Jet Fuel Podcast

Jet Fuel Podcast
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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

  1. 5d ago

    We Met At Target | Logan Guntzelman & Dave Waite | Ep 54

    Jet Fuel is going on Island Time 🌴🏐🌴 Plus, Logan Guntzelman blindfolds her friends, Dave Waite finds *exactly* what he's looking for at a Target, and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson thinks she'd be friends with Mr. Beast (tag him!!) Plus plus double plus, stick around 'til the very end for a bonus treat. 00:00 Coming to you live from Barbados 04:00 Bad Boy Dave spots the newest recession indicator 11:52 Logan plots a meet cute 15:01 The ultimate prankster 23:49 Guess what Logan's hometown is known for ;) 26:47 A car crashes into Dave's house 31:14 Dave pitches a brand new product 38:15 I love Pippa Middleton and her peach (--Pippa) 39:42 Jessie, Dave, and Logan rip pack 45:00 Target Noir 50:30 Tubi appreciation post 54:50 Jessie makes a jingle! 57:14 "Fintstones™ Vitamins Now With BlueChew" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Logan Guntzelman https://www.instagram.com/placesitookashitthisyear/ Order Logan's Dick Pic Deck of Cards: https://loganguntzelman.bigcartel.com/product/dick-pic-deck-of-cards More Dave Waitehttps://www.instagram.com/davewaitecomedy/Check Out Dave's special On The Loose:https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0NWEINPIXRPKMO0ROS1BSJZLVD More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Aug 19

    No One Roasts Me Harder Than a Midwestern Mom | Sam Salem | Ep 53

    Sam Salem joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson on Jet Fuel to reveal top secret teacher tricks to deal with rowdy students, worst case experiences with fans, and what your airline behavior reveals about your political views. 00:00 Meet & Great nightmare scenarios 07:46 To be bald, fat, and living in a casino (the dream) 13:19 The meanest thing Sam has done 21:50 Being a teacher is the best prep for dealing with drunk hecklers 30:40 Sam gets stalked into the bathroom 38:56 Attn Dobson: You owe Jessie BIG TIME 46:50 A hat can change a man 50:33 On the record, pop punk slaps 1:02:01 "In Ranch We Trust" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Sam Salem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sam Salem https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/samsalem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Aug 12

    Why You Should Never Let Your Producer on Camera | Pippa Spindel | Ep 52

    For Jet Fuel’s SPECIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson makes an earnest attempt and having a fun silly light hearted conversation with her very slick producer Pippa Spindel…and boy oh boy does Pippa deliver. Critics are calling this episode a “must see” and fans are saying “wow, Pippa seemed so comfortable on that couch. What a chill cool gal.” The best part about this description is that it’s totally true and definitely not written by Pippa. Oh yeah, also, did you know most women don’t know they’re having a heart attack and die? THANKS FOR WATCHING  00:00 Jet Fuel takes over Hollywood Blvd 06:57 This is episode 52! How cool is that! 12:55 Pippa accidentally loses two jobs in one sentence  17:15 Yo Pippa low key was smart as heck but not anymore  18:52 Jessie gets stung by a bee and almost dies 23:23 Pippa pushes Jessie to the edge 29:20 DC people are built different (y’all mind if I do one normal timestamp) 34:33 Pippa is so talented it’s unreal and a perfect angel 39:49 Big Poopa drops into the pod 45:05 Don’t send Jessie a voice text  48:11 Pippa crashes out in 4K  52:20 “Get Out Of My Head” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Pippa Spindel Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Pippa Spindel https://www.instagram.com/pi.pp.a/ Check Out Pippa’s live show: https://www.instagram.com/supersetscomedy/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Aug 5

    Philosophy of Hating | Frank Castillo | Ep 51

    This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson and Frank Castillo talk a lot of trash and give hella compliments. They also discuss self-care routines, the dangers of the 'Confident Hack,' and how to be treated like royalty in the grocery store. 0:00 What do the price of water and Frank have in common? 5:13 Frank and Jessie are keeping it fake 13:47 Jessie and Frank went on the road with Pauly Shore 17:48 Frank gives out a BIG compliment 22:28 And has now earned the right to talk some mad sheeeet 26:44 Yup, we’re still talking trash 30:57 Jessie is Clark Kent in reverse 35:20 The best day job ever and a peak behind the curtain 41:12 AGT, Roast Battle, and Arizona’s Funniest Loser 46:17 Homecoming kings 50:28 Frank honors his father (this part is legit sentimental but also still funny) 1:04:05 Jessie writes a song that totally fits the vibe 1:04:34 “Rules To Live By” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Frank Castillo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Frank Castillo https://www.instagram.com/frankcastillo/ Check Out Frank's Comedy Store set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-FvNBVxew More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Jul 29

    Looking For Love | Caitlin Peluffo | Ep 50

    Hilarious comedian Caitlin Peluffo (Funny AF with Kevin Hart, Don't Tell Comedy, and more!) joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson this week on Jet Fuel to talk attachment styles, risks and rewards of riding the subway in NYC, and why you ALWAYS need to keep receipts. Episode 50, folks, strap in! 00:00 This intro is on the road again 08:46 Caitlin gets a big surprise from a short king 15:07 Jessie goes to war and Caitlin dreams of living in an elevator 21:14 Sooo dating sucks, ammiright? 30:43 Jessie teaches us about attachment styles 36:10 Delete block delete block delete block 42:26 Whoaaa Caitlin slays attachment styles 47:42 There are two-- THREE! Sorry Squink-- beautiful women on this pod 54:04 One of the beautiful women on this pod can't fly on planes 57:31 "Looking For Love" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Caitlin Peluffo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Caitlin Peluffo https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ Check Out Caitlin's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffo/tourWatch Caitlin's Special:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Jul 22

    Feminist Lady | David Jolly | Ep 49

    Whoaaa PEEP. THAT. ART. This week on Jet Fuel, David Jolly and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson talk about why guys should always walk a lady home, how to prepare for the end of the world, why you should never overthink Spongebob. 00:00 Screw the Lakers!! And this intro!! 03:45 David gives Jessie a lesson in being a real Southern gentleman 09:18 Squink makes Jessie a sandwich 15:34 David's got a guy for everything 18:52 Jessie wants to get in a major fist fight (listeners, be warned) 28:05 David and Jessie rank board games 35:06 Y'all thought we were kidding about that fist fight 43:13 Blessed to be spoiled for good comedy 48:32 The art!!! 53:32 David welcomes special guest DeAndre 1:00:36 Nobody messes with David 1:10:25 "Feminist Lady" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. David Jolly Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More David Jolly https://www.instagram.com/mrdjolly/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/davidjolly/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  7. Jul 15

    Switched At Birth | Jeremiah Watkins & My Mom | Ep 48

    Hold on to your beaks folks, this week’s episode of Jet Fuel is a rip-roaring framily (fried family, duh) affair. Jessie “Jetski” Johnson sits down with not only her number one brother Jeremiah Watkins but also their mom!!! to chat about bathroom remodeling, the price of fruit, and how to effectively hide from your children, PLUS answer some very special guest call-ins.  00:00 An intro that’ll ruin your marriage 07:50 Jessie doesn’t plan anything and Jeremiah gets really small 11:10 Andrew Santino calls in to the pod 15:50 Jeremiah is stretch-man 21:59 The Great Depression Game Show 29:10 Steebee Weebee calls in to the pod 33:38 Jessie stabs Jeremiah in the back 35:34 Mama calls in (physically) to the pod!! 47:34 Don’t you dare comment on this video 49:37 Mama roasts Jeremiah and Jessie 57:07 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ CHICAGO, IL 07/23-07/25 ST AUGUSTINE, FL 08/12 SANFORD, FL 08/13 ST. PETE, FL 08/14 - 08/15 *PROMO CODE JETSKI*  NAPLES, FL 08/16 GRAND RAPIDS, MI 08/22 CHICAGO, IL 09/09  LAS VEGAS, NV 10/13 DENVER, CO 10/14 Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jeremiah Watkins https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Check Out Jeremiah’s Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour Check out Steebee's band Starseeds Of The Iguana: https://www.instagram.com/starseedsoftheiguana/?hl=en More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  8. Jul 8

    It's Eggnostic Actually | Jack Shaw | Ep 47

    Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Jack Shaw on this week's episode of Jet Fuel to answer one question and one question only: Am I unc? Along the way, they also get into how to properly deal with TSA agents who try and tell you what to do and the appropriate settings in which you are allowed to drive you car onto your neighbor's lawn. 00:00 An intro that brings Jack to tears 07:53 Jessie guesses facts about Jack 14:49 Unc, 6-7, and vocal stims 25:22 Don't let Jack watch your dog 30:50 Jessie and Jack luv u but do they love you? 35:09 Funny people struggle too :'( 43:04 The story of Jack's left foot 52:12 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jack Shaw https://www.instagram.com/hijackshaw/ Check Out Jack's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jackshaw/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Good Sesh Comedy https://www.instagram.com/goodseshcomedy/ Free Weekly Comedy + Music Sundays at 7pm at Night Earth 3256 Cahuenga Blvd W, Los Angeles Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

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  • Creator
    Jet Fuel Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 947e7c00-c725-11f0-8e7a-05fad56481aa
  • Show Website
    Jet Fuel Podcast

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