The World Cup Of

Alright Fans, Crazy Ginger Cabbie and The Factory London

All episodes available exclusively on Patreon. Welcome to The World Cup Of - the weekly showdown filmed at The Factory London where absolutely anything can be turned into a World Cup. Crisps, films, footballers, chocolate bars… if it can be debated, it can be ranked. Hosted by Alright Fans and Crazy Ginger Cabbie, this is where passion meets nonsense in equal measure. Expect bold opinions, dodgy decisions, heated arguments, and the occasional moment of genius. New episodes every week. World Cups. Of everything. One a week. (And sometimes other stuff.)

  1. The World Cup of Holiday Nightmares

    3D AGO

    The World Cup of Holiday Nightmares

    The World Cup of Holiday Nightmares gets underway with Groups A–D, as we’re joined by special guest James Gardner (@comedyjames) to relive the kinds of trips that go spectacularly wrong. From getting hit with sun stroke on day one to full-blown blazing rows that derail the entire holiday, from being caught up in natural disasters to somehow ending up locked in a brothel, this tournament brings together the absolute worst-case scenarios of going away. What starts as a break quickly turns into something you’ll be telling stories about for the rest of your life — missed flights, dodgy food, arguments that escalate out of nowhere, and situations you genuinely couldn’t make up. As always, the criteria is loose and the stories are doing most of the work. Severity, chaos, recoverability and pure “how has this happened?” all come into play as we try to decide what truly is the ultimate holiday nightmare. This episode sets the tone for the tournament — big stories, bigger opinions, and a strong reminder that sometimes it’s just better to stay at home. Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where things somehow get even worse. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Special Days The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If this episode made you rethink your next trip, the rest of the nightmares are waiting on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    39 min
  2. The World Cup of Wastes of Money

    MAR 12

    The World Cup of Wastes of Money

    The World Cup of Wastes of Money gets underway with Groups A–D, taking a brutally honest look at the things people pour money into… only to later wonder why. From modern absurdities like AI girlfriends and endless streaming subscriptions like DAZN, to old-school drains on the wallet such as cigarettes and gambling, this tournament asks a very simple question: what actually deserves the title of the ultimate waste of money? Along the way we get into global talking points like Visit Rwanda sponsorships, massive government spending projects like NASA, and the most destructive expenditure of all — war. Some entries are personal vices, some are cultural debates, and others are things society keeps paying for despite knowing exactly how expensive they are. As always, the criteria is loose and the arguments escalate quickly. Cost, value, impact and sheer frustration all come into play as we try to separate guilty pleasures from things that genuinely feel like money disappearing into thin air. This episode sets the tone for the tournament — strong opinions, uncomfortable truths, and a lot of financial regret. Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable arguments live. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Special Days The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If this episode made you rethink where your money goes, the rest of the arguments are waiting on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    32 min
  3. The World Cup of Johns

    MAR 5

    The World Cup of Johns

    The World Cup of Johns kicks off with Groups A–D, celebrating the remarkable (and occasionally ridiculous) number of famous figures who happen to share one of the most common names in the English-speaking world. From the chaos and comedy of Johnny Knoxville, the broadcasting legend of John McCririck, and the musical legacy of Johnny Rotten, to cultural icons like John F. Kennedy, football favourite John Barnes, and wrestling megastar John Cena — this tournament proves that the name John has punched well above its weight across sport, politics, entertainment and beyond. Along the way we dive into the worlds of John Anderson, Pete Davidson’s alter-ego John Davidson, and plenty more Johns who’ve left their mark in completely different ways. As always, the criteria is flexible at best. Impact, legacy, recognisability, and pure “John energy” all come into play as the debates quickly spiral and the arguments get heated. This episode sets the tone for the tournament — big names, big opinions, and a surprisingly deep bench of Johns. Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable disagreements live. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Special Days The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If you thought there were a lot of Johns before, wait until the rest of the draw unfolds on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    30 min
  4. The World Cup of the Letter D

    FEB 27

    The World Cup of the Letter D

    The World Cup of the Letter D gets underway with Groups A–D, where anything — and everything — beginning with “D” is thrown into the tournament and judged far more seriously than it has any right to be. From Dogs and Dinosaurs to Dragons and Dubai, from cultural icons like Diana, Princess of Wales and David Beckham, to topics that immediately derail the conversation like Drugs and Dildos, this one covers an absurdly wide spectrum. As ever, we argue over impact, legacy, usefulness, cultural weight and pure chaos. Some entries feel like automatic winners, others spark debates no one saw coming, and consistency disappears almost instantly. This episode sets the tone for the tournament — full groups, big opinions, and a letter doing a lot of heavy lifting. Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable arguments live. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Special Days The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If this one made you realise how stacked the letter D actually is, the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    27 min
  5. The World Cup of Good Jobs

    FEB 20

    The World Cup of Good Jobs

    The World Cup of Good Jobs kicks off with Groups A–D, celebrating the roles people secretly (or not so secretly) think are the dream. From the pressure and prestige of an F1 Safety Car Driver and the obsession-fuelled madness of a Football Manager, to the high-risk freedom of a Professional Gambler, the responsibility of a Pilot, the controversy and curiosity around being a Porn Star, and the modern chaos of life as a YouTuber — this tournament asks one simple question: what actually makes a job “good”? Is it money? Status? Freedom? Lifestyle? Or just the ability to tell people what you do without immediately regretting it? As ever, the criteria is debated, bent, and occasionally ignored altogether as we weigh glamour against graft, fantasy against reality, and childhood dreams against adult stress. This episode sets the tone for the tournament.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full arguments, deeper dives and inevitable disagreements live. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Special Days The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If this one made you rethink your career choices, the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    26 min
  6. The World Cup of Special Days

    FEB 13

    The World Cup of Special Days

    The World Cup of Special Days gets underway with Groups A–D, taking a hard (and very unserious) look at the days that pop up every year and somehow manage to take over our lives. From the pressure of Valentine’s Day and the emotional minefield of Mother’s Day, to the quiet chaos of World Book Day, the madness of Black Friday, and the sugar-fuelled mayhem of Halloween, this episode digs into why these days exist, who they’re really for, and how they somehow became unavoidable. Along the way we get into the rise of niche calendar moments like National Masturbation Day and Random Acts of Kindness Day — the kind of days you don’t remember until social media aggressively reminds you they’re happening. Some are commercial, some are heartfelt, some are confusing, and some probably shouldn’t be a thing at all — but every one of them sparks an opinion. This episode sets the tone for the tournament. Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and deeper dives live. 👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof Including: The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of Liquids The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows The World Cup of Insults The World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue. 🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else If this episode made you suddenly realise you’ve forgotten a card, a costume or a present — the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon. 🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

    23 min

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All episodes available exclusively on Patreon. Welcome to The World Cup Of - the weekly showdown filmed at The Factory London where absolutely anything can be turned into a World Cup. Crisps, films, footballers, chocolate bars… if it can be debated, it can be ranked. Hosted by Alright Fans and Crazy Ginger Cabbie, this is where passion meets nonsense in equal measure. Expect bold opinions, dodgy decisions, heated arguments, and the occasional moment of genius. New episodes every week. World Cups. Of everything. One a week. (And sometimes other stuff.)

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