The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story

Garrett McMahon

An unofficial retelling of the Mother series by Shigesato Itoi. Time-traveling aliens, deadly robots, scary monsters! It’s going to take the strongest warriors to stop them from taking over the world… and we got four kids. It's a guaranteed masterpiece... It's the Podcast Against Giygas!

  1. 2d ago

    Fallin' in Love

    Just when it all seemed hopeless, the fellowship irreparably broken, Teddy gone off to who knows where in his shame, Ninten abandoning Ana and Lloyd in his rage, and he treading through the woods alone in his severe asthma to boot… things are slowly starting to look up for the Chosen Four. With a little help from a certain popular musician unattached to samsara, Teddy snatched Ninten from the sudden jaws of death, and now they're taking it easy, skipping rocks in a gentle pond in the woods.  Now, what once was broken must be mended anew. Teddy needs to come clean to Ninten about a few eh... inaccuracies, in the previous telling of his deeds. Lloyd needs to knock some sense into these mopey dopes and get them back to George Moley's old log cabin pronto. And somehow, by some miracle, Ninten and Ana both need to find some way to say, "I'm sorry I betrayed your trust," and "I'm sorry I broke your heart." Will Ninten be able to withstand Teddy's iron grip and keep his promise to him? Will Lloyd steer clear of any leeches or parasitic protozoans in that pond? And will Ninten, a notorious wallflower, find it in him to kick off his shoes and dance through the whole eponymous debut LP by the Runaway Five, from the first track "All That I Needed Was You" on side one all the way to the last song on side two... "Fallin' in Love?" Find out on this week's episode of... The Podcast Against Giygas! No crying until the ending.  “I’ll talk about my adventure, and you can tell me about all your mistakes!”

    Fallin' in Love
  2. Nov 2

    This is Shark Territory

    Magicant is safe from that nasty dragon, the castle is rebuilt anew, and now, with their bellies full of only modestly-too-much ice cream this time, the Chosen Four continue on their journey. And where does their journey take them next, none other than the quiet suburban town of Onett, Eagleland! See the gently-sloping valleys, the Neo-classical marble public buildings, the bustling downtown thoroughfare, the luxurious waterfront timeshare properties rife for the taking, the... Sharks hanging out at the arcade?! Uh oh... That's right folks, the nastiest gang in Onett town. from all the way back in season one, have been here even since 197X! And when they spot poor Teddy, the rival gang leader of the Black Bloods of Merrysville, casually walking around their home turf, the Sharks immediately smell blood and declare war! The Chosen Four will have their hands full fighting against this menace, but fight they must, if they have any hope of finally approaching the last stop on their long quest, just a few miles away and looming over Onett in the horizon... the Holey Moley Mountain!  Will Teddy emerge victorious from the knock-down drag-out gang fight with the "Great White" leader of the Sharks, by a... erm, well, by a head? Will Ninten like the penguin after all? And for Pete's sake, will ANY ONE be able to tell me just WHAT in the heck these guys are TALKING ABOUT?! Find out on this week's episode of... The Podcast Against Giygas! No crying until the ending.  “I’ll talk about my adventure, and you can tell me about all your mistakes!”

    This is Shark Territory
  3. Oct 26

    Ninten’s Dragon

    The Chosen Four escaped from Ellay Town and made it safely back to Magicant, lucky to be alive and not telepathically enslaved by the evil Giygas! Out of the frying pan they may be, little do they know they’re jumping headlong into fire… dragon fire, that is! Remember “Ninten’s dragon” from way back in episode 6? Looks like it somehow, mysteriously got free of its rather wide and quite-easy-to-remove leash, and now it’s wreaking havoc all over Queen Mary’s magical candy queendom! As Ninten battles the creature alone, a reflection of everything “selfish, craven, and cruel” in his own heart, Ana no less wrestles with her feelings for the monster that is Ninten and his rotten attitude, but with a bit of help from the gracious Queen, now a little more lucid thanks to the melodies they found before (well, just a little bit anyway), maybe they can both emerge victorious! Will Ana be able to pick one stuffed animal (just one, please!) from Queen Mary’s magnificent menagerie? Will they finally be spared the tortures of five big sundae desserts in a row (of course they will, thanks to the Queen’s new failsafe mnemonic device, guaranteed to work… probably)? Will this episode make season two pass the Bechdel test with flying colors (uh… yeah, I guess not this time, sorry folks…)? Find out on this week’s episode of… The Podcast Against Giygas! No crying until the ending. “I’ll talk about my adventure, and you can tell me about all your mistakes!”

    Ninten’s Dragon
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An unofficial retelling of the Mother series by Shigesato Itoi. Time-traveling aliens, deadly robots, scary monsters! It’s going to take the strongest warriors to stop them from taking over the world… and we got four kids. It's a guaranteed masterpiece... It's the Podcast Against Giygas!