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Nucking Futz

Hey, welcome to Nucking Futz - the podcast for anyone who’s ever looked at their life and thought, “Is this normal… or just Nucking Futz?” We’ve run businesses, raised kids, survived curveballs, and built a life we love - with lots of laughter (and maybe a few WTFs) along the way. 

  1. Jun 25

    Who Were You Before You Became Everyone’s Everything?

    Somewhere between careers, raising kids, building businesses, and checking off everyone else’s to-do list, a lot of us forgot who we were. In this episode, Melissa and Donna talk about the hobbies they left behind, the dreams they still have, learning to say no without guilt, why tiny homes somehow turned into a life lesson, and the surprising freedom that comes with getting older. They also share the moments that remind them they’re still the same women they’ve always been—just a little wiser, a lot more confident, and far less interested in asking for permission. If you’ve ever wondered where the old you went… She’s probably still in there. And she might be waiting for you to remember her. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  2. Jun 18

    Who Are You Without the Job Title?

    In this episode of Nucking Futz™, Melissa and Donna are talking about the labels, titles, and roles that seem to follow us everywhere.   Mom. Wife. Business owner. Caregiver. Entrepreneur. Realtor. Creator. Friend.   But who are we when we strip all of those away?   We dive into the pressure women feel to define themselves by a single job title, why so many of us downplay our accomplishments, and the guilt that comes with wearing multiple hats. From raising kids and building businesses to chasing creative passions and showing up authentically online, we’re sharing the real conversation about identity, success, and giving yourself permission to be more than one thing.   Because maybe you don’t have to pick a lane.   Maybe you get to be all of it.   A funny, honest conversation about self-worth, ambition, motherhood, and learning to stop apologizing for everything you’ve accomplished. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  3. Jun 11

    Things We Stopped Pretending to Like After 40 (Part 2)

    Loud restaurants. Networking events with bad wine. Standing for three hours at concerts. Jeans that haven’t fit since 2017. In Part 2 of Over 40: Edit It or Over It, Melissa and Donna keep the conversation rolling and aren’t holding back. They are talking about: friendships that feel one-sided hustle culture and girl boss burnout fake productivity hacks feeling guilty for resting comparing your body to your younger self and why life gets a whole lot better when you stop trying to make everyone happy Along the way, they somehow end up discussing Starbucks orders, Lady Gaga, Portugal, private jets, and the freedom that comes from finally saying: “This is who I am. Take it or leave it.” Funny, honest, slightly chaotic, and a reminder that life gets a lot lighter when you stop performing for everyone else. Because after 40, the real glow-up is not caring so much what other people think. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  4. Jun 4

    Things We Stopped Pretending to Like After 40

    After 40, the performance ends. In this episode, Melissa and Donna play Over 40 Edit or Over It and call out the things they are officially done pretending to enjoy — jeans on airplanes, painful heels, tiny handbags, kale, endless group texts, unknown callers, shapewear that requires a prayer, and dinner plans that start way too late. It’s funny, honest, chaotic, and way too relatable. Because at this point? Comfort is the dress code. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  5. May 28

    The Hormone Olympics Are Real

    Hot flashes. Rage crying. Brain fog. Chin hairs. Periods that disappear for 10 months just to come back swinging like they own the place. In this episode, Melissa and Donna are saying everything women usually whisper to their friends in the bathroom. They get brutally honest about: horrific cramps and surprise periods • perimenopause and hormonal chaos • mood swings, rage moments, and crying playlists • PCOS, hormone testing, and brain fog • night sweats, sugar cravings, and “men-sa art” disasters • sex, body changes, hot flashes, and feeling completely unhinged • why women are expected to just “deal with it” • and the realization that maybe… we were never crazy in the first place It’s funny, emotional, uncomfortable, validating, and completely all over the place, basically the hormone Olympics. If you’ve ever cried over laundry, forgotten someone’s name mid-conversation, or threatened to punch someone for asking if you’re “in a mood”… this episode is for you. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  6. May 28

    No One Warned Us About This Part

    Periods, hot flashes, body changes, weird symptoms, beauty filters, Botox, Spanx, dogs in the bed, and the emotional damage of someone asking, “Are you in a mood?” In this episode, Melissa and Donna are talking about the stuff women whisper about, Google at midnight, or only admit to their closest friends. From period shame and doctor visits to night sweats, self-care, crop tops after 40, tattoos, late-night snacks, and why the thermostat should legally belong to women in midlife… nothing is off limits. It’s honest, funny, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of conversation every woman needs to hear. Because your body is changing. Your patience is thinner. And apparently, sleeping with a fan is now a survival strategy. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  7. May 21

    Hormones, Brain Fog & Trying Not to Lose Your Damn Mind

    Hormones are rude. One minute you’re fine … the next you’re crying, raging, nauseous, bloated, forgetting someone’s name mid-conversation, or wondering if you took your pills five minutes ago. In this episode, Melissa and Donna talk about the stuff women were never really taught to understand — hormone imbalance, periods, PCOS, brain fog, birth control, IUDs, menopause, mood swings, and the absolute chaos of trying to function like a normal person while your body is doing its own unhinged side quest. They get into the emotional side too … the walking away, the apologizing after, the “I’m not mad” when you might actually be a little mad, and why talking about it all makes women feel a little less insane. It’s funny, honest, slightly feral, and painfully relatable. Because sometimes it’s not you. It’s your hormones being NUCKING FUTZ™. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

  8. May 14

    Perimenopause Is a Scam and We’d Like a Refund

    Cramps. Mood swings. Random rage. Crying to sad playlists. Hot flashes … or maybe just high blood pressure?  In this episode, Melissa and Donna get brutally honest about periods, perimenopause, hormones, and the absolute chaos of being a woman over 40. They are talking about: the cramps that feel like a medical emergency period rage and emotional breakdowns sugar cravings, bloating, migraines, and “fluid weight” tampons, maxi pads, and horrifying public moments chin hairs, hot flashes, and questioning God’s design choices and why sometimes you just need a heating pad, Housewives, and everyone to leave you alone It’s funny, painfully relatable, slightly unhinged … and the conversation every woman has had privately but almost never out loud. Because honestly? Nobody prepared us for this part. Be NUCKING FUTZ™ with us — join the newsletter, ask a question, or apply to be on the podcast … all the good stuff lives here at www.thenuckingfutz.com

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Hey, welcome to Nucking Futz - the podcast for anyone who’s ever looked at their life and thought, “Is this normal… or just Nucking Futz?” We’ve run businesses, raised kids, survived curveballs, and built a life we love - with lots of laughter (and maybe a few WTFs) along the way. 

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