Bitch Don't Be Dumb

Yo Mamma
  • 5.0 (2)
  • SELF-IMPROVEMENT

Bitch Don’t Be Dumb is a straight-shooting show for women who want the truth fast, clean, and without emotional cushioning. Yo Mamma cuts through the excuses and second-guessing women fall into, breaking down what you already know but refuse to act on. If you’re clueless, call her daddy.If you’re switched on… stay here.

Episodes

  1. 1D AGO

    Burkas Are F****d

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Burkas Are F****d is a no-apologies rant about control disguised as “culture.” Yo Mamma goes straight for the lie at the center of modesty politics—when women’s bodies are treated as problems to be covered, managed, and erased. This episode calls out forced modesty, fake feminism, and the way religion and patriarchy team up to police women while pretending it’s protection. It’s blunt, uncomfortable, and very much not here to be polite. If you’re tired of watching women bend while men stay free, this one’s for you.

    30 min

  2. DEC 17

    Stop Normalizing Eating Ass

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Not everything needs to be normalized. Some things need to be quietly declined. This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma takes aim at the internet’s favorite trick: repackaging sexual pressure as “empowerment.” Women are told by too many influencers that if we don’t want to do everything, we’re repressed, insecure, or doing feminism wrong. Spoiler: that’s b******t. This episode is about consent, coercion, and why “sex positivity” has somehow turned into a hostage situation — especially for women. You’re allowed to have boundaries. You’re allowed to say no. And you’re definitely allowed to not eat ass just to seem cool, evolved, or chill. Blunt takes. No pearl-clutching. Zero apologies. Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it. BDs, this one’s for you. 🎧 New episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb.

    32 min

  3. DEC 10

    Claim Your Clam: A Practical Guide to Flap Clapping

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards. Yo Mamma talks meat beating like you need to hear. She shares her early days of flap clapping in the shower; the truth about penis-shaped vibrators; and why your c**t should tingle at least every 24 hours, for your health. If men can clear their pipes daily without shame, women can absolutely claim their clam. Consider this your practical manual for self-regulation, hormone literacy, and keeping mediocre partners far away from your bed. A clarity sermon disguised as filth. A wellness guide disguised as comedy. A self-ownership episode you won’t forget.

    31 min

  4. DEC 3

    Your Eggs Aren't Rotten

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! In this episode, Yo Mamma unpacks the pressure women feel around fertility — the timelines, the scare tactics, the “your clock is ticking” messaging, and the idea that you’re somehow behind if your life didn’t follow a perfect script. She breaks down why fertility isn’t a straight line and why the journey can still unfold for you after the very real things women go through: abortions, miscarriages, breakups, and all the unexpected turns life delivers. Yo Mamma also gets deep on your spiritual purpose — why you’re here, what you’re learning, and how living your karma shapes the timing of everything in your life, including the things you can’t force. This episode reminds women that their bodies aren’t running out of worth, their futures aren’t closing in, and their eggs are absolutely not rotten. It’s a grounded, honest conversation about letting go of fear-based narratives and trusting that your life — and your timeline — are allowed to unfold in ways the media never talks about.

    33 min

  5. NOV 26

    Why I'm Not Your Daddy

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma breaks down the modern “get money fast” pressure aimed at young women. With humor and straight talk, she reminds girls that their worth isn’t measured in likes, cash, or how much skin they show online. She dives into why the internet keeps pushing the idea that attention equals income, how that traps people into performing instead of living, and why you never need to trade your self-respect for someone else’s validation. No lectures, no shaming — just a reality check: you don’t owe the internet your body, your energy, or your innocence.And you definitely don’t need a “daddy” to fund your life. You can build your own lane, your own money, and your own boundaries — fully clothed and fully in control.

    30 min

  6. NOV 19

    Women Are Not Men

    Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Welcome to the inaugural episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb — BDBD. We’re starting big: women are not men. Not in biology, not in sport, not in reality. And pretending otherwise? That’s how everyone ends up dumber, louder, and way more confused than the topic ever required. In this episode, Yo Mamma breaks down why the Olympic committee finally made a decision rooted in physics instead of feelings, why women’s categories actually matter, and why protecting fairness isn’t hate — it’s homework. No crying. No chaos. No political theater.  Just straight, sharp truth with bite… and a slice of lime.

    33 min
  • 6 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

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About

Bitch Don’t Be Dumb is a straight-shooting show for women who want the truth fast, clean, and without emotional cushioning. Yo Mamma cuts through the excuses and second-guessing women fall into, breaking down what you already know but refuse to act on. If you’re clueless, call her daddy.If you’re switched on… stay here.

Information

  • Creator
    Yo Mamma
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Bitch Don't Be Dumb
  • Show Website
    Bitch Don't Be Dumb