2Dads1Mic

Mike Schneider

2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!

  1. Aug 10

    S-2 EP 24 - Fair Foods and F-bombs - a Journey thru this Years Sporkies!

    Wisconsin State Fair food is back, and this year’s Sporkies and Drinkies lineup is the kind of gloriously unhinged menu that makes you say yes before your brain can catch up. If you love fair food, weird mashups, and brutally honest takes on what’s actually worth putting in your mouth, this episode is for you.Mike and Taylor kick things off with their annual State Fair obsession, including the color-coded food map, the must-hit stops, and the classics they refuse to skip - fresh squeezed lemonade, sweet corn, Saz’s chive fries, and the eternal cream puff debate. Then they run through this year’s most over-the-top contenders with a simple verdict system: Wisconsin or no. You’ll hear their takes on the El Pastor Pizza, Bayou Crunch Cup, Birria Flamin’ Bombs, Cream City Cone, deep fried horchata balls, Porky Puff, sweet lemon berry cheese curds, Tinga Tango Chicharrones, color-changing swamp juice, cookie butter coffee floats, hot honey chicken lemonade, and more. Some are instant yeses, some are hard passes, and a few are the kind of wild fair creations that somehow sound disgusting until you realize you’d absolutely try them. They also revisit past State Fair hits, including deep fried stuffing balls, and deliver a hot take that may surprise anyone who thinks a deep fried brandy old fashioned sounds like a good idea. Along the way, they shout out the judges, talk Milwaukee fair culture, and dream up the kind of live-from-the-fair recording setup that would make this show even more chaotic. If you’re headed to the Wisconsin State Fair, love food ranking chaos, or just want to hear two dads argue about what deserves a bite, this one is pure summer-level snack energy.

  2. Aug 3

    S-2 EP 23 - Chris Vos From The Record Company!

    Unlock the secret to genuine connection and purpose through the heartfelt stories of musicianship, family, and self-discovery in this one-of-a-kind episode. When a Grammy-nominated rock star joins us, he reveals how his roots on a Wisconsin dairy farm shaped not just his music, but his entire outlook on life, love, and legacy. This is more than music—it’s a powerful testament to finding fulfillment beyond fame and proving that true success is rooted in love and authenticity. From childhood harmonica lessons passed down from a grandfather to the journey through a hundred bands and regional tours, discover how life’s struggles and successes cement a deep sense of purpose. Our guest shares stories that span decades—how he navigated the chaos of bands in the ’90s, the importance of focusing on your own sound, and the role family support played in keeping his passion alive. Get an inside look at the making of his latest album, the significance of authenticity in songwriting, and the importance of staying true to your identity amid industry noise.You’ll uncover key lessons about resilience, staying grounded despite reaching heights like Grammy nominations, and how meaningful relationships can sustain your creative fire. Whether you're pursuing your own dreams or just seeking inspiration to stay authentic, this episode reminds us that legacy isn’t measured in awards but in the love we put into our work—and the connections we make along the way. This episode features heartfelt insights from a musician whose journey proves that staying true to yourself and your roots can unlock a lifelong sense of purpose and fulfillment. Perfect for music lovers, entrepreneurs, and anyone who needs a reminder that authenticity is the ultimate act of success. @TheRecordCompany #Blues #Music #interesting #insight #Grammys

  3. Jul 20

    Drinking Pure Memories on Our Anniversary!... oh and Jury Duty!

    Most people try to dodge jury duty like it’s a phishing scam. But when Mike’s piss turned redder than a salsa picante, he had a front-row seat to the courtroom chaos you won’t believe — think Bloodsport meets Law & Order. Imagine halfway through jury selection, blood is gushing from his... ahem, and suddenly he’s THE star witness not for the case, but for confusion and comedy. Spoiler alert: it’s a heck of a story about hospital visits, perjury, and the power of pooping blood in a courtroom. In this wild ride, you’ll discover: The surprisingly common myth about felons and jury service (spoiler: Wisconsin doesn’t discriminate)Why your medical excuses just might not be enough to lie your way out of jury dutyThe secret to getting out of jury duty using some of the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heardHow a blood-bleeding patient became the courtroom MVP at the worst possible momentAnd a behind-the-scenes look at the courtroom drama that rivals TV crime stories — with no script, just real-life insanityPerfect for anyone who’s ever hated jury duty, wondered what really goes on in court, or just loves a good horror/medical/justice mash-up. This episode is a masterclass in how life throws blood, legal chaos, and some questionable excuses right at your feet — and somehow, you come out the hero (or at least alive).And don’t worry — no actual blood or jurors were harmed in the making of this story. Well, maybe a little, but hey, that’s court entertainment at its finest. Tune in for the story you didn’t know you needed: courtroom shenanigans, legal low downs, and a splash of medical mayhem. Hit play now, and maybe keep a towel nearby. www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseed.com/2dads1mic 2dads1mic414@gmail.com

  4. Jul 14

    S-2 EP 21 - The Price Is Wrong B!#@&... Stop Data Centers & save the Affects impacting generations!

    Most of us are clueless about how big tech's newest playgrounds — data centers — are wrecking our communities, our environment, and our future. Imagine giant, noisy, water-draining monsters polluting water, cranking up temperatures, and displacing families—all while sitting in the middle of nowhere. Yep, the fast rollout of these digital fortresses might be more about national security than your daily life, but at what cost?Join us as we go deep into the shadowy world of data centers, uncovering shocking truths about how they're draining water supplies from Utah's lakes, heating up the ground in Wisconsin, and even breathing down the necks of small-town residents. We’ll break down how these power-hungry giants are turning communities into megaservers with no long-term benefit—just a handful of fleeting jobs and a mess of pollution. Plus, discover the crazy laws from Alabama to Arizona about donkeys and swimsuits, proving some states really do have their own quirky rules about what’s off-limits. You’ll learn why government overreach—using eminent domain to grab land—and secrecy threaten your property and safety. We’ll highlight efforts by rebels like Quinn fighting to stop unchecked sprawling and why you should care about the water you drink, the bills you pay, and your kid’s future tangled in tech’s dirty deal. Perfect for anyone fed up with environmental exploitation, community displacement, or just tired of big tech's power plays. This episode isn’t just a rant—it’s a wake-up call. Because if we don’t challenge the reckless rush to build, the future looks like it’ll be a cold, flooded, surveilled nightmare. Ready to get pissed and get informed? Hit play now—the fight for our planet and pockets starts here. 2Dads1Mic414@gmail.com 2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic

  5. Jul 6

    S-2 EP 20 - The Great Regret: Why Big Tech Is Avoiding Its Own Creations... And Peach Tea!

    Ever wonder how AI is quietly sneaking into your bathroom breaks, classrooms, and even your job security? Spoiler: it’s not just about clever chatbots—this episode spills the tea on the real threats and bright spots of AI in our daily lives. Buckle up, because if you think AI is just a sci-fi fantasy, you’re about to get a wake-up call that might leave you questioning your own dependency on that smartphone. Join us as we hilariously dissect how AI is already changing the job market—supplanting entry-level gigs, shrinking job opportunities, and making us all a little less likely to solve problems the old-fashioned way (hint: thinking). We break down how AI’s influence extends beyond the office and classrooms, creeping into trades, problem-solving skills, and even the common sense that keeps us alive. Trust us, if you’re a parent worried your kid might never learn how to change a tire or use a hammer, you’re not alone—and we’ve got some tough truths. And it gets wild: from the terrifying potential of military AI to the conspiracy-level paranoia about AI turning into Skynet, we cover it all. Plus, you'll discover the surprisingly positive side—AI as an equalizer, empowering small businesses, leveling the playing field, and even helping us build faster, smarter, better (but still very human). Perfect for tech skeptics, tradespeople, or anyone who’s just trying to keep their job in the age of robots, this episode is a hilarious, insightful dive into what AI is really doing—and what it might mean for your future. Listen if you want to get ahead of the curve, understand the risks, and maybe even have a laugh at all the ways we’re becoming overly dependent on machines. Because whether we like it or not, AI’s not just coming—it's already here, making us question everything on the daily. Keep your eyes open—and your wits about you—because this is one episode you won’t want to miss. Why this works: This episode hooks listeners by highlighting AI’s surprising and sometimes humorous infiltration of everyday life, creating curiosity about the real impacts. It balances fear and fascination, appealing to both skeptics and believers, with concrete examples and witty commentary that make complex topics approachable and entertaining. www.smackingsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com

  6. Jun 29

    S-2 EP 19 - The Most Epic 4th of July Burger... Bacon Mac n Cheese?

    Most Fourth of July celebrations are just fireworks and hot dogs—unless you tune in here, where two dads turn chaos into comedy with a sprinkle of planning and a shot of adult Slushies. Taylor and Mikey are back, and this year, they’re elevating their holiday game with a frozen bomb pop cocktail, a custom parade setup, and a bacon mac and cheese burger that might just break the internet (or their taste buds). Little do they know, their antics—like reserving parade spots at 5 a.m. and debating whether bacon belongs in the mac or the burger—are giving MasterChef a run for their money. You'll discover how these two maestros of mayhem are crankin’ up the festivities—think shade tents, a fold-up bar, and an epic neighborhood street kickball game inspired by the '90s. Plus, they share their secret weapon: an award-winning Bloody Mary mix that’s practically a patriotic necessity. Whether you're a seasoned parade pro or just looking for fireworks-worthy ideas, they’ve got tips that’ll make your celebration legendary. We break down their “how-to” for a flawless Fourth—early mornings, strategic parking, and the crucial details that turn chaos into a daily holiday. Instead of just telling you what to do, these dads inspire you to create traditions worth remembering, with enough humor, drink recipes, and Wisconsin trivia to keep the whole family entertained. If you’re craving a holiday where the only thing more unpredictable than the fireworks is the conversation, then this episode is your new favorite tradition. Perfect for party planners, backyard warriors, and anyone who loves a good laugh (and maybe a little bacon mac and cheese), this episode guarantees a day so epic, even Uncle Sam would be jealous. So grab your gear, sip that adult frosty, and let’s make this Fourth of July one to remember—whether you’re in Wisconsin or just pretending you are on vacation. #America #250 #4thofJuly #burgers #parade #Bestof #Bestburger #parade www.2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic Email @ 2dads1mic414@gmail.com

  7. Jun 15

    S-2EP 18 - Trust Fall! The Inner Struggle on the Path to Trusting Your Kids!

    Most parents think they can trust their kids... until pajama pants go missing, Oreos mysteriously vanish, or suddenly you’re explaining why “ass” is a totally normal word. Welcome to the chaos of modern parenting, where trust is earned pixel by pixel — and sometimes lost over a sock or a lie about cleaning the dish. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, our hosts dive into the wild world of trusting your children (spoiler: never fully). From sneaky pajama escapades to Oreo conspiracies, they share their own stories of pushing boundaries and building — or breaking — trust. You’ll discover why kids lie, how they test limits, and how you can teach them responsibility without losing your mind. Ever wonder when it’s safe to let your kid wander the neighborhood solo? Or how to handle a 5-year-old’s “dad, we’re just kids” protest? Yep, they cover that too.We break down the secret sauce of trust — clear expectations, honest communication, and a healthy dose of parent patience. You’ll get practical tactics, like using watches to keep tabs and the importance of letting your kids experiment safely, all sprinkled with dad jokes and a whole lot of “been there, done that.” Plus, get a peek at parenting in the age of social media and tech, where hyper-vigilance is part of the gig — and why writing things out longhand still matters more than you think.Why should you listen? Because ignoring this stuff means risking your child’s safety, trust, and maybe even your sanity. But mastering it can turn those “trust no one” moments into bonding milestones. Essential listening if you’re tired of chasing after the Oreo thief or explaining the meaning of “ass” for the tenth time.And if you’re a parent craving honesty, humor, and some practical tips — plus a few laughs at the trials of raising mini humans — this episode’s for you. It’s relatable, real, and just the right balance of “oh my God, I’m not alone” and “I got this.”Trust us: your kids might be sneaky, but you’re sneakier when you’re armed with the right mindset. Hit play and let the dad jokes—and parenting truths—begin. www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com

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2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!