Respond, If You Please

Corpus Christi Originals
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Hosted by comedian Lito Cortez, Respond, If You Please is part of the Corpus Christi Originals Network and blends humor, curiosity, and thought-provoking conversation. From everyday absurdities to big questions about faith, the universe, and the human experience, Lito keeps listeners laughing while inviting them to slow down, reflect, and engage with life’s mysteries. It’s a show for anyone who loves sharp wit, relatable storytelling, and exploring the unknown with a smile.

Episodes

  1. Apr 7

    EP04: Trevor Long: High School Football, The Quarterback Mindset, and Athletic Recovery

    In Episode 4 of Respond, If You Please, Lito sits down with former starting quarterback Trevor Long to pull back the curtain on the "grit and grind" of South Texas athletics. They discuss the mental pressure of performing "under the gun," the critical role of accountability in the next generation of athletes, and Trevor’s personal journey of using yoga and stretching to overcome chronic pain and reclaim his physical longevity.

  2. Mar 19

    EP03: Loe Flores of Faderz Barbershop LLC

    Lito sits down with lifelong brother Loe Flores — owner of Faderz Barbershop in Corpus Christi — to talk about the real road behind the shop. From cutting hair in sixth grade to working 84-hour weeks in the refinery, missing his daughter's birth on a job site, and then walking away from guaranteed income to start barber school during COVID, Loe's story is one of grit, faith, and a wife who wouldn't let him quit. Respond, If You Please is part of the Corpus Christi Originals Podcast Network — real people, real conversations, no highlight reels. If you've ever told yourself the timing isn't right, this episode is for you. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/ottomp3/green-apple License code: GR7CCN1RLEZOJSYS Chapters (00:00:00) - Coming soon: The Fight(00:00:33) - Cutting Hair Like A Brother(00:04:15) - Cut My Hair As A Child(00:07:02) - No Toolbox, No Money(00:07:27) - Barber on Working Full-Time(00:11:21) - Catering to the Clientele(00:14:27) - Barbers on Working As a Business Owner(00:16:23) - How to get out of a dirty job(00:20:08) - How to Buy a House(00:23:27) - Choosing between maintenance and barber school(00:25:40) - Short Haircut For Barber School Students(00:27:33) - Laid Off at Barber School(00:30:30) - Barber on Starting a New Business at 25(00:33:13) - Barber on Starting a New Job at 20(00:36:12) - How to Get a Haircut(00:38:19) - Barber Opens His Own Shop(00:42:11) - Do You Have What It Takes to Get Out Of the Plant?(00:44:36) - Starting My Own Barber Shop(00:48:25) - 11 barbers open up their own shop in Washington(00:51:57) - Faders Barbershop: South Texas Glitz and Glam(00:55:52) - Barber Gets 6,000 Followers on Facebook(00:59:03) - Rihonda on Where Were We at 10 Years Ago(01:02:16) - Lethal Henry on Starting a Business:(01:05:00) - Lito Gets Real About His Comedy(01:07:18) - "Just Do It!"(01:08:38) - Low Fades Local Shop Nominations

  3. Mar 2

    EP02: Lupe Ramos of Choose Wisely | From Rock Bottom to Building a Brand

    In Episode 2 of Respond, If You Please, host Lito Cortez sits down with Lupe Ramos — founder and creative director of Choose Wisely Apparel — for a raw, real, and inspiring conversation. Lupe opens up about his journey from military service to sales, hitting rock bottom in 2023, and how his faith transformed both his life and his brand. They dive deep into building a brand from scratch, the importance of mindset, fatherhood, speaking life into your kids, and why Corpus Christi is far from a "crab in the bucket" city. Lupe also shares his heart for the community, advocating for fentanyl awareness after losing someone close to the epidemic. If you're an entrepreneur, a parent, a person of faith, or someone who just needs to hear that it gets better — this episode is for you. Part of the Corpus Christi Originals Podcast Network. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/moire/new-life License code: FZOFLLKZAZ5PSAJD

    EP02: Lupe Ramos of Choose Wisely | From Rock Bottom to Building a Brand

  4. 12/01/2025

    EP01: Trey Armijo | Corpus Christi UFO Sightings and Comedy

    In the premiere episode of Respond, If You Please, host Lito Cortez welcomes comedian Trey Armijo to discuss UFO sightings in Corpus Christi, Texas. Trey shares his incredible 2003 UFO encounter during Ray High School baseball practice—a triangle formation of red lights that hovered over the field, witnessed by the entire team. They dive into local UFO reports from NewForce.org, discuss the Corpus Christi comedy scene, share wild gig stories (including a 30-minute impromptu set opening for Paul Rodriguez), and explore the intersection of faith, comedy, and the unknown. Part of the Corpus Christi Originals Podcast Network.

    EP01: Trey Armijo | Corpus Christi UFO Sightings and Comedy

  5. 10/28/2025

    EP0: Inaugural Transmission for Respond, If You Please (Introduction Trailer)

    Broadcasting from the mysterious depths of Produce Media Studios, Respond, If You Please begins its first transmission with an examination of one of Earth’s most paradoxical creations — Lito Cortez, a Christian comedian. Through the lens of faith and humor, we deconstruct how laughter and belief can exist within the same being, exploring the absurd brilliance of finding meaning in chaos. Tune in as we analyze the divine and the ridiculous, and perhaps have your reality mildly rearranged in the process.

  • 5 Episodes

About

Hosted by comedian Lito Cortez, Respond, If You Please is part of the Corpus Christi Originals Network and blends humor, curiosity, and thought-provoking conversation. From everyday absurdities to big questions about faith, the universe, and the human experience, Lito keeps listeners laughing while inviting them to slow down, reflect, and engage with life’s mysteries. It’s a show for anyone who loves sharp wit, relatable storytelling, and exploring the unknown with a smile.

Information

  • Creator
    Corpus Christi Originals
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Respond, If You Please