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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

  1. 1d ago

    Looking For Love | Caitlin Peluffo | Ep 50

    Hilarious comedian Caitlin Peluffo (Funny AF with Kevin Hart, Don't Tell Comedy, and more!) joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson this week on Jet Fuel to talk attachment styles, risks and rewards of riding the subway in NYC, and why you ALWAYS need to keep receipts. Episode 50, folks, strap in! 00:00 This intro is on the road again 08:46 Caitlin gets a big surprise from a short king 15:07 Jessie goes to war and Caitlin dreams of living in an elevator 21:14 Sooo dating sucks, ammiright? 30:43 Jessie teaches us about attachment styles 36:10 Delete block delete block delete block 42:26 Whoaaa Caitlin slays attachment styles 47:42 There are two-- THREE! Sorry Squink-- beautiful women on this pod 54:04 One of the beautiful women on this pod can't fly on planes 57:31 "Looking For Love" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Caitlin Peluffo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Caitlin Peluffo https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ Check Out Caitlin's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffo/tourWatch Caitlin's Special:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Jul 22

    Feminist Lady | David Jolly | Ep 49

    Whoaaa PEEP. THAT. ART. This week on Jet Fuel, David Jolly and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson talk about why guys should always walk a lady home, how to prepare for the end of the world, why you should never overthink Spongebob. 00:00 Screw the Lakers!! And this intro!! 03:45 David gives Jessie a lesson in being a real Southern gentleman 09:18 Squink makes Jessie a sandwich 15:34 David's got a guy for everything 18:52 Jessie wants to get in a major fist fight (listeners, be warned) 28:05 David and Jessie rank board games 35:06 Y'all thought we were kidding about that fist fight 43:13 Blessed to be spoiled for good comedy 48:32 The art!!! 53:32 David welcomes special guest DeAndre 1:00:36 Nobody messes with David 1:10:25 "Feminist Lady" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. David Jolly Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More David Jolly https://www.instagram.com/mrdjolly/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/davidjolly/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Jul 15

    Switched At Birth | Jeremiah Watkins & My Mom | Ep 48

    Hold on to your beaks folks, this week’s episode of Jet Fuel is a rip-roaring framily (fried family, duh) affair. Jessie “Jetski” Johnson sits down with not only her number one brother Jeremiah Watkins but also their mom!!! to chat about bathroom remodeling, the price of fruit, and how to effectively hide from your children, PLUS answer some very special guest call-ins.  00:00 An intro that’ll ruin your marriage 07:50 Jessie doesn’t plan anything and Jeremiah gets really small 11:10 Andrew Santino calls in to the pod 15:50 Jeremiah is stretch-man 21:59 The Great Depression Game Show 29:10 Steebee Weebee calls in to the pod 33:38 Jessie stabs Jeremiah in the back 35:34 Mama calls in (physically) to the pod!! 47:34 Don’t you dare comment on this video 49:37 Mama roasts Jeremiah and Jessie 57:07 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ CHICAGO, IL 07/23-07/25 ST AUGUSTINE, FL 08/12 SANFORD, FL 08/13 ST. PETE, FL 08/14 - 08/15 *PROMO CODE JETSKI*  NAPLES, FL 08/16 GRAND RAPIDS, MI 08/22 CHICAGO, IL 09/09  LAS VEGAS, NV 10/13 DENVER, CO 10/14 Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jeremiah Watkins https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Check Out Jeremiah’s Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour Check out Steebee's band Starseeds Of The Iguana: https://www.instagram.com/starseedsoftheiguana/?hl=en More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Jul 8

    It's Eggnostic Actually | Jack Shaw | Ep 47

    Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Jack Shaw on this week's episode of Jet Fuel to answer one question and one question only: Am I unc? Along the way, they also get into how to properly deal with TSA agents who try and tell you what to do and the appropriate settings in which you are allowed to drive you car onto your neighbor's lawn. 00:00 An intro that brings Jack to tears 07:53 Jessie guesses facts about Jack 14:49 Unc, 6-7, and vocal stims 25:22 Don't let Jack watch your dog 30:50 Jessie and Jack luv u but do they love you? 35:09 Funny people struggle too :'( 43:04 The story of Jack's left foot 52:12 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jack Shaw https://www.instagram.com/hijackshaw/ Check Out Jack's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jackshaw/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Good Sesh Comedy https://www.instagram.com/goodseshcomedy/ Free Weekly Comedy + Music Sundays at 7pm at Night Earth 3256 Cahuenga Blvd W, Los Angeles Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Jul 1

    Tales of the Tombstone Tango | Johnny Pemberton | Ep 46

    Snakes are wearing wigs, Miles Davis is catching strays, and the levees are coming down! Catch all this craziness, and more on this week's episode of Jet Fuel with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and her esteemed guest, Johnny Pemberton. 00:00 Drama, chaos, and cash money 07:51 An ode to latex paint and holy walls 15:32 Johnny dresses your guinea pig 24:37 Jessie teaches Johnny her secret skill (beep beep) 28:42 Johnny writes a song for the balance bird 34:47 If you or your dog is hungry, don't watch this part 39:44 Hey Dingo! We're evolving out here 46:02 Jessie makes Johnny an offer he can't refuse 55:37 Post-apocalyptic stand up 1:04:39 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Johnny Pemberton https://www.instagram.com/johnny_pemberton/ Check Out Johnny's Tour Dates: https://www.johnnypemberton.dog/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Jun 24

    People Are Complicated | Kevin Sullivan | Ep 45

    Are people actually complicated or are they just Geminis? This week on Jet Fuel, Kevin Sullivan and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson unpack transit charts, engage in intellectually stimulating conversations about cinema (Hoppers), and go head-to-head on who had better connects in the arcade/carnival space. 00:00 Super dramatic alien invasion during the intro!! 4:49 A Gemini and an Aquarius walk into a pod... 9:09 Kevin has opinions on movies 16:02 Jessie’s solar return 25:42 Hey do you have single friends? 33:08 Kevin is on the verge of psychosis 38:50 Lil JJ and Bb Kev take a walk down memory lane 46:50 One neat trick to never be allowed into someone else's home again 53:29 Now is a terrible time to catch on fire, literally 1:03:41 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Kevin Sullivan https://www.instagram.com/kevinsullivan Check Out Kevin's Tour Dates: https://kevinsullivan.komi.io/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  7. Jun 17

    Got Syrup? | Sophie Buddle | Kelsey Hamilton | Jessie "Jetski" Johnson | ep 44

    This week on Jet Fuel, two beautiful Canucks Sophie Buddle and Kelsey Hamilton sit down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to share hot summer bod tips, what and (what not) to cook at 3am, and an impossible Word Record to break. 00:00 Idiot-proofed intro 06:11 Crushes, lovers, and neighbors 11:39 If you're hot you're not sniping 17:32 In F1 we stan 25:32 Sophie's big career update 31:55 Kelsey has a hot take on America 38:39 Sophie and Kelsey swear they'll never sing 44:04 Get pranked!!! 50:29 Jessie strikes a chord 53:34 Sophie and Kelsey are forced to sing (song o'clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sophie Buddle https://www.instagram.com/sophbuds Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: https://www.sophiebuddlecomedy.com/tour More Kelsey Hamilton https://www.instagram.com/kelseygramilton Check Out Kelsey's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u14M4WePa5c More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  8. Jun 10

    Clocking In at the Belt Factory | Mandal | Ep 43

    Since Jet Fuel’s inception, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson has dreamed of having a guest on with a longer name with more apostrophe’s than hers and folks we’re pleased to announce that dreams do in fact come true. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie is joined by Tevin “Comedian “Mandal” War” Williams to talk what life is like as a billionaire, who (and why) is ordering custom leashes, and maybe even sign a record deal??? 00:00 A billion dollar intro 06:25 Comedian War drops into the pod 18:04 Dear Pro Drum Shop, please carry more trumpet books 26:51 Bird down! Bird down! 33:33 Let’s not get sentimental now 38:42 Atlanta-Sober (a made up phrase that we’re trying to make a thing) 45:24 Don’t show this to Grandma 52:28 I’m supposed to be on a date but I also have dinner with my boss 1:02:38 Song O’ClockAlex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Mandal https://www.instagram.com/themandalman/ Or catch him on tour with Josh Johnson or John Mulaney More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

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  • Creator
    Jet Fuel Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    50
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 947e7c00-c725-11f0-8e7a-05fad56481aa
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    Jet Fuel Podcast