The Après

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Tim Warwood, Jenny Jones and Ollie Peart are just three aging parents who love to get rad. Listen for some exceptional action sports nonsense. If you love to shred but your legs hurt, this podcast is for you - Get in touch theaprespod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. DJ BBQ and Johno Verity LIVE from Tamworth Snowdome - Season Finale!

    Apr 30

    DJ BBQ and Johno Verity LIVE from Tamworth Snowdome - Season Finale!

    We're goming to you LIVE from Tamworth Snowdome. In our season finale we've got special guests DJ BBQ (Christian Stevenson) and Johno Verity - both legends in the UK snowboarding scene. You'll learn just how good Kylie Minogue is on a snowboard, why Lewis Hamiton got told off by Johno and who has the most covers in UK snowboard history (is it Jenny or Johno?). This is the last of the season so get your questions and emails in for next season theaprespod@gmail.com If you'd like one of our stickers, get in touch on Instagram @theaprespod and we'll find a way. Snowdome Trivia: The origins of the 170m slope and Tim’s first job in 1994. Olympic Reflections: Comparing the atmosphere of the Winter Olympics in Italy versus the COVID-era games in China. DJ BBQ’s Adventures: From the infamous London Chili Challenge to DJing for Jamiroquai. Jono Verity’s Evolution: How a pro snowboarder became an accidental history influencer (and the story behind that pink hat). The Lewis Hamilton Critique: Why Jono told an F1 world champion his style was "wack." Use code THEAPRES at Heidi’s Holidays for a discount on your next trip! Special Offers:Timecoded Chapters0:00 - Introduction & Live from Tamworth Snowdome1:10 - Snowdome Trivia: Slope Length and Width3:15 - Tim & Jenny’s Snowdome Origins: First Jobs and Broken Shoulders7:00 - Reflecting on the Winter Olympics (Italy vs. China)9:50 - Welcoming Guest: Christian Stevenson (DJ BBQ)12:15 - The Infamous 1.2 Million Scoville Chili Challenge15:50 - Christian's UK Snowboarding Roots & Jamiroquai Stories18:40 - Snowboarding with Kylie Minogue21:40 - Welcoming Guest: Jono Verity (The Pink Hat History Guy)23:30 - Jono’s Rise to Internet Fame & 90s Snowboarding Memories28:40 - The Truth Behind Jono’s Iconic Pink Hat33:20 - Jono’s Alpine History & The Melting Glaciers35:10 - Snowboarding with Lewis Hamilton: A Brutal Style Critique39:40 - Early Days at the Board Test: Christian & Jono’s First Meeting41:50 - The Winnebago "Smoke Screen" Incident44:50 - New Parenting at 58 & Wrapping up the Season47:00 - Outro: Hitting the Slopes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 5m
  2. £12,000 Wine Flips & The Cardboard "Slit" Checker

    Apr 23

    £12,000 Wine Flips & The Cardboard "Slit" Checker

    As the snow turns to slush and the mountain bikers start reclaiming the trails from the skiers, the crew retreats to the log cabin for one last winter debrief. This episode is a wild ride from the high seas to the factory floor. We dive into a legendary "mega-yacht" story involving Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston, and some extremely expensive wine, before descending into the dark pits of our collective employment history. From checking "slits" in a cardboard factory to turning a lid-cutting warehouse into a ninja star arena, we’re celebrating the end of the season by remembering the jobs that made us who we are (and made us never want to go back). Plus, we look ahead to our massive live event at the Tamworth Snowdome with guests Jonno Verity and DJ BBQ. Grab a beer, kick off your boots, and join us for the Apres! 🍻 (our shownotes are written with Ai - if there are any errors, blame the robots) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    41 min

  3. Apr 15

    Snow Camp, Jägermeister and Sleepy Tim

    Grab a cold one and kick off your boots! In this high-altitude episode of The Apres, we’re coming to you live-ish from the sun deck in Val Thorens. Tim and Jenny have been getting stuck into the festivities at the AJ Bell Three Valley Rally, all in the name of the incredible charity, Snow-Camp. Between Tim getting caught snoozing on a balcony and Jenny demonstrating some "flexible" drinking techniques with a bottle of Jägermeister, the team dives into the gritty reality of spring riding. We’re talking "porridge" snow, navigating whiteouts using secret pole codes, and the absolute chaos of renting a car on the "wrong side" of the French-Swiss border. Plus, Tim finally fixes a binding issue he’s had for six months, and Ollie calls out the world's most questionable height claim. It’s fast, it’s slushy, and it’s full of "Liquid Sunshine." Let’s get stuck in! ⛷️🔥 00:00 - Introduction & Jägermeister Shenanigans 🥃 Jenny explains the "bottle on the floor" game involving splits and zero hands. 02:12 - Balcony Naps & Liquid Sunshine ☀️ Tim gets caught doing "business calls" (sleeping) while the party rages below in Val Thorens. 03:15 - Riding in "Porridge" & Whiteouts 🥣 The team discusses the brutal spring conditions where you can't turn—you just point and pray. 04:52 - Pro Tip: Color-Coded Piste Poles 🚩 A life-saving revelation on how to use yellow pole caps to stay on the piste during a whiteout. 06:58 - Snow-Camp: Changing Lives 💙 An inside look at how Snow-Camp helps inner-city young people find careers in the snow sports industry. 10:10 - Tim’s Midlife Crisis Haircut 💇‍♂️ Tim debuts his new crew cut and discusses the "midlife crisis" vibes of the rally. 11:58 - The Geneva Airport Nightmare ✈️ Passport control chaos and the ultimate fail of renting a "French car" in a Swiss airport. 15:06 - Bindings & The "9-Year-Old" Stance 🏂 Tim admits to riding with loose bindings for months and setting his stance up like a child. 18:25 - The Great 6’2” Height Debate 📏 Tim claims he’s over 6 feet tall; Ollie and the rest of the world strongly disagree. 21:10 - Tamlands Live & Easter Eggs 🐣 A look ahead to the live podcast at Snowdome Tamworth on the 28th. Enjoyed the carnage? Make sure to Subscribe and leave us a Review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! ⛷️ Follow us on Instagram: @TheApresPod ❄️ Support the Charity: Search for Snow-Camp or Three Valley Rally to see how you can help get more kids on the slopes. 🎟️ Get Your Discount: Use code THEAPRE for 15% off your session at Tamworth Snowdome on April 28th! Stay legendary, and we'll see you at the bar! 🍻🏔️ How's the riding been for you this season—are you a fan of the spring slush or do you prefer the mid-winter deep freeze? ⏱️ Chapters📢 Call to Action Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    42 min

  4. Apr 2

    Lip Plumpers, Cadaver Pecs, and Parenting Fails in Obergurgl

    Welcome back to the chalet! In this week's episode of The Apres, the gang is split between the UK and the Austrian Alps, and things get weird almost immediately. From accidental cosmetic "enhancements" to the dark side of plastic surgery, we’re covering it all before hitting the slopes. In This Episode: The "Botox" Incident: Jenny arrives with a suspiciously plump pout, but it’s not a procedure—it’s a high-stakes encounter with a stepdaughter’s "tingling" red lip oil. Tim’s Austrian Odyssey: Tim checks in from Obertauern, reporting live on the return of winter. He’s been carving through the powder in Obergurgl and Hochgurgl, taking in the 3,000m views of Italy and living his best "business class" ski life. The Commentator’s Curse: We revisit the viral clip of Tim’s daughter, Wren, taking a spectacular tumble in the snowpark while Tim—ever the professional—continues to commentate the "crash" instead of rushing to the rescue. Cadaver... What?: Ollie drops some truly horrifying knowledge about the latest trends in cosmetic surgery involving "donated" tissue. Let’s just say Jenny is sticking to her lip oil. Listener Mailbag: * We settle a score on name pronunciations (sorry, Kim!). We meet Penny Bennett, the 39-year-old beginner who proves you’re never too old to get obsessed with snowboarding and Scotty James. Adam from Winchester steps up with a legendary offer: a Burton Custom X for Tim, provided he can actually ride a board that stiff. 🚨 THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Join us for the World’s First Official Apres In-Person Record-Along and Ride-Along! Where: Tamworth Snowdome When: Tuesday, April 28th The Deal: Come shred with Tim, Jenny, and Ollie followed by a live podcast recording. Discount: Use code THEAPRES at the Snowdome booking system for 15% off your all-night slope pass. Got a question or a "transfer from hell" story? Email us at theaprespod@gmail.com or find us on Instagram @theaprespod. Next week: Jenny reveals the airport transfer story that lasted an eternity. Note: We use AI for our shownotes, so if they're weird or don't make sense, we're sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    40 min

  5. Mar 26

    We have a HUGE announcement

    We’re back, and the energy is as high as the price of mountain chips. This week, we kick things off with Ollie’s mid-life-crisis-in-reverse: a 2016 Citroën C4 Picasso. It has multiple cup holders, flat-folding seats for B&Q runs, and apparently, the "sound of dreams." We also settle (or fail to settle) the age-old debate: Is AdBlue actually pig urine? Beyond the garage talk, we have the biggest announcement in the show’s history and a deep dive into the recent madness in Flachau. In this episode: Ollie’s New Whip: 1.6L of raw BlueHDi power. Ollie defends his new Picasso, while Jenny and Tim try to figure out if it's a car or a very small bus. The AdBlue Truth: We go deep on diesel additives. Is it a conspiracy? Is it livestock waste? Does Jenny’s Transporter even care? TAMWORTH LIVE! The big reveal. We’re taking the show to the Tamworth Snowdome on Tuesday, April 28th. We’re recording live from 6-7 PM, then hitting the slope for a massive ride-along from 7-10 PM. The Code: Use THEAPRES (all caps) for 15% off your slope tickets for the night. Spring Battle & Mia Brookes: Ollie recaps the absolute scenes at Absolute Park. We talk FPV drones, "claiming a run," and why Ollie is personally offended by the BBC’s choice of photography for Mia’s World Cup win. Apres Nostalgia: Jenny returns from a star-studded (and fur-lined) week in Courchevel. We talk St. Paddy’s Day, the legendary band Bring Your Sisters, and Ollie’s 2008 first-kiss revelation. The Fish Vest: Tim explains how to survive the resort food prices by looking like a local angler. The Essential Info: Live Show: Tamworth Snowdome Date: Tuesday, April 28th The Hookup: Use code THEAPRES for 15% off slope tickets. https://www.snowdome.co.uk/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    42 min

  6. Mar 12

    Charlotte Bankes: Olympic Glory, Travel Wax, and Breaking Bankes

    What a week! The chalet is officially crowded as we finally welcome a proper guest into the mix. And not just any guest—we’ve got actual Olympic royalty in the building. Fresh from her historic gold in Milano-Cortina 2026, Charlotte Bankes joins Tim, Jenny, and Ollie to talk wax, wins, and why the British team might just have the edge over the French when it comes to athlete support. Paralympic Heroes: We recap an emotional week on the boardercross course. We talk about the legend that is Davie Gieve, who defied a motor neurone disease diagnosis to compete seven years later, and Ollie Hill, who unfortunately sat out after a brutal crash during course testing. Natural Selection Tour: As the tour goes live, we break down the "Sessions" format across Japan, Utah, and Revelstoke. Plus, a massive shout-out to Yuka Fujimori for taking the win in the all-women’s R&D back-country contest. The Science of Speed: Charlotte lets us in on the world of high-stakes waxing. What exactly is "storage wax"? Does "travel wax" actually exist? And how much does a wizard like JP (her wax tech) really help when you're hunting for those fractions of a second? Beyond the Snow: It turns out Charlotte isn't just fast on a board; she’s a demon on the water too. We dive into her love for sailing Musto Skiffs and single-handed 29ers. Tim’s "Snip" Story: We wrap things up with a classic Tim Warwood tale involving a vasectomy, the Commonwealth Games, and a nurse who definitely recognized him from the telly. Links and other bits Natural Selection Tour: Catch the live action and replays on their YouTube Channel or official website. Spring Battle Flachau: Tim is heading out to Flachau next week for Spring Battle. Check out the event details at absolute-park.com. Musto Skiff Class: For those interested in Charlotte’s other passion, visit the Musto Skiff Class Association. Workshop by Jenny Jones: Want to improve your riding? Check out Jenny’s technical workshops at workshopbyjennyjones.com. Get in Touch: We want to hear your mountain stories (especially the ones where Ollie looks silly). Email: theaprespod@gmail.com Instagram: @theaprespod YouTube: The Apres Enjoying the show? Please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps other snow-heads find us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    46 min

  7. Mar 6

    Billionaire Slaps & £6k Duct Tape

    It’s just Tim and Ollie in the hot seat this week as Jenny takes a well-earned break from the BBC. Things get a bit "lads-lads-lads" as the boys dive into Paralympic prep, billionaire-slapping fantasies, and the eye-watering cost of airplane "duct tape". From Kaishu Hirano’s gravity-defying 25ft half-pipe air to the mystery of why Tui makes it so hard to book a board bag, this episode is packed tighter than a suitcase on a budget airline. The Paralympic Deep Dive: Tim is heading to Cardiff to commentate on the Paralympic Snowboard Men’s Upper Limb category. He’s currently drowning in spreadsheets trying to tell his Lower Limb 1s from his Lower Limb 2s. The Billionaire Slap-Off: If you could open-hand slap one billionaire, who would it be? The boys weigh up Elon Musk vs. Jeff Bezos, but James Dyson takes the heat for those ear-splitting hand dryers that spray your trousers. The 25ft Club: Discussing Kaishu Hirano’s legendary jump at the LAAX Open—25 feet above the lip!. That’s literally the height of the eaves on your house. The £6k Roll of Tape: Ever see tape on an airplane wing and panic? It’s actually "Speed Tape," and it costs a staggering £6,805 per roll. Tui Troubles & Listener Tips: Ollie is off to Austria for Spring Battle, but booking his board bag on a Tui flight has been a nightmare. The consensus from the listeners? "Just ring them up". Scotland’s Shifting Snow: Shout out to the scene in the Cairngorms and the upcoming sessions with Jamie Nicholls and Ben Kilner. Email the Show: theaprespod@gmail.com The Après Instagram: Follow for the "viral" Tui rants and more. Swiss Air: Mentioned for their free board bag policy—and no, the "APRE" promo code for free champagne probably won't work, but it’s worth a shot. Tui: For those brave enough to try and book sports equipment online. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    47 min
  8. Houston, Tim's just been followed

    Feb 27

    Houston, Tim's just been followed

    In this episode, the gang (mostly) gets back together—if we can keep Jenny's laptop from dying! We dive deep into the high-stakes world of childhood hoarding, celebrity Instagram follows, and what it’s like to look at Earth from the dark side of the moon. Highlights include: The Sticker Heist: Tim shares his "banging" snowboard sticker collection and the tragic moment his partner, Lucy, replaced his stickers with pastry supplies. Nostalgia Trip: Remembering the glory days of sending stamped addressed envelopes to skate shops just to get a few fresh decals. The Big Reveal: Tim has officially completed life. Find out which legendary British astronaut just gave him a follow on the 'gram (Hint: It’s Tim Peake). Paralympic Preview: We shout out the incredible athletes heading to the Paralympics next weekend, including Nina Sparks, Matt Hamilton, and Davey—the first person with MND to compete in the games. The Ultimate Space Playlist: If you were drifting behind the moon with no contact with Earth, would you listen to Tool, Hans Zimmer, or David Bowie?. The Bombardino: A listener question takes us to the slopes of Italy to discuss this legendary egg-custard-and-brandy concoction. Illustrator: https://mrgordo.co.uk/ (The genius behind the show's artwork). Instagram: Badge Geek (Mr. Birdo) - Incredible pin and badge photography. Podcast: https://www.wearelookingsideways.com/p/rerun-episode-137-christina-koch?utm_source=publication-search (The episode with astronaut Christina Koch). Watch: Paralympics, channel 4 - (Kicking off March 7th & 8th). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    29 min
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Tim Warwood, Jenny Jones and Ollie Peart are just three aging parents who love to get rad. Listen for some exceptional action sports nonsense. If you love to shred but your legs hurt, this podcast is for you - Get in touch theaprespod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    The Après
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    86
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Après
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