Schall We Talk with Robyn Schall

Robyn Schall

Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

  1. 6D AGO

    Schall We Talk Episode 17 - Wedding Dress Extravaganza Episode!

    Okay friends! This is it. The wedding dress episode, and we’re giving you the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of my Kleinfeld day with Mama Schall… plus Security’s third Hinge date of January because apparently I’m running a dating bootcamp now.  In this episode we talk: How partnering with Martina Liana happened (yes, I slid into the DMs)Why I only brought my mom - no opinions, no pressure, just vibesKleinfeld’s VIP experience: private room, champagne, the iconic curtain reveal, and our consultant Brandi keeping the energy at 1000The moment I knew it was THE dress (and how it somehow combined all the dresses into one magical-dream gown)The plot twist: I’m wearing TWO Martina Liana gowns that weekend… including one for the welcome party.Why Dr. Piano Man saw the dress and why we’re skipping “bad luck” traditions. We’re doing what makes us happy.The emotional crash no one warns you about: post-dress adrenaline + a 2 a.m. spiral + the “good, you’re the bride” pep talkAnd we close out with Mama Schall’s Motherly Advice of the week: think before you speak… and if someone starts a sentence with “no offense,” cut them off immediately. THANK YOU.  If you want more behind-the-scenes wedding content (and the full dress videos), head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk  And if you’re watching on YouTube - subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are clawing our way there one percent at a time. Producer shout-outs: Victoria, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 💛 Produced by: Security #SchallWeTalk #WeddingDressShopping #Kleinfeld #SayYesToTheDress #MartinaLiana #BrideToBe #WeddingPlanning #MotherDaughter #NYC #Engaged #WeddingWeekend #PatreonCreator #Podcast #YouTubeCreator #ComedyPodcast #BridalStyle #WeddingDressReveal #DressShoppingExperience

    40 min
  2. JAN 29

    Schall We Talk Episode 16 - Chaos in the Kitchen

    This week on Schall We Talk, Robyn officially enters her bride era (she picked her wedding dress!) and then immediately descends into absolute cooking chaos. Robyn heads into the kitchen to try viral cloud bread… which does not survive contact with egg yolk. Instead of giving up, she pivots mid-episode and accidentally invents a surprisingly delicious sprinkle sponge cake that may be the best thing she’s ever baked. Along the way, Robyn answers listener advice questions, talks about love, anxiety, wedding excitement, and why sometimes messing up is exactly how you end up with something better than the original plan. Mama Schall debuts her new motherly advice segment, reminding everyone to put the phone down at night and choose peace (and sitcoms). It’s messy, funny, heartfelt, and very on brand. 🍞 Cloud Bread (The Original Plan) Ingredients 3 large egg whites2½ tablespoons sugar1 tablespoon cornstarchFood coloring (optional)How to Make Preheat oven to 300°F (150°C).Separate egg whites carefully (no yolk — learn from our mistakes).Whip egg whites with a mixer until foamy and starting to stiffen.Gradually add sugar, then cornstarch, whipping until stiff peaks form.Fold in food coloring if using.Scoop onto a lined baking sheet, shape into a cloud.Bake 20–25 minutes until set and lightly golden.(Results may vary depending on yolk-related chaos.) 🎂 Accidental Sprinkle Sponge Cake (The Pivot) Ingredients 3 eggs2½ tablespoons sugar1 tablespoon cornstarch¼ cup flour½ teaspoon baking powderSplash of vanilla extractSprinkles (optional but encouraged)How to Make Preheat oven to 300°F.Whisk eggs, sugar, and cornstarch together.Add flour, baking powder, and vanilla. Mix until smooth.Pour batter into a greased pan.Add sprinkles on top (even mid-bake if the spirit moves you).Bake 18–22 minutes until set.Cool slightly, flip, slice, and enjoy your redemption dessert.Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes):  https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man Produced by Security

    36 min
  3. 12/11/2025

    Schall We Talk Episode 13 - The Newlywed Game - Season 1 Finale

    Season 1 finale! 🎉 Robyn closes out the first season of Schall We Talk with a full chaos-and-heart episode. First up, it is game time: The Newlywed Game style showdown between Mama & Papa Schall vs Robyn & Dr. Piano Man. Who knows their partner better? Who secretly hates laundry more? And who is trying to win a trip to Mallorca? After the game, Robyn sits down and walks through the 2025 Goals List and everything this wild year held: getting an ice cream flavor named after her, raising over $30k for Ronald McDonald House, boxing ring announcing, kissing under a waterfall in Japan, doing stand up in Spanish in Madrid, cheering at Stanford, getting the key to the city, visiting the Wicked set at Kelly Clarkson, popping up on Law & Order, and of course… getting engaged and planning a wedding in Mallorca. She also looks ahead to Season 2, talks about what is coming while the show is on break, and reminds you where to hang out with her in the meantime: tour dates, Patreon, New Year’s Eve live, and more. Season 2 of Schall We Talk returns January 15. 💗 Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man. Produced by Security Hashtags:  #ShallWeTalk #RobynSchall #SeasonFinale #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #FamilyComedy #NewlywedGame #GoalsList #VisionBoard #RonaldMcDonaldHouse #StandUpComedy #WomenInComedy #NYCComedy #JapanTrip #MallorcaWedding #LawAndOrder #WickedMovie #StanfordCheer #KeyToTheCity #MentalHealthMatters #PatreonCreator #TourLife #DCComedy #PhillyComedy #AtlantaComedy #OrlandoComedy #KeyWestComedy

    54 min
  4. 12/04/2025

    Schall We Talk Episode 12 - Holiday Cupcakes

    Come into the “kitchen” (using that term very loosely) for a chaotic holiday treats episode of Schall We Talk  I attempt to decorate three “festive” cupcakes – Santa, Hanukkah, and a reindeer – while answering your holiday advice questions, including: How do you politely stop in-laws from buying you useless gift cards?Is it okay to skip family holidays and just binge reality TV and eat cake?How do you get through the first Hanukkah/New Year’s after losing a parent?Are you allowed to hook up at your partner’s parents’ house over the holidays? Then we switch gears and talk about one of my favorite things all year: the Ronald McDonald House livestream auction. You’ll meet: John – the kid who: Won the bucket hat… and then gifted it to Michelle Won a date with Security and won an opportunity to be a guest on Schall We TalkMichelle – One of the recognizable names of the auction the last two years Last year: going through breast cancer treatment, calling in for the soccer jersey, and everyone piling on “Team Michelle” to make sure she got itWe wrap with some family gratitude, New Year’s Eve livestream talk, and Mama Schall’s producer shout-outs. I hope this episode gives you the giggles and gets you in the holiday spirit.  Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man. Produced by Security Hashtags: #SchallWeTalk #RobynSchall #HolidayEpisode #HolidayBaking #ChristmasSweater #SantaCupcakes #HanukkahCupcakes #ReindeerCupcakes #CookingFail #RonaldMcDonaldHouse #CharityAuction #CancerSurvivor #BreastCancerJourney #TheKids #ComedyPodcast #WomenInComedy #NewYearsEveLivestream #PatreonCreators #Security

    41 min
  5. 11/27/2025

    Schall We Talk Episode 11 - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Happy Thanksgiving, KIDS!  In this episode of Schall We Talk, Robyn kicks off the holiday by sharing what she’s truly grateful for this year: Security (yes, really), the kids, her parents, CIA, and of course, Dr. Piano Man. She also recaps her whirlwind California week: Getting the key to the city of PlymouthCheerleading with Stanford University at their big gameThe surprise turnout of KIDS who drove hours just to be thereThen we go full Thanksgiving chaos: Robyn and Security read “I’m thankful for…” submissions from the KIDS… except Robyn secretly asked everyone to send in fake, unhinged ones to prank him. Security brings back his Mediocre News Anchor segment with Thanksgiving-themed stories:Oreo’s bizarre Thanksgiving cookie collectionA real-life “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” turkey trot warningJell-O’s strange holiday moldsRobyn and Security play a Thanksgiving Q&A game about traditions, favorite memories, and how Robyn and Dr. Piano Man now celebrate with reality TV, Chinese food, and cake straight out of the pan with a fork.Plus, Mama Schall calls in for a health update on Papa Schall, shares what she’s grateful for, and gives the official Patreon Producer shout-outs. Whether you’re celebrating Thanksgiving, half-listening while cooking, or watching from another country where this is just a random Thursday, you’re part of this family and we’re so thankful you’re here. ❤️ Links & ways to get involved Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man. Produced by Security Hashtags: #ShallWeTalk #RobynSchall #ThanksgivingEpisode #Thankful #ComedyPodcast #FamilyPodcast #HolidayEpisode #StanfordCheer #KeyToTheCity #PlymouthCA #PatreonCreators #WomenInComedy #SiblingDuo #PodcastCommunity #Thanksgiving2025 #GratefulHeart #JewishComedian #RealLifeRomCom #DrPianoMan

    34 min
  6. 11/20/2025

    Schall We Talk Episode 10 - Marissa Rosen

    Robyn sits down with her lifelong friend and Broadway powerhouse Marissa Rosen to talk about growing up together on Long Island, chasing big theater dreams, and what it actually feels like to make your Broadway debut. Marissa shares how she landed “For the Girls” with Kristin Chenoweth, the very un-glamorous story behind her onstage concussion in Water for Elephants, and what it’s like to be the “character type” in an industry obsessed with leading ladies. They reminisce about middle school elections, bad wigs, and high school musicals, then wrap things up with a chaotic musical-humming game and a sweet (and slightly unhinged) drop-in from Mama Schall.  In this episode:  Robyn explains why this is actually episode 11, not 10, and what happened to the “lost” triathlon episode  How Robyn and Marissa met in pre-K and ended up doing school musicals together (Into the Woods, Jack’s mom, Little Red, the whole thing)  Marissa’s early break in My Big Gay Italian Wedding and how that show opened doors in NYC   The midnight “Broadway booty call” that led to her debut in For the Girls with Kristin Chenoweth   The moment onstage when she got to say, “I’m making my Broadway debut right now” and the theater exploded   Life as a working performer: off-Broadway, tours, workshops, and why being a “type” can actually be your superpower   The Water for Elephants concussion story: weighted hula hoops, flying rope, and finishing the show anyway   Bat Boy at City Center: massive theater, short rehearsal window, and stepping into Marissa Jaret Winokur’s role   Robyn & Marissa swap memories of middle school: class president, speeches, and failed treasurer campaigns   A musical humming game that completely falls apart (and somehow still lands on Little Shop and Sound of Music)   Quick chat about Marissa’s Christmas tour with Jessica Vosk and her holiday album with Marty Thomas, The Award Winning Holiday Album   Mama Schall calls in for the Patreon producer shout-outs and a tiny dose of chaos   Links & ways to get involved   Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic   Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk  Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com  Patreon Producers:  Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.   Produced by Security   #ShallWeTalk #BroadwayStories #MusicalTheaterLife #BroadwayDebut #BehindTheCurtain #PerformerLife #TheatreCommunity #ActorsOfInstagram #ComediansOfInstagram #NYCArts #CreativeLife

    43 min
5
out of 5
84 Ratings

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Schall We Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Robyn Schall. Imagine the wild energy of Pee Wee’s Playhouse colliding with an old-school talk show. Each episode is its own unpredictable adventure. One week Robyn might be sharing her latest personal misadventure, the next she’s diving into interactive games, interviews, science experiments, or even chaotic cooking trials. No matter the theme, every episode makes listeners feel like they’re part of the fun, the madness, and the laughter.

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