The King’s Court with King Roberto

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Welcome to The King’s Court with King Roberto. A throne-side mix of grit, faith, and ridiculousness. From campfires to construction, business hustle to wild adventures, the King brings real talk, funny stories, and hard-earned wisdom. Some days it’s wins and losses, other days it’s faith and family, and sometimes it’s just pure ridiculous fun. 👑 Expect:𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵 & 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 — grounding the chaos.𝗛𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 & 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁— wins, losses, and lessons.𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 & 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘀 — where life slows down and truth shows up.𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 — because not everything should be serious.The King’s Court isn’t just a podcast — it’s a gathering. Grab a chair at the table, pour a drink, and join the conversation.

Episodes

  1. NOV 12

    🎙 EP 11 – Long Live the King

    Send a message to the King! 👑 When this all started, I crowned myself King as a joke — a guy with a mic, a trailer, and way too much confidence. But after a season full of laughs, lessons, and late nights in The Lair, this crown means something different now. In this season finale, I’m looking back at the wild ride that was Season 1 of The King’s Court — from BBQs and elk hunts to faith, recovery, and family. It’s a toast to the people who built the Court beside me: my kids, my dad, my wife, my friends, and everyone who tuned in along the way. This episode isn’t just a recap — it’s a thank-you. Because the real strength of the Court isn’t the crown… it’s the community. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: In the King’s Court, the crown isn’t the reward — it’s the reminder to keep showing up. 👉 Subscribe now and stick around — because the Court’s just getting started. 📬 Contact the Court: therealkingroberto@gmail.com

    29 min

  2. NOV 5

    🎙 EP 10 – The King’s Circle

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Every King needs a circle — the people who keep him grounded, challenge him, and help him grow. In this episode, I’m talking about the two people who’ve shaped me the most: my dad and my wife. From learning the value of hard work and loyalty to understanding what real partnership looks like, this one’s about the people behind the crown — the ones who make the King better. We’ll talk about lessons from family, marriage, and the moments that remind you leadership isn’t about power — it’s about presence. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: In the King’s Court, your crown shines brighter when those around you wear theirs proudly. Because true strength isn’t in standing alone — it’s in standing alongside the people who lift you higher. 👉 Subscribe now and join the Court for stories, laughter, and lessons from the King’s Lair. 📬 Contact the Court: therealkingroberto@gmail.com

    31 min

  3. OCT 22

    🎙 EP 09 – Wild Chapters

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Every King’s story has a few chapters that don’t exactly make the history books. In this episode, I’m cracking open some college-era chaos with my old friend Jason — the nights that started with “just one drink,” the questionable decisions that turned into legendary stories, and the lessons that somehow snuck in between the laughs. From birthday parties to chili cook-offs, from cigars to whiskey before dinner (which the King has officially retired), this one’s about friendship, fun, and the kind of memories that still make you laugh years later. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, laughter’s the law — whiskey’s optional, but moderation is royal.” Because sometimes ruling the Court means knowing when to raise your glass… and when to hand over the keys. 👉 Subscribe now and join the Court for stories that prove a good laugh beats a perfect plan any day.  📬 Contact the King: therealkingroberto@gmail.com

    31 min

  4. OCT 15

    🎙 EP 08 – Faith in the Court

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Sometimes, belief isn’t about what you can see... it’s about what you feel. In this episode, I open up about how losing my mom brought me back to the church, how faith and family kept me grounded, and why I think seeing isn't believing, but believing is seeing... just like in those Santa Claus movies we all grew up on. This one’s not about religion — it’s about connection, purpose, and the quiet moments that remind us we’re not alone. Whether it’s faith, hope, or just trusting the process, it’s the reminder that sometimes you have to close your eyes to see clearly. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, faith isn’t about perfection — it’s about direction.”  👉 Subscribe now and join me in the Lair for stories that keep the Court grounded — because even Kings need something bigger to believe in.

    31 min

  5. OCT 8

    🎙 EP 07 - Building the Empire

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Every King needs a castle — but empires aren’t built overnight. In this episode, I’m talking about what it really takes to build something that lasts... in business, in family, and in life. From concrete pours before sunrise to lessons learned the hard way on the jobsite, this one’s about leadership, loyalty, and learning to laugh when the plans fall apart. You’ll hear stories from the field, reflections from the Lair, and the people who help keep the whole thing standing. Because behind every empire, there’s a crew — and in the King’s Court, no one builds alone. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, you don’t build alone — the empire rises on the strength of your crew.” So grab your hard hat (or your headphones), and let’s get to work. 👉 Subscribe now and join the crew — the empire’s still under construction.

    31 min

  6. SEP 30

    🎙 EP 06 – The Court of Competition

    Send a message to the King! 👑 The Court isn’t always peaceful. Sometimes it’s an arena. In this episode, we dive into rivalries, trash talk, and the chaos of competition. From fantasy football disasters to family rivalries and showing livestock, competition always delivers the best stories. Along the way, we’ll talk about what competition really teaches: humility, resilience, and how trash talk is just another form of love in the Court. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, you don’t have to win to belong, but you do have to play.” Because the best part of competing isn’t the trophy, it’s the laughter, the bonding, and the bragging rights (even when you lose). 👉 Subscribe now and join the game in the Court.

    26 min

  7. SEP 24

    🎙 EP 05 – At the King’s Table

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Not every story in the King’s Court happens in the woods or on the field. Some of the best ones start right here, around the BBQ, the campfire, or the kitchen table. In this episode, I’m sharing my favorite BBQ wins (and fails), campfire nights where the stories grew antlers, and the lessons passed around the kitchen table. Food, fire, and fellowship are the glue that hold the Court together. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, the table is sacred. If you’ve got a seat, you’ve got a voice.” Because at the King’s table, everyone has something to bring, whether it’s food, laughter, or just a good story. 👉 Subscribe now and claim your seat in the Court.

    28 min

  8. SEP 17

    🎙 EP 04 - The King's Hunts

    Send a message to the King! 👑 The King may be recovering, but the hunt is always on. In this episode, I’m sharing two unforgettable elk hunts — one that came together, and one that got away... Ish. From early mornings in the woods to the split-second decisions that define a hunt, these stories aren’t just about filling tags. They’re about patience, timing, and tradition — the lessons that carry from the field straight into everyday life. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, timing is everything — take the shot when it’s right. You might not get it again.” Because whether it’s in the hunt or in life, opportunities rarely knock twice. 👉 Subscribe now and join the Court for weekly stories, laughter, and decrees from the King’s Lair.

    31 min

  9. SEP 10

    🎙 Ep 03 - The Royal Recovery

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Last week, the Court was talking sports and smack… this week, the King’s on the injury report. That’s right... sidelined, braced, and learning what it means to fight his way back to the throne. In this episode, I’m sharing the story of my injury, the chaos of surgery day, and the awkward adjustments that come with recovery. From anesthesia brain to learning patience with a brace that looks like medieval armor, this chapter of the Court is about setbacks, comebacks, and finding humor in the middle of it all. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, a setback is just a plot twist — the ending’s still yours to write.” Because recovery isn’t just about muscle and bone — it’s about mindset, adaptability, and the ability to laugh even when life benches you. 👉 Subscribe now and join the Court for weekly stories, laughter, and decrees from the King’s Lair.

    38 min

  10. SEP 3

    🎙 EP 02 - The King’s Teams and Other Bad Decisions

    Send a message to the King! 👑 Every King needs banners to fly under — and mine just happen to be a handful of sports teams that have brought me as much heartbreak as joy. In this episode, I’m sharing my personal history as a sports fan: the NFL teams I’ve cheered for, the MLB memories that stick, and the ridiculous stories that prove fandom is equal parts loyalty and insanity. Along the way, we’ll talk trash, revisit a few bad decisions, and celebrate why sports matter so much in the Court. ⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree: “In the King’s Court, trash talk is mandatory — accuracy is optional.”So grab a drink, claim your seat, and prepare to defend your team — because in this Court, your fandom says everything about you. 👉 Subscribe now and join the Court for weekly stories, laughter, and decrees from the King’s Lair.

    35 min

  11. AUG 27

    🎙 EP 01 - King Roberto enters the Court

    Send a message to the King!  👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked.  In this first full episode, King Roberto lays out his Rise to the Throne. From wrangling kids at summer camp, to royal subjects, to crowning himself one morning over coffee — you’ll hear the ridiculous credentials that earned him the crown.  Along the way, you’ll step inside The King’s Lair, get a taste of what this podcast is all about, and hear the very first Royal Decree:  “In the King’s Court, there’s always room for one more chair, if you bring good company.”  ⚔️ Expect stories, laughter, and a seat at the table every week.  👉 Subscribe now and join the Court — because the King has officially entered.

    18 min

  12. AUG 25

    🎙 Ep 00 - Welcome to the King's Court

    Send a message to the King!  👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — the podcast where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked.  In this short preview episode (Ep 00), King Roberto explains his rise to the throne (spoiler: it involves a dog, some minions, and a morning coffee coronation). You’ll also hear the very first Royal Decree of the Court — and why you definitely want a seat at the table.  🎙 What to expect each week:  Ridiculous stories from the King’s Lair Sports smack talk (NFL, MLB, and more) Outdoor adventures (hunting, fishing, camping) Life lessons hidden in the nonsense Guests from inside the “Court” — family, friends, and characters worth meeting 👉 Subscribe now so you don’t miss Episode 1: “The King Has Entered the Court” — where Roberto lays out his full royal proclamation and the rules of the realm.  ⚔️ Long live the Court!

    4 min
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About

Welcome to The King’s Court with King Roberto. A throne-side mix of grit, faith, and ridiculousness. From campfires to construction, business hustle to wild adventures, the King brings real talk, funny stories, and hard-earned wisdom. Some days it’s wins and losses, other days it’s faith and family, and sometimes it’s just pure ridiculous fun. 👑 Expect:𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵 & 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 — grounding the chaos.𝗛𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 & 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁— wins, losses, and lessons.𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 & 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘀 — where life slows down and truth shows up.𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 — because not everything should be serious.The King’s Court isn’t just a podcast — it’s a gathering. Grab a chair at the table, pour a drink, and join the conversation.

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