “Martian Death March,” a young boy witnesses thousands of oppressed Martians escape from a brutal reservation system and begin an impossible journey across the deadly Martian desert toward the distant mountains they once called home — led by a mysterious wandering prophet known only as “Crazy John.” After the broadcast, stay tuned for bonus commentary and behind-the-scenes trivia — including the episode’s parallels with racism and forced displacement, its echoes of Biblical exodus stories and historical forced marches, and how science fiction uses alien societies to confront very human systems of prejudice and oppression. Originally aired: January 14, 1951Approx. runtime: 33 minutesWebsite: theporcupinepresents.com

  6. Sep 3

    What If Tomorrow Never Comes? | The Shadow - “The Man Who Murdered Time” (1939)

    A classic pulp sci-fi adventure from the golden age of radio — plus bonus commentary after the show. The Shadow – “The Man Who Murdered Time” (1939) Step back into the golden age of radio with The Shadow, the legendary pulp adventure series starring the mysterious Lamont Cranston and his companion Margo Lane in battles against criminal masterminds, strange scientific terrors, and the forces of darkness itself. In this 1939 classic, “The Man Who Murdered Time,” a dying scientist invents a machine capable of trapping the entire world inside an endless repetition of December 31st — forcing humanity to unknowingly relive the same day forever while only Cranston and Margo remember the horrifying truth. After the broadcast, stay tuned for bonus commentary and behind-the-scenes trivia — including how The Shadow blended pulp adventure with science fiction and metaphysical horror, why the episode’s endlessly repeating world feels surprisingly modern decades before time-loop stories became common, and how the show transformed fears about scientific progress into one of old-time radio’s strangest and most philosophical nightmares. Originally aired: January 1, 1939 Approx. runtime: 37 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

  7. Aug 31

    The Strangest Weapon of All: Darkness | Night Beat - “Night Is a Weapon” (1950)

    A classic psychological noir drama from the golden age of radio — plus bonus commentary after the show. Night Beat – “The Night Is a Weapon” (1950) Step back into the golden age of radio with Night Beat, the atmospheric late-night series starring Frank Lovejoy as Chicago reporter Randy Stone, a newspaperman who prowls the city after midnight searching less for headlines than for wounded souls and hidden human fears. In this 1950 classic, “The Night Is a Weapon,” Stone encounters a desperate young man whose life is being systematically destroyed through the cruel exploitation of his overwhelming fear of darkness — a psychological torment that soon spirals toward violence and tragedy. After the broadcast, stay tuned for bonus commentary and behind-the-scenes trivia — including how Night Beat blurred the line between noir, crime drama, and psychological character study, why Randy Stone functions more as an emotional witness than a traditional detective hero, and how the episode transforms darkness itself into both a literal fear and a metaphor for shame, loneliness, and vulnerability. Originally aired: February 13, 1950 Approx. runtime: 37 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

  8. Aug 27

    Help I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Bat-Shit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour | 2: “Beginnings”

    A nostalgic American road trip audio memoir — where family chaos meets Route 66 Americana. Help, I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Batshit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour – Episode 2: “Beginnings” Before the Ford Contour ever leaves Pennsylvania, we need to understand the people inside it. In Episode Two — “Beginnings” — Corie takes a detour into the history of Reading, Pennsylvania, the peculiar culture of Pennsylvania Dutch Country, and the family traditions that somehow produced his grandmother Jackie, his great-aunt Bobbie, and his Aunt Jaime. Along the way, we learn how three generations of women managed to pack a pharmacy, a grocery store, and a suspicious number of flip-flops into a single sedan; why the Pennsylvania Turnpike once turned every bathroom stop into a gamble; and how a simple game of Celebrity Twenty Questions revealed a family obsession with actresses that most of the modern world forgot decades ago. Featuring roadside Americana, bladder-related suspense, imaginary buffalo, obscure Hollywood trivia, and a spirited defense of Breezewood, Pennsylvania, this episode continues the strange true story of a cross-country journey powered by family folklore, stubbornness, and questionable decision-making. Blending humor, nostalgia, memoir, and vintage-inspired storytelling, this Porcupine Productions original series explores the places we come from, the people who shape us, and the stories that somehow survive long after the road trip ends. Released twice monthly on The Porcupine Presents. Originally aired: August 2026 Approx. runtime: 21 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

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The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.

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  • Creator
    The Porcupine
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    163
  • Rating
    Explicit
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