Mimic in the Pantry: Hellz Kitchen

Mimic in the Pantry

Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity.

Episodes

  1. 5D AGO

    Episode 8: You've Gotta Be Kitten Me (Dungeons & Dragons, UK)

    The ghost of the scolded bride really puts the fear in the group, run and find your hungry little secrets! Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1 hr
  2. JAN 30

    Ep 7: The Stars Below (Dungeons & Dragons, UK)

    The ghost of the scolded bride really puts the fear in the group, run and find your hungry little secrets! Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1h 3m
  3. JAN 16

    Ep 6: Pierce the Veil (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    The party faces a chilling encounter in the kitchen, have they learned their lesson from the previous bout? Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1 hr
  4. JAN 2

    Ep 5: Don't ask me what's in this (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    The party attempts to make a meal using one of the recently killed large centipedes, how could it go wrong? Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠⁠⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠⁠⁠. You can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1h 4m
  5. 12/12/2025

    Ep 4: The P***y Bites Back (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    You know when the barbarian says he could fight a bear, the wizard says "hold my beer".... Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠⁠. You can also find us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    54 min
  6. 11/28/2025

    Ep 3: A Toast to Consequence (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    A toast to surviving a buzzing encounter! Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠. You can also find us on ⁠Facebook⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, and ⁠Threads⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠Patreon⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    53 min
  7. 11/14/2025

    Ep 2: Unwelcome Guests (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    The unwelcome guests meet in the peculiar Split Tongue Tavern, a trope too delicious to ignore. Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website ⁠www.mimicinthepantry.com⁠. You can also find us on ⁠Facebook⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, and ⁠Threads⁠ with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on ⁠Patreon⁠; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1h 3m
  8. Ep 1: The crossroads (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    10/31/2025

    Ep 1: The crossroads (DnD Actual Play, UK)

    Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity. If such things are not to your taste, consider this your polite invitation to dine elsewhere... Meet the dinner guests: Harrie - Our devious and inspiring dungeon master (AKA Satan) Chris - The unforgettable one night stand, Saddles the Bard Kiera - The hard edged, whip cracking Paladin, Morrigan Alan - The astute spell slinging Wizard, Cadence James - The lethal and unrivalled minotaur Barbarian, Deadhorn If you enjoyed our show you can find out more about us on our website www.mimicinthepantry.com. You can also find us on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Threads with some tasty morsels to keep you satiated until the next course. Support us on Patreon; subscribers will be served extra scoops of delightful bonus content, including our 'Dining After Dark' segment for behind-the-scenes insights, live Q&A sessions on our Discord, and the chance to have your own NPC in an episode. Never forget to thank your waiters... Dan Hearn from The Gallopers for creating the Mimic in the Pantry theme tune, Carpe DM. Tabletop Audio for providing chilling background music and sound effects. We hope you're not hungry, because there's a Mimic in the Pantry!

    1h 15m

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Mimic in the Pantry welcomes you to Hellz kitchen, a dark fantasy actual play podcast set in the flavourful world of Gourmentillia. Here, food is power, and even the bravest adventurers can become the main course. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they carve their way through twisted banquets and infernal kitchens, searching for truth, survival, and maybe dessert (if the dessert doesn’t eat them first). Mimic in the pantry contains flavours unsuitable for all palates, expect violence, dark humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional seasoning of profanity.