ACT IV SCENE IV The same. [Enter LAUNCE, with his his Dog]LAUNCEWhen a man's servant shall play the cur with him,look you, it goes hard: one that I brought up of apuppy; one that I saved from drowning, when three orfour of his blind brothers and sisters went to it.I have taught him, even as one would say precisely,5'thus I would teach a dog.' I was sent to deliverhim as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master;and I came no sooner into the dining-chamber but hesteps me to her trencher and steals her capon's leg:O, 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep himself10in all companies! I would have, as one should say,one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be,as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not hadmore wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did,I think verily he had been hanged for't; sure as I15live, he had suffered for't; you shall judge. Hethrusts me himself into the company of three or fourgentlemanlike dogs under the duke's table: he hadnot been there--bless the mark!--a pissing while, butall the chamber smelt him. 'Out with the dog!' says20one: 'What cur is that?' says another: 'Whip himout' says the third: 'Hang him up' says the duke.I, having been acquainted with the smell before,knew it was Crab, and goes me to the fellow thatwhips the dogs: 'Friend,' quoth I, 'you mean to whip25the dog?' 'Ay, marry, do I,' quoth he. 'You do himthe more wrong,' quoth I; ''twas I did the thing youwot of.' He makes me no more ado, but whips me outof the chamber. How many masters would do this forhis servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the30stocks for puddings he hath stolen, otherwise he hadbeen executed; I have stood on the pillory for geesehe hath killed, otherwise he had suffered for't.Thou thinkest not of this now. Nay, I remember thetrick you served me when I took my leave of Madam35Silvia: did not I bid thee still mark me and do as Ido? when didst thou see me heave up my leg and makewater against a gentlewoman's farthingale? didstthou ever see me do such a trick?[Enter PROTEUS and JULIA]PROTEUSSebastian is thy name? I like thee well40And will employ thee in some service presently.JULIAIn what you please: I'll do what I can.PROTEUSI hope thou wilt.[To LAUNCE]How now, you whoreson peasant!Where have you been these two days loitering?45LAUNCEMarry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me.PROTEUSAnd what says she to my little jewel?LAUNCEMarry, she says your dog was a cur, and tells youcurrish thanks is good enough for such a present.PROTEUSBut she received my dog?50LAUNCENo, indeed, did she not: here have I brought himback again.PROTEUSWhat, didst thou offer her this from me?LAUNCEAy, sir: the other squirrel was stolen from me bythe hangman boys in the market-place: and then I55offered her mine own, who is a dog as big as ten ofyours, and therefore the gift the greater.PROTEUSGo get thee hence, and find my dog again,Or ne'er return again into my sight.Away, I say! stay'st thou to vex me here?60[Exit LAUNCE]A slave, that still an end turns me to shame!Sebastian, I have entertained thee,Partly that I have need of such a youthThat can with some discretion do my business,For 'tis no trusting to yond foolish lout,65But chiefly for thy face and thy behavior,Which, if my augury deceive me not,Witness good bringing up, fortune and truth:Therefore know thou, for this I entertain thee.Go presently and take this ring with thee,70Deliver it to Madam Silvia:She loved me well deliver'd it to me.JULIAIt seems you loved not her, to leave her token.She is dead, belike?PROTEUSNot so; I think she lives.75JULIAAlas!PROTEUSWhy dost thou cry 'alas'?JULIAI cannot chooseBut pity her.PROTEUSWherefore shouldst thou pity her?80JULIABecause methinks that she loved you as wellAs you do love your lady Silvia:She dreams of him that has forgot her love;You dote on her that cares not for your love.'Tis pity love should be so contrary;85And thinking of it makes me cry 'alas!'PROTEUSWell, give her that ring and therewithalThis letter. That's her chamber. Tell my ladyI claim the promise for her heavenly picture.Your message done, hie home unto my chamber,90Where thou shalt find me, sad and solitary.[Exit]JULIAHow many women would do such a message?Alas, poor Proteus! thou hast entertain'dA fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs.Alas, poor fool! why do I pity him95That with his very heart despiseth me?Because he loves her, he despiseth me;Because I love him I must pity him.This ring I gave him when he parted from me,To bind him to remember my good will;100And now am I, unhappy messenger,To plead for that which I would not obtain,To carry that which I would have refused,To praise his faith which I would have dispraised.I am my master's true-confirmed love;105But cannot be true servant to my master,Unless I prove false traitor to myself.Yet will I woo for him, but yet so coldlyAs, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed.[Enter SILVIA, attended]Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean110To bring me where to speak with Madam Silvia.SILVIAWhat would you with her, if that I be she?JULIAIf you be she, I do entreat your patienceTo hear me speak the message I am sent on.SILVIAFrom whom?115JULIAFrom my master, Sir Proteus, madam.SILVIAO, he sends you for a picture.JULIAAy, madam.SILVIAUrsula, bring my picture here.Go give your master this: tell him from me,120One Julia, that his changing thoughts forget,Would better fit his chamber than this shadow.JULIAMadam, please you peruse this letter.--Pardon me, madam; I have unadvisedDeliver'd you a paper that I should not:125This is the letter to your ladyship.SILVIAI pray thee, let me look on that again.JULIAIt may not be; good madam, pardon me.SILVIAThere, hold!I will not look upon your master's lines:130I know they are stuff'd with protestationsAnd full of new-found oaths; which he will breakAs easily as I do tear his paper.JULIAMadam, he sends your ladyship this ring.SILVIAThe more shame for him that he sends it me;135For I have heard him say a thousand timesHis Julia gave it him at his departure.Though his false finger have profaned the ring,Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong.JULIAShe thanks you.140SILVIAWhat say'st thou?JULIAI thank you, madam, that you tender her.Poor gentlewoman! my master wrongs her much.SILVIADost thou know her?JULIAAlmost as well as I do know myself:145To think upon her woes I do protestThat I have wept a hundred several times.SILVIABelike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her.JULIAI think she doth; and that's her cause of sorrow.SILVIAIs she not passing fair?150JULIAShe hath been fairer, madam, than she is:When she did think my master loved her well,She, in my judgment, was as fair as you:But since she did neglect her looking-glassAnd threw her sun-expelling mask away,155The air hath starved the roses in her cheeksAnd pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face,That now she is become as black as I.SILVIAHow tall was she?JULIAAbout my stature; for at Pentecost,160When all our pageants of delight were play'd,Our youth got me to play the woman's part,And I was trimm'd in Madam Julia's gown,Which served me as fit, by all men's judgments,As if the garment had been made for me:165Therefore I know she is about my height.And at that time I made her weep agood,For I did play a lamentable part:Madam, 'twas Ariadne passioningFor Theseus' perjury and unjust flight;170Which I so lively acted with my tearsThat my poor mistress, moved therewithal,Wept bitterly; and would I might be deadIf I in thought felt not her very sorrow!SILVIAShe is beholding to thee, gentle youth.175Alas, poor lady, desolate and left!I weep myself to think upon thy words.Here, youth, there is my purse; I give thee thisFor thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lovest her.Farewell.180[Exit SILVIA, with attendants]JULIAAnd she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know her.A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautifulI hope my master's suit will be but cold,Since she respects my mistress' love so much.Alas, how love can trifle with itself!185Here is her picture: let me see; I think,If I had such a tire, this face of mineWere full as lovely as is this of hers:And yet the painter flatter'd her a little,Unless I flatter with myself too much.190Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow:If that be all the difference in his love,I'll get me such a colour'd periwig.Her eyes are grey as glass, and so are mine:Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine's as high.195What should it be that he respects in herBut I can make respective in myself,If this fond Love were not a blinded god?Come, shadow, come and take this shadow up,For 'tis thy rival. O thou senseless form,200Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, loved and adored!And, were there sense in his idolatry,My substance should be statue in thy stead.I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake,That used me so; or else, by Jove I vow,205I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyesTo make my master out of love with thee![Exit]