Feral Wisdom Podcast

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.

  1. 1d ago

    Baby Octopus Fight Clubs, Teenage Cowboys & Project Aether | Feral Wisdom Ep. 42

    What if Earth lost gravity for 7 seconds? Baby octopuses are literally running fight clubs, neon squid are launching out of the ocean like fighter jets, and a Canadian town just gave TREES legal rights. Also, we got hit on by teenage cowboys at a concert, someone's brother got locked in a dryer, and we're officially launching a dating advice segment. This episode has ZERO chill. 🍆 🔔 New episodes every Tuesday! Follow so you don't miss a single feral moment. 👇 WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE. Drop your dating disasters in the comments. ⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro & Episode 42 0:09 - Solar Eclipse & Planets Aligned 2:00 - Project Aether: What If Gravity Disappeared for 7 Seconds? 5:30 - Would You Go To The Moon? 6:00 - Claustrophobia & Rocket Ships 8:00 - The Dryer Story: How Claustrophobia Is Born 10:50 - Baby Octopus Fight Club (Yes, Real) 13:00 - Neon Flying Squid = Ocean Fighter Jets1 6:00 - Canadian Town Gives Trees Legal Rights 17:30 - Spider Mites Are Destroying Our Gardens 19:05 - Girls' Night & The Blockbuster Parking Lot Quote 21:00 - Getting Hit On By Teenage Cowboys At A Concert 28:00 - A Cowboy Knocked On My Door For A Bunk Bed 31:30 - Pogo Sticks & Trachea Chops 33:00 - Bully Sticks Are... What?! 35:00 - Steak, Eggs & Horseradish 37:00 - The Yellow VW Van & Dick Tire Caps 40:00 - WTF Pots On Etsy (You Can't Unsee These) 42:00 - Eggplant Parmesan: The Segment Returns 43:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Feral Dating Advice 44:30 - Love Is Blind Is Coming To CANADA 46:00 - Dating As An Adult Is Exhausting 50:00 - Smash Rooms & Rugby 53:00 - We're Bursting At The Seams 54:30 - Outro & See You Next Tuesday feral wisdom, feral wisdom podcast, episode 42, podcast episode, funny podcast, comedy podcast, bestie podcast, friends podcast, unfiltered podcast, women podcast, project aether, gravity conspiracy, lose gravity 7 seconds, solar eclipse, planets aligned, would you go to the moon, claustrophobia story, baby octopus fight club, octopus fight club, neon flying squid, flying squid, tree rights canada, canadian town tree rights, spider mites garden, girls night out, blockbuster parking lot, teenage cowboys, got hit on by cowboys, cowboy at my door, bunk bed delivery, wtf pots etsy, etsy weird finds, eggplant parmesan, unsolicited pics, dating advice segment, love is blind canada, dating as an adult, smash room, rage room, bully sticks, steak and eggs, vw van, tire caps, pogo stick, cougar encounters, best friend podcast, relatable podcast, viral podcast, funny stories

  2. Aug 11

    Mom Brain Meltdown, Selling the Ring, & a Bear Trapped in a Car | Feral Wisdom Ep. 41

    Good morning, good afternoon, good day, good evening — and welcome to Episode 41 of the Feral Wisdom Podcast, where we're officially sharing ONE brain cell between the two of us and it's not going well. This week we get into: 🧠 Mom brain & nervous system burnout — why summer is basically a trauma sport💍 Selling the engagement ring (and feeling RELIEVED about it)🐻 A bear that learned to open car doors (and got trapped in one)🎙️ What it actually means to be a "feral freak" — we looked it up💀 The Perez Hilton TikTok situation🎬 Victorious cast filmed DRUNK? Dan Schneider allegations explained🐦 Animal group names that will blow your mind (a flamboyance of flamingos?!)🚗 Karaoke Uber dreams, Cash Cab nostalgia & why we need to bring back FUN🛒 Helping an old lady with potatoes at Save-On — and worrying about her driving home Plus: prime rib dates at the Black Sheep Pub, the "I need no one to need me for 24 hours" quote, breast implant illness Facebook groups, Shein being sued, toxic foot patches, and whether your BO smells like onions or ground beef. If you're a little unhinged, perpetually needed, and fuelled by chaos and chaos alone — you are one of ours. 🖤 📬 Want stickers? DM us your address!📍 True Value Gold — Langley, 68th Ave (great experience selling the ring!)📍 Black Sheep Pub & Grill — Maple Ridge, 232nd Ave (prime rib special, $25.99!) Follow us & leave a review if you love us (or even if you just tolerate us). #FeralWisdomPodcast #MomLife #SummerBurnout #FeralFreaks #Podcast #TrueStoriesFromRealMoms

  3. Aug 4

    Feral Wisdom Ep. 40 | Shark Boyfriends, Body Horror & 40 Episodes of Chaos

    ​@FeralWisdomPodcast⁩  40 episodes in and we have absolutely NOT gotten more professional. This week: We celebrate episode 40 by discussing Justin Bieber's Twitch ball pit, a woman who is fully, legally married in her heart to a nurse shark named Alan, the labia PSA nobody asked for, the toilet paper butthole muffling technique (you know it, we know it), and whether selling body parts on the black market is a viable side hustle. Also: nipple hairs, chin hairs, personality-less jelly beans, universal school bathrooms, and Teenie almost missed a dentist appointment because of an Abraca-shabra sandwich. This is Feral Wisdom. We tried to be normal. We failed. 🦈 Watch the full episode on YouTube 🎧 Listen on Spotify feral wisdom podcast, funny podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, shark boyfriend, viral podcast moments, episode 40, comedy podcast, girl talk podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast highlights, best podcast moments 2025, millennial mom podcast, millennial dad podcast, millennial parents podcast, parenting podcast funny, parents who swear, moms who drink, dads who get it, not your mom's podcast, millennial humor, elder millennial podcast, geriatric millennial, 30s and 40s podcast, turning 40 podcast, 40 is the new 20, aging millennial, real talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, no filter comedy, oversharing podcast, too honest podcast, dark humor podcast, satire podcast, human comedy, relatable humor, brutally honest podcast, cringe comedy podcast, awkward moments podcast, podcast that makes you snort laugh, comedy for adults, laugh out loud podcast, hockey parents podcast, sports parents humor, school rant podcast, mom guilt humor, exhausted parents podcast, parenting in your 40s, single mom podcast, co-parenting humor, kids are chaos, school system rant, side hustle mom, working mom podcast, shark week, strange addiction, body changes after kids, perimenopause humor, menopause podcast funny, nipple hair, bathroom anxiety, universal bathrooms debate, thrift store tips, value village, side hustle ideas, candle business, counterfeit bags, police auction, twitch streamers, justin bieber, sum 41, avril lavigne nostalgia, 2000s nostalgia podcast, texts from last night, two friends podcast, bestie podcast, candid conversation podcast, unscripted podcast, raw podcast, podcast like talking to your friends, girl math, wife content, chaotic energy podcast, podcast for your commute, podcast to clean to, podcast to cook to, background podcast, long form comedy podcast, funny women podcast, women over 35, women over 40, funny moms youtube, podcast clips, podcast moments, viral podcast, podcast recommendation, best podcasts 2025, new podcast 2025, canadian content, bc podcast, vancouver podcast, small podcast, indie podcast, feral wisdom podcast, funny podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, shark boyfriend, viral podcast moments, episode 40, comedy podcast, girl talk podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast highlights, best podcast moments 2025

  4. Jul 28

    Spice Girls Organs, Parasitic Diarrhea Diets, Piss Whistles & Strip Club Trauma | Feral Wisdom 39

    We tried low-alcohol wine, sold our organs for Spice Girls tickets, and somehow ended up explaining why parasitic diarrhea is actually a wellness hack. Episode 39 is unhinged and we are NOT sorry.Sam and Justine are back — sweaty, chaotic, and completely off the rails. This week: the heat is unbearable, the wine is surprisingly good (only 6% ABV, calm down), and the conversation goes from '90s nostalgia to strip club trauma to dog treats made from bull penises faster than you can say "piss whistle." Oh, and there's a birthday shoutout to their ride-or-die best friend Wiener — yes, that's her nickname, and yes, there's a story.Grab a Lay Low wine, a cold compress, and buckle up. This one's a lot.This episode covers:- The Spice Girls reunion rumor and how many organs we'd sell to go.- Parasitic diarrhea lettuce and why it might be a summer body hack.- The full origin story of "Wiener" (Vegas. Strip club. Male dancers. You'll understand.)- Gym bro music evolution: Drake → Miley → Divorced Dad Rock → David Goggins- '90s things that made you look rich (waterbeds, basement bars, fridge ice dispensers)- Dunkaroos are back and Soda Licious needs to come back too.- Dog treats that are literally bull penises and why Teenies husband calls them "piss whistles".- The communal sock bin controversy.- Sam's upcoming hysterectomy surgery — and asking her surgeon for a free tummy tuck while he's in there.New episodes every week. Subscribe so you don't miss the chaos.feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, sam and justine, women podcast, comedy podcast, funny podcast, best friends podcast, girl talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, adult humor podcast, funny women, podcast for women, girlfriend podcast, chaotic podcast, real talk podcast, wine podcast, lay low wine, low alcohol wine, rosé review, wine review, spice girls 2024, spice girls reunion, spice girls tour, 90s nostalgia, 90s kids, growing up in the 90s, 90s things, 90s memories, what was cool in the 90s, backstreet boys vs nsync, blockbuster video, dunkaroos, tamagotchi, waterbed, 90s rich kid, parasitic diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, taco bell recall, gut health humor, gym motivation music, david goggins, gym culture, bully sticks for dogs, piss whistle, dog treats, moose knuckle, funny dog stories, hysterectomy, womens health humor, surgery humor, tummy tuck, vegas bachelorette, strip club stories, male strippers, bachelorette party, birthday episode, happy 40th birthday, sock bin, communal sock bin, south africa childhood, growing up in south africa

  5. Jul 21

    Bison Attacks, Octopus Besties & the Mannequin Head at the Door | Feral Wisdom Pod Ep. 38

    Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy. Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach. There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front door with a mannequin head. Classic Tuesday. The girls also get into Gone Country Jamestown (espresso martinis out of an ice sculpture, cowboy hat beer funnels, and Western fight scenes), beef and bread class action lawsuits you can still claim money from, the horror of having no toilet at work, summer mom mode survival tips, and a surprisingly wholesome midnight pho run with teenagers. Tune in for the chaos, stay for the accidental wisdom. New eps every Tuesday. 0:00 – Intro & Episode 38 kicks off2:00 – Summer mom mode & park dates5:30 – Teaching kids to ride bikes (emotional milestone unlocked)9:00 – Bison attack at Yellowstone National Park14:00 – Bear steals a golf bag in Pitt Meadows16:30 – Woman befriends an octopus on Vancouver Island beach22:00 – My Octopus Teacher documentary recommendation24:30 – Chameleons in South Africa & reptile chat27:00 – Newfoundland whale paddleboard encounter30:00 – Gone Country Jamestown recap (James Barker Band, speakeasy, espresso martinis)38:00 – Sam's grade 10 English teacher at the door40:00 – Mannequin head neighbour story (you won't believe this)47:00 – No toilet at work / workplace rights rant51:00 – The word "abhor" gets its moment54:00 – Bread class action settlement & beef payout (free money!)58:00 – Midnight pho run with teenagers1:03:00 – Sleepover debate: helicopter mom or reasonable parent?1:10:00 – Hot shirtless wood-chopping TikTok guy… where is he now?1:12:00 – Jessica Simpson lookalike moment at Jamestown1:15:00 – AirPod chaos (5 pods, none of them hers)1:20:00 – Loop earplugs & ADHD brain talk1:24:00 – Matching Sunzel Amazon pants & butt review1:28:00 – Hysterectomy update, birth control chat1:32:00 – Octopus joke & final send-off (pubic hair comeback debate) feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom pod, sam and justine podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, funny podcast, comedy podcast, bison attack yellowstone, octopus befriends woman, octopus bc beach, my octopus teacher, whale paddleboard, bear golf bag, pitt meadows bear, gone country jamestown, james barker band, espresso martini ice sculpture, christmas in july, mannequin head neighbour, strata drama, no toilet at work, worksafe bc, summer mom mode, park mom life, kids on bikes, sleepover debate, helicopter mom, midnight pho run, teenagers at pho, great gatsby party, beef class action settlement, bread class action canada, loblaw class action, free money canada, jessica simpson lookalike, sunzel amazon leggings, amazon leggings review, airpod chaos, loop earplugs, adhd brain, overstimulation mom, depression medication real talk, hysterectomy sisterhood, birth control discussion, depo shot lawsuit, chameleon south africa, reptiles, silverbrook farms fishing, vancouver island, bc podcast

  6. Jul 14

    Puppy Blues, Black Eyes & Bully Sticks: A Cautionary Tale | Ep. 37

    Justine has the puppy blues, a sleep deficit, and a confession about bully sticks that will haunt you. Sam fell off a skateboard ON A DATE and gave herself a black eye in time for a Barbie birthday party. We also solved plane hijackings via ChatGPT, debated whether college will exist in 10 years, and revealed our most expensive mistake (spoiler: husbands). This is Feral Wisdom Pod — where overstimulated moms figure it out in real time. 🐾 New episodes every week. Subscribe so you never miss a moment of chaos. Follow us: 📸 Instagram: @feralwisdompod 🎵 TikTok: @feralwisdompod #podcast #momlife #feralwisdompod #comedy #puppymom #chaoslife #truecrime #realtalk #funnywomen #podcastclip ⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS0:00 – We're back in the pink chairs (finally) 0:15 – Justine has a newborn… it's a puppy 1:45 – The cat got on the roof again. At 4 AM. With the dog. 3:00 – Puppy blues are real and she's not okay 5:30 – ChatGPT can land a hijacked plane (we tested the theory) 9:00 – The throat chop hijacker sequence 9:45 – Will university even exist in 10 years? 13:00 – Sam fell off a skateboard on a DATE 🛹 14:30 – Black Eyed Barbie shows up to Ashley's birthday 16:00 – The Barbie wine tour & shoutouts 22:00 – Your last meal before being "legally murdered" 26:00 – Dirty martinis, picky eater icks & things that grind our gears 31:00 – Sam went viral (and the DMs were disturbing) 34:00 – Dumbest ways we've almost died 36:00 – The BULLY STICK REVEAL 🤢 (watch this one) 38:00 – Most expensive mistake: Husbands (60 points for two) 42:00 – Do we actually want a man with a plan? 48:00 – Why do we even do this podcast? 54:00 – Hot takes: air fryers, Stanley cups & smut whores 56:30 – See you next Tuesday, Feral Freaks 🐾 podcast, women podcast, funny podcast, mom podcast, comedy podcast, real talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, overstimulated mom, mom life, millennial mom, mom humor, mom friends, girl talk, women over 30, women over 40, relatable women, best friend energy, Canadian podcast, BC podcast, Langley podcast, puppy mom, new puppy, puppy blues, dog mom life, bully sticks, chatgpt funny, chatgpt humor, ai funny moments, plane hijacking joke, skateboard fail, black eye story, dating fails, dating stories, divorce humor, mom divorce, single mom life, Barbie party, girls trip, wine tour, true crime adjacent, chaos moms, hot mess mom, feral women, funny women, women being honest, no filter women, podcast for moms, podcast for women, momfluencer adjacent, girls who swear

  7. Jul 7

    EP. 36 - Makeup Chats, Mom Brain & Mayhem

    We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING? Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think. Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HANDS playing a ukulele, the pasta boil event of the summer, Drake's Janice apology parties, FIFA World Cup chaos, and a neck Botox reveal that's got the comments section riled up. We're two moms from BC just out here telling the truth. New episodes every Tuesday. 🎧 Also available on Youtube and everywhere you listen to podcasts. 🔗 Products mentioned: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/6222147 https://amzn.to/4vL0xIR MAC Fix+ Hydrating Spray with Vitamin C Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Tarte Maracuja Juicy Glow Foundation Huda Beauty Faux Filter Corrector Tarte Brow Pencil in Taupe Charlotte Tilbury Matte Beauty Blush Wand Maybelline Age Rewind Eraser Concealer 0:00 – Intro & Canada Day weekend chat 2:30 – Rosacea flare, skincare struggles & the cat cameo 7:00 – Doing makeup LIVE: MAC Fix+, Tarte foundation, concealer tips 15:00 – Drugstore vs. Sephora debate & makeup artist shoutout 22:00 – Eyebrows, Wiener's Sephora debut & Charlotte Tilbury 28:00 – Mom brain moments: drinking glasses & Cariboo Ford 34:00 – Drake's Janice apology parties 37:00 – Blush, bronzer & contouring chat 44:00 – Cultus Lake pasta boil story & food adventures 49:00 – Alligator attack in Puerto Vallarta 51:00 – Blue Jays game trip & FIFA World Cup recap 54:00 – Neck Botox reveal & the Instagram comments drama 56:00 – Outro & birthday shoutout for Ashley moms, best friends, canadian girls, canadian podcast, BC podcast, Fraser Valley, makeup chat, makeup tutorial, drugstore makeup, Sephora haul, makeup over 30, makeup over 40, aging skin, rosacea, skincare routine, tarte cosmetics, charlotte tilbury, MAC cosmetics, milani, beauty blender, bronzer tutorial, blush tutorial, eyebrow tips, lip liner, setting spray, mom brain, mom humor, funny moms, mom life, mom podcast, women over 30, women over 40, female friendship, best friend podcast, girl talk, feral wisdom, weekly podcast, Tuesday podcast, lifestyle podcast, comedy podcast, women empowerment, real talk, unfiltered, FIFA World Cup, Drake, botox, neck botox, cultus lake, camping moms, summer vibes

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.