Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: The Fog

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What if the Belchers never closed their doors — even when the world ended? Tina Belcher writes her diary after the world ends. The fog has taken the sun, food is scarce, and Bob’s Burgers still serves meat… of some kind. This is a dark, apocalyptic reimagining of Bob’s Burgers — part horror, part tragic diary, part hunger story. Disclaimer: This is an unofficial, fan-made parody. Not affiliated with Fox, Disney, or the original creators. No profit, purely transformative storytelling.

Episodes

  1. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Seven

    JAN 24

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Seven

    The story you’re about to hear is an unofficial fan-made work, inspired by Bob’s Burgers. It is not endorsed by the network or creators. This is a dark, fictional reimagining—created for fun, not profit. # Entry 7 Dear Cannibal Diary, Sunday is brighter. Not bright. Just *brighter*. Like the sun remembered it’s supposed to try. On the seventh day, the fog rested. Sort of. The gray is thinner on Sundays. You can almost see where the sky should be, pale instead of charcoal, milk instead of ash. The neon sign hums differently too. Almost hopeful. Like it’s in on the secret that Sundays matter in ways the other days forgot how to. Dad is already at the grill when I come downstairs. The spatula is moving in that rhythm that means everything is normal even when it’s not. Salt going on like prayer beads. He’s prepping for the Sunday rush. People know. They always know. Sundays mean the tide came in. Linda is warming up her voice in the corner. She does scales before the big hymns. Today she’s testing a new one, something about harvest and grace and standing in line for blessings. Her voice is strong and a little off. That’s the power. Off means honest. Off means we’re still human and not already dead. Gene is at the window with his pan collection, watching the fog thin. “Sunday Shine,” he announces to nobody. “The fog’s on its best behavior. Must’ve gone to church.” “The fog doesn’t go to church. It didn’t believe in God,” Louise says from the door. She’s already in her knife-apron, bunny ears sharp against the pale morning. “That’s dark, sweetie,” Linda says, but she’s smiling. “It’s Sunday,” Louise says. “Beach run. Tide’s in.” The room goes quiet for a second. Then everybody moves. ----- Every Sunday, bodies wash up on the shore. Nobody knows why. Mort says it’s the currents. Louise says it’s the fog giving back what it took. Gene says it’s the ocean’s way of saying “you’re welcome” in a language made of corpses. Linda says it’s providence. Dad doesn’t say anything. He just preps extra patties. The fog gives back. That’s the theory. The ocean doesn’t keep everything forever. It spits some of it back on Sundays, twisted and strange, dressed in clothes from eras that don’t line up. Like the fog reached into different times and shook them loose. Bob stays at the grill. Always. That’s the rule. If Dad leaves the altar, the whole thing collapses. Linda stays to prep the dining room for the Sunday rush. Gene stays to guard and play the pan-drum welcome when we return. Jimmy Jr. is upstairs, still asleep probably, in Gene’s room. The crew for today: me, Louise, Teddy, Mort, and Rudy.

    25 min
  2. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Six

    JAN 12

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Six

    The story you’re about to hear is an unofficial fan-made work, inspired by Bob’s Burgers. It is not endorsed by the network or creators. This is a dark, fictional reimagining—created for fun, not profit. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diaries. season one. The fog. **Entry Six** Dear Cannibal Diary, Saturday Rounds (with Mr. F— and the Unromantic Ocean) Saturdays used to mean cartoons and chores and a burger special with a pun that made Dad chuckle in a way that said he hated it but also loved that he hated it. Now Saturdays mean something stranger and more official: Occupancy Rounds with Mr. Fischoeder—Ocean Avenue’s landlord, amusement-park owner, cape enthusiast, and part-time weather system in a white suit. He calls it “checking on my holdings.” I call it “riding shotgun in a cartoon villain’s golf cart while the fog sniffs my bangs and decides if they’re edible.” He really does own Wonder Wharf, and a terrifying number of properties, including our building. The wharf sits right across from Ocean Avenue like a haunted mirror. It used to be a place for first dates and bad corn dogs. Now it’s where we get salt and the wind forgets our names and gives them back out of order. Today is five years into the fog, and I am eighteen. I keep telling you that because it helps me remember that time still moves even when the sun is shy. My job on Saturdays: fill the jugs. Mr. F pulls up in his golf cart like he’s making an entrance on an invisible stage. The horn quacks. He leans on his bone-handled cane. The fog curls around his ankles like a white cat that finally got the supervillain it ordered. He winks with his eye that isn’t wearing an eyepatch and says, “Miss Belcher, are we prepared to plunder Poseidon?” He likes alliteration because it sounds like money. He actually does the golf cart thing around town and throws firecrackers for punctuation, old world trivia that still fits him like his cape. In the new world, the firecrackers are just a way to tell the fog: look over there.

    25 min
  3. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Five

    JAN 7

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Five

    The story you’re about to hear is an unofficial fan-made work, inspired by Bob’s Burgers. It is not endorsed by the network or creators. This is a dark, fictional reimagining—created for fun, not profit. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diaries. season one. The fog. **Entry Five** Dear Cannibal Diary, If the fog world has a heartbeat, it’s our block. Our building is the center. Bob’s Burgers refuses to die. The neon sign still glows. The paint still flakes. Kuchi Kopi sits by the register with no light inside him, but I rub his head for luck when I’m counting the line. Gene makes him tiny foil hats. Louise says if he ever glows again, we should run because it’s a fog hallucination. The front window is boarded. Teddy spent two days fitting plywood and sealing edges with tar from the docks. He cried while he worked. Not about the window. About Choo-Choo and Choo-Choo’s dad. About the horde. He hammered nails like apologies and said “For Bob” between each strike. The board is solid. Light comes through cracks. We see the line through gaps. Plastic wrap covers the gaps. On our right is Mort’s place. It’s Your Funeral Home & Crematorium. Our neighbor and now our dormitory annex. Teddy lives there. Rudy lives there. Mort says the rent is participation. Morning water runs. Battery carries. Grow room checks. Bone-soup stirs. Upstairs sweeps. It would be morbid if it weren’t also homey. On our left is the Store Next Door. Used to change names every week. Rent-A-Swag. Iced Ice Baby. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Video Bikini. Bad business plans and worse puns. Now it’s ours. The Grow House in daylight. The Energy Room at night. Five stationary bikes in the front windows from a gym that did not survive. Hand-lettered sign: RIDE TWO HOURS = GET A MEAL. In the back, under warming blankets that hum purple, we grow things that still want to be green. Scallions in jars. Onions in buckets. Thin-shouldered potatoes. One heroic basil plant that refuses to believe it’s not summer. Fischoeder stops by. He owns the buildings and the Wharf. “My domain,” he says, tipping his bone-capped cane. We humor him because he runs the town generators.

    20 min
  4. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Four

    JAN 5

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Four

    The story you’re about to hear is an unofficial fan-made work, inspired by Bob’s Burgers. It is not endorsed by the network or creators. This is a dark, fictional reimagining—created for fun, not profit. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diaries. season one. The fog. **Entry Four** Dear Cannibal Diary, The fog rolled in waves like a grey ocean. And it brought a crazy, blind, starved horde to our doorstep. I should back up. Home from the scavenger hunt. I was at my usual post with the Ledger open and a mint in my pocket that I had not used yet. The mint is for later. For when the fog taste gets too thick and you need one clean minute of peppermint to remember what relief feels like.

    32 min
  5. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Three

    10/20/2025

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Three

    Tina leads a rope-line salvage run with Mort, Teddy, and eighteen-year-old Rudy through a fog-choked arcade called Family Fun Time. They strip wire, paper goods, and a stubborn battery, and respectfully recover victims found on the stage, tagging details in The Ledger. The crew hauls supplies and bodies back to the restaurant, where Bob keeps the grill steady and Louise locks down the room. As evening falls, a distant, train-like scream rides the fog toward them—Tina closes The Ledger: “Something is coming.” Unofficial, fan-made parody inspired by Bob’s Burgers—not affiliated with Fox/Disney or the creators. Non-commercial, transformative work for fun and storytelling.

    25 min
  6. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Two

    10/18/2025

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry Two

    Tina continues her diary in the fog world, where survival depends on raiding, scavenging, and silent rules. Wonder Wharf has become a raider stronghold. Kingshead Island glows with secrets. The park hangs bodies from swings. Wagstaff mutates into therapy and hunger. The docks trade salt like gold. Through it all, Bob still cooks — not just to feed, but to remind people they’re human. This is Bob’s Burgers reimagined through ash and hunger — where Tina writes, and the Ledger remembers. Disclaimer This audio story is an unofficial, fan-made parody inspired by Bob’s Burgers. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Fox, Disney, or the creators of Bob’s Burgers. All characters and settings are portrayed in a transformative and fictional context. No profit is being made from this work. This project exists purely for artistic tribute and storytelling.

    12 min
  7. Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry One

    10/18/2025

    Bob’s Burgers: Tina’s Cannibal Diary - Season One: Entry One

    Tina Belcher begins her diary after five years of fog. Bob’s Burgers is the last refuge, where hunger gathers and names are written in a ledger no one speaks of. As she records the first entry, Tina explains the new world: the rules, the meat, and the cost of remembering. 7RvJvdmxPOgBDRHLoXnx

    15 min
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What if the Belchers never closed their doors — even when the world ended? Tina Belcher writes her diary after the world ends. The fog has taken the sun, food is scarce, and Bob’s Burgers still serves meat… of some kind. This is a dark, apocalyptic reimagining of Bob’s Burgers — part horror, part tragic diary, part hunger story. Disclaimer: This is an unofficial, fan-made parody. Not affiliated with Fox, Disney, or the original creators. No profit, purely transformative storytelling.

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