The Porcupine Presents ...

The Porcupine

The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.

  1. Aug 10

    Help, I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Bat-Shit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour | 1 : “The Kidnappers”

    A nostalgic American road trip audio memoir — where family chaos meets Route 66 Americana. Help I’ve Been Kidnapped by Three Bat-Shit Crazy Women in a Crappy Ford Contour | 1 : “The Kidnappers” Welcome to Season 2 of The Porcupine Presents and the premiere of an all-new original series inspired by a real 2003 cross-country family road trip. When Corie’s grandmother Jackie suddenly announces that the family is driving to the Grand Canyon, there is no discussion, no negotiation, and absolutely no planning. Soon, one anxious thirty-year-old academic finds herself trapped in a rattling Ford Contour with three loving but deeply chaotic Pennsylvania women — including a profanity-wielding great-aunt, a relentlessly talkative navigator, and a grandmother who believes all roads eventually “come out somewhere.” In Episode One — “The Kidnappers” — we meet the doomed occupants of the Contour before the journey west begins, as family folklore, roadside Americana, digestive anxiety, and interstate dysfunction collide. Blending humor, nostalgia, memoir, and vintage-inspired storytelling, this new Porcupine Productions series explores the strange beauty of family road trips — and the emotional chaos hidden inside old vacation memories. Released twice monthly on The Porcupine Presents. Originally aired: August 2026 Approx. runtime: 22 minutes Website: theporcupinepresents.com

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The Porcupine Presents... is a curated audio cabinet of wonders: absurdist original comedy like The World’s Worst Docent series, classic golden-age radio dramas, and smart, salty commentary from your spiky host. Whether it’s a baffling museum tour or a suspenseful tale from 1947, each episode pokes at the strange edges of history, storytelling, and human folly—with affection and bite. Tune in for vintage weirdness, contemporary satire, and the occasional emotional sucker punch. You never quite know what you’ll get—but it’ll be lovingly crafted and unexpectedly sharp.