The Caffeine Vampires Podcast

Caffeine Vampires Productions

Welcome to The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. We are your 3 hosts, Ian, Urmi and Khrys and we talk about probably everything you can think of from river rituals, explaining you're dead to your date, soundproof rooms on planes, bathroom disasters, aliens and so much more. For funny conversations on (hopefully) relatable topics and many goofy stories to go along with them, make sure to check in every week so you can hear us talk about absolutely useless stuff that we will entertain you with. Thank you so much for listening and stay beaned

  1. Jul 16

    Bathroom disasters and beef farts // 23

    Join Ian, Khrys and Urmi this week where they talk about some embarrassing moments but also find a bit of humour in the pain. Most of us have been there—suddenly found in an embarassing moment where your body just betrays you. But what if those embarrassing stories could actually teach you resilience? In this wild, hilarious episode, we dive headfirst into stories so outlandish, you'll feel relieved you're not alone—trust us, you’re not the only one who’s had a total bodily revolt at the worst possible time. From caught-in-the-moment blowouts at fancy parties to the infamous McDonald’s bathroom disaster, these tales aren’t just funny—they’re lessons in laughing through life’s messiest moments. You'll discover: The unexpected power of laughter when faced with humiliationHow to handle bodily betrayals with authenticity and humorThe surprising lessons behind stories of drunken bravado and bathroom chaosWhy embracing your slip-ups can turn mishaps into memorable stories that connect us allPractical tips on managing embarrassment and finding humor in the smallest or most awkward moments This episode isn’t about perfection; it’s about owning your humanity—because everyone, at some point, has a scandalous story to tell. If you’ve ever felt like life’s best lessons come from the loudest laughs (or the loudest fart), then this is your new favorite listen. Ready to laugh, cringe, and feel a little less alone? Hit play now—because life’s messes are what make the stories worth telling. Perfect for anyone who’s ever faced an embarrassing moment and come out stronger—or just needs a good laugh at the chaos of it all. And hey, don't forget: sometimes, the best stories are the ones you never planned to tell. Are you prepared for them? Join us for this unfiltered, hilarious ride through bodily mishaps, drunken adventures, and unexpected life lessons — because sometimes, you just gotta laugh at yourself.

  2. Jun 24

    Facebook is 30% of your grade, Count Sharpteeth and Blargh-Nargh // [22]

    Join Khrys, Urmi and Ian this week once again as they discuss many topics such as how Khrys one needed facebook to get a full grade, what an episode might look like with a vampire named Count Sharpteeth on the show and our new Alien friend Blargh-Nargh if aliens turned out to be real. Again sadly we had some minor tech issues with delays in this episode but we did our best to make sure it still sounds as best it can be for our listeners. Thank you so much for listening, please be sure to share, leave a like/rating and follow us for more like this.

  3. May 3

    Chicken wings and nostalgia // [21]

    After many weeks of tech issues stopping us (again) from getting an episode out, WE ARE BACK (again) for episode 21 of the Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Join Ian, Urmi and Khrys this week as we talk about, the proper amount of chicken wings, was everything better before we controlled it?, the joy of surprise, Avatar the last air bender and much much more. Thank you so much for tuning in and be sure to share this with someone you think would like it. Make sure to follow us on social media @caffeinevampirespocast and check out our Youtube where we post exclusive videos.

  4. Jan 25

    Airport prices suck, airport coffee sucks, airport people suck // [20]

    WE ARE BACK! It's been a few weeks but thank you so much for continuing to listen and for coming back for now episodes. In this weeks episode, Ian, Khrys and Urmi talk about 3 free things they could take for life, how expensive airport prices are, weird things they recently saw in airports and the strange way an airport check in desk was frozen in strange circumstances. Be sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok @caffeinevampirespodcast and subscribe to us on Youtube @thecaffeinevampirespodcast for more and exclusive content.

  5. 11/30/2025

    Wi-Fi Ovens and can vampires have babies? // [18]

    In this episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, the hosts dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the absurdity of Wi-Fi-enabled ovens to the quirks of vampire mythology. With plenty of laughter and spontaneous moments, they explore the challenges of modern technology, share personal anecdotes, and ponder the mysteries of supernatural creatures. Join the fun as they navigate through chaos and humor, making this episode a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh and some thought-provoking insights. If you want to watch the video version of this podcast and see our faces, check out our Youtube channel and other social channels here: https://linktr.ee/caffeinevampirespodcast

    Wi-Fi Ovens and can vampires have babies? // [18]

  6. 11/09/2025

    Ghost friends, crooked men and spiders feel like snakes spiritually. // [17]

    In Episode 17 of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, join hosts Ian, Khrys, and Urmi as they dive into a world of ghostly tales and eerie encounters. From Khrys's ghostly friend Jeremiah to Urmi's unsettling dreams, the 3 hosts shares spine-chilling stories and personal experiences that will leave you questioning the supernatural. Whether it's urban exploring or snake charming, this episode is packed with laughter, surprises, and a touch of the paranormal. Tune in for a thrilling ride through the unknown!

    Ghost friends, crooked men and spiders feel like snakes spiritually. // [17]

  7. 11/02/2025 ·  Bonus

    Xbox Gamepass: A Costly Subscription.

    In this episode, the hosts discuss the recent price increase of Microsoft's Xbox Game Pass and the implications it has for consumers. They express their frustrations over the lack of substantial improvements in the service despite the significant hike in fees. The conversation also touches on the broader trend of rising costs in the gaming industry, the impact of subscription services, and the disappointment surrounding cancelled and delayed games. The hosts reflect on their experiences with gaming and the nostalgia of past titles, while also critiquing the current state of the industry. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of gaming, from the impact of Disney on the Star Wars franchise to the ambition behind canceled games like Star Wars Battlefront 3. They explore the potential of combining game mechanics from different titles, discuss the future of police simulation games, and highlight the rise of indie games that offer unique concepts and experiences. The discussion emphasizes the importance of supporting indie developers and the creativity they bring to the gaming industry.

    Xbox Gamepass: A Costly Subscription.

  8. 10/31/2025 ·  Bonus

    Ghosts, goblins and questionable life choices. The Caffeine Vampires Halloween special Part 2

    In this Halloween special episode of the Caffeine Vampires Podcast, the hosts and their guests share a mix of spooky stories, personal experiences, and cultural legends. From real-life ghost encounters to local myths, the conversation flows with humor and chills, creating an engaging atmosphere for listeners. The episode highlights the importance of storytelling during Halloween, encouraging everyone to share their own spooky tales. In this Halloween special episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, the hosts share spooky stories from their childhood, discuss their experiences with nightmares, and recount their trick-or-treating adventures. The conversation flows from personal ghost stories to the eerie sounds in their new house, and the recurring dreams that haunt them. The episode is filled with humor, nostalgia, and a touch of horror, making it a perfect listen for the Halloween season.

    Ghosts, goblins and questionable life choices. The Caffeine Vampires Halloween special Part 2
See All (28)

About

Welcome to The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. We are your 3 hosts, Ian, Urmi and Khrys and we talk about probably everything you can think of from river rituals, explaining you're dead to your date, soundproof rooms on planes, bathroom disasters, aliens and so much more. For funny conversations on (hopefully) relatable topics and many goofy stories to go along with them, make sure to check in every week so you can hear us talk about absolutely useless stuff that we will entertain you with. Thank you so much for listening and stay beaned

Information

  • Creator
    Caffeine Vampires Productions
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Caffeine Vampires Productions
  • Show Website
    The Caffeine Vampires Podcast