Glaswegians Anonymous

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

  1. Oct 23

    CAN YOU BUY HOLY WATER ON AMAZON? | EPISODE 58 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Darren and Gary are back for Episode 58 of Glaswegians Anonymous, and it’s absolute chaos from start to finish. Following on from the massive high of Gary’s SEC gig, the boys get right down to the important issues—like whether or not Jeff Bezos is dealing in holy water. From 90s school nostalgia to mapping out the ultimate Glasgow food tour, the boys cover all bases this week. In this episode, the boys discuss:  The SEC Aftermath: A full recap of Gary’s massive gig at the SEC.  Fast Food Crimes: Assembling the ultimate McDonald’s heist menu.  School Chaos: Gary’s take on the recent Scottish school bomb threats (spoiler: he was keeping the weans off anyway), and what would’ve happened if a threat hit Gary's school in the 90s.  The Great Escape: The time Gary phoned the fire brigade to get out of school... only for his maw to “punish” him by taking him on holiday.  Coming of Age: Gary recounts the legendary tale of his first hash bucket.  The Million Pound Question: Would the boys give up stand-up comedy forever for £1,000,000?  Current Events: Trying to figure out what on earth is happening in France right now.  Prime Delivery: The logistics and ethics of buying holy water off Amazon.  Hypothetical Heists: If it kicked off, what shops are the boys looting first?  Deep Thoughts: What would the 20-year-old versions of Darren and Gary think of who they are today?  Celebrity Captives: Which Scottish celebrity would they choose to be handcuffed to for 24 hours?  The Ultimate Menu: The boys map out where they’d take people on a walking food tour of Glasgow. Support the Podcast: Get your official Glaswegians Anonymous gear! 👕 Merch: https://glaswegians-anonymous-march.bigcartel.com/ 🎟️ Get tickets to see us live: garyfaulds.co.uk

  2. Oct 16

    THE SWALLOW BOYS | EPISODE 57 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Darren Connell and Gary Faulds are back for Episode 57, and this week’s chat goes everywhere from Hollywood crushes to handling gig complaints. Gary opens up about the heartfelt feedback he’s received since discussing his dad's passing, and the boys break down their future travel plans and tattoo choices. In this episode, we cover: Tattoos & Thirst Traps: Darren shows off his new ink and latest thirst traps, while Gary breaks down his own tattoo collection. The Tom Hardy Appeal: Why both the boys agree they fancy Tom Hardy. Punter Complaints: Dealing with audience complaints, black pudding debates, and how ChatGPT fits into the mix. Deep Chats & Feedback: Gary discusses the overwhelming response and feedback he’s had after talking about his dad’s death on the pod. TV & Film: Darren tries to convince everyone to watch Howard the Duck, while Gary vents about the agony of waiting a week for new episodes of Mobland. Live Gigs & Guests: Thoughts on Obama live at the Hydro, discovering new music, and David’s recent podcast guest. Travels & Treks: Gary reveals his big travel plans for January 2027. Star Trek Endorsement: Celebrating the fact that Scotty from Star Trek actually dropped a comment on the podcast. Listen and Subscribe:Make sure to like, subscribe, and leave a comment below—let us know your thoughts on Howard the Duck or if you agree with the boys about Tom Hardy!

  3. Oct 9

    I NEED A F**KING EXORCISM | Episode 56 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    Gary and Darren are back for another brilliantly chaotic week. From existential dread to wildlife combat, Episode 56 goes completely off the rails. The boys are gearing up for an upcoming show up in Stornoway, which means Darren is already panicking about surviving the tiny plane ride—though he is finally getting to visit his bucket list beach (with a serious twist).Meanwhile, Gary gets shockingly deep about his death anxiety before pivoting entirely to his bizarre TikTok live algorithm journey, his hunt for a phone addicts support group, and his tactical use of Arabic to secure extra meat at local kebab shops. Add in a debate on 3D-printed steaks and a breakdown of the ultimate Glasgow slaggings, and it's a classic episode. In this episode: * The absolute best Glasgow slaggings & how the boys would roast each other. * Stornoway bound: Darren’s small plane terror and his twisted bucket list beach trip.* Going deep on Gary’s death anxiety. * Animal warfare: A man gets attacked by an emu, and the guys debate which animals they could take in a fight. * The weird reality of 3D printing meat. * Gary’s descent into the dark depths of the TikTok live algorithm. * Does Gary need an intervention for his phone addiction? * The ultimate life hack: Gary speaking Arabic in the kebab shop for larger portions. Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and drop a comment letting us know which animal you reckon you could take in a fight!

  4. Oct 2

    IN SEARCH OF A JAPANESE GUZZLER | Episode 55 | Glaswegians anonymous

    Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back in the studio for Episode 55, bringing the usual chaos, questionable life choices, and top-tier Glasgow patter. This week, we debrief on Darren's special and find out what his next moves are, while Gary explains why he’s turned up wearing his dad's brown brogues. From obscure movie references nobody understands to Darren’s hunt for a "Japanese guzzler," this episode goes everywhere. We also tackle the latest local news, including the 4 Corners dispersal order and the monumental 25th anniversary of the Glasgow IKEA, before getting into some serious chat about recent events in Belfast. In this episode, we cover: The review of Darren’s special and his future plans Gary wearing his dad’s brown brogues Darren’s obscure movie references The search for a Japanese guzzler The 4 Corners dispersal order & 25 years of Glasgow IKEA Gary’s lifelong ambition to end up in The Digger Why Gary is fully prepared to do jail time to clear his tax bill Having a "good relapse" in the scheme and taking tic off a snack van Darren taking Gary to Overeaters Anonymous (and Gary taking notes) Gary’s latest culinary creation: putting body chocolate on toast Make sure to like, subscribe, and drop a comment below letting us know your favorite moment from this week's episode. Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow us on socials for clips and updates!

  5. Sep 25

    I'LL GET GOUT EATING MY DAD | NUCLEAR FALLOUT ADVICE | EPISODE 54 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are going full doomsday prep, but with a distinctly Glasgow twist. From surviving the apocalypse to questionable herbal medicine, the lads are tackling the heavy-hitting issues.In this episode, we cover: Nuclear Glasgow: Gary gives his ultimate survival guide for a nuclear bomb hitting the city (and explains exactly why eating his dad would give him gout).The Chinese Herbalist: Darren’s recent trip for alternative medicine where he might have walked away with a bit more than he paid for.Eurovision: Who would be the ultimate Scottish contestant to take the Eurovision stage?Caffeine Updates: Gary discovers the Espresso Bon Bon and it changes everything.The Digital Detox: Why the boys are ready to chuck their smartphones in the Clyde and go back to old-school flip phones. Doomsday Cinema: If you had to rebuild society, what 3 movies are you taking to the new world?Radioactive Superpowers: What post-apocalyptic mutations the boys are actively hoping for.Tattoo Talk: Darren outlines his plans for some new ink, while Gary pitches his ultimate "conspiracy theory" sleeve.Geriatric Politicians: Asking the real questions—should there be a strict age limit for world leaders?Equestrian Cops: Seriously, why do the police still have horses? 👇 Get involved in the comments:What 3 movies are you taking to the new world? Let us know below!Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the BELL icon so you never miss an episode! And Please hit that hype!Follow us on socials:Instagram: @GlaswegiansAnonymousTikTok: @GlaswegiansAnonymous #GlaswegiansAnonymous #Glasgow #ScottishPodcast #ScottishComedy #NuclearFallout #Eurovision #ConspiracyTheories #PodcastRecommendations

  6. Sep 18

    I ATE 13 EGGS & DRANK PRE-WORKOUT | EPISODE 53 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back for Episode 53, bringing the usual chaotic mix of Glasgow banter, football debates, and highly questionable life choices. This week, Gary tries his best to stay humble about Rangers winning, while the boys discuss Oasis playing Celtic Park and whether Darren would ever set foot in Ibrox for a gig. We also dive into some deep movie analysis as Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island, and things get personal when Darren shares a stalker message from a fan who spotted him in the wild. Later, it's a deep dive into health and fitness—from taking pre-workout to Darren getting absolutely roasted for a chaotic lunch of eggs, sardines, and pickles (and the concerning flatulence that followed). Plus, Gary’s love for Catholic Mass, Darren learning The Sash, their worst-ever moments dying on stage, and the ultimate hypothetical: how would they renovate M&D’s with a billion pounds?In this episode: Gary being humble about Rangers winning Oasis playing at Celtic Park for Noel’s 60th Would Darren go to a gig at Ibrox? Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island Darren’s Uncle Gerry’s mental health The boys talk pre-workout Gary’s love for Catholic Mass & Darren learns The Sash Celtic vs. Rangers: Which past players would they want back?Gary roasts Darren’s plate (eggs, sardines, and pickles) The concerning farts off the back of Darren's lunch Darren goes over his daily diet Stand-up horror stories: The worst time dying on stage Billion-pound budget: Renovating M&D’s Scotland's Theme Park 🔗 Connect with the Boys & See Them Live! Darren's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/darrenconnellcomedian?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhVNwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOOKZPNKfAdg3_CSWhHXLLn4oh_PQ2V4dG4DYWVtATEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGnFyPZwYdXU1rLZdd_yZkn129sCRIEjyI118w0hdOmivfcw539Lq0xaadLAVI_aem_F8_ZAlxoKVVlxKO5CHwB2A Gary's Linktree: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/gary-faulds-tickets/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhUBwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOPMVTVXcxc7SERktorGWHRwpAQ-nGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp1wtaMJBK_hKBxAusEcZ_G_ONzj5I7Yy23s1JdmLhsJajak6hWwsOrnvUiyP_aem_BgKx32Jz80ohL3Ewp6l-kA

  7. Sep 11

    WAS MICHAEL FAGAN IN OLIVER TWIST? | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS | EPISODE 52

    Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are diving headfirst into the madness with some of the most unhinged chat and revelations yet. From royal intruders to unexpected family trees, nothing is off limits.In this episode, the boys get into: The Ultimate Question: Would Gary pump Darren?True Crime Confessions: Who takes the top spot as their favourite serial killer? Social Media Antics: We dissect Darren’s shameless social media thirst traps. Digital Detox: Could the boys actually survive without their phones for a full year? Military Material: Would Darren step up and join the army if he got called up? (Plus, Gary breaks down his absolute favourite army rations). Criminal Connections: Gary reveals he’s apparently the 7th twice-removed cousin of Bonnie from Bonnie & Clyde. Undercover Operations: Would Gary risk going to a Celtic game in disguise? Written in the Stars: The boys check their star signs for the day—do their horoscopes prove they’re a perfect match? Drop a comment to let us know if you could survive a year without your phone, and make sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode! 🔗 Connect with the Boys & See Them Live! Darren's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/darrenconnellcomedian?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhVNwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOOKZPNKfAdg3_CSWhHXLLn4oh_PQ2V4dG4DYWVtATEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGnFyPZwYdXU1rLZdd_yZkn129sCRIEjyI118w0hdOmivfcw539Lq0xaadLAVI_aem_F8_ZAlxoKVVlxKO5CHwB2A Gary's Linktree: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/gary-faulds-tickets/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhUBwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOPMVTVXcxc7SERktorGWHRwpAQ-nGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp1wtaMJBK_hKBxAusEcZ_G_ONzj5I7Yy23s1JdmLhsJajak6hWwsOrnvUiyP_aem_BgKx32Jz80ohL3Ewp6l-kA

  8. Sep 4

    SI FERRY IS A PILLOW PRINCESS! Episode 51 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing.In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is thriving in his autumn era and dragging Darren down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracies and questionable Bin Laden history (spoiler: Pakistan didn’t hide him). Congratulations to the podcast for officially making an FBI watchlist.Also in this episode: The Billy Moore Experience: Darren talks about his encounter and the ensuing press coverage. RIP Dolly: The boys mourn the "passing" of Dolly Parton, with Darren making his physical intentions crystal clear. The Ultimate Dilemma: Who would you rather pump—Si Ferry or Slanny? Scandals & Gigs: A deep dive into the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire coughing scam, plus Gary recounts a wildly surreal gig with Mr. Blobby. Medical Marvels: Gary shares the grim and horrifying tale of the "infected belly button tap." Political Crushes: Gary confesses his undying love for "PM" Andy Burnham.Upcoming Live Shows!Tickets are officially on sale for the December live shows in Glasgow and Dundee. Grab yours before they sell out!https://www.garyfaulds.co.uk/

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

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  • Creator
    The Green Room Podcast Studio
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    57
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Green Room Podcast Studio
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