The Octemberfest Podcast

Octemberfest Cast

It started with the Octemberfest, a 31 day binge of horror movies good or bad... but mostly bad. Now it has grown, or mutated, or infected other genres. Choose your own verb here... I'm binging all the things! Every month we'll tackle a slate of movies with a common element, be it theme or actor or protagonist's name, and try to break down the whole set into less than an hour of mockery and trivia. Except for Octember, we're still doing that crazy 100+ madness in Octember. Let the Fest of Fests begin! octemberfest.substack.com

  1. Oct 31

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 5 - The Traumatic 2000s

    Mission Accomplished! Like Gee Dub at the start of the millennium, I haven’t really achieved anything, but I did what I set out to do this month. 101 years, 101 films, poured through my eyes and ears directly into my brainstem, pushing out useful information and filling my memory banks with additional useless facts and esoteric film trivia! Who needs to remember how to spell their name anymore? AI will assign us new names! Better names! Just ask Elon Musk’s children… This week we close out the season with twenty seven movies from the third millennia: Rage monsters on Mars, zombies on trains, vampires… in…. SPAAAAAACE! We get a month of dark, two days on an angry ancient greenhouse, sixth months of house arrest in New Zealand! By the end we’re haunted and Endless and Glorious… I hope this doesn’t lead to Obesession… I promise, this will make some sense if you listen to the episode… or maybe it won’t! I need a martini. Featured Films: * 2000 - Dracula 2000 * 2001 - Ghosts of Mars * 2002 - Eight Legged Freaks * 2003 - House of the Dead * 2004 - Dracula 3000 * 2005 - An American Haunting * 2006 - Severance * 2007 - 30 Days of Night * 2008 - The Ruins * 2009 - Zombieland * 2010 - Black Death * 2011 - The Tunnel * 2012 - John Dies at the End * 2013 - Odd Thomas * 2014 - Housebound * 2015 - The Lazarus Effect * 2016 - Train to Busan * 2017 - The Endless * 2018 - Hell Fest * 2019 - Velvet Buzzsaw * 2020 - Host * 2021 - The Night House * 2022 - Glorious * 2023 - No One Will Save You * 2024 - Shelby Oaks * 2025 - Abraham’s Boys * 2026 - Obsession This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit octemberfest.substack.com

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 5 - The Traumatic 2000s
  2. Oct 24

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 4 - The Enigmatic ‘80s and Nefarious ‘90s!

    This year’s genre journey has reached my personal favorite era, the heyday of direct-to-video madness. Pretty much anyone could and did make a movie during these decades, and while I didn’t watch anything shot on video this year (Things, anyone?) I did watch a whole lot of low-budget slop pushed out in plastic boxes with deceptive artwork and misleading titles primed to draw the eye of a passing future film nerd. The 80s and nineties deliver the whole stack: good, bad, and boring, but mostly what the VHS decades provide us is weird. This week I bring you kids broken by catching their parents getting freaky, the MTV generation’s answer to Willy Wonka, nightmares and lurking fears and just plain fears. Shadows and curses and evil genies and multiple books of the dead. It’s not just horror, it’s X-TREME! So grab your skateboard or BMX and do an ollie while slamming a Mountain Dew in day-glo shorts, ‘cuz we’re getting all the Gen X here. Featured Films: * 1980 - Nightmares * 1981 - The Beyond * 1982 - Mortuary * 1983 - Of Unknown Origin * 1984 - The Initiation * 1985 - Day of the Dead * 1986 - Neon Maniacs * 1987 - The Curse * 1988 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space * 1989 - Leviathan * 1990 - Arachnophobia * 1991 - Cast a Deadly Spell * 1992 - Spellcaster * 1993 - Night Terrors * 1994 - Lurking Fear * 1995 - The Fear * 1996 - Necronomicon * 1997 - Wishmaster * 1998 - Shadow Builder * 1999 - Lake Placid This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit octemberfest.substack.com

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 4 - The Enigmatic ‘80s and Nefarious ‘90s!
  3. Oct 10

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 2 - The Forlorn ‘40s and Fiendish ‘50s!

    Our historic crawl through a century of cinema continues! Listen along as I watch an endless stream of movies starring the same people in the same roles with different names! Movies so original you’ll forget which is which… almost all of these involve an evil genius. I guess we’re not the only era that is afraid of science. This week we see mad scientists making evil kites, trying to turn solicitors into supermen, and operating the least efficient eugenics program ever. We get things from other worlds, IT coming from outerspace and beyond the stars. Crab monsters, giant lizards, and invisible aliens. Also, I watched The Bat for the third time! Featured Films: * 1940 – The Devil Bat * 1941 – The Invisible Ghost * 1942 – The Boogie Man Will Get You * 1943 – Dead Men Walk * 1944 – Voodoo Man * 1945 – Dead of Night * 1946 – The Spiral Staircase * 1947 – Scared to Death * 1948 – Unknown Island * 1949 – Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad * 1950 – Orpheus * 1951 – The Thing from Another World * 1952 – Ghost Ship * 1953 – It Came From Outer Space * 1954 – Godzilla (Gojira) * 1955 – It Came From Beneath the Sea * 1956 – Forbidden Planet * 1957 – Attack of the Crab Monsters * 1958 – It! The Terror from Beyond Space * 1959 – The Bat This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit octemberfest.substack.com

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 2 - The Forlorn ‘40s and Fiendish ‘50s!
  4. Oct 3

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 1 - The Goring ‘20s and Hurty ‘30s!

    Octemberfest returns! This year we’re getting historic, crawling our way from 1926 to 2026 one movie at a time. Each week I’ll be watching about two decades worth of films, then regurgitating my thoughts into a microphone for posterity! Who knows, maybe in 100 years someone will listen to this as part of a series retrospective on the rise and fall of podcasting… I’m at least as well produced as some of the garbage I watch… This week we’ve got bats, we’ve got cats, we’ve got ravens and wax. The early days were full of gaslighting and mysteries you’ll guess the ending of in about eight minutes, but what you DON’T get is sound for four years or color for pretty much the whole stretch, or one original film! Exciting stuff, right? Strap in for a month of horror, twenty years at a time… well, fourteen this week, but whose counting. Featured Films: * 1926 -The Bat * 1927 - The Cat and the Canary * 1928 - La Chute De La Maison Usher (Fall of the House of Usher) * 1929 - Seven Footprints to Satan * 1930 - The Bat Whispers * 1931 - Dracula * 1932 - The Old Dark House * 1933 - Mystery of the Wax Museum * 1934 - The Black Cat * 1935 - The Raven * 1936 - Revolt of the Zombies * 1937 - Love from a Stranger * 1938 - The Lady Vanishes * 1939 - Hound of the Baskervilles This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit octemberfest.substack.com

    Octemberfest 101 - Week 1 - The Goring ‘20s and Hurty ‘30s!

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It started with the Octemberfest, a 31 day binge of horror movies good or bad... but mostly bad. Now it has grown, or mutated, or infected other genres. Choose your own verb here... I'm binging all the things! Every month we'll tackle a slate of movies with a common element, be it theme or actor or protagonist's name, and try to break down the whole set into less than an hour of mockery and trivia. Except for Octember, we're still doing that crazy 100+ madness in Octember. Let the Fest of Fests begin! octemberfest.substack.com