Glaswegians Anonymous

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

  1. 14h ago

    Every Fart's a Fear | Episode 50 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever. As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week. We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode. With the 2026 Glasgow Commonwealth Games officially launching this week, the boys get to thinking: what exactly should go into the official "Glasgow Welcome Pack" for visiting athletes? Plus, we talk swally and scran. Darren goes on a legendary rant about his absolute hatred for IPAs, we ask if anyone has actually survived a can of Super Lager, and we finally get to the bottom of Darren’s infamous "Omelette Gate" at the China Sea. Gary also drops his recommendation for the best Indian in the city.For the tourists (and the locals), we review Glasgow's top TripAdvisor attractions, share our own personal top tier things to do, and discuss our favourite things about the city's two footballing cathedrals: Celtic Park and Ibrox. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the comedy scene to talk about drinking before gigs, and reminisce about the traditional Glasgow method for teaching weans how to swim... just chuck 'em straight in the deep end! SUPPORT THE PODCAST: If you enjoyed the episode, please hit that SUBSCRIBE button, drop a LIKE, and leave a COMMENT down below! Subscribe to our Patreon - patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Come see us LIVE In Edinburgh - https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/

  2. Jul 24

    Too Much ADHD For Darren to Handle | Glaswegians Anonymous Ep. 49 ft. The Two Diddies

    Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies. Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss. 🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover: The Origin Story: How the boys actually met and became the duo you know and love. The Weight Loss Debate: Honest opinions and no-nonsense chat about weight loss drugs, modern methods, and what actually works. The New Gym: Exclusive chat about the grand opening of their brand-new gym—what to expect and how they built it. Glasgow Grub: The ultimate guide to their absolute favourite places to eat in the city. The Breaking Point: You need to stick around for the end. Watch poor Darren finally snap as the collective ADHD takes over, resulting in a glorious shouting match where absolutely nobody can get a single word in edgeways. 🔗 Connect With Us Subscribe to the channel so you never miss an episode, and smash that like button if you enjoyed the chaos! Let us know in the comments if you think Darren needs a holiday after this one. Subscribe To Our Patreon: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Follow The Two Diddies: instagram.com/twodiddiespodcast Come See Us Live: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/ Listen on the go:Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere else you get your podcasts! #GlaswegiansAnonymous #TheTwoDiddies #Glasgow #GlasgowPodcast #ADHD #GymOpening #ScottishBanter #DarrenLosesIt

  3. Jul 17

    I would scant your dead body | Episode 48

    Gary and Darren are back in the hot seats for Episode 48, bringing you another essential dose of top-tier Glasgow banter and completely unsolicited opinions. This week, the boys dive into the usual rundown of the week’s madness, get derailed by a few guaranteed tangents, and finally explain the hilarious (and slightly concerning) context behind this week's belter of an episode title, "If scant your dead body." Whether they're navigating local grievances, dissecting absolute nonsense, or just trying to survive the week, Gary and Darren have got it covered. Grab a brew, stick your headphones on, and get involved. Listen and follow:  Make sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode.  Got a story or a question for the boys? Drop us a comment or reach out on our socials!  If you're enjoying the pod, leave us a rating and a review—it massively helps the show

  4. Jul 10

    Food Porn, Cults & The Missing May Tapes | Episode 47

    The lost Patreon tape from May has finally escaped the vault! Because Producer Paul absolutely f****d the schedule and went on holiday, we are dropping this absolute madness into the main feed. If you think the standard episodes are wild, the Patreon specials are on a completely different level of mental. In this episode: * The ultimate audio mix-up: Darren explains how he accidentally watched food porn with gay porn audio blasting over it. * Cult leader Gary: Gary officially expresses his deep love of cults and what it would take to get him to join one. * The Japanese restaurant incident: Gary deliberately triggers Darren’s autism in public. * Peter Powers hypnosis: Gary recalls watching his aunty doing something very special on stage at a hypnosis show. * Mind control: The boys discuss exactly what they would make each other do if they had the power of hypnosis. * Family support: Darren reveals his mentally ill uncle’s brutal take on his stand-up comedy career. * Title Weekend: A little throwback to that massive weekend in May when this was originally recorded. Support the Show Want more of this unfiltered chaos every single week? Get access to exclusive bonus episodes, early access, and secret content by joining the inner circle. 👉 Sign up now: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous

  5. Jul 3

    "Oh no no no ma boy" (feat. Mikey Motion) | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 46

    Lock in for a massive episode as the boys sit down with Glasgow’s own DJ and comedian, Mikey Motion, for a wild, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversation that covers absolutely everything.Things kick off with some utterly chaotic takes as Mikey drops a bold, highly controversial claim about putting Indian curry on pizzas (yes, really). From there, the filters are completely off as the guys dive into life’s vices, the truth about semen retention, a hilarious confession about how Mikey *actually* uses AI, and a nostalgic trip down memory lane discussing "old school wanks."We also dive deep into the **DJ Chronicles**, tracking Mikey's musical journey: * How he first got behind the decks and his early DJ history * His absolute favourite styles of music to play * The standout, favourite gigs of his career so far * What it's like becoming genuine friends with the musical heroes he grew up looking up toThen things got deep...It’s not all madness, though. The conversation takes a poignant turn as Mikey opens up about the reality of turning 40, his personal battles with anxiety, and the mindset shift required to move past it and truly love the life he’s built.**Don't miss the finish:** Make sure you listen right until the very end to hear Mikey’s absolutely mental holiday story, followed by an inspirational closing speech you won't want to miss.Watch, listen, and subscribe!Buy tickets to our next live show in Edinburgh:https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleASzsu9wZG9mAmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp2Cx3HlhCw1ECNlEUjIj8TDY4tlRpRZSidcpxOj4__bc6AA03J-8hHxwB-1e_aem_4ID800BNAMxmFXLiEXGLRg

  6. Jun 26

    Live from the SEC! Big Angie, Hash Buckets & Darren’s 8-Month Drought

    Live from a packed-out SEC Glasgow! The boys are taking the stage for our biggest, wildest live show yet, and we are joined by the absolute legend that is Kevin Brannigan (AKA the one and only Big Angie)! We’re diving deep into the chaos right from the curtain-raiser. Darren kicks things off by finally breaking his legendary 8-month dry spell the literal night before the show (pleasure responsibly, folks), before we jet off to his traumatizing tales from the Amsterdam Blue Light District. Meanwhile, Gary takes us down memory lane to the time he got caught red-handed taking a hash bucket in school. Our brilliant guest Kevin opens up about what it was really like growing up gay in Glasgow's East End, his "alleged" gang days with the Barrowfield fleet, and the time he got absolutely battered with a flip-flop for knocking back his ex. We also chat about his incredible Big Angie community tours bringing laughs back to the schemes. Also in this episode: Scheme Nostalgia: The mental games we used to play on the streets back in the day. Dream vs. Reality: What we actually wanted to be when we grew up versus the absolute worst jobs we ever had (Darren’s hell as a tiler’s apprentice and Gary’s stint as a Queen’s Guard). The Ultimate Question: What would we strictly not do for £1,000,000? Wrestling & Weird Sex: Gary’s ICW madness and Darren’s questionable decision to dress up as Bobby for some bedroom roleplay. Warning: Contains high-voltage Glaswegian patter, explicit confessions, and zero filters.Watch, listen, and subscribe! Let us know in the comments: What wouldn't YOU do for a million quid?

  7. Jun 19

    Mate, I'm putting a spy cam in your room" – Darren and Gary are getting a flat! | Episode 45

    The big news is finally out, people! Darren and Gary are officially moving in together. What could possibly go wrong? Darren’s already planning on installing surveillance, so we’re placing bets now on who completely cracks up first.Before the domestic bliss (or chaos) begins, the boys are tackling the hard-hitting issues: * Glasgow's New Look: Why we need to bin the current city layout and just model Glasgow entirely on Boston. * The Tartan Army Takes America: Visualising the absolute carnage of Scotland vs. Haiti, and the Tartan Army taking over the streets of Boston. * Two-Wheeled Terror: The absolute menace of cutting about Glasgow on electric bikes. * Battering into Grannies: (Exactly what it sounds like, pure chaos).Plus, Darren gives a wee recap of his latest comedy gig and shares a mental health update—thankfully, his sanity is officially on the mend after the trauma of Banger-gate. To settle a debate, Darren rings up his cousin—and British Featherweight Champion—Nathaniel Collins, to get the definitive answer on who would actually win in a street fight.And finally, Gary takes us down memory lane with a brutal confession about his first DVD release. Turns out, he accidentally signed the plastic shrink wrap instead of the actual cover... 500 times.Standard mental behaviour from start to finish. Tune in!Listen now on all major platforms. Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and let us know in the comments who is moving out first! 🎟️ LIVE SHOW TICKETS Don't let Darren relapse. Grab your tickets for the second Glasgow live show on June 20th before they are completely gone!👉 https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2 💛 SUPPORT THE PODCAST ON PATREON For exclusive bonus content, early access, and to keep the lights on, support us on Patreon:👉 patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review.

  8. Jun 12

    I'M GONNA RELAPSE..BUY A TICKET TO OUR LIVE SHOW | EPISODE 43 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    🚨 THE BIG ONE IS ALMOST HERE! 🚨The boys are back and desperation has officially set in. We need absolutely every single one of you to buy tickets to the SECOND live show in Glasgow on June 20th. Seriously. Buy a ticket, or Darren might actually push the big red button. In this episode, the lads attempt the impossible: trying to formulate a "family-friendly" podcast. Naturally, that immediately devolves into: Urinal Etiquette: Gary gets caught taking a cheeky glance at Darren’s local scenery. Burger Desperation: Darren explains exactly what he'd do for a premium burger (warning: it involves turbo Gluck Gluck). Milestones: Darren managed to save his lives for the first time in 7 months. Gig Talk: Gary breaks down his recent gig in Kilbarchan and the boys debate the soul of small, intimate venues versus corporate, commercial spaces. Matchday Madness: Darren’s chaotic drinking habits at the football, and the absolute mutants in the stands who think it's acceptable to scream at elite, peak-fitness athletes for being "fat." The Target Weight: The guys reveal their ultimate goal weights (and how realistic they actually are). Fake News: Darren is entirely convinced that T-Bone steaks are still legally banned in Scotland because of Mad Cow Disease. Spoiler alert: they aren't, Darren. The Final Frontier: A deeply unsettling pitch for Gary and Darren to visit a nudist beach, leading directly into Darren’s inevitable career pivot into the adult film industry. It's chaotic, it's completely unhinged, and it is definitely not family-friendly. 🎟️ LIVE SHOW TICKETSDon't let Darren relapse. Grab your tickets for the second Glasgow live show on June 20th before they are completely gone!👉https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2 💛 SUPPORT THE PODCAST ON PATREON For exclusive bonus content, early access, and to keep the lights on, support us on Patreon:👉 patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review if you want to see Darren's debut adult film.

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

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  • Creator
    The Green Room Podcast Studio
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Green Room Podcast Studio
  • Show Website
    Glaswegians Anonymous

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