2 Dummies That Just Watch: A Sports Podcast Between Friends

Will Hernandez and LeeJay Parrilla
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Tired of the same old sports takes? The 2 Dummies That Just Watch brings you raw, unfiltered sports talk that actually uses eyeballs—not just box scores. Lifelong friends Will and LeeJay have been watching sports for decades, and now they’re bringing their true Brooklyn energy straight to your ears.  From the New York City sports scene to the biggest headlines in sports, they’re breaking it all down with hot takes, humor, and real fan insight—no analytics degree required. Hit subscribe and watch the game the way it was meant to be watched—with your own two eyes.

  1. 5D AGO

    90. Adam Silver vs Tanking: NBA Draft Reform Ideas + Knicks Post All-Star Recap

    The NBA Draft has turned the NBA regular season into a “race to the bottom” and the league finally looks ready to do something about it. In Episode 90 of Two Dummies That Just Watch, Will and LeeJay dig into the NBA Draft 2026 / tanking problem, why it’s gotten so blatant (hello, Nets), and what changes could actually fix it. We react to Adam Silver’s frustration and the league’s latest signals that a crackdown is coming. Sticking to the NBA, we also check in on how the Knicks are doing post All-Star break. LeeJay is frustrated with the current state of Knicks analysis.  Our halftime topic is a bit out-of-this-world... On the other side of the break, we chat about the U.S. men's hockey team and the Mets.  To finish the episode, we get into the top 5 worst trades, signings, etc., for the teams we root for.  Timestamps 0:00: LeeJay is back!; blizzard chaos; Punch money 25:21: Anything LeeJay wants to comment on from the episodes he missed? 32:28: The NBA’s tanking problem comes to a head  54:42: Where are the Knicks?  1:17:43: Halftime topic, Aliens! 1:31:07: Oh, Canada, the sore losers! 1:44:25: Mets Spring Training update 1:54:52: "Top" worst signings for our teams Send a text

    2h 24m

  2. FEB 17

    89. Mets & Yankees 2026 Spring Training Preview

    Can you believe the Mets and Yankees play baseball this weekend?! It's that time of the year again as New York's baseball teams are in Florida preparing for the 2026 season.  Believe it or not, the Mets and the Yankees do have a lot of similarities heading into Opening Day next month. There are question marks surrounding both pitching staff, whether it's the starters or relievers. There's also a tremendous amount of pressure on both teams to go on playoff runs.  For the Mets, can the new faces elevate this team to the next level. For the Yankees, can they rely on the same faces to bring them back to the top of the American League? Larry Fleisher joins us this week for the Yankees segment.  Please enjoy! Send a text

    2h 1m

  3. FEB 10

    88. Fly Seahawks Fly: Seattle Wins Super Bowl 60

    The NFL season is officially in the books, and Super Bowl 60 is in the rearview mirror. This week on Two Dummies That Just Watch, Will Hernandez and Erik Pimentel recap the big game from Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, where the Seattle Seahawks handled the New England Patriots and secured their second Super Bowl title in franchise history. It wasn’t a classic, but it still gave us plenty to chat about—what worked, what didn’t, and what it means heading into next season. From there, the Dummies hit the NBA trade deadline, where the New York Knicks made a sneaky-good move by landing Jose Alvarado, the Brooklyn native finally suiting up for the team he grew up rooting for. Plus: what’s going on with the Brooklyn Nets, and the messy situation surrounding the decision to move on from Cam Thomas. At halftime, Will and Erik switch gears into real-life talk: why suburban public transportation options can be so brutal. On the back half, it’s hoops and nostalgia with St. John’s basketball and the college teams they’ve stuck with through the years. Then it’s Mets Spring Training time—complete with the Dummies’ all-time Mets lineup. And because it’s a Will-and-Erik episode, you already know it ends in wrestling: a pro wrestling Mt. Rushmore for the most memorable jobbers/enhancement talent. Timestamps 9:28: Seahawks win Super Bowl 60 29:31: Knicks solidify backcourt at the NBA trade deadline 42:58: The Nets are the Nets 53:08: Halftime topic: Transportation in suburban areas (the lack of it) 1:03:44: St. John’s beats UConn at a sold out Madison Square Garden 1:22:47: All-time Mets Team Mt Rushmore of Jobbers (Enhancement Talent)   Send a text

    2h 25m

  4. FEB 3

    87. In Defense of Bill Belichick

    On this episode of Two Dummies That Just Watch, we kick things off with the 2026 Pro Football Hall of Fame voting controversy — and how the process may have kept Bill Belichick out on the first ballot (including the “80% / 40-of-50 selectors” detail and why the Hall put out a warning about leaks). We also get into the Eli Manning debate and what “first ballot” really means in the NFL context.  From there, we shift to Super Bowl 60 with preview of  the New England Patriots vs. the Seattle Seahawks — including the Vegas line, over/under, and our picks  And because it’s Super Bowl week, we close with a super-fun Mt. Rushmore of memorable Super Bowls, hitting everything from the Super Bowl LI comeback to Super Bowl XLVI, plus classic moments like the blackout game and the John Elway “helicopter” play.  Send a text

    2h 33m

  5. JAN 27

    86. Las Vegas Loves the Mets, But Why?

    The Mets’ offseason picture finally comes into focus heading into Port St. Lucie: Bo Bichette arrives, the Mets land a true top-of-the-rotation starter by trading for Freddy Peralta, and we run through the rest of the additions (Devin Williams, Luis Robert Jr., Marcus Semien, Jorge Polanco, Luke Weaver, Luis Garcia, Vidal Bruján, Craig Kimbrel) while reacting to one big headline: Vegas now has the Mets favored to win the NL East, as well as a top favorite to win the World Series. Then LeeJay drops the barometer for the entire season: with moves like this, it’s not “win the division”… it’s World Series or bust. We also hit Mets nostalgia (including the never-ending Beltrán strikeout discourse and what cap he’d wear in Cooperstown), then pivot to New York football with the Jets picking #2 and the Giants #5, and wrap with the Knicks—why the KAT/Giannis rumors won’t die, what The Athletic is saying, and what a real blockbuster would cost.  Timestamps 0:00: Snowstorm recap; ConEd is a mob boss; the UFC on Paramount+ 34:29: Are the Mets really a favorite to win the NL East? 1:03:33: Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones are Hall of Famers 1:11:14: The reaction to the Masters of the Universe trailer 1:27:14: How should the Jets and Giants approach this year’s draft? 1:46:28: Super Bowl 60 is set 2:05:02: Should/Will the Knicks trade KAT? 2:13:56: Mt. Rushmore of crazy NYC events Send a text

    2h 36m

  6. JAN 20

    85. The John Harbaugh Era Begins in New York

    It’s official: John Harbaugh is the new head coach of the New York Giants. Harbaugh and the Giants reportedly agreed to a 5-year deal worth $20M per year, and the biggest headline isn’t the money — it’s the power structure. We dig into Ian O’Connor’s detailed reporting from The Athletic on how this got done, including the behind-the-scenes maneuvering from the Mara family, why Harbaugh demanded clarity on who he reports to (spoiler: John Mara), and what it means for the Giants’ entire operation moving forward. Then we spin around the NFL as the coaching carousel continues — Kevin Stefanski to Atlanta, and the Bills stunningly firing Sean McDermott after nine seasons and one of the best win totals in the league over that span. We also break down Divisional Round Weekend and repick our Conference Champions + Super Bowl winner based on who’s left. On the baseball side, the Mets miss out on Kyle Tucker, but pivot to signing Bo Bichette. So… is this a win, a panic move, or both? We hit the pros/cons, what it means for run prevention, and why a MLB lockout feels inevitable at this point. Plus: Chris Drury’s letter to Rangers fans (why do teams keep doing this?) and a Mt. Rushmore of Super Bowl foods to close it out. Timestamps: 3:07 — John Harbaugh and the Giants: It’s official 46:39 — NFL Divisional Round Weekend 1:19:22 — Halftime 1:29:50 — Mets miss Kyle Tucker, sign Bo Bichette 1:50:34 — Chris Drury’s letter to Rangers fans 2:07:18 — Mt. Rushmore of Super Bowl food items Send a text

    2h 22m

  7. JAN 13

    84. The Small Market Mets

    Pitchers & catchers are less than 30 days away from reporting, but the Mets’ 2026 roster still feels unfinished. The 2 Dummies break down what’s left to fix, what big-name free agents are still out there, and whether the national perception of the Mets matches reality outside NYC. On the hardwood, as we approach the NBA midseason mark and ask: Is it time for the Nets to go get a superstar — and is Ja Morant that guy? Plus, the Knicks’ recent skid (and why Karl-Anthony Towns isn’t the villain). Also in this episode: Halftime check-in: Will’s Vitamin D deficiency (yeah… we went there)Recapping a great NFL Wild Card weekendGiants head coach search: why John Harbaugh is the favorite, and if he’s actually the answerOur picks for the 8 NFL head coach openingsFollow “Two Dummies That Just Watch” for weekly takes you won’t find in the box score. 0:00: Intro (Anaconda movie review) 19:22: Small Market Mets? Roster feels incomplete 47:06: Nets at midseason: do they need a superstar like Ja Morant? 56:27: Knicks sputter: what’s wrong + why it’s not KAT 1:09:10: Halftime: Will’s Vitamin D deficiency 1:24:52: NFL Wild Card Weekend recap 1:43:50: Giants head coach search: John Harbaugh buzz 1:54:35: Let's Play a Game: picks for the 8 NFL head coach openings Send a text

    2h 14m

  8. JAN 6

    83. What's Next for the Giants and Jets?

    Let's face it: it hasn't been great for New Jersey NFL football the last decade outside of a fluke Giants playoff berth. These franchises are down, and down bad. That being said, what does each team need to do to improve? The Avengers team has come together for the first episode of 2026 as we put our GM caps on to figure out what these teams needs to do differently.  In this NFL-themed episode, the Dummies revisit what they said during the 2025 NFL preview episode. Spoiler alert: we got some things wrong.  We also quickly chat about the Knicks, Nets, the World Baseball Classic, and the college football playoffs.  And finally, we give our sports-related New Year's Resolutions! Timestamps 0:00: Complaining about NYC 17:59: Black Monday NFL firings 27:24: What do the Giants and Jets need to do this offseason 1:04:45: How did we fare in our NFL predictions? 1:31:12: NFL playoff predictions 1:43:27: Sports shorts 2:00:30: New Year’s Sports Resolutions  Send a text

    2h 12m
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Tired of the same old sports takes? The 2 Dummies That Just Watch brings you raw, unfiltered sports talk that actually uses eyeballs—not just box scores. Lifelong friends Will and LeeJay have been watching sports for decades, and now they’re bringing their true Brooklyn energy straight to your ears.  From the New York City sports scene to the biggest headlines in sports, they’re breaking it all down with hot takes, humor, and real fan insight—no analytics degree required. Hit subscribe and watch the game the way it was meant to be watched—with your own two eyes.

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