Moose On The Loose

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"Moose On The Loose is a comedy podcast where we run wild with ridiculous debates, weird games, and offbeat ideas — from proving villains are heroes to whatever random nonsense we find funny."

  1. Psychic Horses and Sex Robots

    3H AGO

    Psychic Horses and Sex Robots

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara officially abandon movies and fully embrace whatever chaotic rabbit holes the internet throws at them. First up, Tara takes us through the legendary Emu War, the very real moment in Australian history when the military armed themselves with machine guns and still got absolutely humiliated by a flock of giant birds. Turns out emus are basically feathered tanks with surprisingly effective battle tactics. Jasmin then introduces Lady Wonder, the psychic horse who answered questions, impressed scientists, and somehow helped police locate a missing boy. The only problem? Later magicians suggested the horse may have just been taking subtle cues from her owner. Which raises the obvious question: how did they know where the body was? In Things We Don’t Understand, the pair discuss the strange rise of AI boyfriends and girlfriends. Is this the future of romance, a helpful support for lonely people, or the beginning of a generation that expects their partners to respond like highly customised sex robots? The 'Am I the Moosehole?' segment features a woman who exposed a married man’s double life to his unsuspecting wife, prompting an emphatic unanimous verdict of “absolutely not.” Along the way, Tara is confronted with a prank she played on Jasmin nearly two decades ago, proving that no teenage betrayal is ever truly forgotten. The episode wraps up with discussions about psychic octopuses, jizz jewellery, kiss phones, cruise ship intrusive thoughts, and the horrifying possibility of vomiting directly into the eye of a minke whale. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered whether a horse can solve crimes, whether emus can defeat the military, or whether your future soulmate is just an app away, this is the episode for you.

    40 min
  2. You Said One Sentence… It’s a No

    MAY 5

    You Said One Sentence… It’s a No

    Send us Fan Mail This week we ditched movies and immediately started judging people instead. We unpack ghosting (and admit we’ve both done it), including the very real experience of knowing within one sentence that someone is not for you — and then having absolutely no polite way to say that. From terrible Tinder behaviour and instant “no” moments (yes, fishing photos are included), we somehow spiral into one of the most unhinged moments in history — where North Berwick witch trials prove that a king nearly dying in a storm can, in fact, turn into a full-blown witch hunt. And if that wasn’t enough, we ask the important modern question:  Are we the problem… after someone paid $18,000 for an invisible sculpture? This episode includes:  questionable dating standards  red flags we absolutely judge  a king with too much confidence  and the realisation that people will, in fact, buy nothing We didn’t solve anything… but we did decide a lot of things should not be allowed.

    37 min

  3. APR 22

    Touch the Butt & Other Bad Decisions

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos. We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether Dory is actually helpful… or just a walking disaster.  From there, things spiral (as always). We introduce a brand-new game, “Finding… in Real Life,” which quickly turns into questionable confessions, chaotic oversharing, and stories that probably should’ve stayed off the internet. There’s also conspiracy theories (some valid, some… absolutely not), a heated AITA debate about grown adults watching “kids’ movies,” and an ongoing argument about whether Finding Nemo even has a villain at all. Expect big laughs, unfiltered takes, mildly concerning personal stories, and the kind of commentary that completely ruins a childhood classic—in the best way. Just keep listening 🐠

    36 min
  4. Identity Theft But Make It Surgical

    APR 14

    Identity Theft But Make It Surgical

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive into the absolute chaos that is Face/Off — a movie that asks the very normal question: what if you just… swapped faces with a terrorist? Jasmin attempts to piece together a plot she barely remembers, while Tara fully commits to the madness, defending the film like it’s high art. From magnetic prison boots to deeply questionable peach-related dialogue, nothing is off limits. The girls debate the real villain (is it Castor Troy… or the writers?), argue over whether John Travolta or Nicolas Cage would make the better partner, and spiral into one of their most unhinged conversations yet. Featuring:  Two Mooses and a Lie (with suspiciously dove-heavy facts)  AITA dilemmas no one asked for  Identity crises, daddy issues, and questionable life choices  And a strong case for why this movie should not hold up… but somehow does It’s ridiculous, it’s chaotic, and it might just be one of the best episodes yet.

    36 min
  5. Hakuna Matata… Except there's lots of worries.

    APR 6

    Hakuna Matata… Except there's lots of worries.

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive headfirst into the emotional chaos that is The Lion King — and somehow end up debating incest, bug smoothies, and whether a coconut song is secretly about boobs. We unpack: Why Zazu is singing about coconuts right before being eatenWhether Disney is sneakily inappropriate (or we’re just overthinking everything)The actual Lion King plot… when you remove the childhood nostalgia filterPlus: A wildly unhinged recap you didn’t ask for“Two Mooses and a Lie” (featuring suspicious Disney facts)Moose, Marry, Avoid: Lion King editionAnd our most disturbing game yet… Bug Buffet 🤢It’s chaotic, it’s slightly cursed, and it will absolutely ruin at least one food for you. Hakuna Matata… or don’t.

    45 min
  6. Two Mooses, One Ark, Zero Facts

    MAR 30

    Two Mooses, One Ark, Zero Facts

    Send us Fan Mail 🐄 Moose on the Loose: Evan Almighty 🛶 This week, we attempt to tackle Evan Almighty… and immediately descend into chaos. We’re talking: 170 animals that may or may not have unionised against the film crewThe world’s most expensive ark (seriously, where did that budget go?)A deeply questionable understanding of how zebras are “wrangled”And a very intense debate about whether giraffes are just professional photobombersNaturally, we also play Two Mooses and a Lie, where confidence is high and accuracy is… optional. There are homemade sound effects, disputed wins, and at least one identity crisis about what noise a moose actually makes. Then things take a turn. We dive into a truly unhinged AITA involving an animal hoarder, spiralling finances, and the moral dilemma of how many animals is too many animals? (Spoiler: it’s definitely not 12 cats… apparently.) We also ask the important questions: Who is the real villain of this movie — Chuck Long, Evan’s ego, or just society being mean?What would YOU bring on the ark that would make everything objectively worse?And… are we emotionally stable enough to survive 40 days on a boat together?Expect questionable facts, chaotic energy, and conversations that absolutely should have been edited out but weren’t. 🎙️ Come for the movie… stay for the moose noises. #MooseOnTheLoose #EvanAlmighty #PodcastChaos #TwoMoosesAndALie #ArkEnergy #AITA (Also, please don’t eat your children. It’ll make sense. Kind of.)

    41 min
  7. Life Finds a Way (To Ruin Everything)

    MAR 23

    Life Finds a Way (To Ruin Everything)

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, we head to Jurassic Park — a place where dinosaurs roam free and absolutely no one thought to install a backup generator. We break down the movie that traumatised an entire generation and ask the important questions: Who is the real villain — the dinosaurs, Dennis Nedry, or just rich men with terrible ideas? Would we survive the park? (No.) And why does saying “clever girl” feel so smug right before you get eaten? We also introduce our new game Clever Girl, where we rate smug behaviour from mildly annoying to straight-to-the-goat-pen levels of insufferable. Plus, a genuinely unhinged Moose Marry Avoid: Dinosaur Edition, and an AITA story featuring a 2am Jurassic Park obsession that has fully divided the room. There are hot takes, questionable decisions, and at least one moment where we realise the park was doomed from the start. Hold onto your butts — this one escalates quickly.

    1 hr
  8. Pig Orgasms & Other Important Movie Facts

    MAR 16

    Pig Orgasms & Other Important Movie Facts

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara revisit the 90s classic Babe — the wholesome story of a polite little pig who just wants to herd sheep instead of becoming bacon. But things quickly spiral. Along the way they debate whether vegetarian food is secretly delicious, argue with AI about movie facts, play Two Mooses and a Lie, and introduce a brand-new game called Babe or Pig where questionable male behaviours are judged accordingly. There’s also a brief detour into whether pigs have the longest orgasms in the animal kingdom (apparently they do), which is definitely not something anyone expected to learn from a children’s movie. So join us as we ask the important questions: Is the cat the real villain? Is Farmer Hoggett secretly the perfect man? And how did a sweet movie about a pig turn into one of the most chaotic podcast episodes we’ve recorded? That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

    39 min
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"Moose On The Loose is a comedy podcast where we run wild with ridiculous debates, weird games, and offbeat ideas — from proving villains are heroes to whatever random nonsense we find funny."

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  • Creator
    Moose Enterprises
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Moose On The Loose
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