Roasted Snow Horror Show

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Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

  1. 4d ago

    THE ROASTY SNOWSTY AWARDS - AUDIO VERSION

    🎃🏆 THE ROASTY SNOWSTY’S ARE HERE! 🏆🎃 Roll out the blood-red carpet, hide the interns, and somebody make sure the Snowman doesn’t melt under the stage lights — it’s time for The Roasty Snowsty’s, our completely prestigious, deeply respected, definitely-not-made-up Horror Movie Awards Show! We’re looking back at the horror movies released since last Halloween and handing out awards to the very best, the very worst, the bloodiest, the weirdest, and the movies that made us ask, “Who approved this?!” 🔥 Best Horror Movie 🩸 Best Kill 😱 Best Scare 😂 Funniest Death 💀 Biggest WTF Moment 🗑️ Biggest Disappointment 🏆 And a whole bunch of other awards that absolutely will NOT be recognized by the Academy. Thriller and Chiller are dressed up, the golden skulls have been polished, and somewhere a horror director is about to receive an award they never asked for. There will be arguments. There will be questionable decisions. There will probably be yelling. And at least one movie is leaving tonight with its feelings hurt. So grab your popcorn, put on your fanciest blood-covered tuxedo, and join us as we celebrate another glorious year of horror! 🎙️ THE ROASTY SNOWSTY’S Because the Oscars have never had enough chainsaws. The Roasted Snow Horror Show — where fear and dread go head to head!

    THE ROASTY SNOWSTY AWARDS - AUDIO VERSION

  2. 4d ago ·  Video

    THE ROASTY SNOWSTY AWARDS

    🎃🏆 THE ROASTY SNOWSTY’S ARE HERE! 🏆🎃 Roll out the blood-red carpet, hide the interns, and somebody make sure the Snowman doesn’t melt under the stage lights — it’s time for The Roasty Snowsty’s, our completely prestigious, deeply respected, definitely-not-made-up Horror Movie Awards Show! We’re looking back at the horror movies released since last Halloween and handing out awards to the very best, the very worst, the bloodiest, the weirdest, and the movies that made us ask, “Who approved this?!” 🔥 Best Horror Movie 🩸 Best Kill 😱 Best Scare 😂 Funniest Death 💀 Biggest WTF Moment 🗑️ Biggest Disappointment 🏆 And a whole bunch of other awards that absolutely will NOT be recognized by the Academy. Thriller and Chiller are dressed up, the golden skulls have been polished, and somewhere a horror director is about to receive an award they never asked for. There will be arguments. There will be questionable decisions. There will probably be yelling. And at least one movie is leaving tonight with its feelings hurt. So grab your popcorn, put on your fanciest blood-covered tuxedo, and join us as we celebrate another glorious year of horror! 🎙️ THE ROASTY SNOWSTY’S Because the Oscars have never had enough chainsaws. The Roasted Snow Horror Show — where fear and dread go head to head!

    THE ROASTY SNOWSTY AWARDS

  3. 6d ago

    Clayface - AUDIO VERSION

    🎭 CLAYFACE – A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE… IF SHE COULD RECOGNIZE IT! 💀❄️🔥 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris are diving face-first into CLAYFACE, a movie that proves Hollywood's plastic surgery addiction has officially gone WAY too far! Forget Botox. Forget fillers. This guy's skincare routine involves turning into a human Play-Doh factory from hell. 💩 Seriously, we've seen some ugly mugs in horror movies, but this dude looks like somebody left a wax museum inside an Arby's dumpster during a heat wave. 🔥 In this week's facial disaster: 🎭 Is Clayface a horrifying masterpiece, or does it deserve to be scraped off the bottom of our shoes? 💀 Does this movie successfully reinvent body horror, or is it just 90 minutes of watching someone lose a fight with a pottery wheel? ❄️ Can Chris make it through an entire review without making a terrible joke? (Spoiler: Absolutely f*****g not.) 🔥 Will Ryan embrace the nightmare, or will this movie leave him feeling like he needs to wash his eyeballs with industrial-strength soap? 🏆 And most importantly… Does CLAYFACE have what it takes to survive our horror showdown, or will it crumble under the pressure? We've got laughs, questionable opinions, potentially offensive clay-related jokes, and enough bad decisions to make a dermatologist file for early retirement. 🎬 No spoilers at first! We'll give you our initial reactions before ripping the mask off and digging into all the gooey, disgusting details. 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW Where fear and dread go head to head! Remember, folks: Beauty is only skin deep… but ugly apparently goes all the way down to the f*****g skeleton. 💀 🔥❄️ Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Podbean, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! #Clayface #TheRoastedSnowHorrorShow #HorrorPodcast #BodyHorror #HorrorMovies

  4. 6d ago ·  Video

    Clayface

    🎭 CLAYFACE – A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE… IF SHE COULD RECOGNIZE IT! 💀❄️🔥 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris are diving face-first into CLAYFACE, a movie that proves Hollywood's plastic surgery addiction has officially gone WAY too far! Forget Botox. Forget fillers. This guy's skincare routine involves turning into a human Play-Doh factory from hell. 💩 Seriously, we've seen some ugly mugs in horror movies, but this dude looks like somebody left a wax museum inside an Arby's dumpster during a heat wave. 🔥 In this week's facial disaster: 🎭 Is Clayface a horrifying masterpiece, or does it deserve to be scraped off the bottom of our shoes? 💀 Does this movie successfully reinvent body horror, or is it just 90 minutes of watching someone lose a fight with a pottery wheel? ❄️ Can Chris make it through an entire review without making a terrible joke? (Spoiler: Absolutely f*****g not.) 🔥 Will Ryan embrace the nightmare, or will this movie leave him feeling like he needs to wash his eyeballs with industrial-strength soap? 🏆 And most importantly… Does CLAYFACE have what it takes to survive our horror showdown, or will it crumble under the pressure? We've got laughs, questionable opinions, potentially offensive clay-related jokes, and enough bad decisions to make a dermatologist file for early retirement. 🎬 No spoilers at first! We'll give you our initial reactions before ripping the mask off and digging into all the gooey, disgusting details. 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW Where fear and dread go head to head! Remember, folks: Beauty is only skin deep… but ugly apparently goes all the way down to the f*****g skeleton. 💀 🔥❄️ Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Podbean, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! #Clayface #TheRoastedSnowHorrorShow #HorrorPodcast #BodyHorror #HorrorMovies

  5. Oct 23

    Whalefall (AUDIO VERSION)

    🐋 WHALEFALL – WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER THERAPIST! 💀❄️🔥 What’s worse than being trapped underwater, running out of oxygen, and facing certain death? How about adding a GIANT FREAKING WHALE to your list of problems?! This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris dive headfirst into Whalefall, where the ocean reminds us that humans are absolutely NOT at the top of the food chain. And apparently, the worst Uber ride in history comes with flippers, no legroom, and absolutely ZERO chance of a five-star review. 🐋 Is this a terrifying underwater survival nightmare or the world's most aggressive seafood buffet? 💀 Will Ryan and Chris survive the deep dive, or will their opinions sink faster than the Titanic? ❄️ Does being swallowed by a whale count as an Airbnb stay if there's technically room inside? 🔥 And most importantly, if a whale eats you, do you become seafood or just a really unfortunate Happy Meal? We're talking massive whales, claustrophobic nightmares, questionable survival decisions, and enough ocean-related trauma to make us permanently retire from Shark Week. One thing's for sure: Finding Nemo would've been a VERY different movie if this whale showed up! 🎙️ Join Ryan and Chris as we break down Whalefall, deliver our usual completely unnecessary commentary, and determine whether this underwater nightmare deserves to swim with the champions or sink straight to the bottom! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts! 🔥❄️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW ❄️🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams!

    Whalefall (AUDIO VERSION)

  6. Oct 23 ·  Video

    Whalefall

    🐋 WHALEFALL – WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER THERAPIST! 💀❄️🔥 What’s worse than being trapped underwater, running out of oxygen, and facing certain death? How about adding a GIANT FREAKING WHALE to your list of problems?! This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris dive headfirst into Whalefall, where the ocean reminds us that humans are absolutely NOT at the top of the food chain. And apparently, the worst Uber ride in history comes with flippers, no legroom, and absolutely ZERO chance of a five-star review. 🐋 Is this a terrifying underwater survival nightmare or the world's most aggressive seafood buffet? 💀 Will Ryan and Chris survive the deep dive, or will their opinions sink faster than the Titanic? ❄️ Does being swallowed by a whale count as an Airbnb stay if there's technically room inside? 🔥 And most importantly, if a whale eats you, do you become seafood or just a really unfortunate Happy Meal? We're talking massive whales, claustrophobic nightmares, questionable survival decisions, and enough ocean-related trauma to make us permanently retire from Shark Week. One thing's for sure: Finding Nemo would've been a VERY different movie if this whale showed up! 🎙️ Join Ryan and Chris as we break down Whalefall, deliver our usual completely unnecessary commentary, and determine whether this underwater nightmare deserves to swim with the champions or sink straight to the bottom! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts! 🔥❄️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW ❄️🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams!

    Whalefall

  7. Oct 16

    Other Mommy - AUDIO VERSION

    🚨🔥 OTHER MOMMY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND WE WANT OUR REAL MOMMIES BACK! ☃️💀 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are diving headfirst into OTHER MOMMY, starring Jessica Chastain, because apparently regular parenting wasn't terrifying enough. Now we've got a creepy woman showing up with open arms, a nightmare smile, and enough red flags to fill a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle! 🔥 Thriller thinks he's finally found a woman who can handle his smoking-hot personality. ❄️ Chiller is hiding behind the couch, clutching his emotional support snow cone, and screaming, "STRANGER DANGER!" 💀 Is Other Mommy a misunderstood maternal figure, a walking restraining order, or the reason we're never answering the door again? Join us as we break down the scares, the insanity, the deeply questionable parenting techniques, and whether Jessica Chastain deserves a World's Best Mom mug… or an immediate exorcism. Will this movie leave us screaming for our mommies, or will it get grounded and sent straight to its room? 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW 🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! ❄️ 🎧 Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you get your podcasts! 💀 Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams! Clarify the episode’s main hookAdd a stronger listener call to action

    Other Mommy - AUDIO VERSION

  8. Oct 16 ·  Video

    Other Mommy

    🚨🔥 OTHER MOMMY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND WE WANT OUR REAL MOMMIES BACK! ☃️💀 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are diving headfirst into OTHER MOMMY, starring Jessica Chastain, because apparently regular parenting wasn't terrifying enough. Now we've got a creepy woman showing up with open arms, a nightmare smile, and enough red flags to fill a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle! 🔥 Thriller thinks he's finally found a woman who can handle his smoking-hot personality. ❄️ Chiller is hiding behind the couch, clutching his emotional support snow cone, and screaming, "STRANGER DANGER!" 💀 Is Other Mommy a misunderstood maternal figure, a walking restraining order, or the reason we're never answering the door again? Join us as we break down the scares, the insanity, the deeply questionable parenting techniques, and whether Jessica Chastain deserves a World's Best Mom mug… or an immediate exorcism. Will this movie leave us screaming for our mommies, or will it get grounded and sent straight to its room? 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW 🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! ❄️ 🎧 Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you get your podcasts! 💀 Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams! Clarify the episode’s main hookAdd a stronger listener call to action

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Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

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  • Creator
    ryanprostad
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    99
  • Rating
    Explicit
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