Hexes & Hoes

Kiara
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A witchy podcast done by 2 chaotic witches just trying to find their way in their practice.

Episodes

  1. 5D AGO

    Emotional Support Cup Holders and Passenger Princesses

    Send us a text HH: So this was supposed to come out on New years…. I’m so sorry. Also, we want to know! Is there anything you want from us regarding this podcast? What do you not want?  This week, our two favorite chaotic witches try a new tequila and Kiara is a WINE GIRLY??? What fresh hell of a reality is this? Idk. We establish that Alma is an emotional cup holder and Kiara needs to be more of a Passenger princess. After 5 minutes of tangents, Alma and Kiara….go on more tangents. They’re podcast related tangents tho. Somewhat. ANYWAY. This podcast is OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD WTH. For this episode (that’s a month late) we do a spread for the year as well as discuss Yule practices that we (mostly Alma) participated in. Sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 46m

  2. 11/22/2025

    A Drinking Game and a Fool’s Journey

    Send us a text Hello and welcome to the TENTH episode of Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 100 DOWNLOADS?? Holy shit??? Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. We love y’all 🖤 We will go back to the Liber Kthonia I SWEAR. It will just be waiting til January. This week, to celebrate our tenth episode and ONE HUNDRED DOWNLOADS(!!?!), we are playing a little drinking game!! We are pulling cards from a tarot deck, and if we pull a Major Arcana card, we take a (half)shot (for the sake of our livers). If we pull a Minor Arcana card, we answer a witchy “would you rather” question. So grab your favorite drink (and your favorite shot glass), and play along! Enjoyyyy! *we did not pull a divination card the eppy bc we pulled like 8 cards, just pick whichever one resonates the most with you bb 🖤 Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 13m

  3. 10/31/2025

    (Not)SURPRISEEEE SHAWTYYYYY

    Send us a text HAPPY MOTHER F*****G HALLOWEEN WITCHESSS. I’m more excited for this than my own birthday at this point. We have two VERY SPECIAL guests this episode! Kiara’s Boyfriend Nick and Alma’s husband Kit join us this week! Yay! 👹 GET EXCITED 👹 For this extra special spooky episode Alma and I yap about 4 different sleepover games (aka summoning demons) to Nick and Kit, who sit in horrified silence. We talk about the Elevator Game, Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board, the Midnight Man, and the Three Kings game. Listen if you dare… Card pulled: 5 of Wands  Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 36m

  4. 10/06/2025

    Ghosts and spirits, and not just the alcohol kind

    Send us a text Hello and WELCOME TO SPOOKY SEASON!!! This week we have a couple surprises in store, mostly bc we are spooky bitches at heart and we just HAVE to do something special for Halloween (we’re witches, what else did you expect?). Somehow, even tho we aren’t actually drinking during this episode, we’re still off our rocker, I’m pretty sure it’s just our default state at this point. So sit back, grab your favorite spooky drink, and enjoy! Card pulled: home Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    57 min

  5. 08/01/2025

    Tools, Legal Disclaimers, and the Michaels Halloween Section

    Send us a text HH:  I’m terrible at Social Media. I have no excuse. There is a SMALL ad at the beginning of this episode I’M SO SORRY. I had to use a free editing service and I can’t take it off. As soon as I can I will. Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week is a LONG one as an apology for me taking so long to upload! Sorry. This week we talk about handmade vs store bought tools, the necessity of tools, and the ✨fancy-ness✨ of tools (you know, after 20 minutes of tangents). We also talk about the Irish Aos Si. As we get progressively more drunk, the conversation deteriorates. Sorry. Not sorry. You signed up for this. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 31m

  6. 06/11/2025

    Rituals and Statues and Prayers, Oh My!

    Send us a text Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week we have a surprise guest appearance, the Dominoes delivery guy! We were hungry, sue us (don’t really tho, we’re broke asf). Some Haunted Housekeeping: we got new mics! Hopefully that helps with the sound quality. Also allergies are still very much prominent in this episode, apologies! This week our drunken selves discuss idols, rituals, and holy water. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 25m

  7. 05/08/2025

    Back On Our Debauchery

    Send us a text Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week we are back on our bullshit, so sit down, grab a drink, and join us on our return to our drunk journey through our religious trauma! This week we talk about SO MANY THINGS. Mainly Alma realizes that she has more religious trauma than she realizes, and Kiara crashes out over closed practices, apparently. That’s a new one. We discuss personal practices, ancestor veneration, household spirits, merging cultures and (not to sound like an 80s infomercial here) SO MUCH MORE. Seriously, tangents galore in this eppy. So sit down, grab a drink, and enjoy! Card Pulled: Leaina: The Lioness - Strength *All things stated in this podcast is opinion or through personal research. We are not experts, so please don’t take our word as gospel. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 29m

  8. 04/17/2025

    The Sober Edition

    Send us a text Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: -My Microphone is acting funky, apologies for the quality of the last episode and this one. I’m looking for a new one but in this economy?? Eesh. -Our recording schedule (and therefore posting schedule) has been kind of hectic lately, but after this episode we will be back on track (Yay us!) and more consistent with posting (I think (I hope)). This is the SECOND EPISODE that we are SOBER! Wack. we dive deeper into the Liber Kthonia, discussing the next 2 chapters. We yap about our religious trauma (shocker), and polytheism as a religion and how witchcraft can affect it. We also discuss various epithets of Hekate and how we envision them. As always, sit down, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 9m

  9. 04/09/2025

    The Morning After Edition

    Send us a text Ep 3: The Morning After Edition  Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week you get to hear our super sexy morning after voices. We have a good yap about the ancient Roman festival Lupercalia, which celebrates the Roman Goddess Lupa. We begin a new segment about a new book we’re both reading: Liber Kthonia: A Contemporary Witchcraft & Devotional Tradition of Hekate. Link at the bottom to the author’s website!  We talk about offerings verses devotional acts, some of Hekate’s titles, and much more! Sit down, grab your favorite drink (or hangover cure), and enjoy! Card pulled: Temple at Lagina - Sacredness  * all things stated in this podcast is opinion or through personal research. We are not experts, so please don’t take our word as gospel. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Liber Kthonia: https://jeffcullenartistry.com/product/liber-khthonia-softcover/ Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 17m

  10. 04/01/2025

    Dead People Wine: A How to Guide (REPOST)

    Send us a text Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 1) Unfortunately our new editing software isn’t allowing me to import our intro and outro music for some reason, figures. 2) Apparently MY DUMBASS accidentally posted the NONEDITED version of this episode so I had to take it down and repost it. Also figures. This week we take an ADHD and Booze filled deep(ish) dive into the Ancient Greek festival of the deipnon, a holiday-not-holiday honoring Hecate on the New Moon. We also go into long ass tangents about holy water, cleansing, and the gods know what else. Sit down, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! *all things stated in this podcast is opinion or through personal research. We are not experts, so please don’t take our word as gospel. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    1h 12m
  11. A Vibe Check (AKA Meet the Hosts)

    01/30/2025

    A Vibe Check (AKA Meet the Hosts)

    Send us a text Welcome to the FIRST episode of Hexes & Hoes! It only took 5 different tries, multiple mental break downs, 2 DoorDash incidents, and countless drinks. This is a chaotic introduction to two very ADHD ridden, autistic, chaotic witches, so most (if not all) episodes will probably sound like this. Sorrynotsorry. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy the Vibe Check! *all things stated in this podcast is opinion or through personal research. We are not experts, so please don't take our word as gospel. Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

    33 min
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About

A witchy podcast done by 2 chaotic witches just trying to find their way in their practice.

Information

  • Creator
    Kiara
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Hexes & Hoes
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