You've Been Blacklisted

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You’ve Been Blacklisted is a fast-paced gameshow-podcast where host Matt Black presides over two guests battling to banish life’s little irritations to the Blacklist. It’s part comedy roast, part catharsis. How it works Five rounds: Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life/tech), and Songs.Head-to-head picks: Each guest nominates one thing per round to “blacklist.”Host’s verdict: Matt chooses one winner per round.Tally time: Most round wins = Blacklister of the Week.Prize: The coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt.Expect quick wit, playful arguments, and standout one-liners. About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  1. 1D AGO

    Suck, Granny & Egg Should Never Be In The Same Sentence

    In this episode of Blacklisted with Matt Black, Matt Black is joined by two proper “moan machines”: his wife Cath Black and retired police officer Rebecca Bowley. With producer Ed Nell in the room (and a scandalous letter from Enid), they go head-to-head across five rounds to decide what gets launched into the abyss. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Five rounds—Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life), and Songs. One blacklist per round; most wins takes Blacklister of the Week (and the T-shirt). Round 1 – Films: Cath targets Pearl Harbour (clichés, love triangle, inaccuracies); Rebecca goes for Grease (the flying-car ending).  Round 2 – Quotes: Rebecca blacklists the classic parental line “You can’t have them… you’ll only eat them”; Cath picks “You can’t teach a granny to suck eggs.”  Round 3 – Nostalgia: Cath attacks the Etch A Sketch (two knobs, zero artistry); Rebecca chooses cat’s cradle (string misery).  Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Rebecca goes after people using loudspeakers in public; Cath targets filming gigs on phones.  Round 5 – Songs: Cath nominates Elbow – “One Day Like This”; Rebecca chooses “Happy Birthday.”  Best Moments The Enid letter to Matt: “He’s the only reason some of us tune in… that soothing monotone does things to me.” (Enid, 94½). Rebecca on nicknames: “I’m not a Becky… I see a little Labrador walking along.” Rebecca’s childhood injustice: “You can’t have them… you’ll only eat them.” (Yes… that’s the point.) Cath’s Etch A Sketch verdict: “Two knobs… and if you’re skilfully turning them you could do a very wiggly angle.” Rebecca’s birthday mission: “Happy Birthday is supposed to be joyous… please can we change the tune?” About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min

  2. FEB 5

    Sausage with a Side of Splinter

    In this episode of You’ve Been Blacklisted, hosted by Matt Black, Kellie Johnson (My Midlands) faces Hannah Green (Tipples & Tonics) across five gloriously petty rounds, with Radio Ed stirring the pot. One pick per round gets the blacklist; most wins earns the “Blacklister of the Week” T-shirt. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life), Songs. Most blacklisted picks wins. Round 1 – Films: Kellie: High School Musical 2; Hannah: The Greasy Strangler  Round 2 – Quotes: “It is what it is” (Hannah) vs “Money can’t buy happiness” (Kellie)  Round 3 – Nostalgia: Chip-shop wooden forks (Kellie) vs Shag bands (Hannah)  Round 4 – Black Mirror: Smartwatches (Hannah) vs Crocs (Kellie)  Round 5 – Songs: “Cotton Eye Joe” (Kellie) vs “Barbra Streisand” (Hannah) Best Moments “If it hadn’t been for that… you know… I’d be married” — Kellie’s unprintable Cotton Eye Joe theory. “Crocs are a cry for help… the holes are escape routes for your dignity.” — Kellie. “It’s the human equivalent of turning your computer off and on again.” — Matt on “It is what it is.” About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Kellie Jonson Kellie Johnson is the founder of My Midlands, a platform celebrating the people, places and independent businesses that give the region its character. With a background in community storytelling and digital marketing, she shines a light on local success stories, hidden gems and can’t-miss events, connecting audiences with what’s on their doorstep. Warm, curious and relentlessly positive, Kellie champions collaboration across towns and cities, partnering with creators, venues and charities to boost visibility, footfall and pride in the Midlands region. Find out more: https://mymidlands.co.uk About the guest - Hannah Green Hannah Green is the founder of Tipples & Tonics, a Midlands cocktail studio and mobile bar known for playful, polished drinks. A seasoned mixologist and event host, she designs bespoke menus, tastings and cocktail classes for weddings, launches and team socials, blending classic technique with seasonal, locally sourced ingredients. Warm, organised and unflappable, Hannah handles everything from glassware to garnish, creating memorable, hospitality-led experiences that get people talking and brands noticed, one perfectly balanced drink at a time. Find out more: https://tipplesandtonics.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

  3. JAN 22

    I Hate Frodo

    In this episode of Blacklisted with Matt Black, estate agent Andrew Downing-Booth faces financial adviser Dan Chadwick (Mercian Wealth Management). One gripe per round gets the blacklist; the winner nabs the coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Five rounds—Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life), and Songs. Most blacklisted picks = Blacklister of the Week. Round 1 – Films: Dan rants at Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (mainly Frodo); Andy targets Dolittle (2020). Round 2 – Quotes: Andy swings at Shakespeare’s “To be, or not to be.” Dan picks the teen meme “Six Seven.” Round 3 – Nostalgia: Dan nukes the teacher classic “You won’t always have a calculator.” Andy goes after Beanie Babies. Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Andy tries to bin the mobile phone (signal rage); Dan targets “doing it for the ’Gram.” Round 5 – Songs: Dan: Central Cee – “Good Times.” Andy: Drake – “One Dance.” Best Moments Dan’s net worth sets up Matt’s “I don’t own a net” gag. Italian brain-rot: a classroom chorus to “Six Seven.” Andy’s mobile-phone tirade: “Don’t call it a mobile, there’s no signal!” Dan on Central Cee’s lyric: “Bragging about ‘good wood’ isn’t romance.” About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Andrew Downing-Booth Andrew entered estate agency in 2007, became a sales negotiator in 2009 after graduating from the University of Birmingham, and helped two start-ups reach market-leader status, rising to assistant manager, branch manager and later sales manager. He now runs Andrew Downing-Booth Estate Agents. Away from work he plays six-a-side in goal, supports Wolves, and enjoys family days and walks with Milo the spaniel. Find out more: https://andrewdowningbooth.co.uk/ About the guest - Dan Chadwick He is a Financial Adviser with over eight years’ experience, proud to serve at Mercian Wealth Management, where clients’ best interests come first. Inspired by seeing family and friends struggle without guidance, he helps people make sound choices on wealth management, protection and retirement planning. Outside work, he enjoys the gym, boxing, yoga and golf, is learning Bachata, and, formerly a part-time PT, supports others’ confidence. A recent Birmingham resident, he loves hikes with his dog and family. Find out more: https://www.mercianwm.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min

  4. JAN 8

    That Tingle Might Be a Water Infection

    In this episode of Blacklisted with Matt Black, charity fundraiser Ian Bowley faces serial entrepreneur Scott Milligan across five mischievous rounds, with Radio Ed chiming in (and fan-mail from Enid…). One pick per round gets the blacklist; the winner nabs the coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life), Songs. Most blacklisted picks = Blacklister of the Week. Round 1 – Films: Scott targets the Jurassic Park sequels; Ian swings at Mamma Mia. Round 2 – Quotes: Ian: “Everything happens for a reason.” Scott: “It is what it is.” Round 3 – Nostalgia: Scott fondly nominates Space/Pop Rocks; Ian slams Wall Walkers (the sticky “sticky men”). Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Ian rants about speakerphones in public; Scott goes after reaction reels. Round 5 – Songs: Scott: Coldplay – “Fix You.” Ian: The Stranglers – “Golden Brown.” Best Moments “I’m Matt Black, like the paint, only thicker.” Matt on speakerphone culture: psychologists call it “forced intimacy.” Scott on reaction reels: “The laziest way to get engagement.” Ian on Wall Walkers vs anaglypta wallpaper: “Absolutely pointless.” About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Scott Milligan Scott has spent much of his career working in marketing and has run agencies since 2005, specialising in beauty, insurance, and law. As voluntary Strategic Director at Burton Radio, he rebranded the station, introduced breakfast and lunchtime shows, set record live listeners and grew monthly listeners from 3,000 to 12,000 with turnover up eightfold. He now steers the Burton Echo and co-launched Lichfield Radio with Ruth Redgate (launch 19 Jan 2026). Through Milligan Advocates and Origin Media Group, he funds community media. He’s also released three acclaimed albums. Find out more: https://lichfieldradio.org/ About the guest - Ian Bowley Alongside family members, Ian established the Stan Bowley Trust in 2008, gaining charitable status in 2011. After a steep learning curve, the team built a sustainable local charity that has helped save countless people affected by cancer. They remain committed to making CyberKnife widely available across the UK and are currently in discussion with Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham to fund a “Home from Home” for CyberKnife patients. Find out more: https://stan-bowley-trust.odoo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

  5. 12/25/2025

    Baby Should Stay in the Corner Forever

    In this crossover of Blacklisted with Matt Black, Deb Lee and Matt Morgan (Cabernet Queens Podcast) battle across five rounds, wine in hand, while Radio Ed chips in. One gripe per round gets the blacklist; the winner bags the “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt. Key Takeaways Round 1 – Films: Deb torpedoes Face/Off; Matt swings at Dirty Dancing. Round 2 – Quotes: Matt: “Live every day like it’s your last.” Deb: “If you know, you know (IYKYK).” Round 3 – Nostalgia: Clackers vs MiniDiscs. Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Pickleball vs Self-appointed online “experts” (IBEs). Round 5 – Songs: “Bat Out of Hell” (Deb) vs “Cha Cha Slide” (Matt). Best Moments Deb on clackers: “Absolutely lethal… how were they even allowed?” Matt on “live every day like it’s your last”: “It’s impossible, who would work?” Deb on IBEs (Instant Bloody Experts): “Opinion stated as fact… algorithms feed the echo chambers.” Radio Ed on “Cha Cha Slide”: “I’d like to poo on the actual CD it was played on.” About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Deb Lee Deb Lee is the owner of Aldridge Mortgage & Protection, a family-run business focused on helping clients achieve their property goals. From first-time buyers to seasoned investors, Deb offers tailored advice on purchasing, refinancing, and borrowing. Based in the West Midlands but serving clients nationwide, she provides flexible support through remote or face-to-face consultations. With a client-first approach and a passion for making the mortgage process simple and stress-free, Deb ensures her clients' property dreams become reality. Find out more: https://aldridgemp.co.uk/ About the guest - Matt Morgan Matt Morgan is a passionate travel specialist committed to turning your dream holidays into reality. Offering expert, impartial advice and 24/7 support, Matt ensures every step of your journey is stress-free. From crafting itineraries across all continents to arranging weddings, honeymoons, cruises, and city breaks, he handles every detail, including visas and check-ins. With strong industry relationships and ATOL protection, Matt delivers personalised, worry-free travel experiences tailored to your needs. Find out more: https://luxurytravelexperts.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  6. 12/11/2025

    You Have to Suck and Blow in the Right Holes

    In this episode of Blacklisted with Matt Black, Sarah Butt (Skincare Expert) faces Pete Chatham (AIM Environmental) across five fiery rounds, with producer Radio Ed popping up as ever. One gripe per round gets the blacklist; most wins earn the “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt. Key Takeaways Round 1 – Films: Sarah slams Benjamin Button for false advertising (“no actual button”); Pete targets The Nightmare Before Christmas, pumpkins at Christmas? Round 2 – Quotes: “Where did you have it last?” (Pete) vs “Me on a plate” (Sarah). Round 3 – Nostalgia: Slap bands (metal and menacing) vs Jim’ll Fix It. Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Man bags (Pete) vs Face filters (Sarah). Round 5 – Songs: “Piano Man” – Billy Joel (Sarah) vs “Ain’t No Sunshine” – Bill Withers (Pete). Best Moments “I was expecting him to turn into a button.” – Sarah on Benjamin Button. “Arnold Schwarzenegger has shares in pest control… he’s an ex-Terminator.” – Matt to Pete. “Slap bands: joy in a band… that could cut your arm off.” – Sarah. “Filters make it harder to believe anything.” – Matt, weighing up the modern world. About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Peter Chatham Peter Chatham is a specialist at AIM Environmental, helping businesses and homeowners keep sites safe, compliant and pest-free. Known for clear advice and rapid response, he plans and delivers tailored treatments, prioritising prevention, discreet service and humane, environmentally responsible methods. Peter works across residential and commercial settings, from one-off callouts to ongoing maintenance, focusing on long-term protection, minimal disruption and measurable results. Find out more: https://aim-environmental.com/ About the guest - Sarah Butt Sarah Butt is an independent Skincare specialist, helping clients build simple, effective routines with vegan, cruelty-free products. She offers friendly consultations, from quick skin check-ins to pamper evenings, tailoring recommendations to individual goals, sensitivities and budgets. Known for clear advice and genuine care, Sarah focuses on healthy, glowing skin and sustainable choices, supporting customers before and after purchase with tips, testimonials and easy-to-follow routines. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min

  7. 11/27/2025

    Groaner Not A Moaner

    In this episode of Blacklisted with Matt Black, videographer James “Coops” Cooper (JCFX Media) faces David Whitehouse (InLife Web Design) across five rounds, with producer Radio Ed chiming in. One pick per round gets the blacklist stamp and the winner pockets the coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Five rounds—Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, “Black Mirror” (modern life tech/trends), and Songs. Most blacklisted picks = Blacklister of the Week. Round 1 – Films: Coops swings at Rocky; David targets The Perfect Storm. Round 2 – Quotes: David debunks the Einstein-attributed “fish climbing a tree” line; Coops nominates “Cheer up, it might never happen.” Round 3 – Nostalgia: Coops (while eating one live) turns on Scotch eggs; David picks Rolf’s Cartoon Club. Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Coops goes after five-minute voice notes (the dreaded “just a quick one”); David targets mainstream media. Round 5 – Songs: David: “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”; Coops: “Baby Shark.” Baby Best Moments Coops, mid-snack strategy: “I’m proving a point” (while catching the Scotch-egg meat sweats). “Voice notes that start with ‘Just a quick one’…” (Coops’ case for the blacklist.) “Baby Shark isn’t a song; it’s a psychological weapon.” (Coops seals the finale.) About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - David Whitehouse David Whitehouse develops effective web and mobile solutions for clients of all sizes, with credits including Danny John-Jules, Channel 4, One Stop, Universal, Take That, FIFA, VIBE, Fast Car Magazine and Twycross Zoo. He holds a BSc (Hons) in Computing Science from Staffordshire University, where he later worked as a Web Designer. A regular SEO speaker to Chambers of Commerce, he has contributed to .NET magazine and authored the international bestseller “SEO for SMEs”. Find out more: https://inlife.co.uk/ About the guest - James Cooper James Cooper runs JCFX Media, a Staffordshire-based video production company with a decade of experience creating films for businesses large and small. From web video to graphics and animation, he shapes clients’ visions into eye-catching, high-quality, cost-effective content. Whether using the studio’s green screen or filming on site, JCFX provides the kit and expertise to make brands stand out. Find out more: https://jcfxmedia.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min

  8. 11/13/2025

    No Second Chances in White Pants

    In this debut of Blacklisted with Matt Black, host Matt pits two guests against each other across five tongue-in-cheek rounds to decide what deserves banishment to the blacklist. Joining him are Karen Eyke (Recruit 123) and Ricky Frith (Locksmith Frith, a.k.a. “Sticky Ricky” – “If your door is sticky, call Ricky”), with producer “Radio Ed” chiming in now and again. There’s even a coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt for the winner. Key Takeaways The Game Plan: Five rounds—Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, “Black Mirror” (modern life tech/trends), and Songs. Only one pick is blacklisted per round; most wins = Blacklister of the Week (plus the T-shirt). Round 1 – Films: Karen swings at Titanic (that door debate…), while Ricky brands Love Actually predictable. Round 2 – Quotes: Karen’s pick “Pissing myself laughing” Vs Ricky’s “Keep Calm and Carry On.” Round 3 – Nostalgia: Pogo stick take on Tech Deck fingerboards (which Matt still finds “pretty cool”). Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Ricky’s lip filler goes up against Karen’s smartphones. Round 5 – Songs: Against Karen’s “Birdie Song,” Vs Ricky’s “Justin Bieber – Baby” Best Moments “Like the paint, only thicker.” – Matt on being Matt Black. “If your door is sticky, call Ricky.” – Ricky’s tagline that absolutely sticks. “White pants… there’s just no second chances.” – Matt, on the perils of laundry-visible risk. About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. About the guest - Karen Eyke Karen is the driving force and Director of Recruit123. With experience from managing high street retail stores to serving at one of the UK’s largest Welfare to Work providers, she knows recruitment from both sides. As director of an independent agency, Karen has successfully matched hundreds of businesses, SMEs, to multinationals with people who move their organisations forward. Find out more: https://recruit-123.co.uk/ About the guest - Ricky Frith Ricky is the founder of Locksmith Frith Ltd. Beyond general locksmith work and uPVC repairs, the company delivers smart access control using market-leading products certified to the highest BSI Kitemark for IoT (Enhanced Level). They provide flexible, secure, convenient solutions for diverse properties. Ricky focuses on helping property managers run secure, controlled access from anywhere, with features such as remote locking/unlocking, timed access, and live audit trails. Find out more: https://www.locksmithfrithltd.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  9. 11/05/2025

    You’ve Been Blacklisted Trailer

    You’ve Been Blacklisted is a fast-paced gameshow-podcast where host Matt Black presides over two guests battling to banish life’s little irritations to the Blacklist. It’s part comedy roast, part catharsis. How it works Five rounds: Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life/tech), and Songs.Head-to-head picks: Each guest nominates one thing per round to “blacklist.”Host’s verdict: Matt chooses one winner per round.Tally time: Most round wins = Blacklister of the Week.Prize: The coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt.Expect quick wit, playful arguments, and standout one-liners. About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 min

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You’ve Been Blacklisted is a fast-paced gameshow-podcast where host Matt Black presides over two guests battling to banish life’s little irritations to the Blacklist. It’s part comedy roast, part catharsis. How it works Five rounds: Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life/tech), and Songs.Head-to-head picks: Each guest nominates one thing per round to “blacklist.”Host’s verdict: Matt chooses one winner per round.Tally time: Most round wins = Blacklister of the Week.Prize: The coveted “You’ve Been Blacklisted” T-shirt.Expect quick wit, playful arguments, and standout one-liners. About the host - Matt Black Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Matt Black Marketing
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matt Black
  • Show Website
    You've Been Blacklisted