Three Gooners walk into a bar

Three Gooners walk into a bar
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Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar is a weekly Arsenal podcast recorded straight from the pub. Three friends, three pints, and unfiltered opinions on Arsenal, the matches, the players, and everything in between. No experts. Just gooners at the table. Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

  1. … and this might be the end of the quiz (lol)

    6D AGO

    … and this might be the end of the quiz (lol)

    This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured than usual. We go through the other results around the league, talk Viggo vs. Šeško, and try to make sense of the strange Haaland–Szoboszlai situation. John brings what might be his most controversial quiz yet. Or maybe controversial isn’t the right word… you decide. That's it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. That’s it. 👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar This episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Universal Pictures • Paramount Movies • IGN • Amblin Entertainment All audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

    50 min
  2. ... and this weeks kick in the dick goes to...

    FEB 4

    ... and this weeks kick in the dick goes to...

    This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to Sunderland at the weekend. We also settle the debate once and for all: Tonali or Zubimendi? (It’s 100% Zubi.) The transfer window is officially shut, and John makes his debut with a brand new segment: John’s Weekly Kick in the Dick. There’s also a quiz on world-class goals, plus an update on the Scottie Tabulations. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. 👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar This episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Sky Sports All audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

    50 min
  3. … and if you love shirt numbers, this one is for you!

    JAN 28

    … and if you love shirt numbers, this one is for you!

    This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning point in the season or the start of a proper derailment? Either way, f**k it, we’re still four points clear.The quiz is all about shirt numbers (something both Jams and John absolutely love), and of course we check in on the latest Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.

    56 min
  4. ... and Nwaneri is going to Marseille

    JAN 20

    ... and Nwaneri is going to Marseille

    This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie Tabulations are back, and things go slightly off the rails as usual. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. 👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

    49 min
  5. … and we’ve missed Kai Havertz

    JAN 14

    … and we’ve missed Kai Havertz

    We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our thanks and talk about why he’s leaving his role as Head of Youth at Arsenal. Jams brings the quiz, and we try not to get too competitive — which is impossible when it’s Dan versus John. Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. That’s it. This episode contains short audio excerpts from: Anne Hathaway (Instagram) • Capital XTRA • BBC • VG TV All audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

    51 min
  6. ... and well done Joe Montana College!

    JAN 9

    ... and well done Joe Montana College!

    👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and disappointments, run through a quiz, and check in on the latest tabulations. Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. That’s it.

    52 min
  7. ... and who is the hell is Hill Dickinson?

    12/31/2025

    ... and who is the hell is Hill Dickinson?

    👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton still has the worst stadium name in football and should obviously be called the UNESCO Stadium. John brings the quiz, Jams’ prediction streak keeps rolling, and everything is perfectly under control. Happy New Year MF's. That’s it.

    53 min
  8. … and please, cut that out. thx!

    12/24/2025

    … and please, cut that out. thx!

    👉A one-minute Christmas special. Just us saying “cut that out”. Thats it. Merry Christmas MF's.

    1 min
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Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar is a weekly Arsenal podcast recorded straight from the pub. Three friends, three pints, and unfiltered opinions on Arsenal, the matches, the players, and everything in between. No experts. Just gooners at the table. Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

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  • Creator
    Three Gooners walk into a bar
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    26
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    Explicit
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