2Dads1Mic

Mike Schneider

2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!

  1. 3d ago

    Drinking Pure Memories on Our Anniversary!... oh and Jury Duty!

    Most people try to dodge jury duty like it’s a phishing scam. But when Mike’s piss turned redder than a salsa picante, he had a front-row seat to the courtroom chaos you won’t believe — think Bloodsport meets Law & Order. Imagine halfway through jury selection, blood is gushing from his... ahem, and suddenly he’s THE star witness not for the case, but for confusion and comedy. Spoiler alert: it’s a heck of a story about hospital visits, perjury, and the power of pooping blood in a courtroom. In this wild ride, you’ll discover: The surprisingly common myth about felons and jury service (spoiler: Wisconsin doesn’t discriminate)Why your medical excuses just might not be enough to lie your way out of jury dutyThe secret to getting out of jury duty using some of the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heardHow a blood-bleeding patient became the courtroom MVP at the worst possible momentAnd a behind-the-scenes look at the courtroom drama that rivals TV crime stories — with no script, just real-life insanityPerfect for anyone who’s ever hated jury duty, wondered what really goes on in court, or just loves a good horror/medical/justice mash-up. This episode is a masterclass in how life throws blood, legal chaos, and some questionable excuses right at your feet — and somehow, you come out the hero (or at least alive).And don’t worry — no actual blood or jurors were harmed in the making of this story. Well, maybe a little, but hey, that’s court entertainment at its finest. Tune in for the story you didn’t know you needed: courtroom shenanigans, legal low downs, and a splash of medical mayhem. Hit play now, and maybe keep a towel nearby. www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseed.com/2dads1mic 2dads1mic414@gmail.com

  2. Jul 14

    S-2 EP 21 - The Price Is Wrong B!#@&... Stop Data Centers & save the Affects impacting generations!

    Most of us are clueless about how big tech's newest playgrounds — data centers — are wrecking our communities, our environment, and our future. Imagine giant, noisy, water-draining monsters polluting water, cranking up temperatures, and displacing families—all while sitting in the middle of nowhere. Yep, the fast rollout of these digital fortresses might be more about national security than your daily life, but at what cost?Join us as we go deep into the shadowy world of data centers, uncovering shocking truths about how they're draining water supplies from Utah's lakes, heating up the ground in Wisconsin, and even breathing down the necks of small-town residents. We’ll break down how these power-hungry giants are turning communities into megaservers with no long-term benefit—just a handful of fleeting jobs and a mess of pollution. Plus, discover the crazy laws from Alabama to Arizona about donkeys and swimsuits, proving some states really do have their own quirky rules about what’s off-limits. You’ll learn why government overreach—using eminent domain to grab land—and secrecy threaten your property and safety. We’ll highlight efforts by rebels like Quinn fighting to stop unchecked sprawling and why you should care about the water you drink, the bills you pay, and your kid’s future tangled in tech’s dirty deal. Perfect for anyone fed up with environmental exploitation, community displacement, or just tired of big tech's power plays. This episode isn’t just a rant—it’s a wake-up call. Because if we don’t challenge the reckless rush to build, the future looks like it’ll be a cold, flooded, surveilled nightmare. Ready to get pissed and get informed? Hit play now—the fight for our planet and pockets starts here. 2Dads1Mic414@gmail.com 2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic

  3. Jul 6

    S-2 EP 20 - The Great Regret: Why Big Tech Is Avoiding Its Own Creations... And Peach Tea!

    Ever wonder how AI is quietly sneaking into your bathroom breaks, classrooms, and even your job security? Spoiler: it’s not just about clever chatbots—this episode spills the tea on the real threats and bright spots of AI in our daily lives. Buckle up, because if you think AI is just a sci-fi fantasy, you’re about to get a wake-up call that might leave you questioning your own dependency on that smartphone. Join us as we hilariously dissect how AI is already changing the job market—supplanting entry-level gigs, shrinking job opportunities, and making us all a little less likely to solve problems the old-fashioned way (hint: thinking). We break down how AI’s influence extends beyond the office and classrooms, creeping into trades, problem-solving skills, and even the common sense that keeps us alive. Trust us, if you’re a parent worried your kid might never learn how to change a tire or use a hammer, you’re not alone—and we’ve got some tough truths. And it gets wild: from the terrifying potential of military AI to the conspiracy-level paranoia about AI turning into Skynet, we cover it all. Plus, you'll discover the surprisingly positive side—AI as an equalizer, empowering small businesses, leveling the playing field, and even helping us build faster, smarter, better (but still very human). Perfect for tech skeptics, tradespeople, or anyone who’s just trying to keep their job in the age of robots, this episode is a hilarious, insightful dive into what AI is really doing—and what it might mean for your future. Listen if you want to get ahead of the curve, understand the risks, and maybe even have a laugh at all the ways we’re becoming overly dependent on machines. Because whether we like it or not, AI’s not just coming—it's already here, making us question everything on the daily. Keep your eyes open—and your wits about you—because this is one episode you won’t want to miss. Why this works: This episode hooks listeners by highlighting AI’s surprising and sometimes humorous infiltration of everyday life, creating curiosity about the real impacts. It balances fear and fascination, appealing to both skeptics and believers, with concrete examples and witty commentary that make complex topics approachable and entertaining. www.smackingsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com

  4. Jun 29

    S-2 EP 19 - The Most Epic 4th of July Burger... Bacon Mac n Cheese?

    Most Fourth of July celebrations are just fireworks and hot dogs—unless you tune in here, where two dads turn chaos into comedy with a sprinkle of planning and a shot of adult Slushies. Taylor and Mikey are back, and this year, they’re elevating their holiday game with a frozen bomb pop cocktail, a custom parade setup, and a bacon mac and cheese burger that might just break the internet (or their taste buds). Little do they know, their antics—like reserving parade spots at 5 a.m. and debating whether bacon belongs in the mac or the burger—are giving MasterChef a run for their money. You'll discover how these two maestros of mayhem are crankin’ up the festivities—think shade tents, a fold-up bar, and an epic neighborhood street kickball game inspired by the '90s. Plus, they share their secret weapon: an award-winning Bloody Mary mix that’s practically a patriotic necessity. Whether you're a seasoned parade pro or just looking for fireworks-worthy ideas, they’ve got tips that’ll make your celebration legendary. We break down their “how-to” for a flawless Fourth—early mornings, strategic parking, and the crucial details that turn chaos into a daily holiday. Instead of just telling you what to do, these dads inspire you to create traditions worth remembering, with enough humor, drink recipes, and Wisconsin trivia to keep the whole family entertained. If you’re craving a holiday where the only thing more unpredictable than the fireworks is the conversation, then this episode is your new favorite tradition. Perfect for party planners, backyard warriors, and anyone who loves a good laugh (and maybe a little bacon mac and cheese), this episode guarantees a day so epic, even Uncle Sam would be jealous. So grab your gear, sip that adult frosty, and let’s make this Fourth of July one to remember—whether you’re in Wisconsin or just pretending you are on vacation. #America #250 #4thofJuly #burgers #parade #Bestof #Bestburger #parade www.2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic Email @ 2dads1mic414@gmail.com

  5. Jun 15

    S-2EP 18 - Trust Fall! The Inner Struggle on the Path to Trusting Your Kids!

    Most parents think they can trust their kids... until pajama pants go missing, Oreos mysteriously vanish, or suddenly you’re explaining why “ass” is a totally normal word. Welcome to the chaos of modern parenting, where trust is earned pixel by pixel — and sometimes lost over a sock or a lie about cleaning the dish. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, our hosts dive into the wild world of trusting your children (spoiler: never fully). From sneaky pajama escapades to Oreo conspiracies, they share their own stories of pushing boundaries and building — or breaking — trust. You’ll discover why kids lie, how they test limits, and how you can teach them responsibility without losing your mind. Ever wonder when it’s safe to let your kid wander the neighborhood solo? Or how to handle a 5-year-old’s “dad, we’re just kids” protest? Yep, they cover that too.We break down the secret sauce of trust — clear expectations, honest communication, and a healthy dose of parent patience. You’ll get practical tactics, like using watches to keep tabs and the importance of letting your kids experiment safely, all sprinkled with dad jokes and a whole lot of “been there, done that.” Plus, get a peek at parenting in the age of social media and tech, where hyper-vigilance is part of the gig — and why writing things out longhand still matters more than you think.Why should you listen? Because ignoring this stuff means risking your child’s safety, trust, and maybe even your sanity. But mastering it can turn those “trust no one” moments into bonding milestones. Essential listening if you’re tired of chasing after the Oreo thief or explaining the meaning of “ass” for the tenth time.And if you’re a parent craving honesty, humor, and some practical tips — plus a few laughs at the trials of raising mini humans — this episode’s for you. It’s relatable, real, and just the right balance of “oh my God, I’m not alone” and “I got this.”Trust us: your kids might be sneaky, but you’re sneakier when you’re armed with the right mindset. Hit play and let the dad jokes—and parenting truths—begin. www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com

  6. Jun 8

    S-2 EP17 - End-of-School Madness: Why Teachers and Parents Alike are running on fumes!

    Most teachers wish they could teach with a magic wand—especially as summer break approaches—and their frustrations with the endless testing grind and lack of actual days off boil over. But have you ever wondered what really goes down in those classrooms, or why teachers seem to complain even when they get a few months off? Spoiler: it’s not just about the days they do or don’t have free.This episode peeled back the curtain on the wild world of teachers’ stress, the end-of-year chaos, and why it’s not so easy to just “take a break.” Tay Tay and Mikey dive into the real reasons teachers are hustling harder than ever—navigating the endless testing, overstimulation, and the broken bargaining systems, especially in Wisconsin. Plus, they debate whether summer really is a break, or just a different kind of chaos, from wrangling kids to dealing with end-of-year activities that make even the most patient parent wish they had a magic wand. You’ll discover: The truth behind the “month-long summer vacation” imageWhy teachers complain despite having almost three months offThe real pressure points of classroom chaos and overstimulationHow state testing and bureaucratic frustrations add to that pressureThe end-of-year madness — and why kids and parents are just as done as teachersWith hilarious anecdotes and eye-opening insights, this episode is perfect for teachers, parents, and anyone who’s ever wondered what the heck is going on behind the classroom door—and why they deserve a break, damn it. If you think teachers have it easy, think again. It’s chaos, confusion, and a whole lot of stress, packaged with humor and heart. So whether you’re a teacher surviving the last stretch, a parent juggling activities, or just someone who loves a good behind-the-scenes look, this episode is your cheat sheet on the wild ride that is the end of the school year. Grab a drink and get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even appreciate your favorite teachers a little more. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com

  7. Jun 1

    S-2 EP16 - Choking The Chicken, Pumping The Pickle, and Other Conspiracy Theories!

    Most conspiracy theories are wild, but the one about radioactive ticks dropping from the sky during the Cold War is straight-up nuts—and, surprisingly, not entirely impossible. In this episode, we dive into government experiments, bio-weapons, and the creepy history of animal testing from Virginia's radioactive tick drops to Cuba's covert bioweapons attempts. Yep, the US supposedly dropped 282,000 radioactive ticks over Virginia — all for science, or so they say—and that might explain why ticks are such a problem today. You'll discover how Cold War paranoia fueled bizarre experiments like releasing radioactive fleas, mosquitoes, and even the infamous acoustic kitty spying operation (yes, cats with tiny microphones). We break down the real threats behind tick-borne illnesses like alpha-gal syndrome, and how the government’s shady history makes you wonder what secrets are still hidden in the bio-weapons vault. Plus, get the scoop on Plum Island, the lab rumored to have unleashed all sorts of crazy biological experiments. Spoiler: the truth might be stranger than fiction.Why does this matter? If you think government experiments stopped in the '60s, think again. The possibility that some of this stuff is still happening—silently affecting your health—should chill you to the bone. But it’s also an invitation: to question everything, do your own research, and keep your eyes peeled for the next crazy conspiracy that might actually be true.This episode is perfect for history buffs, politics skeptics, bio-horror fans, and anyone who loves a good conspiracy theory with a side of dark humor—and tofu-flavored meat substitutes. So gear up, subscribe, and get ready to unravel the wildest secrets our government doesn't want you to know. Your mind might get blown, but your goosebumps are guaranteed. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com

  8. May 11

    S-2 EP15 - Fathers Day Fallacies - The ultimate guide for the Day for Him!

    Most dads agree: Father’s Day is about relaxing, quality time, and maybe some good food—plus “nothing too expensive,” right? Well, we cracked open a Bloody Mary and unleashed the ultimate dad-approved Father’s Day cheat sheet—less about flashy gifts, more about what really matters: food, sports, and avoiding the garage clutter. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Taylor and Mike share the one thing every dad really wants—no, it’s not a spa day or a new power tool. It’s simple: good food, chill time, and maybe some epic dad jokes. They riff on the best—and worst—Father’s Day gifts, from the infamous “world’s best dad” coffee mugs to the absurdity of golf-related presents (seriously, who needs another set of clubs?). Plus, they dish on what they'd really love—like a nap with a kiddo snoozing on their chest or a day at the IndyCar race with their boys. Yeah, that sounds pretty perfect. You'll discover: the hilarious list of gifts dads don’t want (please, no jewelry or Hawaiian shirts), the absurdity of Yahoo’s top Father’s Day presents, and the secret weapon gift everyone loves—smacking sunflower seeds at 10% off! We break down the ultimate dad day plans, from lakeside puking sessions to strategic naps, all mixed with laugh-out-loud stories and the kind of dad wisdom only seasoned pros can deliver.Why does it matter? Well, treat your dad right this year—without draining your wallet—because the real gift is quality moments, not clutter. If you’re tired of “do-it-yourself” gifts and just want the lowdown on what makes Dad happy, this episode delivers. Perfect for dads, daughters, sons, or anyone who loves a good dad joke—plus, a few Wisconsin NCAA facts for flavor. So, whether you’re planning your own father’s day or just here for the laughs, tune in and get the scoop on what dads really want—spoiler: it’s way simpler than you think. And remember, the best gift? Maybe just joining us for a laugh. Happy Father’s Day! www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com www.smakinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic

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2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!

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  • Creator
    Mike Schneider
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    43
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Mike Schneider
  • Show Website
    2Dads1Mic