Sharkey's Place

Rick Regan
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A weekly audio-drama about a cozy cafe-tavern on the coast of Maine. Funny, foody, friends, fishy and some strange sea-tales. The fishermen and the townfolk gather every night to have a few beers, a few laughs and catch up on the news.

  1. 2d ago

    Sharkey's Place: Hypothetically Ham

    Things have taken a decidedly dark and "New York" turn at Sharkey’s Place in mid-January. This episode features a clash of values, a mob shakedown, and a return to the stage for a familiar face. Episode SummaryWith Kirini still away in Greece, Katerini has fully leaned into the bar's transformation, charging a $40 cover and running a rotation of young dancers from the Honk’R’Stop. The atmosphere is tense as local regulars like Boots Moran express disgust at the "depravity" and loss of the community-centered spirit established by Uncle Georgios. The stakes rise when a stocky stranger named Vito—representing "associates" with an excess of cash—proposes a money-laundering and drug-supply scheme to Katerini. While Katerini plays hardball, even suggesting she might buy the bar out from under her sister, the arrival of comic Elsa Godspeed provides a brief, biting reality check on the "grift" and "poverty" facing the locals. Key Takeaways The Mob Moves In: Vito’s "Vito's Victuals" (hypothetically specializing in ham) is a front for laundering money and moving "consumables" directly to the coast, cutting out middlemen like Heather.A Family Betrayal?: Katerini is actively entertaining the idea of using mob capital to buy out Kirini, envisioning a future for "Katerini’s Klub".The Reality of the "Klub": Elsa Godspeed’s stand-up set points out that the "talented young dancers" look like they are on recess from middle school, highlighting the exploitative shift in the bar's business model.Scene Breakdown & Highlights [00:00] The $10 Solo Cup: Katerini refuses to honor tabs and serves Boots Moran rum in a plastic cup for ten dollars.[05:00] The Shakedown: Vito stuffs a hundred-dollar bill into Katerini's bra and lays out an "expansion" plan for the bar.[12:00] Elsa’s Return: Elsa Godspeed forces her way onto the stage, claiming she "built this room," and proceeds to roast the "Florida grift" vs. "Maine kindness".[17:00] Back to the Grind: As Elsa exits, the electro-dance music resumes and the next dancer takes the stage to a cheering crowd.

    24 min

  2. Jun 5

    Sharkey's Place: New York Style!

    While Kirini and Captain Gordon are en route to Greece for what Magdalena insists is a "divine sacrifice" to Poseidon , Sharkey’s Place falls under the iron thumb of Kirini’s sister, Katerini. Hailing from Long Island, Katerini wastes no time replacing the bar's cozy hospitality with a ruthless, high-volume "New York sensibility". The traditional morning coffee and burritos are scrapped in favor of a "pre-pay" beer system and a chrome pole on the stage. As local girls from the Honk’R’Stop rotate through the new dance schedule, the bar's regulars—including a skeptical Aiden and Caiden—struggle to recognize their favorite haunt. Meanwhile, personal tensions boil over as Magdalena reveals a domestic clash with Benny, ultimately leading her to quit the bar for a clerk job at the marina. Key Takeaways The Culture Clash: Katerini’s aggressive business tactics highlight the stark difference between the community-focused Maine lifestyle and the "every nickel matters" approach of the big city.Domestic Friction: Magdalena’s desire for independence and culinary school leads to a physical confrontation with Benny, who believes she should defer to the "man of the house".The End of an Era? With Magdalena gone and Olivia eyeing a new position at the Inky Squid to escape the "gross" new atmosphere, the future of Sharkey’s Place as a "clean, safe" neighborhood spot is in jeopardy.Scene Breakdown & Highlights  Trousers in America: Magdalena and Olivia discuss the shift in power dynamics within their own homes compared to Veracruz. The Live Fish Update: Aiden and Caiden explain the "compressed revenue" and labor-intensive reality of their live-cod experiment. Enter Katerini: Kirini’s sister arrives with a sharp eye and a plan to "modernize" the establishment. The New Sharkey’s: Several days later, the bar is transformed into a pulsing, electro-dance venue with "pay-as-you-go" beer pitchers. The Exit Strategy: Olivia witnesses the deteriorating behavior of the crowd and considers an offer from the "Squid" brothers to leave the chaos behind.

    22 min

  3. May 29

    Sharkey's Place: The Face of Poseidon

    Episode Summary In this atmospheric episode, the morning at Sharkey’s Place begins with a clash of wills and a touch of the supernatural. Magdalena confronts Captain Gordon about his "honesty" with women, urging him to treat his partner, Kirini, with the reverence of a first and last kiss. Meanwhile, the ambitious duo Aiden and Caiden reveal a "top-secret" project to bring live cod to Milbridge, sparking a debate between Kirini and Magdalena about professional ambition and the "woman's love" that truly feeds the locals. As a storm rolls in, the stakes escalate: Kirini threatens to fire Magdalena unless she attends culinary school to broaden her skills. The day culminates in a harrowing return for Captain Gordon, who claims to have faced the sea-god Poseidon amidst a squall. Driven by a divine demand for sacrifice, Gordon and Kirini make a life-altering decision to leave the cold coast of Maine for the warmth of Greece. Key Takeaways The Price of Ambition: Kirini pushes Magdalena toward formal education, highlighting the friction between traditional heritage and professional growth.Superstition vs. Reality: Captain Gordon’s encounter with "Poseidon" serves as a catalyst for a major life change, blurring the lines between seafaring myth and psychological stress.A Family Reconnection: Magdalena and Olivia find common ground through a shared dream of their mother, revealing deep-seated roots in Veracruz and the reasons for their migration to Maine.Sharkey's Place, Rick Regan, Maine drama, seafaring stories, Poseidon, live cod fishing, Veracruz cuisine, culinary school struggle, coastal Maine fiction, Captain Gordon, Kirini and Magdalena, Greek vacation, supernatural storm, family sacrifice, independent filmmaking Raleigh.

    31 min

  4. May 22

    Sharkey's Place: "The Golden Sword and the Tarot"

    Episode Summary: "The Golden Sword and the Tarot" The morning light in Milbridge brings a heavy conversation between Boots Moran and Magda about the "ways of the heart" and the insights gained from a life of reporting on crime . Boots shares the plot of her newest work, "The Golden Sworde," a historical mystery involving betrayal and a legendary blade from the time of Charlemagne . Their talk turns deeply personal as they discuss the mothers they see in their own mirrors—one a hardworking woman who sought her own life in California, the other a spiritual presence from heaven . As night falls, the tavern is once again packed with patrons enjoying the high-energy service of the "caliente" Olivia. Captain Gordon and Boots swap writing advice and naval metaphors, with Gordon reminding the weary author that "ships are safe at harbor in a storm, but that is not what boats are built for" . The evening reaches a climax when Kirini is recruited for a live Tarot reading on stage. Under the spotlight, the cards reveal a powerful journey: The Chariot of action, the Nine of Cups of fulfilled wishes, and a final, sharp-edged Ace of Swords that promises a future defined by intellect and power . In This Episode: The Heart of a Killer: Boots reflects on her days as a reporter, noting that most murders are born from betrayal between couples .The Magic of Gold: Magda and Boots discuss the allure of historical legends and whether looking into a golden sword would allow one to see the future .The "India Ink" Nurse: Boots describes her "steady, competent" female characters based on her own mother .A Character's Rebellion: Boots shares the strange reality of writing, where characters like "dark-mystic" Gordon often go off-script and "hijack" a scene .The Queen of Wands: Kirini’s Tarot reading highlights her drive and zeal, but warns that her future power must be used wisely .

    29 min

  5. May 15

    Sharky's Place: Farmers and Shepherds

    Episode Summary: "Farmers and Shepherds" A new era has officially arrived in Milbridge. The morning "breakfast business" is booming, bringing in a bustling crowd of workmen that Kirini didn't even know existed in town . Over coffee and burritos, Magda shares a profound philosophy with Kirini and Boots, classifying men into two biblical types: "Farmers," who build civil societies and towns like Managua, and "Shepherds," like the Police Chief, who are cursed to live in the wild to defend against evil . The evening shift proves just as transformative with the arrival of Magda's sister, Olivia. Bringing a "caliente" energy that rivals the departed Sandra, Olivia leads the packed house in an impromptu line-dance to the sounds of Miami Sound Machine . As the Jalisco beer flows on tap, even the ever-skeptical Aiden finds himself swept up in the rhythm, while Caiden reveals a sophisticated new interest in the "oenological" world of custom fragrances . The episode closes with the community finding a rare, unified groove in a tavern that has truly become the Axis-Mundi of Milbridge. In This Episode: The "Plow-Horse" Work Ethic: Magda introduces her sister Olivia, a worker who "carries trays like a lumberjack" and moves like a dancer .The Theology of the Burrito: Magda explains that feeding lonely men is an act of love that sustains the "empire" .Airport Bookstores: Boots Moran gives a cynical peek into the "steam-powered engine" of the publishing world .The Fragrance of Milbridge: Caiden analyzes the "olfactory senses" of the new crowd, noting a lack of sandalwood but a strong presence of genuine tobacco and smoke .Conga Line: Aiden steps out of his "information bubble" and joins the dance floor in a moment of pure, "irrepressible optimism"

    25 min

  6. May 8

    Sharky's Place: Aiden has a few Problems.

    Episode Summary: "Aiden has a few Problems" The morning rush at Sharkey’s Place has been transformed by a surprising new staple: breakfast burritos. As the tavern fills with hungry workers, Magdalena explains her philosophy to a skeptical Kirini, arguing that a woman’s touch in the kitchen provides more than just calories—it provides a sense of home and care for men who often have neither . The lunch hour brings a visit from local fry-cooks Aiden and Caiden, who find themselves caught in a "culinary adventure" as they sample Magdalena's Veracruz-style fish tacos . The brothers grapple with a sudden bout of "imposter syndrome" and "hubris," realizing their own frozen, once-a-week filtered fryer methods at the Inky Squid might not hold a candle to Magda’s fresh masa . However, the episode takes a personal turn when Aiden—confused by worldly sophistication and a sudden lack of cash—desperately proposes marriage to Kirini . Behind the scenes, he reveals to Caiden a dangerous entanglement with a hostess in Montreal and a $4,500 debt involving "collateral" and a Canadian gang leader . The night ends with Aiden returning to the stage for a stand-up set that bridges the gap between Maine's seafood industry and the bizarre world of international "dragon porn" . In This Episode: The Burrito Boom: Magdalena breaks down the psychology of the morning rush and why "the coffee just kills the hunger" while the food feeds the soul .Culinary Crisis: Aiden and Caiden face the "ghost of kitchens past" and wonder if they are merely "no-talent hacks" in the face of Magda's fresh flavors.The Montreal Shakedown: Aiden shares the harrowing story of Alicia, her cat, and the "indentured" debt that might cost him $4,500.Stand-up at the Inky: Aiden's latest set riffs on the global reach of Maine tuna and the unexpected commonalities between US and Japanese pop culture .

    19 min

  7. May 1

    Sharky's Place: Magda Arrives.

    Episode Summary: "Confessions and Coffee" A new day dawns at Sharkey's Place as Kirini attempts to bring life back to the bar's morning routine. Enter Magda, a talented cook from Veracruz, who literally cooks her way into a job by serving up a perfect omelet and promising a menu of authentic Mexican cuisine and hand-roasted coffee . As Magda begins to fill the void left by Myra and Elsa, the local community—including a melancholic Boots and a storytelling Captain Gordon—reconverges at the bar to share "lusty tales" and gossip about the mysterious "Witch of the Maple Fields" . The evening takes a chilling turn during open mic night. While Boots Moran tests out a gritty new crime novel , an unexpected guest known as Father Joe delivers a harrowing "confession" that leaves the room stunned. The night ends in typical Sharkey's fashion: the recently paroled Aiden and Caiden return to the stage for a comedy set that, once again, devolves into a barroom brawl when Caiden’s "demons" get the better of him . In This Episode: The Veracruz Connection: Magda introduces Sharkey’s to the flavors of Mexico and a plan to roast beans with cinnamon and sugar.The Captain’s Gimbal: Gordon recounts his early days on the Grand Banks and the steady hand of a "true Mainer salt" .The Avenging Angel: Father Joe stuns the crowd with a dark admission of vigilante justice within the church .Hardened Criminals: Aiden and Caiden riff on their time at "county" and the lack of imagination in prison food before hitting the streets for another scrap .

    34 min

  8. Apr 24

    Sharky's Place: I married the Moon.

    Episode Summary: "I married the moon" Milbridge feels a little darker as Season 3 opens at Sharkey’s Place. On a slow, quiet evening, Kirini and Captain Gordon encounter a series of mysterious strangers, each carrying a burden of trauma or terror. First, a woman named Angelina arrives in a nightgown and mud-boots, seeking an ambulance for a "lunar blackout" and sharing the story of her life under the crushing shadow of a man she called the Moon. The atmosphere shifts from tragedy to true crime when a lanky, soot-covered man drifts in with a harrowing tale of human smuggling and life in a "long chain" of depravity. But the real chill arrives in the form of Harris, a Texas Ranger tracking a serial killer across the country. As the truth about their earlier visitor comes to light, Kirini realizes just how close she came to a fatal encounter. The episode concludes with a rare moment of vulnerability between Kirini and Gordon, as they lock up a bar that suddenly feels much less safe. In This Episode: The Witch of the Maple Fields: A local farmer, Turnip, shares the unsettling folklore surrounding Angelina and the mysterious "Edgar Del Monaco".A Haunted Past: A mysterious traveler recounts a dark history of smuggling orphans from Myanmar to Nova Scotia, to slave markets in Dubai.The Texas Ranger: Harris reveals the brutal trail of a killer who has been "gutting" victims across several states.The "Green Lady" Outro: Following the close call, Gordon steps up to ensure Kirini doesn't have to face the night alone .

    31 min
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A weekly audio-drama about a cozy cafe-tavern on the coast of Maine. Funny, foody, friends, fishy and some strange sea-tales. The fishermen and the townfolk gather every night to have a few beers, a few laughs and catch up on the news.

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  • Creator
    Rick Regan
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Rick Regan