The Colonel & the Kid

Gregory L Heitmann

Built on my memoir of my grandfather, "The Colonel & the Kid," is a podcast that discusses today's events, culture, sports, and better living. Good for a laugh or two,...while you kill time listening and doing your work.

  1. 1d ago

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 51 - The Oryx

    Chapter 51: The Oryx Gregory Heitmann reflects on the 25th anniversary of 9/11, then shares a detailed chapter from The Colonel and the Kid memoir about a 2019 oryx hunt on White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico. The episode blends personal remembrance, hunting logistics, military history, and family legacy, all centered on a story he wishes he could have told his grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr. In this episode, Gregory Heitmann opens with the purpose of the podcast: preserving his grandfather's memory and the lessons passed between them. He then reads Chapter 51, describing the challenge of tracking a broken-horn oryx across a restricted missile range, the tension of making the shot, and the scramble to load the animal before the gate closes. He closes with reflections on the hunt, a Minnesota Twins update, NFL notes, and a remembrance of 9/11. Key topics Gregory explains the heart of the podcast as a memoir project about his relationship with his grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr. He marks the 25th anniversary of 9/11 as a day of remembrance, sharing where he was working in Iowa when the attacks happened. He introduces Chapter 51, "The Oryx," with opening quotes from Theodore Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway about wilderness and killing cleanly. He describes the oryx as an African antelope brought to New Mexico in the 1970s and now hunted on White Sands Missile Range. He recounts his first oryx hunt in 2009, then contrasts it with the 2019 broken-horn tag that required a legal trophy with a damaged horn. He details the unusual hunting environment on the missile range, including background checks, vehicle inspections, safety briefings, unexploded ordnance warnings, and the secrecy of the area. He describes stalking a lone broken-horn bull on foot across rocky desert terrain, using a backpack as a rifle rest when the shot finally presented itself. He shares the emotional moment of making the final shot, then retrieving, gutting, and loading a roughly 500-pound animal before sunset. He explains the challenge of getting the oryx into the truck without a plank, improvising with coolers, a spare tire, chains, and a come along. He closes the chapter by reflecting on the meat, the hide, the skull, and the lingering sense that the hunt felt improbable, almost miraculous. Notable quotes "Death by violence, death by cold, death by starvation... Life is hard and cruel for all the lower creatures." "I didn't mind killing anything, any animal, if I killed it cleanly." Action items Remember the three B's Gregory closes with: be assertive, be positive, be proactive. If you are interested in the hunt location, the chapter makes it clear that White Sands Missile Range and the Trinity site are central to the story. Gregory recommends thinking of the hunt as both a physical challenge and a memory worth preserving.

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 51 - The Oryx
  2. 5d ago

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 50 - The Snow Goose

    The Snow Goose Gregory Heitmann reflects on Chapter 50 of The Colonel and the Kid, using a spring snow goose hunt and a set of family memories to explore grief, preservation, and the value of record-keeping. He ties the chapter to the death of his father, the legacy of his grandfather, and the emotional pull of keeping those memories alive through the memoir and podcast. In this episode, Gregory Heitmann shares a personal chapter from his memoir, recounting a New Year’s Day phone call about his father’s death, a later snow goose hunt that became a lasting memory, and the taxidermy mounts that now symbolize both family history and hunting tradition. He also pauses for his usual recurring segments, including a Minnesota Twins update, sports headlines, a “look what I found” item, and a preview of future language commentary. Key topics Gregory explains that Chapter 50, “The Snow Goose,” is part of his memoir project to preserve the history of his grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and their relationship.He reflects on how most people are forgotten after two or three generations, which motivates his effort to keep family history alive in audio, video, and written form.He recounts the shock of learning on New Year’s Day 2021 that his father had died, and contrasts that sudden loss with his grandfather’s longer decline.He describes helping his mother in Groton, South Dakota, during the early months after his father’s death while working remotely for the Federal Highway Administration.He shares how spring snow goose hunting gave him some healing during that period, especially because he used his dad’s Browning Auto 5 shotgun on the first outings.He tells the story of one successful hunt in March 2021, when he harvested a snow goose that became the chapter’s symbolic centerpiece and a memorial to his father.He highlights the orange staining on the goose’s feathers and bill, connecting it to the old “Know Your Ducks and Geese” booklet and to iron or rust in the water where geese winter.He compares the snow goose mount with an earlier blue goose mount, noting that both now hang on his wall in Santa Fe as reminders of hunts tied to his South Dakota roots.He closes the memoir section by pairing the chapter with childhood memories, including a snow goose birthday cake at age nine and a lifelong love of Minnesota Vikings colors and waterfowl.He briefly steps into recurring segments with updates on the Minnesota Twins, NFL kickoff, an upcoming elk scouting trip, and a new glass bowl and flag he found on his walks. Notable quotes “Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.” “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, well, you might find you get what you need.” “Be assertive, be positive, be proactive.”

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 50 - The Snow Goose
  3. Sep 4

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 49 - The Daughters (Part 3 The Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp)

    The Colonel and the Kid Podcast - Chapter 49: The Daughters Part 3 - Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp Greg Heitmann opens this episode with a personal introduction to Chapter 49 of his memoir-based podcast, then spends most of the show reading and reflecting on a photo-rich chapter about family memories, lake life, military service, and camping. He connects childhood experiences at Buffalo Lakes with later elk camps and National Guard imagery, showing how the same themes of outdoors, family, and discipline run through his life. He also includes his usual recurring segments on baseball, a “look what I found” rabbit hole, and a streaming recommendation. Key topics In this episode, Greg frames Chapter 49 as the final chapter in the “Daughters” section, centered on Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp and the memories tied to Clear Lake. He walks through several family photos from around 1952, describing his mom Caralee, Aunt Cathy, a lake cabin, and a polished wooden boat identified as a Dunphy Trout model. He reflects on how the lake trip may have been a family reunion or weekend getaway, and how the photos helped him “put a bow” on this part of the memoir. Greg shares vivid childhood memories of Buffalo Lakes in the mid-1970s, including fishing from docks, using makeshift rods, borrowing minnows, swimming, and bathing in the lake with a bar of soap. He notes that his Aunt Cathy managed the camper trip with several kids in a tiny trailer, while his younger brother Garrett likely stayed with their parents because he was too young for the trip. The chapter also compares those childhood camping conditions with his current elk-hunting setups, emphasizing how cramped campers and tents felt normal then and tiny now. Greg transitions into military photo commentary, discussing National Guard training in the Badlands, Alaska service imagery, and an Aleutian Islands station during the Korean War. He highlights the visual details in the photos, including tents, folding chairs, helmets, field uniforms, and the rugged landscapes of South Dakota and Alaska. In the closing memoir reflection, Greg says the Buffalo Lakes trip left a deep positive impression and that he expects future family conversations will correct or expand on his memories. Outside the chapter reading, he gives a Minnesota Twins update, saying they are still in the wild card race but likely not playoff caliber. He shares a long “look what I found out” segment about how 33 and a third RPM records and 45s developed, starting from a plastic bag and a Naked Gun memory. In the “antenna” segment, he recommends the spy series The Agency, praising its cast and premise even though he thinks Lioness and Patriot are stronger shows. Notable quotes “Life is better at the lake.” “Stay close to the serenity of a lake to meet your own peace of mind.” “Be assertive. Be positive. Be proactive.” Action items Greg plans to finish and record more chapters over the holiday weekend. He intends to scout elk terrain and verify his trail markings after Labor Day. He may look into whether a Browning 250th anniversary rifle is available as a collector’s item. He recommends The Agency for listeners who want another CIA-style spy series.

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 49 - The Daughters (Part 3 The Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp)
  4. Aug 28

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 48 - The Shaving

    Chapter 48: The Shaving Gregory Heitmann continues The Colonel and the Kid Podcast with a solo memoir episode built around shaving, facial hair, and the memories those rituals trigger. The chapter uses Grandpa’s military-era mustache, old shaving products, and a handful of family and hunting photos to explore masculinity, memory, and the value of preserving a personal record.This episode is part reflection, part photo commentary, and part podcast update, with Gregory also touching on baseball, license plates, and a streaming recommendation. Key topics Gregory frames the podcast as a memoir project about his maternal grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and explains why recording these stories matters.He reflects on the process of writing and speaking as a kind of self-analysis or “psychotherapy,” using it to sort out his thoughts and preserve memory.The chapter opens with Jack Kemp’s quote, “Winning is like shaving. You do it every day, or you wind up looking like a bum,” which sets up the shaving theme.Gregory shares his own shaving habits, noting that he prefers an electric razor, often keeps a beard in cooler months, and leaves some stubble rather than shaving to smooth skin.He describes a childhood memory of watching Grandpa shave with a triple-head electric shaver and being given a dab of Skin Bracer aftershave as a symbolic introduction to manhood.He discusses several old grooming products and collectible bottles, including Skin Bracer and Avon Deep Woods Aftershave in a 1923 Maxwell automobile bottle.A photo of Gregory and Angela from around 2012 becomes a contrast point, showing a younger version of his preferred facial hair style.The episode connects facial hair with hunting and masculinity through a snowy 2022 elk-butchering photo and a 1992 photo of Grandpa with a full white beard.Gregory ends the memoir chapter with a selfie of himself wearing a handlebar mustache, using it as a bookend to Grandpa’s mustached military photo.In the post-chapter segments, he gives a Minnesota Twins update, complains about the confusing variety of New Mexico license plates, and recommends the TV series Patriot as a smart, offbeat spy show.Notable quotes Copy “Winning is like shaving. You do it every day, or you wind up looking like a bum.” Copy “I consider it to be my psychotherapy.” Copy “Be assertive, be positive, and be proactive.” Action items Listen/read with the photos in view if possible, since several of the chapter’s points depend on the image captions.If you like odd, reflective memoir chapters, this one is a standout.Check out Patriot if you want a quieter, more humorous spy series than the usual high-stress intelligence drama.

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 48 - The Shaving
  5. Aug 25

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 47 - The Christmas Times (Part 3)

    Chapter 47 - The Christmas Times Part 3 Greg Heitmann continues the Colonel and the Kid memoir with a photo-rich Christmas chapter centered on family tradition, his grandfather Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and the values he ties to those memories. The episode also branches into recurring segments on baseball, sports headlines, a found object, a personalized license plate, and a TV recommendation.This is a solo episode with Greg as the only speaker. He mixes memoir reading, personal reflection, and commentary, with the main themes landing on Christmas memories, family heritage, and American civic values. Key topics In this episode, Greg opens Chapter 47 of the memoir, “The Christmas Times Part 3,” and explains that the project exists to preserve his grandfather’s memory and family history.He frames the chapter as both a written and audio record, emphasizing the memoir’s role in capturing family tradition before it gets forgotten.He walks through a series of Christmas photographs from the late 1970s through the mid-1980s, describing his grandfather at the Sisseton, South Dakota Country House opening gifts, sitting with family, and surrounded by holiday clutter and classic decor.Greg highlights recurring visual details across the photos: the orange velour chair, wood-paneled interiors, Ducks Unlimited art, old spice aftershave, a cuckoo clock, and a Siamese cat figure or statue.He reflects on how the family’s Christmas trips to grandma and grandpa helped shape his sense of citizenship, belonging, and “Americanism.”He quotes the American Legion mission and values as a kind of framework for the life lessons he says his grandfather helped instill.He compares the original photos with AI-enhanced versions, commenting on the tension between authenticity and perfection.He gives a personal update on summer, hats, and his haircut, then transitions into the podcast’s recurring segments.In the MLB update, he reports the Minnesota Twins as 64 and 68, two games out of the wildcard, and expresses skepticism about their baseball talent despite their athletic ability.In sports headlines, he notes the NFL season starting on Wednesday, September 9th, and says football will likely take over his attention.In big news, he discusses the reported death of Dolly Parton at 80, praising her positivity and cultural legacy.In “Look What I Found,” he shows off a broken tow hook he picked up off the street, jokingly framing it as a “hooker.”In “License to Podcast,” he analyzes a personalized plate reading “THEZOHAN,” explaining the meaning of Zohan in Urdu and Arabic contexts.In “The Antenna,” he strongly recommends the TV series The Lioness, praising Taylor Sheridan’s writing, the cast, and the show’s spy-thriller premise.

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 47 - The Christmas Times (Part 3)
  6. Aug 11

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 45 - The Heart Attack

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 45 - The Heart Attack Gregory L. Heitmann returns with chapter 45 of The Colonel and the Kid, reflecting on his memoir, his grandfather Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and the lasting impact of a 1998 heart attack. He also spends time on the emotional weight of finishing the memoir, the role the podcast has played in self-examination, and several recurring updates from his life in Santa Fe.This episode is a solo episode with Gregory as the only speaker. The main topics are memoir reflection, his grandfather’s heart attack and medical care, and a set of lighter recurring segments on sports, hummingbirds, local conditions, and found objects. Key topics Gregory explains that the podcast exists to preserve family history and record his memoir in audio and video form.He frames chapter 45, "The Heart Attack," as part of the final season of the memoir, with chapter 45 sitting in the third and final season of chapters 41 through 60.He reflects on how the podcast has become a form of psychotherapy and introspective analysis, especially regarding how his grandfather shaped him.He recounts his grandfather’s heart attack in 1998, the ambulance transfer, the hospital treatment, and the family story surrounding the event.He discusses the Colt 1911 Commander pistol that belonged to his grandfather and treats it as a meaningful memento.He compares American healthcare with Canadian-style rationing and criticizes the Affordable Care Act, insurance access, and what he sees as a broken system.He expands that criticism to broader concerns about Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and government follow-through on promises.He gives a Minnesota Twins update, noting their slide below .500, injuries, and his fading loyalty to Minnesota sports teams.He shares a World Cup reaction, calling soccer boring and arguing the tournament was financially significant but not especially entertaining.He closes with local life updates from Santa Fe, including peak hummingbird migration, nearby wildfire smoke, a found motorcycle foot peg, and a personalized Corvette plate reading "you bet."Timestamps (00:00) Back on the podcast after a hiatus (01:02) Chapter 45 and the memoir’s final season(03:06) Why the podcast became personal therapy (07:39) Season structure and the feeling of nearing the end (10:09) Hot weather, hats, and settling into the chapter (12:26) Opening quote for "The Heart Attack" (13:18) Two themes of the chapter: warning signs and healthcare(14:50) Grandpa’s heart attack and the family’s memory of it (15:14) The Colt 45 Commander pistol and its military history (18:18) Bypass surgery and the young heart surgeon’s briefing (22:15) Obama, the Affordable Care Act, and "death panels" (23:29) Frustration with insurance, appointments, and access to care (24:28) Quality of life versus simply staying alive (25:21) George Steinbrenner quote to close the chapter (26:46) Broader criticism of government-run healthcare (31:14) Comparing U.S. care with Canada and other systems (36:33) Transition from memoir to recurring podcast segments (39:40) Minnesota Twins losing streak and playoff doubts (42:51) Parting ways with Minnesota sports fandom (49:48) World Cup reaction and why soccer didn’t hold his interest (52:57) Spain beats Argentina in a boring final (57:46) Peak hummingbird migration in Santa Fe (60:14) Nearby wildfire smoke and air quality concerns (63:05) Found object: a motorcycle passenger foot peg (66:12) License to Podcast: a blue Corvette with plate "you bet" (70:03) Closing advice: be assertive, positive, proactive

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 45 - The Heart Attack
  7. Aug 4

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 44 - The Last Pheasant Hunt

    The Last Pheasant Hunt: A Farewell to Grandpa's Hunting Memories In this heartfelt episode, Gregory Heitmann revisits an emotional chapter from his grandfather's life, focusing on their final pheasant hunt together. Explore personal stories, reflections on aging, and the enduring bond between a grandson and his grandfather, all set against the backdrop of South Dakota’s hunting traditions. Main Topics Covered: Gregory's background and connection to his grandfather, Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr.Detailed recounting of the final pheasant hunt in Sisseton, South Dakota, including vivid descriptions of the day and family photosReflection on aging, health issues, and the signs of mortality observed during the huntInsights into Grandpa's hunting gear, including his prized shotgun and military penmanship on gear labelsDeep dive into the significance of upland game birds like pheasants and Hungarian partridges in South Dakota culturePersonal musings on the fleeting nature of time and the importance of preserving family history through memoirsUpdates on the host's hunting plans, water availability for duck hunting, and outdoor adventures in New MexicoSegments on sports updates, including Minnesota Twins' performance and Stanley Cup predictionsFinal thoughts on outdoor life, weather, and the importance of action and positivityTimestamps: 00:00 - Introduction and episode overview00:23 - Gregory shares his relationship with his grandfather, Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr.01:30 - Discussing chapter 44, "The Last Pheasant Hunt"04:14 - Reflection on the emotional journey of documenting family history07:02 - Opening quote from "The Wizard of Oz"07:40 - Description of the family photo from the 1996 pheasant hunt11:19 - Gregory recalls the final pheasant hunt outside Siston, South Dakota, in 199812:34 - Setting the scene of the hunt with family details and the landscape14:49 - Details about Grandpa's shotgun, a Remington Model 11, and its historical significance17:11 - Close-up images of Grandpa's shotgun action and safety mechanism18:13 - Grandpa's vintage case for his shotgun and military penmanship19:01 - Photos of Grandpa's taxidermy Hungarian partridge and reflections22:27 - Showcasing Grandpa's mounted Hungarian partridge and its legacy24:42 - Memories of partridges and their decline in South Dakota25:45 - Reflections on the chapter's emotional impact and family legacy26:29 - A concluding family photo and the enduring bonds of outdoor life31:14 - Closing quote from Doc Holliday: "There is no normal life. There’s just life."32:22 - Podcast wrap-up and personal updates33:52 - Minnesota Twins season review and coaching critique42:28 - Recent sports predictions and updates on NHL and NBA finals44:06 - Excitement over NFL season and personal NFL ticket success45:46 - Reflection on water conditions, duck hunting plans, and outdoor pursuits51:31 - "Look What I Found" segment: shedding elk antler discovery54:20 - Planning elk hunting trips with trail markers and physical preparation57:27 - Personal thoughts on outdoor pursuits, weather, and upcoming adventures58:42 - Closing gratitude and call to action: stay positive and proactiveJoin Gregory as he preserves a lifetime of outdoor memories, family history, and life lessons with genuine warmth and clarity.

    The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 44 - The Last Pheasant Hunt

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Built on my memoir of my grandfather, "The Colonel & the Kid," is a podcast that discusses today's events, culture, sports, and better living. Good for a laugh or two,...while you kill time listening and doing your work.