The Katie Kelly Show

Katie Kelly
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Welcome to The Katie Kelly Show, a funny, story driven podcast about joy, pain, sunshine and rain. Just kidding (give it to 'em, Rob Base).In a world where everyone is filtered, curated, and pretending to be perfect, this show is a strictly fake-free zone. Solo episodes are true stories from my present day life, tales from a checkered past, and my take on the latest in pop culture (mostly Netflix related).  Guest episodes are chats with my closest friends about life, family, and anything that makes us laugh. It’s the ultimate unpolished comfort listen for anyone who loves good stories, honest laughs, and zero pretense.Stories, jokes, talking with friends. What's better than that?

  1. Sep 2 ·  Video

    Is Shoplifting a West Hartford Rite of Passage?

    Is it really shoplifting if the entire town is doing it?  This week, I am back with local icon Keith Blum and we are diving deep into our dark, criminal pasts right here in West Hartford, CT, and exposing the hilariously toxic dynamics of the famous "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" Facebook group.  From orchestrating a diabolical, middle school lunch-stealing ring to a massive $3,500 Sports Authority heist, we're holding nothing back. Plus, we break down the infamous Edwards supermarket "Yogurt Pretzel Arrest" that shook our high school to its core—was it a fair bust, or just zero-tolerance gone completely mad? But the chaos doesn’t stop in the past. We’re tackling current local town drama: * The 2 AM Street Fight: Why breaking up a drunken sidewalk brawl outside the window might have been a huge mistake. * Cult of the Bike Lanes: Our official plan to go undercover, infiltrate "Bike West Hartford," and put an end to the Vision Zero street mappings. * Neighborhood Warfare: Someone from "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" FB group has been dropping dog sh*t in Keith Blum's driveway. Stick around until the very end for a massive teaser on next week's episode involving missing child support, a showdown with a local DCF-calling teacher, and a wild jury duty connection you won't believe.  Like, subscribe, and lock your doors! 00:25 We Stole Someone's Lunch Every Day 03:40 My Mom Stole a Cat 04:40 The Yogurt-Covered Pretzel Crime Wave at Edward's Supermarket 07:25 Keith’s Sports Authority Felony 09:25 The Avon Mountain Turtle Disaster 11:25 "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" Facebook group drama 14:35 The Girl Fight Outside My House 16:25 Vision 35 and the War Against Bike Lanes 18:00 We Identify the Enemy: Bike West Hartford 20:45 Three Completely Insane Stories for Next Time Support the show

    Is Shoplifting a West Hartford Rite of Passage?

  2. Aug 18 ·  Video

    My Dad Chugs Non-Alcoholic Beer

    My nephew Sean joins me and we immediately discover that adulthood is mostly a collection of companies quietly stealing your money. Sean is trapped in a yearlong Big Sky Fitness contract, I learn that Care.com has taken nearly $2,000 from me, and I am forced to confront the possibility that I am the exact woman Rocket Money ads were created for. Then we get to important Kelly family history. My dad uses the grill as an incinerator, chugs nonalcoholic beer, and eats blocks of cheese like an apple. We also cover a $350 bee pin, the worst strip club name ever conceived, bad tattoo ideas, and the greatest collection of Rainforest Cafe chimp plates in America.  We laugh the entire episode. This was a good chat :) Support the show

    My Dad Chugs Non-Alcoholic Beer

  3. Aug 14 ·  Video

    My Kindergartener Told Her Entire Class to Shut the F*ck Up

    This week, I talk about my discovery that many of the internet’s “single moms” regularly send their children to their dads for the weekend. Which means they are not really single moms, and that enrages me. Next, Hazel begins kindergarten by telling everyone to shut the f*ck up. Then ChatGPT tricks me into believing that starting a podcast is a simple matter which leads me into a world of recording software and technology far beyond my capabilities. We've got never used photos and footage from when The Katie Kelly Show was just getting started, and videos of my kids that only I will enjoy. It's technology, motherhood, and public humiliation.  Support the show

    My Kindergartener Told Her Entire Class to Shut the F*ck Up

  4. Jul 21 ·  Video

    We Kidnapped a Mannequin in 1999

    This week, I’m joined by my longtime friend, and West Hartford legend, Keith Blum, who finally tells the full story of Whaine: the mannequin who became the center of the most elaborate prank war of 1999. Before we get there, Keith and I devise a completely ethical plan to blackmail my brother Jonny into letting his son Calvin work on the podcast. Keith coaches Calvin in lacrosse, which means we may or may not have threatened his varsity position, captain status, and future athletic career. Sorry, Jonny. You left us no choice. Keith also reveals how he secretly framed me and my friends for Whaine’s kidnapping, helped the victims investigate the crime he committed, and watched from the inside as the whole thing spiraled into home invasions, mattress theft, ransom clues, vandalism, and chaos. Then I tell the story of going to see Joker with my friend Mike Genovesi (Vesi), and how my ex hacked into my Facebook account, impersonated me, and convinced Mike that I was threatening him. We also get into hypnotists, high school memories, celebrity lookalikes, and the deeply disturbing realization that none of us have matured since 1999. Ladies and gentlemen....this is KEITH. CHAPTERS Keith's Podcast Artwork: 0:00 - 4:14 Blackmailing My Brother: 4:15 - 10:07 The Story of Whaine: 10:08 - 29:35 Doppelgangers: 29:40 - 33:50 "Hank" Threatens Vesi: 33:51 - End Support the show

    We Kidnapped a Mannequin in 1999

  5. Jul 11 ·  Video

    The Army’s $3,000 Phone Sex Bill

    Heeeere's Billy!   This week, I sit down with my oldest brother Billy for a chaotic sibling reunion involving family secrets, obsessive Notre Dame football fandom, deleted vacation photos, questionable movie opinions, and one spectacularl Army credit-card sex scandal. We debate whether Top Gun: Maverick is emotionally devastating or complete trash, revisit the legendary Chicago trip where I accidentally erased every photo we took, and unpack the time Billy watched a Notre Dame game during our sister’s wedding photos. Billy also reveals why his daughter is named after a Chicago bar, the dumbest fitness product he ever bought, and the story of an Army soldier who charged more than $3,000 in phone-sex calls to the government. Plus: excessive Kelly-family sweating, Clue, The Cutting Edge, A League of Their Own, Sean Penn looking exactly like our father, and the terrifying childhood television death that left me permanently afraid of being abandoned in the desert. It’s movies, family dysfunction, military stories, sibling stuff, nostalgia, and an alarming number of tangents. Support the show

    The Army’s $3,000 Phone Sex Bill

  6. Jul 1 ·  Video

    Someone Called Child Protective Services on Me

    Oh boy, it's my first solo video episode! Buckle up, this is going to be a bumpy ride.  First up, I talk about how fat I have gotten lately and my snacking injury. Also, my insane eyebrows that were a result of some poor mircroblading.  Then onto the main event: One of my daughter's teachers called Child Protective Services on me and I tell the story of the interview I had to do at my house.  Then some News in Brief: Elon Musk is not a Scientist and the time I took a racist (but funny) diversity quiz.  Last, I round things out with Old News: The P. Diddy documentary. I hate P. Diddy. Always have. Always will.  Enjoy!  Support the show

    Someone Called Child Protective Services on Me

  7. Jun 12 ·  Video

    A Birthday at the 9/11 Museum

    In this episode, I sit down with my nephew, Sean, who among other things, recently graduated from UCONN (Go Huskies!). We talk about tarot card readers, comedic dog tragedies, gross EMT stories, Broadway, the 9/11 Museum, and multiple tales of people falling down.  Sean is the absolute man, and this episode is hysterical.  ⏱️ CHAPTERS: 00:00 Revisiting the Tarot: A Second Attempt at Fortune Telling 03:16 Street Fair Psychic Readings + Getting My Spot Blown Up 07:00 Nana’s Dog Nestle Gets Roasted on TikTok 10:30 Garage Doors, Rogue Dogs + Unforgettable Canine Tragedies 16:05 Church Accidents, Comical Anger + Gruesome EMT Tales 23:42 Broadway Drama, Stanley Tucci + a 9/11 Museum Reunion 31:43 Technical Difficulties + Discovering Office Space 33:31 Piano Recital Falls, Slippery Floors + Stage Disasters 42:22 Wrapping Up the Episode + Tarot Predictions Support the show

    A Birthday at the 9/11 Museum

  8. Mar 5

    The School Wanted to Search My Son for a Hammer

    In this episode of The Katie Kelly Show, I get into a fight with my robot best friend (ChatGPT) over unsolicited career advice, reflect on the emotional crime of no-candy Valentine’s Day, and tell the story of running into an old boss who once fully supported my Grey’s Anatomy grief. Then, just when the day feels blessed by the universe, I get a call from Lennox’s school about a hammer threat, backpack searches, and the deeply incorrect assumption that I’m running some kind of John Wick basement operation. A solo episode about parenting, panic, bad advice, spiritual congestion, school drama, and trying to remain normal in deeply abnormal circumstances. Support the show

    The School Wanted to Search My Son for a Hammer
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About

Welcome to The Katie Kelly Show, a funny, story driven podcast about joy, pain, sunshine and rain. Just kidding (give it to 'em, Rob Base).In a world where everyone is filtered, curated, and pretending to be perfect, this show is a strictly fake-free zone. Solo episodes are true stories from my present day life, tales from a checkered past, and my take on the latest in pop culture (mostly Netflix related).  Guest episodes are chats with my closest friends about life, family, and anything that makes us laugh. It’s the ultimate unpolished comfort listen for anyone who loves good stories, honest laughs, and zero pretense.Stories, jokes, talking with friends. What's better than that?

Information

  • Creator
    Katie Kelly
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Katie Kelly Show
  • Show Website
    The Katie Kelly Show

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