Haysnacks

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

  1. Jul 23

    When High Fashion Takes a Stinky Turn

    So, guess what? Matty Healy from The 1975 just tied the knot, and his bride rocked some wedding dresses straight from a brand that sounds like it should be in a science lab—Matier Fao, which basically translates to “fecal matter.” Yeah, you heard that right! 🤣 Who knew saying “I do” could come with a side of bathroom humor? Now, don't get me wrong, the dresses were artsy and had a whole dark, gothic vibe, which totally fit the bride's aesthetic. But c'mon, if someone said their dress was designed by the “poop house,” I’d be like, “Uh, can we get a new dress, please?” Seriously, high fashion is wild, and this is just another reason why I stick to my comfy jeans and T-shirts. Tune in for the full scoop and a few giggles about the wild world of wedding attire! Takeaways: This episode dives into the wild world of high fashion with a wedding dress that literally translates to fecal matter. How chic, right?We discuss Matty Healy's wedding to Gabriette and the goth vibes of her stunning yet strange wedding dress!Who knew high fashion could take a turn for the gross? A dress made by a brand that sounds like poop—seriously!Haystack shares a hilarious take on wedding fashion and how it’s not for the faint of heart, or stomach!We ponder how fashionistas can wear something called 'fecal matter' and still look cute—what's the secret?Tune in for some laughs about the absurdity of high fashion with a sprinkle of playful sarcasm and outrageous humor!

  2. Jul 23

    Morning 6-Pack - Say Goodbye to These Plane Pet Peeves!

    Morning 6-Pack - Six Things That Should Be Banned from Airplanes Alright, folks, buckle up 'cause we’re taking off with a hot topic that’s got everyone buzzing: banning phone and video calls on planes. Seriously, who wants to sit next to a person yapping about their baby daddy for two hours? Not me! We’re already crammed into a metal tube with strangers, dodging overhead bins and throat-clearers—let’s keep it chill. In this episode, we’re counting down six things that should totally get the boot from our flying experience. Spoiler alert: number one is a real crowd-pleaser! So grab your headphones and let’s dive into this playful rant that might just make your next flight a little more bearable. Takeaways: Congress is trying to ban phone calls on planes, and honestly, it's about time!Nothing worse than the chaos of flying with people yelling about their baby daddies.The airplane is already a social experiment; we don't need FaceTime adding to the madness.Top six things that should totally be banned from airplanes, including those pesky middle seats!People reclining in front of you? Nope, that should be illegal too!And of course, the ultimate ban: babies on planes. I mean, come on!

    Morning 6-Pack - Say Goodbye to These Plane Pet Peeves!

  3. Jul 23

    Small Talk - Measles and Family Drama: What a Combo!

    Small Talk - Credit Cards & Estranged Relatives: Just Your Average Tuesday! Yo, what’s up, fam? So, we’re diving into some wacky watercooler chats today, starting with Samsung's new credit card—because judging your screen time wasn’t enough, right? And speaking of numbers, we’ve hit a record high in the U.S. for people not in the labor force. But don't sweat it; it’s not as scary as it sounds. Plus, we’re celebrating Ella Langley’s epic Billboard streak—she's out here breaking records faster than my New Year’s resolutions break! Oh, and Miami’s cost of living just decided to flex on New York City. Who knew living by the beach could cost you an arm and a leg? Let’s get into it! Takeaways: Samsung's new credit card means they can judge your spending habits, just like your friends!That 105.8 million number for people not in the labor force might be misleading, so chill!Ella Langley just tied Whitney and Mariah for most weeks at #1, that’s some diva power!Miami's cost of living is now higher than NYC, so get ready to pay for that ocean view!Apple might let you lease devices, because who doesn’t want to rent their phone like a car?One in four Americans are estranged from a relative, so family drama is basically a national sport!

    Small Talk - Measles and Family Drama: What a Combo!

  4. Jul 23

    Sound Statistics - Gender Gap In Cars and More

    Get ready to play along with some super weird numbers in this episode of Haysnacks! We’re diving into Sound Statistics, where I throw out some quirky stats and you guess the missing piece while grooving to some funky sound effects. Think you know what 52% of women do with their cars that only 25% of men manage? Spoiler: it’s not what you’re thinking! And the average American spends five whole days listening to what each year? Plus, the second largest collection of these is at the Met!

    Sound Statistics - Gender Gap In Cars and More

  5. Jul 22

    Comedy Song - Boobies, Doobies, and Uzis

    Yo, you won't believe this wild ride we’re takin’ today! Picture this: a naked driver rollin' through Ellisville, high on life (and maybe something else), packin' heat and a bag of green. Yeah, you heard me right—guns 3D-printed into automatic weapons! I mean, who needs pants when you’ve got an arsenal, am I right? We’re diving into a hilarious take on this bizarre story with a side of tunes that’ll have you chuckling all morning. So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s get into some seriously silly shenanigans that’ll make your morning commute way more entertaining!

    Comedy Song - Boobies, Doobies, and Uzis

  6. Jul 22

    Morning 6-Pack - 6 Hilariously Bad Reasons to Ditch AI

    Morning 6-Pack - Six Reasons You Should Totally Avoid AI Alright, folks, let’s spill the beans on why we should all think twice before letting AI into our lives! We’re diving into six hilarious reasons why AI might not be your new best bud. From slop-tastic food choices to the impending robot apocalypse, we’re serving up some seriously cheeky observations that’ll have you giggling. Ever thought you were ruining the job market for door-to-door encyclopedia salesmen? Well, we’ve got that covered! So, grab your coffee and tune in as we break down the wacky side of AI—trust me, you’ll want to hear why the number one reason is a doozy! Takeaways: AI is like that friend who shows up everywhere uninvited, and honestly, kinda annoying.Only 22% of people say they've never used AI, which is like claiming you don't have a smartphone while posting selfies.People are all for AI helping with tech and healthcare but not so much for their relationships or pants.The number one reason to avoid AI? It might turn into a Terminator situation, and who wants that?

    Morning 6-Pack - 6 Hilariously Bad Reasons to Ditch AI

  7. Jul 22

    Alabama Bama - Lettuce Conspiracies and Jerky Diets!

    Alabama Bama is back on the line, and let me tell ya, things are gettin’ downright wild! This week, she’s convinced that veggies are out to get her—yup, you heard that right. Bama's got a whole conspiracy theory about how Big Salad is plotting against the good folks of Alabama, and it’s a hoot! Between her questionable diet of fruit roll-ups and beef jerky (40% alcohol, y’all), we can't help but laugh as she gears up for a wet T-shirt contest and contemplates if maybe—just maybe—lettuce could help her fit into her “fighting weight.” Spoiler alert: Bama’s ideas about health are as sketchy as her life choices, and Haystack’s just trying to keep it together. Buckle up for some giggles and nonsensical banter that’ll have you shaking your head and chuckling all morning! Takeaways: Bama believes veggies are out to get us, and she's not holding back on her beef jerky love.The only greens Bama trusts are the ones in her cocktails, and we can't blame her!Wet T-shirt contests and questionable diets? Bama's got a wild weekend planned, y'all!Forget Big Salad, Bama's convinced there's a lettuce conspiracy lurking in the shadows.Bama's health strategy involves fruit roll-ups and a dash of sarcasm—classic Alabama Bama!Haystack tries to steer Bama away from suspicious produce, but she’s got her own plans!

    Alabama Bama - Lettuce Conspiracies and Jerky Diets!

  8. Jul 22

    Small Talk - FIFA Cash and Popcorn Dreams

    Yo, it’s your fave morning buddy, Haystack, bringing you some piping hot Small Talk! We kick things off with the FIFA World Cup pumping a whopping $20 billion into the U.S. economy—guess the cash register took home the trophy for “Best Performance!” Then, we dive into AMC's stock skyrocketing 27% after a record-breaking quarter. That’s a lotta popcorn, folks, and not the kind you find stuck in your teeth! Oh, and did you hear about the Lumberjack World Championships? 66 dudes and 40 ladies swinging axes like it’s no big deal—probably had syrup flowing like a river at the concession stand! Plus, we chat about France banning kids under 15 from social media. Spoiler alert: teens are already plotting their escape! Buckle up, it’s a wild ride of laughter and randomness! Takeaways: The FIFA World Cup gave the US economy a $20 billion boost, cha-ching!AMC stocks are soaring after reporting record revenue, guess everyone loves popcorn!Umpires in MLB are nailing 95% of calls, but old-timers get challenged more often.The Lumberjack World Championships had 66 guys and 40 gals competing, who knew logs were so popular?France is keeping the 'gram away from kids under 15, teens are not happy about it!Teenagers are suffering from 'popcorn brain' thanks to constant screen switching, yikes!

    Small Talk - FIFA Cash and Popcorn Dreams
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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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  • Creator
    479 Media
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    429
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Copyright 2026 479 Media
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