Schall We Talk with Robyn Schall

Robyn Schall

Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

  1. 6D AGO

    Schall We Talk Episode 20 - 3AM Confessions: Anxiety, Reddit Chaos & Dr. Piano Man in His Underwear

    This episode was recorded at 3:47 in the morning because I couldn’t sleep… and instead of spiraling alone, I decided to turn on the cameras and talk to you. What started as anxiety, overthinking, and a middle-of-the-night brain spiral turned into one of the most vulnerable (and chaotic) episodes we’ve ever done. There are Reddit deep dives, surprise guests, vulnerability, laughter, and a reminder that sometimes the quietest hours bring the most honest conversations. In this episode we talk: Anxiety at 3am, career uncertainty, and the pressure of “what’s next”Viral videos vs. feeling like nothing is happening (and why our brains do that)Wild Reddit stories: matching wedding dresses with your mother-in-law, fake proposals, secret double lives, and DNA tests that blew up familiesCalling Security in the middle of the night to confirm I was actually recording (and him answering half asleep)Surprise appearance by Dr. Piano Man in his underwear and the incredible story of how he taught himself to read, discovered libraries, and became who he is todayLove, partnership, and why being supported by the right person changes everythingAnd we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the weekLinks & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Patreon Producers: Toni Hattinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man Produced by Security #SchallWeTalk #3AMThoughts #CantSleep #ComedyPodcast #LateNightThoughts #AnxietyTalk #RedditStories #RelationshipTalk #PodcastEpisode #WomenInComedy #NYCComedy #LifeTalk #LoveStory #BehindTheScenes #PatreonCreator

    42 min
  2. FEB 19

    Schall We Talk Episode 19 - Throwback to Call Waiting

    Hey KIDS! Today’s episode is a little different and honestly… a full rollercoaster. Security actually did work (we’ll see how this goes) and pulled five memorable calls from my old podcast Call Waiting. I haven’t listened in over a year, so you’re getting my real-time reactions as we relive the chaos, the heart, and the “wait… did we really air that?” moments. In this episode we talk: Why I partnered with Betches, why the contract wasn’t great, and why I still did it anyway, the real reason we ended Call Waiting (and how it ended on good terms) A scam story that will make you clutch your phone: DO NOT let strangers touch your phone (ever) Overprotective Parents: the dad who wouldn’t allow sleepovers because “they’ll save THEIR kids first” (and then my flammable rope ladder logic) The “Hercules” ex call. It’s  emotional, sweet, and the reminder that your partner should ignite your passion, not extinguish it Halloween Ghost Stories: the top hat man… possibly Abraham Lincoln (jury’s out) Dating Disasters: the Mexican food aftermath + cleaning frenzy + “Poop Boy” (I’m still unwell) Thanksgiving gratitude that made us both soft: friendship love, support through grief, and why girlfriends are everything And we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the week:  Know when a chapter is over. Change isn’t failure, it’s growth.  If you want more behind-the-scenes content, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk And if you’re watching on YouTube: subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are crawling there one person  at a time. Producer shout-outs:  Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, Dr. Piano Man, and Toni Hatinger  Produced by: Security #SchallWeTalk #CallWaiting #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #SiblingChaos #LiveReaction #ThrowbackEpisode #DatingDisasters #TrueCrimePSA #ScamAlert #Friendship #GriefSupport #Betches #YouTubeCreator #PatreonCreator #Comedy #Storytime #PhoneScam #OverprotectiveParents #GhostStories

    50 min
  3. FEB 4

    Schall We Talk Episode 17 - Wedding Dress Extravaganza Episode!

    Okay friends! This is it. The wedding dress episode, and we’re giving you the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of my Kleinfeld day with Mama Schall… plus Security’s third Hinge date of January because apparently I’m running a dating bootcamp now.  In this episode we talk: How partnering with Martina Liana happened (yes, I slid into the DMs)Why I only brought my mom - no opinions, no pressure, just vibesKleinfeld’s VIP experience: private room, champagne, the iconic curtain reveal, and our consultant Brandi keeping the energy at 1000The moment I knew it was THE dress (and how it somehow combined all the dresses into one magical-dream gown)The plot twist: I’m wearing TWO Martina Liana gowns that weekend… including one for the welcome party.Why Dr. Piano Man saw the dress and why we’re skipping “bad luck” traditions. We’re doing what makes us happy.The emotional crash no one warns you about: post-dress adrenaline + a 2 a.m. spiral + the “good, you’re the bride” pep talkAnd we close out with Mama Schall’s Motherly Advice of the week: think before you speak… and if someone starts a sentence with “no offense,” cut them off immediately. THANK YOU.  If you want more behind-the-scenes wedding content (and the full dress videos), head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk  And if you’re watching on YouTube - subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are clawing our way there one percent at a time. Producer shout-outs: Victoria, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 💛 Produced by: Security #SchallWeTalk #WeddingDressShopping #Kleinfeld #SayYesToTheDress #MartinaLiana #BrideToBe #WeddingPlanning #MotherDaughter #NYC #Engaged #WeddingWeekend #PatreonCreator #Podcast #YouTubeCreator #ComedyPodcast #BridalStyle #WeddingDressReveal #DressShoppingExperience

    40 min
  4. JAN 29

    Schall We Talk Episode 16 - Chaos in the Kitchen

    This week on Schall We Talk, Robyn officially enters her bride era (she picked her wedding dress!) and then immediately descends into absolute cooking chaos. Robyn heads into the kitchen to try viral cloud bread… which does not survive contact with egg yolk. Instead of giving up, she pivots mid-episode and accidentally invents a surprisingly delicious sprinkle sponge cake that may be the best thing she’s ever baked. Along the way, Robyn answers listener advice questions, talks about love, anxiety, wedding excitement, and why sometimes messing up is exactly how you end up with something better than the original plan. Mama Schall debuts her new motherly advice segment, reminding everyone to put the phone down at night and choose peace (and sitcoms). It’s messy, funny, heartfelt, and very on brand. 🍞 Cloud Bread (The Original Plan) Ingredients 3 large egg whites2½ tablespoons sugar1 tablespoon cornstarchFood coloring (optional)How to Make Preheat oven to 300°F (150°C).Separate egg whites carefully (no yolk — learn from our mistakes).Whip egg whites with a mixer until foamy and starting to stiffen.Gradually add sugar, then cornstarch, whipping until stiff peaks form.Fold in food coloring if using.Scoop onto a lined baking sheet, shape into a cloud.Bake 20–25 minutes until set and lightly golden.(Results may vary depending on yolk-related chaos.) 🎂 Accidental Sprinkle Sponge Cake (The Pivot) Ingredients 3 eggs2½ tablespoons sugar1 tablespoon cornstarch¼ cup flour½ teaspoon baking powderSplash of vanilla extractSprinkles (optional but encouraged)How to Make Preheat oven to 300°F.Whisk eggs, sugar, and cornstarch together.Add flour, baking powder, and vanilla. Mix until smooth.Pour batter into a greased pan.Add sprinkles on top (even mid-bake if the spirit moves you).Bake 18–22 minutes until set.Cool slightly, flip, slice, and enjoy your redemption dessert.Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes):  https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man Produced by Security

    36 min
  5. 12/11/2025

    Schall We Talk Episode 13 - The Newlywed Game - Season 1 Finale

    Season 1 finale! 🎉 Robyn closes out the first season of Schall We Talk with a full chaos-and-heart episode. First up, it is game time: The Newlywed Game style showdown between Mama & Papa Schall vs Robyn & Dr. Piano Man. Who knows their partner better? Who secretly hates laundry more? And who is trying to win a trip to Mallorca? After the game, Robyn sits down and walks through the 2025 Goals List and everything this wild year held: getting an ice cream flavor named after her, raising over $30k for Ronald McDonald House, boxing ring announcing, kissing under a waterfall in Japan, doing stand up in Spanish in Madrid, cheering at Stanford, getting the key to the city, visiting the Wicked set at Kelly Clarkson, popping up on Law & Order, and of course… getting engaged and planning a wedding in Mallorca. She also looks ahead to Season 2, talks about what is coming while the show is on break, and reminds you where to hang out with her in the meantime: tour dates, Patreon, New Year’s Eve live, and more. Season 2 of Schall We Talk returns January 15. 💗 Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man. Produced by Security Hashtags:  #ShallWeTalk #RobynSchall #SeasonFinale #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #FamilyComedy #NewlywedGame #GoalsList #VisionBoard #RonaldMcDonaldHouse #StandUpComedy #WomenInComedy #NYCComedy #JapanTrip #MallorcaWedding #LawAndOrder #WickedMovie #StanfordCheer #KeyToTheCity #MentalHealthMatters #PatreonCreator #TourLife #DCComedy #PhillyComedy #AtlantaComedy #OrlandoComedy #KeyWestComedy

    54 min
5
out of 5
88 Ratings

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Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

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