Schall We Talk with Robyn Schall

Robyn Schall
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Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

  1. 1d ago

    Episode 52: Schall We Talk About Even More Conspiracy Theories

    THE TINFOIL HATS ARE BACK!!!  Guys, we're doing CONSPIRACY THEORIES PART 3, and apparently Security and I have learned absolutely NOTHING from the first two episodes! I don't know what happens when we put these hats on, but somehow we immediately lose every brain cell we have. And this time, things get so ridiculous that we have to bring in an ACTUAL SCIENTIST to settle an argument. That's right. DR. PIANO MAN IS HERE!!! But before we get into the conspiracies, I'm talking about the JUST MARRIED TOUR! As you're watching this, I'm in SAN DIEGO performing at Mic Drop Comedy Club, and we've already been to VEGAS! Now, onto the conspiracies! In this episode: • ARE MATTRESS STORES MONEY LAUNDERING FRONTS?!  • THE MATTRESS STORE THAT WASN'T SELLING MATTRESSES!  • IS CHUCK E. CHEESE RECYCLING PIZZA?!  • DOES STARBUCKS SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG ON PURPOSE?!  • THE MCDONALD'S ICE CREAM MACHINE CONSPIRACY!  • IS THE EARTH ACTUALLY HOLLOW?!  And of course, we're bringing back our official conspiracy theory verdicts: PLAUSIBLE! DEBUNKED! UNDECIDED! I genuinely don't know why these episodes make me laugh so hard, but every single time we record one, I'm convinced it's going to be a disaster. And every single time, I watch it back and can't stop laughing. So put on your tinfoil hats, grab your favorite conspiracy theory, and join us for another completely ridiculous episode! Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Plump Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man! THE JUST MARRIED TOUR CONTINUES! Toronto and Dallas, you're up next! Come laugh with me, play some games, and maybe even GET MARRIED! Get your tickets here: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ WANT MORE SCHALL WE TALK? Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes videos every Friday, monthly livestreams, and more of the ridiculous things Security and I get ourselves into! And who knows? Maybe we'll finally try those McFlurries and French fries! https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #RobynSchall #ConspiracyTheories #ConspiracyTheoriesPart3 #TinFoilHat #Plausible #Debunked #Undecided #HollowEarth #ChuckECheese #Starbucks #McDonalds #McFlurry #DrPianoMan #MamaSchall #JustMarriedTour #ComedyPodcast #Patreon

  2. Nov 5

    Episode 51: Schall We Talk About Sleepless Nights, Shocking Secrets & Apartment Nightmares?!

    IT'S 3 AM AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!! Guys, we're back with ANOTHER middle-of-the-night episode of Schall We Talk, and apparently I'm not the only one who can't sleep because half of you were awake with me! But before we get into our 3 AM therapy session, I have to tell you about one of the COOLEST nights of my career! I was hired to be the GREEN CARPET CORRESPONDENT for the Fetch Pet Insurance Gala at The Carlyle Hotel in NYC, and I got to interview Broadway stars, meet some incredible people, and attend one of the most intimate concerts I've ever experienced! And yes, I SANG TO BERNADETTE PETERS. On the carpet. During an interview. Because apparently I just grab the moments!!!  In this episode: • MY GREEN CARPET DEBUT! I take you behind the scenes of the gala, which raised $1.2 MILLION for organizations helping animals in need! Security came along to film, and I got to interview the one and only Bernadette Peters! • WHY AM I AWAKE AT 3 AM?! Dr. Piano Man and I are officially house hunting again, and apparently buying an apartment is giving me more anxiety than GETTING MARRIED! • DID WE FIND OUR DREAM HOME?! We finally see an apartment we BOTH love! It's spacious, renovated, in a great area, and we're so excited that I literally cannot sleep. But just wait until you hear what happens NEXT. • YOUR ANONYMOUS SECRETS! At 3 AM, I ask the kids to send me their deepest, darkest secrets, and OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS DID NOT DISAPPOINT! Between the green carpet, the apartment search, the shocking secrets, and Security randomly calling me in the middle of the night, this episode is ALL OVER THE PLACE. Which honestly feels very on brand for me. And one thing I want to say about the gala: standing there watching these incredible performers, I had a moment where I realized how grateful I am that I never gave up. There have been SO MANY times in my career when I've wanted to quit. Even this week! But nights like that remind me why I keep going. So whatever you're working toward, keep believing in yourself. You never know what's around the corner. Unless what's around the corner is a building full of mice. Then maybe keep looking.  Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Plump Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man! THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING! Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! New jokes, new games, new chaos, and I can't wait to laugh with you! Get your tickets here: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ WANT MORE SCHALL WE TALK? Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes videos every Friday, wedding footage, green carpet content, monthly livestreams, and so much more! https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #RobynSchall #SleeplessNights #3AMThoughts #MiddleOfTheNight #AnonymousConfessions #Secrets #StoryTime #BernadettePeters #CyndiLauper #DarrenCriss #ArianaDeBose #FetchPetInsurance #GreenCarpet #NYCApartments #ApartmentHunting #DrPianoMan #MamaSchall #JustMarriedTour #ComedyPodcast #Patreon

  3. Oct 29

    Episode 50 - Schall We Talk about Wedding Shinanigans! Part 3

    WE'RE BACK FOR THE FINALE PART OF WEDDING SHENANIGANS!!!  Guys, I think we've officially squeezed every last drop out of this wedding. At this point, you've seen so much footage, heard so many stories, and gotten so much behind-the-scenes content that you might as well have been IN MALLORCA WITH US! But before we officially close the book on our wedding, we have a few more things to discuss. And this time, I'm bringing in TWO very special guests: my HUSBAND, Dr. Piano Man, and my Maid of Honor, REGINA!!! Plus, I'm sharing something I think anyone planning a wedding needs to hear: HOW WE SAVED MONEY! Because let me tell you, I had NO IDEA how expensive weddings were until I started planning one. In this episode: • LET'S TALK MONEY! I break down our wedding budget, where we saved money, what we splurged on, and why knowing your budget BEFORE you start planning is the most important thing you can do. • DR. PIANO MAN JOINS US! My HUSBAND is here to answer your questions! What was his favorite moment? What did he think was worth the money? What would he change? And what did his family REALLY think of our wedding? • REGINA IS HERE!!! My Maid of Honor joins us to answer YOUR questions, and I officially declare her the greatest Maid of Honor of all time. And trust me, she EARNED that title. So that's it, guys. THREE EPISODES. COUNTLESS STORIES. ONE INCREDIBLE WEDDING. The Wedding Shenanigans trilogy is officially COMPLETE!!! Now what are we going to talk about next week? I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.  Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Plum Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man! THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING! Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! New jokes, new games, new chaos, and I can't wait to laugh with you! Get your tickets here: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ WANT EVEN MORE WEDDING SHENANIGANS? Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from Mallorca, including the wedding ceremony, getting ready with my bridesmaids, speeches, and so much more! Plus, NEW behind-the-scenes content every Friday and monthly livestreams! https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #RobynSchall #WeddingShenanigans #WeddingShenanigansPart3 #Season3 #MallorcaWedding #JustMarried #DrPianoMan #WeddingPlanning #WeddingBudget #WeddingTips #WeddingSavings #DestinationWedding #MaidOfHonor #Bridesmaids #WeddingBehindTheScenes #MamaSchall #JustMarriedTour

  4. Oct 22

    Episode 49: Schall We Talk About... Wedding Shenanigans?! (Part 2)

    I'M OFFICIALLY MRS. DR. PIANO MAN!!!  Welcome back to PART 2 of our WEDDING SHENANIGANS! It's time for the BIG DAY!!! And guys, I don't even know where to begin. Our wedding was truly the most magical day of my life. It was everything I dreamed of and somehow even better. But behind all those beautiful wedding photos were some absolutely RIDICULOUS moments. In this episode: • PEOPLE MAGAZINE! How one Instagram DM turned into an exclusive wedding feature, and why I ended up having TWO photographers, TWO videographers, and a content creator capturing every moment. • THE BRIDESMAID TEARS! Before hair and makeup, I gather my four best girlfriends to tell them how much they mean to me. We all cry, hug, and then immediately establish a strict NO MORE CRYING policy because nobody is ruining their makeup! • THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WALK DOWN THE AISLE! My Aunt Debbie plays piano while my best friend Jen and cousin Sammy sing "Bridge Over Troubled Water," a song I've dreamed of walking down the aisle to since I was 18. • THE CEREMONY OF MY DREAMS! Dr. Piano Man and I exchange the most heartfelt vows, surrounded by the people we love most. And Security gives us a moment to look out at all our family and friends who traveled across the world to celebrate with us. • THE HORA! My family and Dr. Piano Man's family come together for an incredible Jewish wedding tradition, and watching two different cultures celebrate together is one of the most beautiful moments of my life. • PAPA SCHALL SAYS WHAT?! My dad delivers a beautiful speech, including a section in Spanish that he practiced for MONTHS. Unfortunately, he also accidentally says "penis" instead of "pianist." And once he gets a laugh, you better believe he keeps saying it. And because apparently we can't have a wedding without a little extra drama, we also get into Mama Schall's mysterious swollen eye and Security ending up in the hospital after we return home. But don't worry, he's doing fine! Through all the craziness, the laughter, the tears, and the unexpected moments, I have never felt so much love in my entire life. I am so grateful for our families, our friends, everyone who helped make this wedding happen, and most importantly, my HUSBAND. And just when you think we've covered everything... WE NEED A PART 3!!! Next time, I want to hear what everyone ELSE thought happened at this wedding. Because I have a feeling there are stories I don't even know about yet. Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man! THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING! Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! New jokes, new games, new chaos, and I can't wait to laugh with you! Get your tickets here: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ Want even MORE wedding shenanigans? Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from Mallorca, including the wedding ceremony, getting ready with my bridesmaids, speeches, and so much more! Plus, NEW behind-the-scenes content every Friday! https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #RobynSchall #WeddingShenanigans #WeddingShenanigansPart2 #Season3 #MallorcaWedding #JustMarried #DrPianoMan #WeddingDay #WeddingStories #DestinationWedding #WeddingBehindTheScenes #MamaSchall #PapaSchall #JustMarriedTour #ComedyPodcast #Patreon

  5. Oct 15

    Episode 48 - Schall We Talk about Wedding Shinanigans! Part 1

    I'M MARRIED!!!  Welcome to SEASON 3 of Schall We Talk! We did it. Dr. Piano Man and I are officially husband and wife, and I can honestly say our wedding in Mallorca was one of the most magical experiences of my entire life. But getting to that magical day? OH. MY. GOD. There is SO MUCH to unpack that we're breaking the wedding stories into multiple episodes. And for Part 1, Security and I are taking you through everything that happened from the moment we landed in Mallorca through the night before the wedding. And guys, I cannot make this stuff up. In this episode: • We arrive in Mallorca with seven suitcases, one wedding gown, five family members and a rental car so enormous we nickname it THE SPACESHIP. • Security becomes best friends with the Mallorcan version of Tony Soprano • We spend FIVE DAYS conducting what can only be described as a scientific investigation into where I can get my wedding-morning iced coffee. • Papa Schall nearly chokes after using approximately 400 times the recommended amount of homemade sea salt, and Security has an unfortunate bedsheet situation that we decide is best left unexplained. • Our welcome party finally arrives, all 80 guests show up practically at once, CIA gives one of the sweetest speeches I've ever heard, and Papa Schall apparently spends the entire wedding week CRYING. • And Mama Schall returns with her motherly advice. I need to say that even with all the craziness, this was truly the best week of my life. Our families were together, our friends traveled across the world to celebrate with us, and I got to marry the most wonderful man. And I couldn't have done any of it without Security and his ridiculous, wonderful WEDDING BIBLE. Next week, we're getting into THE ACTUAL WEDDING DAY. And trust me, there's a LOT more to tell. Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING! Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! Tickets linked below. I have so much fun stuff planned for these shows! https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ Join our Patreon for NEW behind-the-scenes every Friday, including updates throughout wedding week: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk

  6. Sep 17

    Episode 47 - Schall We Talk about Grilling The Groom (Season 2 Finale)

    THE SEASON 2 FINALE IS HERE!!! And somehow we actually made it. As of recording this episode, we are officially 15 DAYS away from the wedding and 10 DAYS away from leaving for Mallorca. So for our last episode before I become MRS. DR. PIANO MAN, there was really only one person who could be our final guest... THE GROOM. And Security decided it was time to find out just how much Dr. Piano Man actually knows about the wedding he's about to attend. Welcome to GRILL THE GROOM. In the Season 2 Finale: • Security puts Dr. Piano Man to the ultimate wedding test to see if he actually knows what we've been planning for the past year • Then we bring back THE NEWLYWED GAME to find out how well Dr. Piano Man and I really know each other right before getting married • And Mama Schall gives her final motherly advice of Season 2 The next time Dr. Piano Man sits down with us on Schall We Talk... HE'LL BE MY HUSBAND.  We're taking three weeks off for the wedding, but Patreon is NOT taking a break. There will still be brand-new behind-the-scenes every Friday, including content from Mallorca and WEDDING WEEK! Thank you to everyone who watched, listened, commented, subscribed and laughed with us through Season 2. Next stop: MALLORCA. And then... SEASON 3. Where the production value is going to be INCREDIBLE. Probably. Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man After the wedding, the Just Married Comedy Tour is heading to Vegas, Toronto, Dallas and San Diego! Get your tickets: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ Join our Patreon for NEW behind-the-scenes every Friday, including updates throughout wedding week: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #Season2Finale #GrillTheGroom #NewlywedGame #WeddingCountdown #MallorcaWedding #DrPianoMan #BrideToBe #MamaSchall #ComedyPodcast #WeddingPlanning #RobynSchall #YouTubeCreator #PatreonCreator

  7. Sep 3

    Episode 46 - Schall We Talk about The Newlywed Game (Throwback Episode 1)

    We're officially THREE WEEKS away from leaving for Mallorca... and I'm starting to panic.  There is SO much left to do before the wedding that for the next couple of weeks, we're taking a little trip back through some of our favorite Schall We Talk episodes. Don't worry, I'll still pop in every week with a brand-new opening to catch you up on the current chaos, and Patreon will still have brand-new behind-the-scenes every Friday! And since this weekend is my TWO-YEAR anniversary with Dr. Piano Man, there couldn't be a better episode to bring back... THE NEWLYWED GAME!  For our Season 1 finale, Dr. Piano Man and I went head-to-head with Mama and Papa Schall to find out which couple REALLY knows each other better. At the time, Dr. Piano Man and I had been together for 15 months and Mama and Papa Schall had been together for 57 YEARS. Seems fair. In this throwback episode: • Dr. Piano Man and I take on Mama and Papa Schall in the Newlywed Game, aka the "Silver Youngies" vs. the "Golden Oldies" • We discover that Mama Schall and I apparently married very similar men... and that Papa Schall and Dr. Piano Man give approximately three words for every 400 that we give • Mama and Papa Schall share the secret to more than 50 years of marriage: KEEP LAUGHING The craziest part about watching this episode again is hearing myself say the wedding was "under 300 days away." And now we're THREE WEEKS from leaving for Mallorca. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! So enjoy one of our favorite episodes from Season 1 while Security and I attempt to finish approximately 4,000 things before this wedding. We have SO much time. Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man After the wedding, the Just Married Comedy Tour is heading to Vegas, Toronto, Dallas and San Diego! Get your tickets: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ Join our Patreon for NEW behind-the-scenes every Friday, including updates throughout wedding week: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #TheNewlywedGame #ThrowbackEpisode #WeddingCountdown #DrPianoMan #MamaSchall #PapaSchall #RelationshipGoals #Marriage #MallorcaWedding #ComedyPodcast #FamilyComedy #RobynSchall #YouTubeCreator #PatreonCreator

  8. Aug 27

    Episode 45 - Schall We Talk about Getting Married....Legally

    SURPRISE... WE GOT MARRIED!!!  Well... legally. Last Thursday, while you were watching me give questionable life advice as "Dear Robyn," Dr. Piano Man and I were secretly at City Hall getting MARRIED. We didn't tell our friends. We didn't tell the internet. We barely managed to keep the secret ourselves. And then just a few days later, we headed to Boston where I got to reveal everything ON STAGE in front of hundreds of you... including two of my best friends who had absolutely no idea. So yeah... we have A LOT to talk about. In this episode: • I explain why Dr. Piano Man and I decided to secretly get legally married before our Mallorca wedding and why we only brought Mama Schall, Papa Schall and Security • Less than 24 hours before getting married, my wedding outfit was a DISASTER, my shoe guy and I went to war, I had a complete meltdown, and Security told me my original white suit made me look like I was about to pull a rabbit out of a hat • We relive the Bachelorette Party Comedy Show, the incredible audience, the cannoli strippers, and the moment I finally revealed onstage that the "bachelorette" was already legally MARRIED This entire week was one of those moments in life I know I'll remember forever. The courthouse was intimate, emotional, completely stress-free and filled with so much love. And getting to stand onstage a few days later with two of my best friends, watch them discover our secret, and share that moment with all of you made it even more special. And now... NASA. Mallorca. THE WEDDING. We have SO much time.   After the wedding, the Just Married Comedy Tour is heading to Vegas, Toronto, Dallas and San Diego! Get your tickets: https://robynschall.com/upcoming-shows/ Keep an eye out for our next journal drop and check out our tote bags and prints: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Deanna and Veronica, Sarah Wetzel, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man Join our Patreon for extended clips and behind-the-scenes footage from the New York and Boston Bachelorette Party Comedy Shows: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk #SchallWeTalk #WeGotMarried #JustMarried #CourthouseWedding #NYCWedding #CityHallWedding #WeddingCountdown #DrPianoMan #BacheloretteParty #TheWilbur #Boston #MamaSchall #PapaSchall #Munchkin #RobynSchall #ComedyPodcast

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Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

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  • Creator
    Robyn Schall
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Schall We Talk with Robyn Schall
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