Harry's Hot Takes

Harrison Goldberg
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If you laughed, rolled your eyes, or got annoyed—perfect. That’s the point. Subscribe to Harry’s Hot Takes and tell me what grinds YOUR gears.

Episodes

  1. This Robot Catcalls People in NYC

    09/15/2025

    This Robot Catcalls People in NYC

    Apple’s back with the iPhone 17 — thinner, weaker, and $100 more expensive (innovation, baby). Meanwhile, a cowboy-hat-wearing robot named Rizzbot is out here complimenting strangers like he’s your drunk wingman. Ultimaker’s new “secure” 3D printers just went full Amish (no Wi-Fi, no fun), and Ted Cruz decided AI should go full Wild West with a two-year no-rules sandbox. This episode has it all: billion-dollar press releases that create fewer jobs than a Taco Bell, robots in Nikes spitting nonsense, printers stuck in 1995, and DC pretending they understand code. Welcome to the future — it’s insane, hilarious, and you’re the beta tester. Support the show

    6 min
  2. Your Uber Driver is Now a Toaster

    09/14/2025

    Your Uber Driver is Now a Toaster

    Forget jetpacks—Silicon Valley gave us robotaxis. In this episode, Harry dives into Waymo’s generative AI gamble, Zoox’s Vegas rectangle-mobiles, Tesla’s endless “next year” promises, and why the streets are turning into a tech turf war. From safety recalls to data battles, from toaster-on-wheels jokes to the bigger question of who’s really in control, this is the hot take you didn’t know you needed on the future of driving. Harry breaks down the chaos, the stats, and the absurdity of trusting a car that thinks more than it sees. Buckle up—your Uber driver may as well be a toaster. Support the show

    6 min
  3. Two Guys Walk Into the Middle East... Or NYC - Ft. Yali

    09/02/2025

    Two Guys Walk Into the Middle East... Or NYC - Ft. Yali

    Israel and Palestine are back in the spotlight (like they ever left), Trump is playing pragmatist-in-chief while Biden snoozes through history, New York politics are somehow even messier than the subway, and everyone’s suddenly an expert on DEI, immigration, and who should succeed Trump in 2028. Oh, and Yali showed up to drop Bible timelines and realpolitik like it’s a TED Talk nobody asked for. In this second episode of Harry’s Hot Takes, Harry Goldberg (ft. Yali) dives into the chaos of the Middle East, the madness of NYC, and the circus of American politics — with sarcasm, hot takes, and zero filters. Support the show

    36 min
  4. Uranus Has Better PR Than World Leaders - Trailer Episode!

    SEASON 1, EPISODE 1 TRAILER

    Uranus Has Better PR Than World Leaders - Trailer Episode!

    Markets are spiraling like a sleep-deprived teenager, the moon’s going goth and turning blood-red, India just Alt-F4'd its entire gaming industry, a Chennai clinic made the funniest billboard of the year (our mission is Uranus), world leaders are awkwardly power-posing at a summit, and AI is once again trying to steal your job (or at least your TikTok feed). In this first trailer episode of Harry’s Hot Takes, Harry Goldberg rants about the ridiculousness of life, the news, and everything in between — with sarcasm, hot takes, and zero filters. Support the show

    6 min

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If you laughed, rolled your eyes, or got annoyed—perfect. That’s the point. Subscribe to Harry’s Hot Takes and tell me what grinds YOUR gears.

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  • Creator
    Harrison Goldberg
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit
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