Miranda's Fruit Friends

Graham Murray fwmurrau

Husbands Graham and Calum revisit the 00s BBC comedy Miranda in the guise of Miranda's Fruit Friends, helping her through her various crises via what we call a group chat.

Episodes

  1. Feb 27

    12: The Perfect Christmas

    While Miranda experiences some classic seasonal stress, we wonder whether a perfect Christmas is even possible - albeit not for long, because obviously it's not.

    28 min

  2. Feb 25

    11: Just Act Normal

    The Fruit Friends group chat has had only one, what I call, 'Miressage' this week: 'Stuck with mum. Hell on Earth. Prepare many drinks'. So with none of our advice needed, and since this is Calum's favourite episode, we rank our favourite episodes of various sitcoms, and discuss other shows that have had entire episodes that are one single scene.

    34 min

  3. Feb 23

    10: A New Low

    As Miranda and Stevie try to keep up with the energy of their new young friend Tamara, we really get into the mind of the youth by going off on a tangent about noughteens boy band The Wanted.

    25 min

  4. Feb 20

    9: Let's Do It

    We ponder whether we'd advise Miranda in the group chat to just have sex with Gary and get it over with.

    27 min

  5. Feb 18

    08: Before I Die

    As Miranda attempts to do good for the sake of a pre-mortem eulogy, we ponder our own legacies. Perhaps this subpar podcast will be our lasting gift to the world?

    27 min

  6. Feb 16

    7: The New Me

    Is there anything you'd like to try ohrn? Perhaps an episode of a podcast about a defunct and possibly altogether forgotten comedy series? No? Rude. We ponder the merits of otherwise of attempting to turn over a new what I call leaf.

    44 min

  7. Jan 16

    06: Dog

    We're ready for Miranda to be done with Gary as he ups his sticks and heads for Hong Kong - but we don't think it's, what I call, becoming for Miranda and Stevie to be fighting over, literally, a Husband

    29 min

  8. Jan 14

    05: Excuse

    As Miranda fails to hit it off with Dreamboat Charlie, we recall some of our own bad dates. We also recall a Miranda-themed visit to South Ealing Cemetery. Say no more, shush please.

    25 min

  9. Jan 9

    04: Holiday

    We agree that going on holiday to somewhere round the corner to where you live has a lot of pluses, recall how "Amanda Barnes" became part of our vocabulary, and consider how well or otherwise we'd disguise our crush on Jason

    28 min

  10. Jan 7

    03: Job

    We query whether it's a good idea to take up an entire full-time managerial job just to impress an acquaintance, and mull over (good word, 'mull') at what age one should retire from slapstick

    31 min

  11. Jan 2

    02: Teacher

    Calum is fuming at what Gary wants to do with Miranda's kebab (ooh, cheeeky!), we strongly disapprove of Stevie's behaviour as a houseguest, and we wonder which of us broke wind first in our relationship. I'm not being rude!

    32 min

  12. 12/30/2025

    01: Date

    We fail to warm to Gary, advise our heroine that she might be better off starting an Etsy, and wonder whether the fictional Miranda's surname is also Hart.

    28 min
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About

Husbands Graham and Calum revisit the 00s BBC comedy Miranda in the guise of Miranda's Fruit Friends, helping her through her various crises via what we call a group chat.

Information

  • Creator
    Graham Murray fwmurrau
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Graham Murray fwmurrau
  • Show Website
    Miranda's Fruit Friends