Hexes & Hoes

Kiara
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A witchy podcast done by 2 chaotic witches just trying to find their way in their practice.

  1. MAR 30

    Friday The 13th And Other Superstitious Numbers

    Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! This was recorded on Friday the 13th, and is actually our 13 EPISODEEE!!!! So, Kiara and Alma discuss superstitious numbers, lucky and unlucky. Shout out to Kiara for not remembering her laptop cord, and only had half battery to work with. Did that stop these two from going on tangents? NOPE. Not even a little. They tried. Halfheartedly. Not really. They also dive into their religious trauma a little bit because Christians are some of the most superstitious people out there, and that is a hill I will die on. BTW: We recorded this before Secret Lives of Mormon Wives imploded. Please don't judge. Or do. But keep it to yourself. Anyway, sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 14m

  2. MAR 2

    Strawberry Spritzers and Guest Speakers

    Send a text HH: this was supposed to come out in February. Oops. F**K ICE AND F**K THE MANGO MUSSOLINI IN OFFICE. We have a guest speaker this week! Meet Dani! (Who may or may not become a regular 👀) Since it’s a guest speaker this week, it’s somehow a bit more casual conversation than usual? There is no specific topic like we usually do. We did try a new cocktail/mocktail this week, strawberry spritzers! We talk about our experience growing up in Christian households, pagan holidays, and much more! You also get to hear us sing for the first time (I think). So sit down, grab a ~new drink~ and enjoy! Book series mentioned: Dragons Among Us Card pulled: 2 of cups Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 44m

  3. FEB 2

    Emotional Support Cup Holders and Passenger Princesses

    Send a text HH: So this was supposed to come out on New years…. I’m so sorry. Also, we want to know! Is there anything you want from us regarding this podcast? What do you not want?  This week, our two favorite chaotic witches try a new tequila and Kiara is a WINE GIRLY??? What fresh hell of a reality is this? Idk. We establish that Alma is an emotional cup holder and Kiara needs to be more of a Passenger princess. After 5 minutes of tangents, Alma and Kiara….go on more tangents. They’re podcast related tangents tho. Somewhat. ANYWAY. This podcast is OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD WTH. For this episode (that’s a month late) we do a spread for the year as well as discuss Yule practices that we (mostly Alma) participated in. Sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 46m

  4. 11/22/2025

    A Drinking Game and a Fool’s Journey

    Send a text Hello and welcome to the TENTH episode of Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 100 DOWNLOADS?? Holy shit??? Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. We love y’all 🖤 We will go back to the Liber Kthonia I SWEAR. It will just be waiting til January. This week, to celebrate our tenth episode and ONE HUNDRED DOWNLOADS(!!?!), we are playing a little drinking game!! We are pulling cards from a tarot deck, and if we pull a Major Arcana card, we take a (half)shot (for the sake of our livers). If we pull a Minor Arcana card, we answer a witchy “would you rather” question. So grab your favorite drink (and your favorite shot glass), and play along! Enjoyyyy! *we did not pull a divination card the eppy bc we pulled like 8 cards, just pick whichever one resonates the most with you bb 🖤 Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 13m

  5. 10/31/2025

    (Not)SURPRISEEEE SHAWTYYYYY

    Send a text HAPPY MOTHER F*****G HALLOWEEN WITCHESSS. I’m more excited for this than my own birthday at this point. We have two VERY SPECIAL guests this episode! Kiara’s Boyfriend Nick and Alma’s husband Kit join us this week! Yay! 👹 GET EXCITED 👹 For this extra special spooky episode Alma and I yap about 4 different sleepover games (aka summoning demons) to Nick and Kit, who sit in horrified silence. We talk about the Elevator Game, Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board, the Midnight Man, and the Three Kings game. Listen if you dare… Card pulled: 5 of Wands  Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 36m

  6. 10/06/2025

    Ghosts and spirits, and not just the alcohol kind

    Send a text Hello and WELCOME TO SPOOKY SEASON!!! This week we have a couple surprises in store, mostly bc we are spooky bitches at heart and we just HAVE to do something special for Halloween (we’re witches, what else did you expect?). Somehow, even tho we aren’t actually drinking during this episode, we’re still off our rocker, I’m pretty sure it’s just our default state at this point. So sit back, grab your favorite spooky drink, and enjoy! Card pulled: home Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    57 min

  7. 08/01/2025

    Tools, Legal Disclaimers, and the Michaels Halloween Section

    Send a text HH:  I’m terrible at Social Media. I have no excuse. There is a SMALL ad at the beginning of this episode I’M SO SORRY. I had to use a free editing service and I can’t take it off. As soon as I can I will. Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week is a LONG one as an apology for me taking so long to upload! Sorry. This week we talk about handmade vs store bought tools, the necessity of tools, and the ✨fancy-ness✨ of tools (you know, after 20 minutes of tangents). We also talk about the Irish Aos Si. As we get progressively more drunk, the conversation deteriorates. Sorry. Not sorry. You signed up for this. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 31m

  8. 06/11/2025

    Rituals and Statues and Prayers, Oh My!

    Send a text Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week we have a surprise guest appearance, the Dominoes delivery guy! We were hungry, sue us (don’t really tho, we’re broke asf). Some Haunted Housekeeping: we got new mics! Hopefully that helps with the sound quality. Also allergies are still very much prominent in this episode, apologies! This week our drunken selves discuss idols, rituals, and holy water. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 25m
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A witchy podcast done by 2 chaotic witches just trying to find their way in their practice.

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  • Creator
    Kiara
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Hexes & Hoes
  • Show Website
    Hexes & Hoes