The Ostrich Report

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eCommerce Marketplace Podcast that no one knew they wanted.

  1. Apr 23

    Kiss the ring. The ring's name is Rufus. - The Ostrich Report with Vinny & Hendrik

    Season 1, Episode 1 — Amazon isn't losing the agentic AI war. It's building the toll booths. Malte Karstan (Marketplace Commentator & Analyst) joins Vinny O'Brien and co-host Hendrik Laubscher for a 50-minute conversation recorded across three continents — Singapore, Cape Town, and Ireland — that stopped being a forecast and became a post-mortem. Malte called the Amazon SP-API paywall, the PayPal–Cymbio acquisition, and the UK agentic commerce shift months before the press releases dropped. We walk through what he said, what happened, and what it means now. In this episode: Amazon's SP-API paywall and why the April 30 monthly fees change everything for agentic botsThe PayPal / Cymbio deal and why product catalogue legibility is the new moatProject Starfish, Rufus, and Amazon's grip on the full order journeyWhy agentic AI kills traditional advertisingThe Continental Divide — US noise, European regulatory dread, Southeast Asia's quiet scaleJohn Lewis, TikTok Shop, commercetools, and the UK's first mainstream agentic retail moveNon-branded search eating the brand layer in baby, pantry and beverage categoriesA Cluetrain Manifesto for agentic commerce — the idea we're carrying through the seasonGuest: Malte Karstan — linkedin.com/in/malte-karstanHosts: Vinny O'Brien (Dublin) & Hendrik Laubscher (Cape Town) A sponsor joins us from next week. Guest and sponsor intros open for Season 1. If you're shaping marketplaces, AI commerce, cross-border trade or logistics — come talk. Subscribe for weekly marketplace intelligence across North America, Europe, and Asia. New episodes Fridays.

    51 min
  2. Two Pints of Culture, Please – With Dave Morrissey

    12/11/2025

    Two Pints of Culture, Please – With Dave Morrissey

    The Struggle Bus with Dave Morrissey: Culture, Creativity & the Irish Peak Moment In this episode of The Struggle Bus, Vinny sits down with the endlessly curious, relentlessly cultural, and occasionally feral-in-the-best-way Dave Morrissey — growth & culture consultant, ex-Meta, ex-TikTok, author of Grow Like Tech, and a man who can track the rise of Irish influence by reading festival lineups the way historians read ancient scripts. Together, they dive into: 🇮🇪 Ireland’s Cultural PeakFrom Fontaines D.C. to Guinness dominating the UK to spice bags taking over London, Dave breaks down why Irishness is having a global moment — and why it matters. 🎭 Creativity, Community & CommerceDave explains how culture fuels creativity, why brands need to solve and serve rather than sell, and how real-world connection — run clubs, IRL events, human-first community building — might be the antidote to a hyper-digital age. 🛒 Experience vs. Entertainment in EcommerceIs ecommerce meant to be experiential or entertaining? And has the industry been fooling itself for a decade? The lads untangle where the future really is. 📚 Dave’s New BookA first look at his upcoming work exploring Irish identity and influence across arts, tech, leadership, and global culture. 🎵 And yes… if Dave’s career were a song?It’s Radiohead. Obviously. This is a warm, meandering, joy-filled conversation about culture, hardship, creativity, the power of being Irish, and why solving beats selling every single time. Pull up a seat on the Struggle Bus — this one’s a gem.

    30 min

  3. 11/22/2025

    If You Smell Like a Wookiee, Your Margins Better Work

    “If the first thing you do every morning is open Seller Central with a coffee… this one’s for you.” ☕📊 New episode of The Ostrich Report just dropped, and this time Hendrik and I brought in someone who actually runs the thing everyone has an opinion about but very few truly understand: marketplaces. 🎙 Guest: Jamie Roller🧼 Brand: Dr. Squatch (yes, the Star Wars soap people with the ridiculous scents and surprisingly serious P&L discipline) Jamie runs the marketplace business at Dr. Squatch, with a heavy focus on Amazon plus retail.com 1P. She’s not a “thought leader,” she’s the person who has to make the numbers work every 90 days. A few threads we pulled on: 🧮 Marketplace = a P&L inside a P&LJamie’s team owns the whole thing end to end: What to sell How to get it into Amazon How to price, bundle & merchandise it How to put media behind it without destroying the margin Her line that stuck: if you’re promising +25% YoY on Amazon, you better understand what that actually entails operationally — not just in a deck. 📦 1P vs 3P and why unit economics are a knife fightWe unpacked: Why running 3P means owning the inventory, the fees and the fulfillment pain How bundles become your secret weapon when a single bar of soap can’t carry $2.50+ in FBA fees The real trade-off: pristine margins vs access to Amazon’s absurd demand firehose ♻️ Cannibalization is out, incrementality is inTwo years ago, everyone was panicking: “Is Amazon cannibalizing my DTC?” Today Jamie’s more focused on: “How do I prove incrementality of media and new product launches across channels?” We talk about: Customer journeys that definitely aren’t linear Launching new SKUs that cannibalize your own range vs your own channels Why the goal is channel-agnostic loyalty, not channel purity 📊 Dashboards, data & the uncomfortable truthJamie spends 20–30% of her time inside the numbers. First tab open: yesterday’s sales in Seller Central. Then deeper analytics Squatch has built in-house. The bit most brands won’t say out loud: Every channel has horrible blind spots Amazon just happens to give you enough data to keep you hooked and “just informed enough” to keep spending You win on Amazon by owning intent on specific keywords, not by “being present” 🤖 AI, agents & who actually winsWe debate whether AI agents will: Supercharge big CPGs with deep pockets Or reward the brands who are faster at updating content, testing, and staying “recent” in LLMs Jamie’s view: we’re still early, there’s a lot of buzzword bingo, and the real work is still growth & media strategy, not AI theatre. 👥 Culture > strategy (especially in marketplaces)We also get into how she: Runs a distributed, multi-time-zone team Keeps marketplace from being a weird silo off to the side Shares data & reporting so the rest of the business actually uses marketplace insights instead of treating Amazon like a dark art Oh, and yes, we did manage to talk about Star Wars soap, Chewbacca as a scent choice, and why marketplaces should still be fun even when they’re stressful. If you’re: Running Amazon / marketplace P&Ls Still arguing internally about “cannibalization” Or secretly afraid of your own dashboards …this episode will either make you feel seen or mildly attacked. Maybe both. What we got into with Jamie

    40 min

  4. 11/15/2025

    What will $238 BN get you these days? The Ostrich Report

    $238BN Revenue a nostalgic, number-soaked sprint through Singles Day 2025 and a preview of our biggest episode yet. There are shopping events. There are cultural moments. And then once a year China lights the ecommerce beacons, JD.com flexes its fulfilment biceps, and the rest of us sit there whispering: “How… in the actual…?” Welcome to our latest episode of The Ostrich Report, where Hendrik Laubscher and I dove beak-first into Singles Day 2025 the shopping festival that casually moved $238.3 billion in the time it takes most Western brands to agree on “final-final-final creative.” And this year? It wasn’t just big. It was absurd. The Headline Numbers (aka: “Your CFO Just Fainted”),.695 trillion yuan in GMV roughly the GDP of Greece, Portugal, AND the HSE’s full budget for the next 7.8 years… combined. Growth? +14.2% YoY. Slower, yes but scale so large the Richter scale needs a side extension. Instant retail (1-hour delivery) up 138.4%, because apparently patience is dead. JD.com: +40% shoppers +60% orders & a cross-border expansion so broad it should probably get its own airline. 80 brands smashed 100M yuan in the first hour. Apple did it in, checks notes, minutes. And because we love perspective around here… One Singles Day = 57% of Apple’s annual global revenue One Singles Day = 37% of Amazon’s annual earnings One Singles Day = all of NASA… for nine years One Singles Day = New York City… for two years One Singles Day = Ireland’s entire health system… nine times over (Yes. Nine.) If your eyes are watering, that’s normal. Mine did too. Trends That Would Have Looked Unrealistic in a 2011 PowerPoint. AI everything: tablets up 200%, smart glasses tripled, and consumers apparently fine with having their homes talk back to them. Beauty brands went nuclear: 79 brands crossed 100M yuan BEFORE some of us finished our morning coffee. The Chinese consumer is now the world’s most disciplined bargain-hunter with a black belt in “value.” The campaign lasted 33 days we’re basically at “Singles Quarter” now. Western Brands: The Overachievers’ Club Apple cleared last year’s full-day total in two hours. Nike likely crossed $1B in Singles Day sales again. L’Oréal, Estée Lauder, Lancôme all hit 100M yuan in under 10 minutes. Xiaomi casually reported $4.1B on its own. Somewhere, a performance-marketing team whispered, “Are you not entertained?” 🎙️ So Why Are We Talking About This on The Ostrich Report? Because Singles Day is, well, It’s big. It’s fun. It’s unhinged in places. And it’s a reminder that the world’s largest ecommerce event still makes Black Friday look like a quiet Tuesday at Woodie’s. 🧵 Full Episode Drops Now If you like marketplaces, cross-border chaos, nerdy context, or two grown men laughing at trillion-yuan events, this one’s for you. 🎧 Listen to this episode here: All other episodeshere: 🎙️💵Amazon: https://bit.ly/3LAKds4 🎙️🍏Apple: https://apple.co/47zGjIu 🎙️🎚️Spotify: https://bit.ly/47TmAlV 🎙️📺Youtube: https://bit.ly/4nWYSLz

    33 min

  5. 11/06/2025

    LLMs Ate the Search Bar, Now What? - The Ostrich Report

    Max Sinclair blew our minds last week ( Hendrik Laubscher ) and I. We welcomed him onto the Ostrich Report to have what we thought would be a normal enough discussion about AI and its productivity gains for markketplace sellers. Wrong. Azoma occupy a unique space and have a long history in this space. 2 co founders with skills and experience, one from the Death Star (Amazon) who combined to build products for customers such as Mars - their customer list almost seems secondary to them - the product is critical. Isn't everyones? No. Nor is their product, for evereyone I mean. His words, not mine - refreshingly honest and clear on their purpose. We even talked ethics and controls needed to run in parallel with AI growth. Azoma have 2 patents - 1 granted and 1 pending. This in itself, in this field is incredible. But it tells a tale of masters of their craft. I first met Max where we shared a gin in Belfast overlooking Harland and Wolf, that infamous dockyard. I was in the close company of Dean D. McElwee and Jacqueline Smith-Dubendorfer - Max was confident and quietly assessing the room. With hindsight I can see he had alreqady outgrown most of us. He unpacks how answer engines, agentic browsers, and soon physical AI will reshape discovery, ads, and the P&L politics inside brands. If you’re still optimising blue links, this one’s a gentle shove into 2025. Highlights From keywords to conversations: LLMs are already baked into Amazon, Walmart, and others — whether you see the chat UI or not. “Search” is becoming ask → answer → act. Azoma’s patents underpin a system that simulates how people talk to AI engines at scale, tracks citations/crawler patterns, and models brand share of voice in AI. Who’s buying this stuff: Pilots start with central/search CoEs, but brand teams fund the roll-outs, because the ROI shows up as revenue lift or major cost reduction in content ops. Ads vs answers: In an answer-first world, users won’t tolerate ad clutter. Expect new monetisation (affiliate/referral rails, Stripe-like takes) and hyper-personalised, generated promotions, not today’s slotting. What’s next (near-term): Agentic browsers, then true multi-step agents, then physical AI (smart fridges, mirrors, in-home devices) and lightweight AR moments (hello, Ray-Ban Meta). Ethics with teeth: The dangerous AI wasn’t GenAI; it was the deterministic engagement algorithms we couldn’t reset. Max argues for user-controlled “reset my algorithm” and a hard line against government data centralisation. 5 Big Takeaways for Operators AEO > SEO: Start treating AI engines as distribution. Track your share of voice in AI, your citations, and how prompts/personas surface (or bury) your brand. Move the budget. Design for questions, not keywords: Your product data, FAQs, UGC, and how-to context must answer situations (“desk has a drawer; need clamp”)—that’s what LLMs reward. This was our best yet. Someone should sponsor this. Are you listening Rithum Quotables (that actually came from the show) “LLMs are already the future of marketplace search. The only question is whether you see the chat interface or not.” — Max “You can’t build the future with rear-view data.” — Max “The buyer is shifting. Pilots start with central teams, but brand P&Ls pay when we prove revenue or crush content costs.” — Max “People won’t wait through ads for an answer. The best customer experience wins, not the biggest ad slot.” — Max “Affiliate-style economics will power agentic commerce. Think Stripe, but for answers that convert.” — Max Rufus (Amazon’s answer engine) in the wild for complex, contextual shopping Agentic browsers: Atlas, Perplexity, Comet—early signals of the UI shift Brands using Azoma today (as cited by Max): Mars, Arla, Zappos, HP, Colgate Reading rec: The Inevitable by Kevin Kelly (framework for what feels “obvious” in hindsight) Chapter GuideShow Notes / Mentions

    40 min

  6. 10/28/2025

    Orange Is the New Commerce - The Ostrich Report

    If you think Temu is just cheap socks and weird gadgets, you’re missing the real story.  This is the case study in how fast commerce is mutating,  faster than we can civilize it.On this week’s Ostrich Report, Hendrik and I dove deep into Temu’s European explosion,  and the numbers are pure madness: 📈 24.7 million EU customers between April and August 2024. 🚀 By June 2025, that figure will hit 150 million active users. 💶 $1.2 billion in revenue from Europe alone. 💰 $120 million in profit,  yes, profit, not “adjusted EBITDA.” And they did it all by flipping the script: cross-border → credibility → local integration. They’ve gone from “that Chinese discount app” to the default shopping channel in countries like Italy and Portugal,  where 92% of consumers say buying direct from manufacturers saves them money without sacrificing quality. Let’s be honest: Europe didn’t invite Temu in,  Amazon’s complacency and eBay’s nostalgia did. While old giants debated logistics and ad margins, Temu quietly built trust through delivery, gamification, and pricing transparency. You can now buy garden furniture in Ireland and get it in four days. eBay still can’t do that. And that’s the part that should make every retailer nervous. Because 63% of shoppers already prefer marketplaces over brand sites, and 56% of those are impulse purchases. If you’re not there when the urge strikes, someone else is. Meanwhile, brands selling on 3+ marketplaces grow 4.5x faster than those that don’t. That’s not cannibalization,  that’s new money. But here’s the uncomfortable question: What happens when the most efficient marketplace on earth is also the least politically palatable? Geopolitics will decide as much as strategy here. In the Nordics, 3 in 4 consumers say Temu increases price transparency. In the US, regulators call it a data Trojan horse. Both can be true. So what do we do,  block it, beat it, or learn from it? Because whether you love or loathe Temu, you can’t deny one thing: It’s teaching the West a painful lesson,  speed, simplicity, and scale still win. And if Europe is the battleground for trust and convenience, Temu just showed up with the biggest army we’ve ever seen. 🎙 Full episode now live: “Orange Is the New Commerce”,  Hendrik and I unpack how Temu pulled off the fastest retail land grab since Amazon Prime. 💬 Question for you: If Temu can win consumer trust this quickly,  what excuse do Western marketplaces have left?

    43 min

  7. 10/25/2025

    The Ostrich Report: “An Irishman, a Wallaby, and a Springbok Walk Into a Bar

    If you’ve ever wondered what happens when an Irish eCommerce consultant, a South African data whisperer, and an Australian marketplace guru walk into a podcast — the answer is a surprisingly civil 45 minutes of insight, laughter, and just a tiny bit of existential dread about the state of retail. This week, Vinny and Hendrik sat down with Luke Hilton, Global VP of Solution Engineering at Marketplacer, to talk about everything — from standing desks and ergonomic enlightenment to how retailers can stop overcomplicating the idea of becoming a marketplace. And spoiler alert: Luke brought gold. Marketplaces aren’t a religion — they’re a strategy. Not every retailer needs to “become a marketplace.” Sometimes, the smarter play is range extension — expanding your offer with complementary products, without building Rome (or Amazon) overnight. Incubate, don’t detonate. The old “big bang” approach to marketplace transformation is out. Hilton calls for smarter, staged approaches — start with dropship, test what sells, learn fast, and evolve from there. Mid-market is the sleeping giant. Enterprise gets the headlines, but mid-sized retailers are the real white space. They’re nimble, loyal to nothing but results, and hungry for scalable ways to extend reach without burning cash. Complexity is not a bug — it’s the feature. True marketplace success lives in the messy middle: OMS, PIM, ERP, integrations, fulfillment. It’s a symphony of systems, and Luke is the guy with the baton. Loyalty is a myth (and that’s okay). As Luke put it — we’re not loyal; we’re lazy. Amazon didn’t win our hearts, it won our delivery windows. Convenience trumps cheapness. It’s not a race to the bottom, it’s a race to the door. Consumers buy where it’s easiest, not necessarily where it’s cheapest. Luke dropped a belter of a case study — Rackhams, a luxury retailer running 250,000 products and 600 sellers with a team of fewer than ten people. Yes, ten.Turns out, if you marry smart systems, modern thinking, and a no-code integration layer, you can scale faster than a Wallaby with a caffeine problem. What makes Luke special isn’t just his technical chops — it’s his clarity. He sees marketplaces not as monoliths, but as modular evolutions of how retailers survive. His mantra: start small, learn fast, scale smart. And if he ever gets bored, he moonlights helping startups move away from “founder-led sales” (translation: the CEO stopped cold-calling). A huge shout-out to our friends at Evolve Commerce Community, who continue to keep the conversation alive between episodes — connecting the thinkers, builders, and slightly sleep-deprived retail nerds shaping the next decade of global commerce. In our next episode, we dive into Temu’s explosive European growth — the platform every EU regulator loves to hate. Expect strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and maybe a group therapy session for legacy retailers. We’re still looking for them.If you’re a brave brand that wants your logo sitting next to this chaos, reach out. It’s cheaper than Google Ads and way more fun. 💡 Golden Nuggets from Luke Hilton🏆 Case in Point: Rackhams🧠 Final Thoughts🫱 A Tip of the Wing to Our Community Partners🔮 Next Up💸 Oh, and Sponsors…

    45 min

  8. 10/02/2025

    15 Minutes or Bust: What Hospitality Taught Rafael Barini About Commerce

    15 Minutes or Bust: What Hospitality Taught Rafael Barini About Commerce The Ostrich Report has landed.  What I loved most about my conversation with Rafael Barini is his reminder that eCommerce is not just retail. It’s a discipline.A way of thinking.A toolkit for solving problems across any industry. Once you’ve learned to build and manage marketplaces, you start to see systems everywhere.The restaurant kitchen is just a fulfillment center with higher stakes. A hotel lobby is a loyalty program waiting to be optimized. Even real estate starts to look like product listings, search filters, and conversion funnels. That’s Rafael’s gift: taking the mindset forged in Brazil’s early eCommerce boom and applying it everywhere from Switzerland’s hospitality industry to AI-driven transformation projects today. Some moments that hit hardest: 👉 “If you can build a marketplace, you can probably build any eCommerce business.” 👉 Marketplaces aren’t one-dimensional. You’re serving multiple “customers”: buyers, sellers, developers, and ecosystems. Balance or bust. 👉 AI isn’t just a buzzword, right now it’s about productivity. Next wave? Personalization. Think of it as the industrial revolution for intellectual work. 👉 Hospitality taught him that speed changes everything. Deliver food in 15 minutes or fail. That kind of timing discipline should terrify every retail exec. 👉 Coming from Latin America gave him adaptability muscles most of Europe doesn’t even know it needs. This is why I love conversations like this,  they remind us that commerce is not a department, it’s a lens. Whether you’re selling sneakers, steaks, or square meters, the same underlying logic applies: systems, people, and the flow of value. And that’s exactly what The Ostrich Report is here to explore. Honest, global stories that cut through the noise and show how commerce is really evolving. 🎧 Episode 1 is live now: Rafael Barini on marketplaces, AI, and the cultural power of adaptability. [Insert Spotify/Apple link here] A big thanks to our community partner Evolve Commerce Club (where Rafael is also a proud member) for being part of this journey with us. And yes,  we are still looking for a headline sponsor to grow this show. If you believe in honest conversations about the future of global commerce, my inbox is open. Big thanks again to Rafael for setting the tone for our very first guest episode, and Hendrik, you’d better bring the heat when you’re back on! #ecommerce #marketplaces #AI #TheOstrichReport

    37 min
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eCommerce Marketplace Podcast that no one knew they wanted.

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  • Creator
    nerdinsearchof
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
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    Clean
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    © nerdinsearchof
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