WTF Bible Stories Podcast

GeeSpot & Jada B Nutty
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Hi,  GeeSpot and Jada B Nutty welcome you to WTF Bible Stories. After 30+ years in the Christian faith, we've realized that the bible is full of trash ass stories. From Creation to the Revelations, we will read through the stories that were used to keep us in worship until we both woke and said wtf! Join us for the shenanigans and tomfoolery. 

  1. 3D AGO

    End of Tha Kang Part 1

    Send us a text In this episode we dive into the beginning of the end for Jesus. Jesus has to cash in on all the shit talking he did for three years. Now that his ass has to pay up, we explore how he begs daddy, not answer questions, and gets bitch slapped. Get your parade wave ready as we say goodbye to Tha Kang.

    48 min

  2. 12/22/2025

    Holy Bastard

    Send us a text In this episode it’s time to celebrate a very special bastard, Jesus. Yes it’s Christmas time and we have a wild story for you. Almost everyone has heard of Jesus' birth, but no one has heard it quite like this. Get ready for virgins, magical seeds, and a Holy Bastard. Also stick around for a new Christmas song.

    55 min

  3. 12/08/2025

    Cuffin Season (The Jesus Technique)

    Send us a text In this episode Jesus wants to get all warm and cuddly with his twelve mens. We discuss how he serviced them and gave instructions on how he wanted them to service him. Get your blankets and a partner because it’s cuffin season and Jesus has a special technique.

    51 min

  4. 12/01/2025

    Jesus Crazy Ass

    Send us a text In this episode we talk about December's Man of the Year, Jesus, and his shenanigans. Jesus goes from stealing to not answering direct questions. Grab your cloaks, hop onto your nearest donkey-horse, and take this wild ride with Jesus Crazy Ass.

    48 min

  5. 11/24/2025

    God’s Hosting Thanksgiving (Expect Bullshit)

    Send us a text In this episode God invites you to his special Thanksgiving meal. Don’t be surprised if the food choices are not digestible. Just come as you are, and eat before you come. Please lower all expectations this Thanksgiving Holiday because God is hosting and you can be sure b******t will be on the menu.

    37 min

  6. 11/17/2025

    Thanksgiving Appetizer (Baby Stew)

    Send us a text In this episode we discuss several scriptures that involve the eating of your offspring. Is pork too salty or is beef not good for your digestion? Is chicken just not satisfying enough, well God has the perfect meat, your baby. Join us as we prep for Thanksgiving with appetizing baby stew. This meal also comes with music so stick around.

    44 min

  7. 11/10/2025

    Church Pimpin' 101 w/ St. Paul

    Send us a text In this episode we go to school and discuss how pick-me-boy Paul swindled churches out of their hard-earned coin. We outline six steps that will start you off as a successful pimp. Class is in session with Church Pimpin' 101 w St Paul.

    39 min

  8. 11/03/2025

    Hagar's Cry

    Send us a text In this episode we talk about the gross mistreatment of Hagar in Abram’s and Sarai’s home. Hagar ,an Egyptian slave, was SA’d by her master. Given to him by her mistress. This tale is not one of God’s man being proven righteous, but of God’s man being a predator and an abuser. Trigger warning for this episode. Say her name as we read Hagar’s Cry.

    50 min
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Hi,  GeeSpot and Jada B Nutty welcome you to WTF Bible Stories. After 30+ years in the Christian faith, we've realized that the bible is full of trash ass stories. From Creation to the Revelations, we will read through the stories that were used to keep us in worship until we both woke and said wtf! Join us for the shenanigans and tomfoolery. 

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    GeeSpot & Jada B Nutty
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  • Episodes
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