Glaswegians Anonymous

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

  1. 4d ago

    WAS MICHAEL FAGAN IN OLIVER TWIST? | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS | EPISODE 52

    Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are diving headfirst into the madness with some of the most unhinged chat and revelations yet. From royal intruders to unexpected family trees, nothing is off limits.In this episode, the boys get into: The Ultimate Question: Would Gary pump Darren?True Crime Confessions: Who takes the top spot as their favourite serial killer? Social Media Antics: We dissect Darren’s shameless social media thirst traps. Digital Detox: Could the boys actually survive without their phones for a full year? Military Material: Would Darren step up and join the army if he got called up? (Plus, Gary breaks down his absolute favourite army rations). Criminal Connections: Gary reveals he’s apparently the 7th twice-removed cousin of Bonnie from Bonnie & Clyde. Undercover Operations: Would Gary risk going to a Celtic game in disguise? Written in the Stars: The boys check their star signs for the day—do their horoscopes prove they’re a perfect match? Drop a comment to let us know if you could survive a year without your phone, and make sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode! 🔗 Connect with the Boys & See Them Live! Darren's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/darrenconnellcomedian?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhVNwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOOKZPNKfAdg3_CSWhHXLLn4oh_PQ2V4dG4DYWVtATEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGnFyPZwYdXU1rLZdd_yZkn129sCRIEjyI118w0hdOmivfcw539Lq0xaadLAVI_aem_F8_ZAlxoKVVlxKO5CHwB2A Gary's Linktree: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/gary-faulds-tickets/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhUBwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOPMVTVXcxc7SERktorGWHRwpAQ-nGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp1wtaMJBK_hKBxAusEcZ_G_ONzj5I7Yy23s1JdmLhsJajak6hWwsOrnvUiyP_aem_BgKx32Jz80ohL3Ewp6l-kA

  2. Sep 4

    SI FERRY IS A PILLOW PRINCESS! Episode 51 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing.In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is thriving in his autumn era and dragging Darren down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracies and questionable Bin Laden history (spoiler: Pakistan didn’t hide him). Congratulations to the podcast for officially making an FBI watchlist.Also in this episode: The Billy Moore Experience: Darren talks about his encounter and the ensuing press coverage. RIP Dolly: The boys mourn the "passing" of Dolly Parton, with Darren making his physical intentions crystal clear. The Ultimate Dilemma: Who would you rather pump—Si Ferry or Slanny? Scandals & Gigs: A deep dive into the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire coughing scam, plus Gary recounts a wildly surreal gig with Mr. Blobby. Medical Marvels: Gary shares the grim and horrifying tale of the "infected belly button tap." Political Crushes: Gary confesses his undying love for "PM" Andy Burnham.Upcoming Live Shows!Tickets are officially on sale for the December live shows in Glasgow and Dundee. Grab yours before they sell out!https://www.garyfaulds.co.uk/

  3. Jul 31

    Every Fart's a Fear | Episode 50 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever. As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week. We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode. With the 2026 Glasgow Commonwealth Games officially launching this week, the boys get to thinking: what exactly should go into the official "Glasgow Welcome Pack" for visiting athletes? Plus, we talk swally and scran. Darren goes on a legendary rant about his absolute hatred for IPAs, we ask if anyone has actually survived a can of Super Lager, and we finally get to the bottom of Darren’s infamous "Omelette Gate" at the China Sea. Gary also drops his recommendation for the best Indian in the city.For the tourists (and the locals), we review Glasgow's top TripAdvisor attractions, share our own personal top tier things to do, and discuss our favourite things about the city's two footballing cathedrals: Celtic Park and Ibrox. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the comedy scene to talk about drinking before gigs, and reminisce about the traditional Glasgow method for teaching weans how to swim... just chuck 'em straight in the deep end! SUPPORT THE PODCAST: If you enjoyed the episode, please hit that SUBSCRIBE button, drop a LIKE, and leave a COMMENT down below! Subscribe to our Patreon - patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Come see us LIVE In Edinburgh - https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/

  4. Jul 24

    Too Much ADHD For Darren to Handle | Glaswegians Anonymous Ep. 49 ft. The Two Diddies

    Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies. Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss. 🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover: The Origin Story: How the boys actually met and became the duo you know and love. The Weight Loss Debate: Honest opinions and no-nonsense chat about weight loss drugs, modern methods, and what actually works. The New Gym: Exclusive chat about the grand opening of their brand-new gym—what to expect and how they built it. Glasgow Grub: The ultimate guide to their absolute favourite places to eat in the city. The Breaking Point: You need to stick around for the end. Watch poor Darren finally snap as the collective ADHD takes over, resulting in a glorious shouting match where absolutely nobody can get a single word in edgeways. 🔗 Connect With Us Subscribe to the channel so you never miss an episode, and smash that like button if you enjoyed the chaos! Let us know in the comments if you think Darren needs a holiday after this one. Subscribe To Our Patreon: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Follow The Two Diddies: instagram.com/twodiddiespodcast Come See Us Live: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/ Listen on the go:Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere else you get your podcasts! #GlaswegiansAnonymous #TheTwoDiddies #Glasgow #GlasgowPodcast #ADHD #GymOpening #ScottishBanter #DarrenLosesIt

  5. Jul 17

    I would scant your dead body | Episode 48

    Gary and Darren are back in the hot seats for Episode 48, bringing you another essential dose of top-tier Glasgow banter and completely unsolicited opinions. This week, the boys dive into the usual rundown of the week’s madness, get derailed by a few guaranteed tangents, and finally explain the hilarious (and slightly concerning) context behind this week's belter of an episode title, "If scant your dead body." Whether they're navigating local grievances, dissecting absolute nonsense, or just trying to survive the week, Gary and Darren have got it covered. Grab a brew, stick your headphones on, and get involved. Listen and follow:  Make sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode.  Got a story or a question for the boys? Drop us a comment or reach out on our socials!  If you're enjoying the pod, leave us a rating and a review—it massively helps the show

  6. Jul 10

    Food Porn, Cults & The Missing May Tapes | Episode 47

    The lost Patreon tape from May has finally escaped the vault! Because Producer Paul absolutely f****d the schedule and went on holiday, we are dropping this absolute madness into the main feed. If you think the standard episodes are wild, the Patreon specials are on a completely different level of mental. In this episode: * The ultimate audio mix-up: Darren explains how he accidentally watched food porn with gay porn audio blasting over it. * Cult leader Gary: Gary officially expresses his deep love of cults and what it would take to get him to join one. * The Japanese restaurant incident: Gary deliberately triggers Darren’s autism in public. * Peter Powers hypnosis: Gary recalls watching his aunty doing something very special on stage at a hypnosis show. * Mind control: The boys discuss exactly what they would make each other do if they had the power of hypnosis. * Family support: Darren reveals his mentally ill uncle’s brutal take on his stand-up comedy career. * Title Weekend: A little throwback to that massive weekend in May when this was originally recorded. Support the Show Want more of this unfiltered chaos every single week? Get access to exclusive bonus episodes, early access, and secret content by joining the inner circle. 👉 Sign up now: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous

  7. Jul 3

    "Oh no no no ma boy" (feat. Mikey Motion) | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 46

    Lock in for a massive episode as the boys sit down with Glasgow’s own DJ and comedian, Mikey Motion, for a wild, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversation that covers absolutely everything.Things kick off with some utterly chaotic takes as Mikey drops a bold, highly controversial claim about putting Indian curry on pizzas (yes, really). From there, the filters are completely off as the guys dive into life’s vices, the truth about semen retention, a hilarious confession about how Mikey *actually* uses AI, and a nostalgic trip down memory lane discussing "old school wanks."We also dive deep into the **DJ Chronicles**, tracking Mikey's musical journey: * How he first got behind the decks and his early DJ history * His absolute favourite styles of music to play * The standout, favourite gigs of his career so far * What it's like becoming genuine friends with the musical heroes he grew up looking up toThen things got deep...It’s not all madness, though. The conversation takes a poignant turn as Mikey opens up about the reality of turning 40, his personal battles with anxiety, and the mindset shift required to move past it and truly love the life he’s built.**Don't miss the finish:** Make sure you listen right until the very end to hear Mikey’s absolutely mental holiday story, followed by an inspirational closing speech you won't want to miss.Watch, listen, and subscribe!Buy tickets to our next live show in Edinburgh:https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleASzsu9wZG9mAmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp2Cx3HlhCw1ECNlEUjIj8TDY4tlRpRZSidcpxOj4__bc6AA03J-8hHxwB-1e_aem_4ID800BNAMxmFXLiEXGLRg

  8. Jun 26

    Live from the SEC! Big Angie, Hash Buckets & Darren’s 8-Month Drought

    Live from a packed-out SEC Glasgow! The boys are taking the stage for our biggest, wildest live show yet, and we are joined by the absolute legend that is Kevin Brannigan (AKA the one and only Big Angie)! We’re diving deep into the chaos right from the curtain-raiser. Darren kicks things off by finally breaking his legendary 8-month dry spell the literal night before the show (pleasure responsibly, folks), before we jet off to his traumatizing tales from the Amsterdam Blue Light District. Meanwhile, Gary takes us down memory lane to the time he got caught red-handed taking a hash bucket in school. Our brilliant guest Kevin opens up about what it was really like growing up gay in Glasgow's East End, his "alleged" gang days with the Barrowfield fleet, and the time he got absolutely battered with a flip-flop for knocking back his ex. We also chat about his incredible Big Angie community tours bringing laughs back to the schemes. Also in this episode: Scheme Nostalgia: The mental games we used to play on the streets back in the day. Dream vs. Reality: What we actually wanted to be when we grew up versus the absolute worst jobs we ever had (Darren’s hell as a tiler’s apprentice and Gary’s stint as a Queen’s Guard). The Ultimate Question: What would we strictly not do for £1,000,000? Wrestling & Weird Sex: Gary’s ICW madness and Darren’s questionable decision to dress up as Bobby for some bedroom roleplay. Warning: Contains high-voltage Glaswegian patter, explicit confessions, and zero filters.Watch, listen, and subscribe! Let us know in the comments: What wouldn't YOU do for a million quid?

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

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  • Creator
    The Green Room Podcast Studio
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Green Room Podcast Studio
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