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Hoe to CEO is a podcast for women figuring out how to keep it together at work, in their friendships, and in a world built to make them lose it. We talk careers, men, money, and the emotional regulation nobody taught us. Every episode comes back to one question. How do you keep your cool when shit goes sideways and make a move that actually gets you somewhere? Don’t crash out. Level out. Subscribe for new episodes with Anastasia and Madison every other Friday. Get the Tear Shed Calendar, our free emotional regulation tracker, on the App Store. Read the episode write-ups at hoetoceo.com.

  1. Trailer

    We Think You Should Stop Crashing Out

    Nobody takes you seriously after you lose it. That is the whole argument of this show, and it took us 40 episodes to notice we had been making it the entire time. So this is the pilot we should have made a year ago. Seven minutes on what Hoe to CEO is actually about, with a year of our own tape as the proof. Emotional regulation. Not being cold, not being a chill girl, not pretending nothing gets to you. Being in control of yourself before you try to control anything else. Two friends of twenty years who have never raised our voices at each other, which turns out to be the entire premise. New episodes every other Friday. Follow the show so you get them. Tear Shed Calendar, our app for this exact problem: https://hoetoceo.com/tears Don't crash out. Level out.

  2. Oct 30

    Why Does Home Decor Shopping Fix Everything? | HomeSense Vlog

    Why does buying a candle feel like getting your life together. We’re taking Hoe to CEO to HomeSense to discuss this very important question. Between judging candle scents and finding raccoon art we cannot live without, we talk retail therapy, girl math, making your home feel like yours and the pleasure of browsing without anyone needing anything from you. Watch the full shopping vlog on YouTube. Especially if you’d like to see the career options available to our cats.

  3. Oct 16

    How to Build Friendships That Actually Last

    We’ve been friends for 20 years and have never had a fight. Naturally, we’re going out for an anniversary dinner and discussing why we’re so good at this. We talk about being honest even when it’s uncomfortable, disagreeing without taking it personally, and giving your friends room to figure their shit out. Plus, the difference between being there for someone and carrying every problem they’ve ever had. Everyone wants a village, but nobody wants to be a villager. If you want friendships that last, you have to give a f**k and act like it.

  4. Oct 2

    Seasonal Depression According to Two Dumb Hoes

    Is it seasonal depression, or do we just live in Canada? This week, we’re putting the calendar on trial. September feels like Monday, January has nothing to offer, March takes forever, and February needs to explain what exactly it brings to the table. We talk about the 3 p.m. sunsets, people who actually get depressed in summer, booking a trip when home is at its most miserable, and the things that get us out of the house when the weather is shit. What’s your least favourite month? We would like to hear its defence in the comments.

  5. Sep 19

    Timeline Anxiety: Are We Running Out of Time or Is Time Fake?

    Why do we always feel like we’re running out of time? In this episode, we get into timeline anxiety, feeling behind in life, and the pressure to have your career, relationship, marriage, and kids figured out by 30. We talk about social media comparison, biological clocks, productivity culture, and the constant battle between accomplishing more and actually enjoying your life. We also attempt to explain why time is fake, discover that railroads basically decided what time it is, debate whether we’d want to know when we’re going to die, and accept that we are absolutely not qualified to teach science. Are you wasting your life, or are you measuring it against a timeline that was never yours? DM us your thoughts...

  6. Sep 4

    Are 90s Babies the Drunkest Generation? (and ICONIC 2016 Nostalgia)

    Born in 1995, which means we got the 90s kid childhood AND a front row seat to social media before anyone knew what it would become. Honesty Box. Uploading your entire digital camera roll to Facebook, unfiltered. Learning HTML so your Myspace had glitter stickers. This one is a full rundown of why millennials drink the way we do. Paris, Lindsay and Britney on the cover of In Touch at the grocery store. LMFAO and Pitbull telling us to get wasted while we were twelve. Project X dropping senior year. 2008, then COVID at 25, then another war, then another economic collapse. All we know is crisis, and that is why our livers are the way they are. Plus a this or that game through 2010 to 2018: Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, Drake or The Weeknd, Avicii or Swedish House Mafia, Vodka Red Bull or Jagerbomb, YOLO or swag.

  7. Aug 21

    Western Medicine vs Holistic Medicine: Why Not Both?

    This week we sat down with our friend and acupuncturist Carlee, we cover what acupuncture actually feels like, why the needles aren't the scary part, how many sessions it really takes before you see results, and why you might leave your first appointment exhausted instead of energized. We also get into being stuck in fight or flight mode all the time, not knowing what your own baseline feels like anymore, and what it takes to get your nervous system back to rest and digest. Then we get into how holistic medicine gets written off as woo woo, why one condition per appointment is even a rule, who actually profits from prevention not happening, and why hospitals in other countries run Western and Chinese medicine side by side while we treat it like you have to pick a team. Plus Carlee's story of packing up at 25, moving cities, and going back to school to start completely over. Working another job while building a practice, why that's the smart move and why comparing your timeline to everyone else's is the fastest way to lose your own.Carlee practices out of Foundation Body Lab in Mount Pleasant, Vancouver. Find her at https://www.instagram.com/acuwithcarlee

  8. Aug 7

    Is It Normal to Feel Guilty for Taking a Break?

    Why do I feel guilty for taking a break? Rest guilt, burnout, productivity guilt, hustle culture, taking time off work, losing momentum, and why high achievers can't relax. In this episode we get into what actually counts as a break, why doomscrolling is dissociation and not rest, and why doing nothing feels like going backwards. We talk about taking ten days off and coming back completely disoriented, the fear of losing your momentum, the book Relentless and the "win the game, back on the court tomorrow" mentality, and how even our so-called breaks turn into planning sessions. We had paused the podcast for a few weeks and we admit we felt guilty. A hobby. Something that doesn't pay us. And we trace the whole thing back to childhoods where every single hour was scheduled and nobody ever taught us how to rest.If you've ever taken a day off and spent it calling yourself lazy, you're not alone.

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Hoe to CEO is a podcast for women figuring out how to keep it together at work, in their friendships, and in a world built to make them lose it. We talk careers, men, money, and the emotional regulation nobody taught us. Every episode comes back to one question. How do you keep your cool when shit goes sideways and make a move that actually gets you somewhere? Don’t crash out. Level out. Subscribe for new episodes with Anastasia and Madison every other Friday. Get the Tear Shed Calendar, our free emotional regulation tracker, on the App Store. Read the episode write-ups at hoetoceo.com.

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  • Creator
    Hoe to CEO
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    41
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Hoe to CEO
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