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Don't have time to read the blog? Hate reading but love listening? The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is just for you! All of Geoffrey Breedwell's blogs are read to you by the author himself! geoffreybreedwell.substack.com

  1. Apr 29

    Moral Mechanics: Now with Practical Uses!

    I love the way this episode went, even if Lucifer decided to pay me a visit for this. I’m just glad I recorded that portion while Mickey, Shaggy, and Scooby were out of the studio. They would have been FREAKED. Anywho, you can check the blog here for the math equations, as I mentioned. Don’t forget to subscribe to the Substack, as subscribers get all the details first. And as always, buy a shirt. My cats, my dog, and I love you. Catch you next season! Love, Geoffrey Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    33 min

  2. Apr 22

    Metaphoricles II: The Devil Didn't Take it Well

    This episode dives into the Devil’s response to last week’s episode. To put it simply, he didn’t like it. Not one bit. If you liked this episode, please share, comment, and subscribe! You can buy a Skull & Quills shirt here. My dog, my cats, and I love you. With All My Heart, Geoffrey Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    29 min

  3. Apr 15

    Metaphoricles: The Devil & His Metaphor

    Holy Skulls, Batman! I never thought I’d say the words I do in this episode. As someone who grew up in churches, worked in churches, and even got his M.Div, I never—EVER—thought I’d come to this conclusion. But yet, here we are, and I’m saying the quiet part out loud. Strap in, friends, we’re doing this one…last…time. [Comic book cover of a fictional The Devil comic] The Devil comic book graphic has easter eggs if you didn’t notice. OK, really just three—Dante, Augustine, and Ross. Dante the author of The Inferno, from which we get many images from our modern view of Hell. Augustine of Hippo (AKA St. Augustine) who wrote many books, including City of God, of which we get many references to how Heaven looks and how Hell looks. The way we Christians treat that book, it might as well be included in scripture. Ross is Alex Ross, famous comic book artist, who did the Mephisto drawing. It's done in parody, but the guy is a freaking legend. ANYWAY… Here’s the link to buy the shirt.. https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/category/all-products. Here’s also the picture of Matt that Announcer Guy mentioned. [Picture is on Substack] Love you all! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    29 min

  4. Apr 8

    When Great Writing Goes Wrong

    Not even going to lie, this was an intensely personal episode. Do you feel like this sometimes? Are you ADHD, ASD, or AuDHD? Let me know in the comments. Sources: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Leon-Festinger/Cognitive-dissonance www.verywellhealth.com/rejection-sensitive-dysphoria-8728800 https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/new-beginning/202108/neurodivergence-in-adulthood-the-case-the-undiagnosed Handout from the APA Buy a shirt. There’s FREE SHIPPING. The Article I freaked out about is here: https://alisav.substack.com/p/why-the-and-did-dan-rather-and-donald Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    29 min

  5. Apr 1

    The Hidden Secret of Love Languages

    Today’s episode is not an April Fool’s Joke. In fact, I totally didn’t realize that it was April 1st today. As someone with AuDHD, I do not like April Fool’s Day, because I do not like being confused. Give me a minute, and I’ll figure it out. ANYWAY… This episode is all about love languages and their origins. It gets bad, like BAD BAD. Sources: Study Refutes Concept of Love Languages - Psychiatrist.com - Current Directions in Psychological Science Ashley Fetters Article — The Atlantic “The Bigot Who Wrote ‘The 5 Love Languages’ Might Hate You” — Medium.com The Scary Mommy blog Dr. Liz Listens Blog — Neurodivergent Love Languages Buy a shirt here. My dog, my cats, and I love you. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    33 min

  6. Mar 25

    Top 10 Biblical Principals in Naruto

    This episode, y’all. Holy jitsu. Speaking of which, you think there would be a “Holy Jitsu?” If there was, you think that person would be a priest? Oh! Maybe that’s one of the jitsus a Naruto-verse version of Jesus might have, along with a wine jitsu. I’m getting off topic. This episode is a doozy and might be a little controversial, especially given the comments at the end. The blog itself was on my LinkedIn, and it was produced for the audiocast/blog at a request. Do mind the disclaimer, will you? DISCLAIMER: The following blog post concerns Christian belief and explains things from a non-MAGA Christian perspective. This post was written in 2023, during my tenure in Christian ministry. Reader discretion is advised. This Post is Sponsored by: This post is sponsored by Bluebird, a novel by J. Lambert. After a one-night stand resulting in a pregnancy, Blue Forneus returns home to the family ranch in a chaotic small town and reunites with her former best friend (a past crush), who is now her dad’s employee. Click here to purchase (non-affiliate link), available in paperback and e-book now. This post is also sponsored by my own hidden village symbol, the “Skull & Quills”, now available on a shirt. Your purchase comes with FREE SHIPPING and supports this content. Buy here. I just wish I could get it made as a Naruto headband. That’d be legit. Next Week: It’s all about Love, and how much I love you. Well, kinda. Choose your “love lenses” and therapist wisely. I love you all. I’ll catch you next time. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    57 min

  7. Mar 18

    Showing & Telling with "One Piece"

    This episode is fun, and honestly, I think it has one of the best openings. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m trying too hard to be King of the Podcasters. The show notes for this episode are rather light this week, so I’ll just include the link to buy a shirt. You can buy a shirt and support the content you love here. Love you! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    22 min

  8. Mar 11

    How I Tricked My AuDHD to Write Three Books

    This episode is filled with tips and tricks to finish the book you’re working on. Below are all the resources I talked about today. I’m all for sharing the knowledge. There’s also a contest going on. I want to read your BEST LOGLINE. Comment your best logline on the blog, the show notes, or even in the YouTube comments. The best one will receive a FREE PAID SUBSCRIPTION to my Substack! Resources: https://www.nfi.edu/logline/ https://savethecat.com/get-started Buy a Shirt here. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    24 min
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Don't have time to read the blog? Hate reading but love listening? The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is just for you! All of Geoffrey Breedwell's blogs are read to you by the author himself! geoffreybreedwell.substack.com

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  • Creator
    For Those Who Just Want to Listen and Not Read
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Geoffrey Breedwell
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    The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast