Practical Allotment Gardening for the Mildly Clueless

Lucas Slugworthy

Practical Allotment Gardening for the Mildly Clueless is a straightforward, no-fluff podcast for people growing vegetables on a UK allotment — especially if you’re not totally sure what you’re doing yet. Each episode gives clear, practical, season-by-season advice on what to sow, plant, fix, or stop worrying about right now. It’s honest, down-to-earth gardening help for real plots, real weather, and real-life time constraints. Expect useful tips, gentle reality checks, and the firm understanding that the slugs have a planning committee, night-vision equipment, and a personal vendetta against your best seedlings.

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Practical Allotment Gardening for the Mildly Clueless is a straightforward, no-fluff podcast for people growing vegetables on a UK allotment — especially if you’re not totally sure what you’re doing yet. Each episode gives clear, practical, season-by-season advice on what to sow, plant, fix, or stop worrying about right now. It’s honest, down-to-earth gardening help for real plots, real weather, and real-life time constraints. Expect useful tips, gentle reality checks, and the firm understanding that the slugs have a planning committee, night-vision equipment, and a personal vendetta against your best seedlings.