None of My Business

The Ringer
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Because we all love hearing about things that are none of our business. Each Monday, author/comedian Sophia Benoit and her co-host, Kelsey June Jensen tell YOUR juiciest relationship and sex stories (anonymously, of course). The only catch is: We're bringing on our favorite funny people to do so. Reach out to us at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com if you want to submit your stories. Follow us on IG: None of My Business (@noneofmybusiness.pod)Follow us on TikTok: TikTok Subscribe on YouTube: youtube.com/@NoneOfMyBusinessPod

  1. 4D AGO

    "Twin Town" With Avery McClure

    We’re heading to the horniest department store in town. It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious actor and comedian Avery McClure! Avery will be reading as Christy*, a 45-year-old mom whose stories include diapers, peacocks, and hooking up with coworkers (and their brothers). Find a comfy hay bale and tune in to a fun one. *Not Christy’s real name, but definitely her real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:21: Our guest: Avery McClure 01:30: Being in love with your friends 13:19: Our business: “Christy” 16:05: First Things First: “Finally!” 18:40: Best I Ever Had: ”An unexpected threesome” 23:00: Worst Ex: “My other girlfriend” 30:39: The One Who Got Away: “He lived by a zoo” 36:24: Craziest Sex: “We called him Hot Jack” 38:57: Deal-Breakers: “He started talking baby talk” 43:25: Worst First Date: “Luckily, we drove two cars” 47:25: Do It Again?: “She looked like Baby Spice” 51:37: F**k-It List: “I’m terrified” 54:36: Status Update: “He just washed my car” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Avery on IG and TikTok! https://www.instagram.com/averymcclure0 https://www.tiktok.com/@averymcclure0 Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Avery McClure Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 6m

  2. FEB 9

    "Five Days in a Dog Crate" With Mackinlee Waddell

    Genuine question: Can you invite people to an orgy on Partiful?Freaky February continues with the great actor and comedian Mackinlee Waddell, who tells Sophia and Kelsey about her experience getting divorced before role-playing as Briauna.* Jump in to hear juicy stories about hookups in Iceland, surprise fisting, and finding your partner’s Bumble account.*Briauna is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories. (And yes, the spelling is discussed.)Today’s episode includes …00:23: Our guest: Mackinlee Waddell00:39: Mackinlee opens up about her divorce17:05: Our business: “Briauna”21:08: Best I Ever Had: “I didn’t know I could do that”28:36: Worst Ex: ”This kid called me ‘stepmom’”36:15: The One Who Got Away: “It had to come to an end”42:52: Deal-Breakers: “Your brain is still forming”46:59: Never Again: “That was a little much”51:33: This One Time When…: “He went off the deep end”56:01: Status Update: “We’re gonna make it exclusive”If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com.Follow Mackinlee on IG!https://www.instagram.com/mackinleewHosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Mackinlee WaddellSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.CONNECTInstagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 2m

  3. FEB 2

    "The Town Slut" With Tamara Yajia

    When the p***y so good he adjusted his whole moral compass… The hilarious Tamara Yajia, author of ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star,’ has returned for Freaky February, in which Sophia and Kelsey are switching places! Tam will be reading as Catherine*, who tells us about her torrid romances involving Holy Thursday sex, LARPing, and a whole lot of fringe. *As always, Catherine is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:22 Our guest: Tamara Yajia08:02: Welcome to Freaky February!10:13: Our business: “Catherine”13:36: First Things First: “I can’t die a virgin”35:18: Best I Ever Had: ”The chemistry was 11/10”44:12: Worst Ex: “He stole my entire friend group”49:52: The One Who Got Away: “Everything comes back to my high school ex”54:27: Cheater, Cheater: “Complete brain memory wipe”1:00:36: Worst First Date: “Mario Kart–type racing”1:06:37: Status Update: “Did a little witchy spell” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Tam on IG!https://www.instagram.com/tamarayajia Buy Tam’s book, ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star’https://a.co/d/7bHd9LJ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Tamara YajiaSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 22m

  4. JAN 26

    "Tumblr-Famous Lesbian" With Skyler Higley

    A dispatch from the college dorm’s lesbian floor. This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome the hilarious comedian Skyler Higley, a writer for the Oscars and Kelsey’s former high school classmate! He’ll be reading as Mira*, a cool Los Angeleno with endless charisma (and zingers). Tune in to hear a fun one about an unfortunate-smelling roommate, doing homework for a crush, and a sexual encounter on a pile of coats. (*Not Mira’s real name, but definitely her real stories.) Today’s episode includes … 00:27: Our guest: Skyler Higley08:42: The perils of cuddling19:49: Our business: “Mira”25:44: First Things First: “She was very … weathered”33:51: Worst Ex: “It was such a dumbass reaction”1:00:22 The One Who Got Away: “I was feeling so swaggy”1:05:12: Six-and-a-Half-Year Relationship: “We had no shame”1:13:40: Best I Ever Had: “A lot of public sex”1:19:01: Status Update: “She might be with gym girl right now” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Skyler on IG and X!https://www.instagram.com/skylerhigley/https://x.com/skyler_higley?lang=en Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Skyler HigleySupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.podTikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.podSophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodadSophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensenKelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 27m

  5. JAN 19

    "Boy Sober" With Holly Solem

    In which we analyze the psychological appeal of secret sex. This week, Sophia and Kelsey introduce us to the very endearing (and very horny) Mason*, a sweet San Diegan who’s open to just about anything. Reading as Mason is the great Holly Solem: ‘Playgirl’ columnist, host of Manthropology TV, and author of HollyWould. Jump in to hear Mason tell us about his ex’s controlling family, a thorny love triangle, and sex solicitations on the Whisper app. *Not Mason’s real name, but definitely his real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:00: Some R&R gone wrong at the bar 07:16: Our guest: Holly Solem 15:41: Our business: “Mason” 17:55: First Things First: “The nice Christian girl wasn't as horny as I was” 24:12: Worst Ex: “She was fiery and exciting” 35:59: One Who Got Away: “We were both obsessed with the idea of non-monogamy" 51:01: Craziest Sex Stories: “I slept with as many people in San Diego as I could" 59:52: Best I Ever Had: “I'm a bottom" 1:01:48: Wife Guy: "I was really into moms" 1:06:22: Status Update: “About 98 percent monogamous” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Holly’s accounts on IG! http://instagram.com/hollymsolem http://instagram.com/manthropologytv Check out her substack HollyWould! https://hollywould.substack.com Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Holly Solem Supervising Producer: Justin Sayles Additional Production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video Editing and Production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art Direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion Design: Skull Closet Studio Additional Motion Design Support: Chris Calleton Theme Song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠ Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠ Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 15m

  6. JAN 12

    “Total Size Queen” With Jodi Walker

    You’ll never look at Monster Energy cans the same way. Get ready to meet Kennedy*, an L.A. gal with strong feelings on length vs. girth. And reading as Kennedy will be the incomparable Jodi Walker, host of We’re Obsessed on the Ringer Podcast Network. Join Jodi, Sophia, and Kelsey as they explore Kennedy’s wild tales about stagnant water, penis pumps, and one guy’s little-too-comfortable relationship with his stepsister. (*As always, not her real name, but for sure her real stories.) Today’s episode includes … 00:00: How tall is too tall? Asking for a friend. 06:09: Our guest: Jodi Walker 11:05: Our business: “Kennedy” 17:26: First Things First: “Kinda entered a blue-balls zone” 25:34: Worst Ex: “I love everything about you except the way you look” 36:31: One Who Got Away: “Super short corduroy shorts” 46:39: Craziest Sex Stories: “Too annoying for a threesome” 57:38: Best I Ever Had: “Stagnant water” 1:16:10: Status Update: “So I’ve taken a step back” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Listen to Jodi on We’re Obsessed! open.spotify.com/show/6gYfWwK7c6RO0l9T0W7BMk?si=2a8cd5e20fe34902 Follow her on IG! instagram.com/jodi_e_walker Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Jodi Walker Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠ Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠ Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 26m

  7. JAN 5

    "The Accidental Foursome" With Nora Princiotti

    Surprise group sex! The Torture Garden! A sweet man at the center of it all! This week, we’ll meet Oliver*, a 50-year-old bloke from London with a fun past and hopefully fun future ahead of him. And reading as Oliver will be The Ringer’s Nora Princiotti, cohost of We’re Obsessed and Every Single Album. So cuff yourself to your chair and stay tuned, because it’s a fun one. (*Not Oliver’s real name, but definitely his real stories.) Today’s story includes … 00:00: The trouble with opening lines.05:41: Our guest: Nora Princiotti12:18: Our business: “Oliver”15:58: First Things First: “Ridiculous screwball comedy stuff.”20:53: Worst Ex: “The worst ex is my most recent ex.”35:10: Cheater Cheater: “I found messages between the two of them.”46:51: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do: “I thought from the beginning: This is a terrible idea.”55:36: Craziest Hookup: “I had an accidental foursome.”1:17:12: Status Update: “It’s going to be the first time I’ve lived on my own in 25 years.” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Nora on Instagram!instagram.com/noraprinciotti Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Nora PrinciottiSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com. CONNECTInstagram: instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.podTikTok: tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.podSophia's Twitter: x.com/1followernodadSophia's Instagram: instagram.com/sgbenoitKelsey's TikTok: tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensenKelsey's Instagram: instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 25m

  8. 12/29/2025

    “Awkward at the Gang Bang” With Josh Gondelman

    Pick yourself up from the living room floor and lock in, because we’ve got a fun one involving Craigslist Missed Connections, BDSM, and some jaw-droppingly terrible exes. Today, Sophia and Kelsey welcome one of our favorite comedians and noted wife guy Josh Gondelman to the middle chair. Josh is reading as Nina*: a Brooklyn gal who introduced us to the idea of gang-bang concierges and the phrase “surprise pregnant.” It’s a good one, so tune in. (*Not Nina’s real name, but—as always—her very real stories.) Today’s episode includes … 00:00: Sharing dogs with exes 06:17: Our guest: Josh Gondelman 11:03: Our business: “Nina” 13:44: First Things First: “There was a guy leaning against a wall” 17:55: Worst Ex: “It destroyed my conception of the universe” 28:57: It Gets Worse: “We met as a mutual Missed Connection on Craigslist” 46:26: Best I Ever Had: “Kind of BDSM-adjacent” 49:18: Status Update: “I no longer try to prevent pregnancy” 55:02: Group Activities: “He really liked connecting people” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Josh on Instagram! instagram.com/joshgondelman Watch Josh’s stand-up special here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvNlgpdKKo Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Josh Gondelman Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com. CONNECT Instagram: instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod TikTok: tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod Sophia's Twitter: x.com/1followernodad Sophia's Instagram: instagram.com/sgbenoit Kelsey's TikTok: tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen Kelsey's Instagram: instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 10m
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Because we all love hearing about things that are none of our business. Each Monday, author/comedian Sophia Benoit and her co-host, Kelsey June Jensen tell YOUR juiciest relationship and sex stories (anonymously, of course). The only catch is: We're bringing on our favorite funny people to do so. Reach out to us at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com if you want to submit your stories. Follow us on IG: None of My Business (@noneofmybusiness.pod)Follow us on TikTok: TikTok Subscribe on YouTube: youtube.com/@NoneOfMyBusinessPod

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  • Creator
    The Ringer
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    None of My Business

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