Talkn Tennis

Talkn Tennis Productions

Talkn Tennis is a weekly tennis podcast where three mates break down ATP, WTA and Grand Slam drama over a beer – with more trash talk than Medvedev v Tsitsipas. If you’re sick of polite commentary and PR-approved answers, this is the show that says what every tennis tragic is actually thinking. Each week we unpack the biggest stories from around the tour: five-set epics, first-round choke jobs, coaching scandals, umpire meltdowns and everything in between. From Melbourne to Madrid, Roland Garros to the US Open, we follow the circus, argue over the hot takes and celebrate the weird, wonderful world of modern tennis. In every episode you’ll get: Honest, unfiltered reactions to the latest ATP & "some" WTA results Grand Slam storylines, dark-horse picks and wildly biased predictions Deep dives on players, rivalries and the moments that broke the internet Mailbag questions, overreactions and the occasional stat that may or may not be accurate Cold beers, bad jokes and friendship-ending debates about who could beat who in their prime. Rated R for racquet abuse, questionable stats and insensitive jokes, Talkn Tennis is not sanctioned by the ATP or WTA – and definitely not approved by your local club committee. If you came for polite debate, wrong court, champ. Subscribe and join the chaos every week. 🎾🍻

  1. FEB 6

    Ep 14 - Alcaraz’s Historic Career Slam & Rybakina Rules Melbourne! 👑 AO 2026 Recap

    Intro Hello everybody and welcome back to Talkn Tennis, the only tennis podcast you need to be listening to to get all your headlines, results and well informed unfiltered opinions. Thanks to all the new followers and listeners in this past few week, we appreciate your support, if you haven’t done so already, gives us a follow on whatever podcast platform you listen to us on I'm your host, they call me Adam the Animal, and I'm joined by my two partners in crime. Firstly the man who has had to take a break from tennis as he has been spending the week researching cheap tattoo parlours in Bali, its Chrissy P, how are you Chris? Secondly the man, responsible for deigning said tattoo for Chris but he first needs to learn how to spell Kazakhstan its Vargos, how are you Adrian Life UpdatesChris: Tattoo?Age: Back to School to prove to dada im not a foolAO Recap 🏆 2026 Australian Open ChampionsMen’s Singles Winner: Carlos Alcaraz (ESP)Runner-Up: Novak Djokovic (SRB)Score: 2-6, 6-2, 6-3, 7-5The Story: History was made. At just 22 years old, Alcaraz became the youngest man to complete the Career Grand Slam, defeating the 10-time champion Djokovic. Women’s Singles Winner: Elena Rybakina (KAZ)Runner-Up: Aryna Sabalenka (BLR)Score: 6-4, 4-6, 6-4 Men’s Doubles Winners: Neal Skupski & Christian Harrison (GBR/USA)Runners-Up: Jason Kubler & Marc Polmans (AUS)Score: 7-6(4), 6-4 Women’s Doubles Winners: Elise Mertens & Zhang Shuai (BEL/CHN)Runners-Up: Anna Danilina & Aleksandra Krunic (KAZ/SRB)Score: 7-6(4), 6-4 Mixed Doubles Winners: Olivia Gadecki & John Peers (AUS)Runners-Up: Kristina Mladenovic & Manuel Guinard (FRA)Score: 4-6, 6-3, [10-8]The Story: A historic defense! Gadecki and Peers became the first team in 37 years (since 1989) to successfully defend the Australian Open Mixed Doubles title. They saved their best for the Match Tiebreak to keep the trophy in...

    1h 25m
  2. JAN 30

    Ep 13: AO 2026 Chaos: Osaka Drama, Sinner’s "Heat Gate" & Medvedev Crushed

    Episode OverviewThe 2026 Australian Open has descended into absolute madness, and the Talkn Tennis team is here to sift through the wreckage. From "Heat Gate" controversies to the shocking collapse of top seeds, we break down a week in Melbourne that no one saw coming. Is the Alcaraz/Sinner era officially untouchable, or is a certain American teenager about to flip the script? What’s In This Episode?[00:00] Intro: The Animal & The Instigators Adam welcomes the crew. Chrissy P explains his recent X (Twitter) war regarding the Osaka/Cirstea drama, and Vargos weighs in on playing in the Melbourne furnace with a history of "knees made of glass."[12:45] Quarter-Final Carnage * Rybakina vs. Swiatek: Elena finds the lines while Iga finds the exit.The American Civil War: Pegula vs. Anisimova—who held their nerve?The Sinner Survival: Breaking down "Heat Gate" and how Jannik escaped a scare under the roof.[28:30] The Osaka Controversy Recapping Naomi’s shock withdrawal and the social media firestorm that followed. Was it handled right, or are we looking at a permanent rift?[42:15] The Changing of the Guard? Daniil Medvedev gets "creamed" by Learner Tien. We discuss if Tien is officially the new face of American tennis and what went wrong for the Octopus.[55:00] Semi-Final Predictions Can anyone—literally anyone—stop the Sinner vs. Alcaraz collision course? We look at the remaining draw and place our bets.[01:10:20] Battle of the Spuds: AO History Edition A brutal "Level: Impossible" trivia round. Who actually knows their 90s qualifiers, and who is the ultimate tennis "Spud"? Key Quotes"I’ve seen more tension between Osaka and Cirstea this week than I have in a grand slam final in ten years." — Chrissy P"Medvedev didn't just lose; it felt like Learner Tien was playing a different sport. The American era isn't coming; it's here." — Adam the AnimalConnect With UsSubscribe: Hit that button on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your fix to help us win over the algorithm gods!Follow the Drama: Check out Chrissy P’s latest arguments on X (if he hasn't been blocked yet).Support: Leave us a 5-star review if you want Vargos’ ACLs to finally heal.

    1h 14m
  3. JAN 21

    Ep 12- Australian Open 2026 Round 1 Carnage – Seeds Falling & Statement Wins

    ound 1 at the Australian Open has delivered absolute chaos — and we’re here to unpack all of it. In this episode, Adam the Antimal is joined by Chrissy P and Vargos as the crew recaps Day 1 and Day 2 of the Australian Open, breaking down the biggest results, wild upsets, and unforgettable moments from the opening rounds. 🔊 Episode Highlights🎙️ IntroWelcome back to Talkn Tennis, the only tennis podcast you need for headlines, results, and well-informed, unfiltered opinions. Whether you’re a returning listener or new to the pod, don’t forget to subscribe and help us win over the algorithm gods. Adam the Antimal is joined by: Chrissy P – AO record holder for women’s matches and deli sandwiches in a single day sessionVargos (Adrian) – fresh off breaking his own AO record for alcohol smuggled into Melbourne Park 🇦🇺 AO AdventuresShake Shack vs Hector’s Deli: the real Melbourne Park rivalryEvading security while sneaking drinks into the groundsThe epic queues that test every tennis fan’s resolveNaomi Osaka stealing the spotlight with a ridiculous on-court intro and outfit 📰 Headline Recap – Round 1 MayhemSunday / MondayWe kick things off with a brutal casualty report — Round 1 has been ruthless for seeded players. Flavio Cobolli (20) crashes out in straight sets to British qualifier Arthur Fery, while battling severe illness in one of the strangest Grand Slam exits you’ll ever see.Felix Auger-Aliassime (7) retires due to cramping against Nuno Borges after a grueling four-set battle.Alexander Zverev survives an early scare, dropping the first set to big-serving Canadian Gabriel Diallo before recovering in four. Women’s draw shockers: Ekaterina Alexandrova (11) stunned by Turkish qualifier Zeynep Sönmez in three tight sets.A heartbreaking 3.5-hour marathon sees Marta Kostyuk (20) fall to Elsa Jacquemot in a triple-tiebreak epic, ending 10–7 in the final set. Tuesday / WednesdayDaniil Medvedev grinds past Quentin Halys in four sets.Andrey Rublev (13) survives a scare against qualifier Jaime Faria.Nuno Borges continues his strong run, knocking out Aussie hope Jordan Thompson in four. ⭐ Statement WinsCoco...

    1h 31m
  4. JAN 14

    Ep 11 - AO 2026 Preview

    Introduction: Welcome back to the exhilarating world of tennis with the latest edition of Talkin' Tennis. As we dive into the highlights of the podcast’s recent discussions, we bring to light the excitement surrounding the upcoming Australian Open and the intriguing One Point Challenge that has captured the imaginations of players and fans alike. Main Content: 1. **The One Point Challenge Explained** The podcast opens with a humorous take on the One Point Challenge, a unique event where players, including amateurs and celebrities, compete to win a million dollars by winning just one point against a professional player. Adam the Animal introduces his co-hosts, Chris and Adrian, who share their thoughts on whether they would serve or return in such a high-pressure situation. Chris suggests that returning might be the best strategy, as professionals are likely to feel the pressure and serve weaker shots, making it easier for him to score a point. 2. **Milos Raonic's Retirement** In another segment, the hosts reflect on Milos Raonic's recent retirement announcement after a commendable 15-year career. They discuss his achievements, including reaching a Grand Slam final and maintaining a high win percentage, despite injuries that plagued him towards the end of his career. Adam notes that Raonic was one of the best players of his era who never clinched a Grand Slam title, sparking a deeper conversation about the challenges faced by athletes in their twilight years. 3. **Anticipation for the Australian Open** As the Australian Open approaches, the hosts discuss the tournament's seedings, highlighting players like Alcaraz and Sinner on the men's side, and emerging stars like Bencic on the women's side. Adrian expresses his excitement for the return of tennis, while Chris shares his concerns about Zverev's mental state heading into the tournament, hinting at potential vulnerabilities. 4. **Tennis Insights and Fan Engagement** Throughout the podcast, the camaraderie among the hosts is palpable as they share laughs and engage with listeners. They discuss the importance of fan interaction and how the tennis community thrives on these connections. The hosts also express their eagerness to provide insights and predictions as the tournament unfolds, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for more updates. In conclusion, the latest edition of Talkin' Tennis captures the lively spirit of the tennis community as it gears up for the Australian Open. The introduction of the One Point Challenge adds an exciting twist to the season, while the discussions around Milos Raonic's retirement remind us of the fleeting nature of athletic careers. With a mix of humor, insights, and genuine passion for the sport, the hosts create an engaging experience for their audience, leaving fans eager for the matches ahead.

    1h 23m
  5. JAN 5

    Ep 10 - United Cup 2026 & Brisbane Recap: Mensik Stuns Ruud, Kyrgios/Kokkinakis Reunite & Bencic Dominates

    In this episode, we break down a chaotic and thrilling 24 hours of tennis from Australia. From the United Cup in Perth to the Brisbane International, we cover the epic battles, the unexpected upsets, and one of the weirdest rule enforcements we've seen in years. Plus, we preview tomorrow’s must-watch clashes. Episode Highlights: United Cup: Switzerland vs. Italy Belinda Bencic puts on a clinic against Jasmine Paolini (6-4, 6-3).Stan Wawrinka vs. Flavio Cobolli: An instant classic (6-4, 6-7, 7-6) defined by a bizarre "hindrance" moment where Cobolli lost a point for a ball falling out of his pocket. We explain the rule!Mixed Doubles Decider: Switzerland holds their nerve to snatch the tie (7-5, 4-6, 10-7). United Cup: Great Britain vs. Japan Billy Harris anchors the team with a solid win over Mochizuki (7-6, 6-3).Naomi Osaka tested early but powers past late replacement Katie Swan (7-6, 6-1).Decider: GBR clinches the tie in a tight mixed doubles finish (7-5, 4-6, 10-7). United Cup: Czech Republic vs. Norway Jakub Mensik delivers the upset of the day, stunning Casper Ruud in straight sets (7-5, 7-6).Barbora Krejcikova keeps it professional against Malene Helgo, handling business (6-4, 6-3). Brisbane International Action The Special Ks are Back: Kyrgios and Kokkinakis blow the roof off Pat Rafter Arena, taking down the top seeds Ebden & Ram in a match tie-break (7-5, 4-6, 10-8).Aussie Fortunes: Ajla Tomljanovic shines (6-1, 6-3) while Daria Kasatkina falls in a heartbreaker to Potapova.Frances Tiafoe cruises past Vukic (6-2, 6-2). Match Previews & Predictions Felix Auger-Aliassime vs. Zizou Bergs: Can Felix hold his nerve?Alex de Minaur vs. Jakub Mensik: The Demon needs to bounce back against the giant-killing Czech.France’s Last Stand: Rinderknech vs. Cobolli and Paolini vs. Jeanjean.Mertens vs. Mboko & Krejcikova vs. Joint: Experience meets youth.

    15 min
  6. JAN 4

    Ep 9 - United Cup Day 2/3 Review and Day 4 Preview

    We are waking up to a different landscape in Perth! After Sebastian Baez stuns Taylor Fritz in the "Upset of the Year," we unpack whether Team USA is showing cracks or just had a bad day. plus, we break down Alexander Zverev’s wild "game of two halves" against Griekspoor. Then, we look ahead to a massive Day 4. Is a rotated Team USA walking into a trap against Spain? And in the late match, we explain why the rankings in Greece vs. Great Britain are lying to you—and why Emma Raducanu might just be the favorite against Maria Sakkari. Finally, we head east to preview the Brisbane International with our flags firmly planted for Daniil Medvedev and Elena Rybakina. Run of Show: The "Perth Surprise": dissecting Baez’s takedown of Taylor Fritz.Germany vs. Netherlands: Zverev survives a scare to deliver a bagel.USA vs. Spain Preview: The "B-Team" Trap. Why a Fritz-to-McDonald swap could flip this tie on its head.Greece vs. Great Britain: The "Billy Harris" factor and why Raducanu owns the psychological edge over Sakkari (4-0 H2H!).Brisbane International: Why we are banking on a Medvedev resurgence and why Rybakina is our pick to go all the way.Fan Question: Is the "Spain Upset" a real danger, or are we overthinking it? Mentioned in this Episode: United Cup Group A & E ScenariosSebastian Baez vs. Taylor FritzAlexander Zverev vs. Tallon GriekspoorEmma Raducanu vs. Maria Sakkari H2HElena Rybakina’s form jAYUJJqMVVLpzSQACitQ

    17 min
  7. JAN 3

    Ep 8 - Day 1 Preview and Day 2 Review of the United Cup

    Episode Title: United Cup Day 3: The "Savage" Truth About Osaka, ZZZ’s Masterclass & Raducanu vs. Naomi Preview Episode Description: Welcome back to Talkn Tennis! On today’s episode, Chris unpacks the absolute chaos from Day 2 of the United Cup and looks ahead to a stacked Day 3 lineup. We eat humble pie on the Zizou Bergs prediction, break down the "dark arts" in the China vs. Belgium doubles thriller, and give Stan Wawrinka his flowers after a vintage performance in the Perth heat. Plus, we don't hold back on Team Japan’s disastrous start and Naomi Osaka’s concerning body language. Then, we dive into the crystal ball for Day 3, including the "Battle of the Brands" between Raducanu and Osaka, and why we’re doubling down on Zhang Zhizhen to upset Captain Canada. In this episode: The Mea Culpa: Owning the failed Zizou Bergs tip & why he choked.China vs. Belgium: 187km/h forehands, toilet break tactics, and the Sydney crowd.Stan the Man: How Wawrinka stole one from France (and saved my prediction record).The Osaka Problem: A raw look at Japan’s collapse and Naomi’s attitude.Day 3 Previews:The Heavyweights: Zverev vs. Griekspoor.The "Furniture": Why Victoria "Moko" Mboko is the real deal.The Upset Alert: Can "Red-Hot" Zhang take down Felix Auger-Aliassime?Van Life: The Billy Harris story & GB’s chaotic lineup changes.Main Event: Raducanu vs. Osaka — The "I hope they both lose" match?Italy vs. Swiss: Can a tired Stan survive Cobolli’s youth? Connect with us: Follow the show on X for live reactions and more predictions: @TalknTennis

    33 min
  8. JAN 2

    Ep 7 - Day 1 United Cup & Preview for Day 2

    2nd January Hello everybody and welcome back to Talkn Tennis —I’m your host Chris who will be bringing you Day 2’s preview of the United cup. If this is your first time here, congratulations, you’ve already made a better decision than most tennis media this time of year. For the regulars, you know the drill: proper tennis chat, informed opinions, and zero interest in playing it safe. For the newcomers, this is where we break things down without the b******t — we look at who’s actually in form, where the pressure sits, and what to watch before the matches even start. Today’s episode continues our United Cup daily coverage, focusing on Day Two — team construction, strengths and weak links, and the context that actually matters. Before we dig in we will look at some of the matches that have been completed. Match Review: Sebastian Baez (ARG) def. Jaume Munar (ESP) — 6-4, 6-4Host (Chris): "Alright, let's talk about the opening session in Perth, and man, it was a literal furnace out there. 36 degrees on the court, the ball was flying like a projectile, and we had a classic baseline war between Sebastian Baez and Jaume Munar. Now, I'll be the first to admit—I had confidence in the Argentine to maybe snag a set, but I didn't think he’d take Munar out in straight sets on a hard court. But the 170cm powerhouse proved me wrong. He played absolutely fabulous tennis. If you look at the stat sheet, there wasn't much daylight between them, but this was a match decided by the 'big points.' We saw so many games go to Deuce, and that’s where Baez really showed his teeth. His composure was rock solid. Tactically, he was solid out there. He stayed patient in the long rallies, but he was intentionally pulling Munar out of his comfort zone. He kept directing these short, wide groundstrokes to Munar’s forehand, opening up the court and then—this was the clincher—he actually came to the net to finish. You don't always see that kind of transition from Baez, but he showed incredible hands at the net to close out those points. Munar fought, but Baez just had that extra gear of confidence today. Argentina takes a 1-0 lead, and Baez looks like he’s ready for a big summer." Match Review: Solana Sierra (ARG) def. Jessica Bouzas Maneiro (ESP)Score: 6-4, 5-7, 6-0 Host (Chris): "If you want to talk about mental toughness and the absolute chaos of tennis momentum, look no further than the clash between Solana Sierra and Jessica Bouzas Maneiro. Sierra walked away with the win, but man, did she take the scenic route to get there. The first two sets were a total dogfight. We saw massive momentum shifts where neither player seemed to want to keep a lead. Sierra actually looked like she had this wrapped up in straight sets—she was up 5-2 in the second and cruising. But then, the wheels hit a bit of a wobble. Bouzas Maneiro showed that Spanish grit we always talk about; she clawed her way back from the brink, rattled off five straight games, and snatched that second set 7-5. At that point, you’re thinking Sierra is mentally cooked. She had the match in her hands and let it slip. But then... the third set happened. And it wasn't just a win; it was a demolition. Whatever happened in that break between sets, Sierra wiped the slate clean. She came out and handed Bouzas Maneiro a 'hidden bagel'—6-0 in the third. Sierra’s power from the baseline just became too much. She stopped the unforced errors that let the Spaniard back in during the second, and she absolutely bullied her way to the finish line. The stats show a story of two halves: a messy, nervous battle for the first two hours, followed by a total clinical takeover by the Argentine in the third. It’s a massive result

    22 min

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Talkn Tennis is a weekly tennis podcast where three mates break down ATP, WTA and Grand Slam drama over a beer – with more trash talk than Medvedev v Tsitsipas. If you’re sick of polite commentary and PR-approved answers, this is the show that says what every tennis tragic is actually thinking. Each week we unpack the biggest stories from around the tour: five-set epics, first-round choke jobs, coaching scandals, umpire meltdowns and everything in between. From Melbourne to Madrid, Roland Garros to the US Open, we follow the circus, argue over the hot takes and celebrate the weird, wonderful world of modern tennis. In every episode you’ll get: Honest, unfiltered reactions to the latest ATP & "some" WTA results Grand Slam storylines, dark-horse picks and wildly biased predictions Deep dives on players, rivalries and the moments that broke the internet Mailbag questions, overreactions and the occasional stat that may or may not be accurate Cold beers, bad jokes and friendship-ending debates about who could beat who in their prime. Rated R for racquet abuse, questionable stats and insensitive jokes, Talkn Tennis is not sanctioned by the ATP or WTA – and definitely not approved by your local club committee. If you came for polite debate, wrong court, champ. Subscribe and join the chaos every week. 🎾🍻