Lip Service: An Advice Podcast

Kylie Troop

Lip Service is a comedy advice podcast where we solve real problems irresponsibly. Each episode, comedians answer anonymous audience questions about dating, work, family, and whatever else is going off the rails. Every episode features a guest comic who you can then see live on stage at the following week’s Lip Service live show (Every other Thursday 9pm @ East Austin Comedy Club, Austin TX). Bad advice. Good intentions. Absolutely no qualifications. New episodes drop semi-weekly on Thursdays. Submit questions at https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQ

  1. Jun 21

    Lube Bros | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Avery Anne & Daylen Mendonca)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features AVERY ANNE and DAYLEN MENDONCA, two of the brave souls who help keep our live show from becoming a full-blown class action lawsuit. Together we tackle the issues tearing society apart: whether you clump or fold toilet paper, what to do when your sister-in-law tries to spiritually annex your parents, and whether a Hinge date showing you body cam footage of him shooting a dog is a red flag or just cop foreplay. Elsewhere in the chaos: sharing lube with your brother, relationships that mysteriously self-destruct at the six-month mark, older sisters dating men your age, and the timeless romantic dilemma of sleeping with your cousin but technically not committing incest because you aren’t blood related. Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE    Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @brentreedcomedy _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS    Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW    Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  2. Jun 7

    Build-A-Boyfriend | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Brent Reed)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features BRENT REED, Austin comedy's favorite southern belle. A man who somehow sounds polite while saying the most unhinged things imaginable.    Together we tackle the issues tearing society apart: whether you should fire a client situationship after he cheats on your best friend, what to do when your wife cheats on you with your dad, and whether it's acceptable to publicly shame a 29-year-old for dating an 18-year-old.   Elsewhere in the chaos: daddy issues (i.e. fighting your father), dressing your boyfriend like a Build-A-Bear, slapping Benson Boone, anime, and the eternal struggle of convincing your boyfriend to let you do butt stuff.   Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:29 Guest intro: Brent Reed 11:13 ~~~ Audience Advice ~~~ 11:26 BFF's situationship cheated on her. I 'm his personal trainer 18:00 My wife cheated on me... with my dad. Do I kill him? 24:10 How do I get my boyfriend to wear more than one outfit? 30:25 29-year-old man dating an 18-year-old? 39:36 One-night stand asked me to slap him... 48:00 My boyfriend won't let me peg him :( 1:04:34 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE    Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @brentreedcomedy _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS    Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW    Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  3. May 31

    Something Most Would Believe Impossible | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Pat Dean)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features PAT DEAN, the man, the myth, the 50 time Velveeta room employee of the month. A man who self identifies as “no semen, just fire,” who allegedly s***s diamonds, has definitely had sex with a woman, and is both extremely funny and suspiciously confident.   Together the gang tackles the real issues destroying modern civilization: whether bringing your new man to meet your evil ex situationship is empowering or just advanced psychological warfare, how to stop looking like a total p***y at the poker table, and why straight women keep finding men spiritually repulsive the second they start flirting.   Elsewhere in the chaos: emotional cuckolding, stick-and-ball masculinity, Shakespearean levels of romantic suffering, lesbian experimentation logistics, hot criers, bald men dating strategies, and the possibility that some men are being Pavlov-trained by female sadness.    Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:53 Guest intro: Pat Dean 13:33 ~~~ Audience advice ~~~ 14:04 Evil ex situationship invited me to the bar… so I brought another man 19:03 How do I not look like a p***y at the poker table? 24:51 I’m straight but men repulse me when I flirt with them 31:11 Moved to Texas to build something “impossible” 34:36 How do you date nowadays? 41:37 My boyfriend got boners when I cried 45:55 How do I get my bff to dump her boyfriend? 50:38 Is Sarah psychic? 1:00:02 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE  Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @patdeanrules _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS  Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW    Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  4. May 17

    Shrek Themed Wedding | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Diego Delgadillo)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features sweet bb boi & friend of the pod, DIEGO DELGADILLO!   Together the gang tackles the real issues tearing society apart: how to convince your girlfriend to have a Shrek-themed wedding, whether ass or t**s still reign supreme, and if a receding hairline should be treated like a relationship obstacle or a shared community challenge. They also investigate why people ghost, what cigarettes “don’t count,” and whether it’s possible to convince your wife to love you again.   Elsewhere in the chaos: an 18-year-old future father, an ex creeping on a new girl, lesbian flirting tactics, muffin man discourse, psychic revelations and the timeless pursuit of romantic validation.   Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:18 Guest intro: Diego Delgadillo 7:14 Audience advice ~~~ 7:38 Shrek themed wedding?  12:51 A$$ or t!ts? 19:31 Why do you ghost someone? 23:52 A recently single friend is pregnant - the dad? 18 years old 28:17 My ex is creeping on my new girl 32:44 Seeing a guy with a receding hairline 38:42 Do you know the muffin man? 39:05 What cigarettes don't count? 44:39 How to convince wife to love me? 46:55 How to flirt with women as a woman? 50:20 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:00:20 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE  Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @_fancyclown _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS  Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  5. May 10

    Born Again Hearwoman | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Sami Blumenthal)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs? The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 2:08 Guest intro: Sami B 14:41 Audience advice ~~~ 15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat 19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea? 25:17 Mega Church revenge 28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate? 33:03 I yolked my friend's pants 37:38 My brother got kicked out of college 40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff? 47:30 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:02:40 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @iamsamibee _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  6. May 3

    Source Consciousness Wisdom | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Taylor James)

    We’ve reached episode 10 of the Lip Service Podcast and honestly? We had to celebrate. This week we’re joined by our good friend TAYLOR JAMES (from Idaho), and things get… spiritual. The trio attempts to determine who is most connected to the source... and let’s just say, the answer may involve childhood head trauma and a well-placed pencil. Together, the gang tackles your problems including: manifesting better men (or at least less terrible ones), falling in love in under a week (with a gun-loving American while you’re Canadian… tough break), whether people are actually okay being alone, post-divorce hoe math, getting played by a “famous” finance bro, convincing your wife to move to Texas, and what to do when your coworker steals your entire personality. Plus: friend-zone heartbreaks, Lady Gaga vs. your relationship, and a psychic showdown that absolutely no one asked for. Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 2:08 Guest: Taylor 9:29 Audience Advice ~~~ 9:56 Bad taste in men 14:58 5-day love crisis 19:05 Being alone??? 24:26 Divorce → hoe phase 28:39 Finance bro menace 34:16 Move to Texas 38:25 Guy friend heartbreak 43:17 Style stealers 46:07 Gaga vs. me 48:37 Is Sarah Psychic? 57:24 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @taylorjamesidaho _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

  7. Apr 26

    Polite Beej, I Choose You! | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Kylie Troop & Sarah Matthes)

    This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features TWO very special guests: US! That's right, the cohosts that have brought you everything from wolf shirts to anal are back to do it all over again. But this time? They'll only have themselves to rely on. Luckily, both these broads love yapping. Together the dynamic duo tack topics including: is it ever okay to sleep with your married boss (even if you're ugly), what to do if your ex unblocks your number but not his heart, and how to assist a friend who has become internet infamous. Not to mention: high school coach and/or husband antics, girl ghosting operations, hip hub trauma, crushing crushes, and the horrors of a kind girlfriend. And in a final twist, Kylie steps into her new wolfy powers while Sarah gives her psychic connection some much needed rest.Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:37 Guest intro: US!9:09 Audience advice ~~~9:42 Can you sleep with your boss if you're ugly?12:30 Worst vs best first date in Austin19:52 Traumatized by East Austin21:50 Should I tell my friend his crush doesn't like him?24:10 This girl I'm texting hasn't responded to the last two messages27:22 Ex texted to say hi and then blocked me again31:10 I don't like how my girlfriend treats me34:55 Should I believe my husband? (or the 17 yo texting him)39:05 Friend drunkenly gave a street review.. it's bad42:38 Back at home, how to top van life in Hawaii?54:24 Is Kylie Psychic?_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

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Lip Service is a comedy advice podcast where we solve real problems irresponsibly. Each episode, comedians answer anonymous audience questions about dating, work, family, and whatever else is going off the rails. Every episode features a guest comic who you can then see live on stage at the following week’s Lip Service live show (Every other Thursday 9pm @ East Austin Comedy Club, Austin TX). Bad advice. Good intentions. Absolutely no qualifications. New episodes drop semi-weekly on Thursdays. Submit questions at https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQ